interview of the year. >> announcer: it's "the late show," not with stephen colbert, starring carly fleischmanners and applause ) ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> stephen: good to be here. >> stephen: okay. i was. oh, really? ugh, depends on what you consider sexy. you know, some people like dad bods, and i've got even better than that. i've got a grandpa bod. so that's, like, twice as sexy as a dad bod. and, you know, if the lighting's right. >> stephen: oh, yeah. ( laughter ) >> stephen: do i love donald trump? no, no way. uh-uh, sorry, nice try, next question. does he ask about me? >> stephen: i don't think so, either. >> stephen: that's true. right. okay. yes. "a" that is a lie. "b," why am i british? >> stephen: i don't know what that means, what i just did. ( laughter ) >> stephen: wait, i know i'm boring, but-- >> stephen: hold, hold. i'm going to-- i'm going to try something. >> stephen: nope, okay, nope. okay, good. i'm ready. thank you, thank you. these are actually rent-to-own. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: carly fleischmann! late show." join me next week when i'll be joined by bon jovi, ri

and carly fleischmann human., live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! make you work for you. make you work for it a little bit. hey, everybody! how are you? >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to "the late show," everybody. i'm your host, stephen colbert. happy friday. ( cheers and applause ) it's the end of the work week. of course, donald trump's work week never really begins. in fact, trump's typical workday now runs from around 11:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. that's a s seven-hour day. that's not even full-time. personally, i think the president should work at least as many hours as a 15-year-old saving up for an xbox. so, what does trump do after he's rolled into work at the crack of noon? well, according to white house staff, his schedule largely consists of tv and twitter time alo

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