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little harbor seal pup is in the care of experts weeks after being taken away from a beach in the caramelea. volunteers acted on a tip and recovered that young seal from a motor home. >> swimming among this pool of seal pups is little beemer cruz and boy does she have quite the tale to tell. >> beamer cruz was a little harbor seal that was on the beach. >> reporter: when suddenly a family physically picked up the seal pup from the beach that's located south of caramel and put the pup into an lv and drove off. >> i have no idea what was in the mind of these individuals. i have to believe they were well intentioned but i have no idea what their plan was. >> reporter: two of the volunteers in the area got wind of the seal pup snatching and tracked down the family. >> we tracked down the family, let them know that the pup would have been better on the beach. >> reporter: even if you're trying to help the animal it is illegal to remove marine wildlife. >> they're so darn cute that people feel compelled to do something to take care of this animal. unbeknownst to them that the animal needs no ca

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