. >> it moved carol burnett to tears. >> to bare his soul like that, it was just -- i'm tearing up rightw. >> then killer umbrellas. >> oh, my god. >> umbrellas taking off

. - to carol burnett. - to carol burnett. (laughing) - you know. - you know. - kind of a punk rock icon of her own, right? - in a way, you know. - but how wonderful that it was appreciated for what it was, that it was this distinct. - yeah, there was a hell of a lot of other books that, even within our wheelhouse that chrissie hynde and kim gordon. - [evan] well, the chrissie hynde book's really good, that's right, yeah. - yeah, there's a lot that didn't make the cut. yeah, who'd have thunk that. - who would imagine. (chuckling) very quickly, the origin story for x. you and billy zoom were the people who started this band, exene was your girlfriend at the time? - no, just someone i-- - or a friend. - friend, yeah. i met her at this writing workshop, called the venice poetry workshop. still going on. - so she was more of a poet than a band member. - yeah, she was a writer, she didn't know what she was. none of us knew what we were. she'd knew she wanted to get out of tallahassee, florida, that's what she knew. (chuckling) - ho

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. >> you know, i still see a rerun of "carol burnett show" and i there has never been a better y., dickey, remember? >> you never went to bed -- >> well. >> not supposed to curtsy, you're supposed to bow. well, i get dizzy when i bend over. >> when tim conway came on his goal in life was to destroy harvey. here's tim with our own harvey korman as a brand-new dentist with his very first patient. we used to have a pool backstage, not as to whether harvey was going to break up, but how far he could get along in the sketch before he broke up. >> novocaine. okay here. novocaine. take a firm hold of the hypodermic needle. right. >> they never knew what he was going to do. but they knew it was not going to be what they expected. >> when they did the dentist sketch none of that was rehearsed. >> yeah, be right with you. >> poor harvey was helpless, tears coming down. and tim swears that harvey wet his pants during that sketch. >> i don't know why that worked so well. watching two actors break character and just crack each other up should not be as entertaining, but somehow when it's tim c

i'm carol burnett,

[laughter] >> he was reenacting that old carol burnett sketch where she wears the drapes in gone with wind and tries to hide. greg: tyrus, the problem with trump, and you nailed this. we talked about it. what is it about trump that gets him into trouble? >> his mouth. [laughter] trump was born in an era where you would tell it like it was. there's not many of them left that aren't in homes or heavily medicated. [laughter] and trump gets mad, and he might have a good plan, and and he feels like he has to fight everything. i'm kind of similar. when i get mad, i'll say a bunch of stuff, and i might bring up some stuff that aren't even accurate at the moment because i'm more mad. [laughter] >> oh, yeah. >> i'm more mad at his advisers. they're not doing his job. snoop did some dumb things i wouldn't allow him to do, i wouldn't allow him to hurt himself verbally, and he fired me on so many occasions because he was upset at me at that moment. and when it was over, he's like, hey, i'm glad i didn't say that, and he refired me. just say, hey, no, let it go, boss. you're the main event, let it

i'm carol burnett,

." >> and it ended with the "carol burnett variety show" at 10:00. >> they used to call it murderers had no dvrs, no vhs, nothing with initials. so people would stay home on saturday nights. they wouldn't go to the movies. they wouldn't go to restaurants. that may be the best night of television in all of television history. >> mary tyler moore was a single woman working as an associate producer on a nightly tv show. >> you know what? u've got spunk. >> yeah. >> i hate spunk! >> there were a lot of young women entering the workplace then. and for some of them, mary tyler moore was like a port of entry. >> i'm doing as good a job as he did. >> better. >> better! and i'm being paid less than he was because -- >> you're a woman. >> the television female could be a hero. she could be the main event. >> rita. all right. >> out loud! >> the first script written by allen burns and jim gricks had mary coming to minneapolis divorced. and very quickly cbs says, no, no, no, no, no. >> at the beginning of the decade, divorce was considered somewhat scandalous. >> she went on dates with a lot of

not like, "i wonder what mother will think." [ laughter ] but, you know -- >> seth: you do that carol burnett your ear. you do that. at every sex scene. >> hey, family. [ laughter ] i do tell them, i gave them a cheat sheet. the first couple seasons i was like, "okay in the seventh episode, in minute, whatever, 22, go make a sandwich, you know." [ laughter ] good time for a potty break. go do that. and of course, like, everybody in my family is like, "watched your show. it was great. really wonderful. saw all of it." and so i was like, "you know what, it's your psyche, it's your problem. >> seth: yeah, i'm not worrying about this. >> seth: i know one of the other election changes you made in your life was you bought a dog. can you explain how the election -- >> but we didn't buy the dog. we adopted a dog. >> seth: okay. >> only a real cretin would buy a dog. [ laughter ] no, i did. i had to. because for the first time and really the only time in my life, i was very envious of people who because they had something the had to focus on and keep alive. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> and instead i