>> stephen: please welcome back to "the late show," carol burnett. ame. nice to see you. isn't that lovely? isn't that lovely? carol, as you can tell, i am not the only one excited that you're here. thank you for being here. [cheering] i've had the opportunity to interview you a few times both on this show on the last show. always a joy. you're one of my all-time favorite guests. you are so natural and relaxed in yourself but also larger than life at the same time. i'm just curious. you had such a long and storied career, did you ever get nervous on talk shows? >> carol: oh, yes. i remember a long time ago, you know, when johnny carson was on. >> stephen: sure, sure. >> carol: and i would be nervous. he kind of made me nervous because when you sat in that chair, you had to score. i am not a stand-up or anything. i thought, what am i going to do? i decided -- i didn't tell johnny, that i would be the world's worst guest. [laughter] so -- >> stephen: i shudder to imagine. >> carol: so i get on the show and this was years ago and he said "i'm so glad you

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[ laughter ] because it's like -- you know, it's -- like i said, it's carol burnett.he look, the feel, the location did remind me of one of my favorite movies of the last five years," barb and star go to vista del mar." [ cheers ] i like that you -- what is it that -- >> i don't know. >> seth: that draws you to characters that are sort of in these beautiful places and maybe don't fit in? >> i thought you were going to say, both take place in florida. [ laughter ] because that was a mistake. i don't know. there's just something about playing someone that thinks they should be somewhere they're not supposed to be that's fun, i guess. >> seth: yeah. >> i don't -- i don't know. >> seth: it's really -- it is fun. >> yeah. >> seth: did you -- when -- i just have -- when you were doing table reads for this. >> yes. >> seth: and you have the great carol burnett. >> yeah. >> seth: and you're doing table reads. you have her come in -- >> well, she didn't really have to come because she's -- >> seth: yeah. >> lying there. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> but she came. >> seth: she

carol burnett. >> carol burnett. >> jimmy: kaia. >> carol burnett! society in palm beach in the late 1960s. >> jimmy: yeah, she's trying to join this exclusive private club. >> very exclusive private club. >> jimmy: she's phenomenal. when did you audition for "palm royale"? >> so i auditioned actually while i was filming "bottoms" in new orleans. the audition came in, and it was the weekend my parents came to visit me, which was unfortunate for them, but fortunate for me 'cause i was like, "i have scene partners." [ light laughter ] and so, what they thought was going to be, like, this lovely, fun weekend exploring new orleans, my mom played kristen wiig's part, and we spent hours self-taping. and i made my dad leave and go on a very long walk alone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're like, "dad, i got work to do, man." >> it's like, "we're working." and my mom did kristen's part wonderfully. and so, it's very full circle that she's here with me tonight celebrating. >> jimmy: yeah, it clearly worked, yeah. she's good luck. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah.

it's just that everyone loves carol burnett. >> i love carol burnett. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> i'm starting, i'm out of here. >> jimmy: on a more positive note, are you enjoying the trump trial? >> i am enjoying the trump trial. i really am. you know, yeah. i know they say he's passing gas and everything in the courtroom. [ laughter ] i like that i'm watching it from home, you know? [ laughter ] i don't think i want to be in that room, you know? [ laughter ] but the thing is, he's old. so that's what happens when you're old. you fall asleep and you toot a little bit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. i almost -- >> i mean, i do it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know, it's funny. because most people, you just go, all right, well, he's an older guy, he's sitting there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's whatever. but this guy, you know that if joe biden did something like that -- >> oh my god. >> jimmy: he'd have a blimp with "joe biden farted" on it all over the courtroom. >> they were -- they'd put a mic right by his butt. >> jimmy: you're right. >> they would mic his seat, all my god. >> jimmy: th

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." >> you interviewed, willie, carol burnett, the legend of legends. there was a scene with kristen wiig and carol going back and forth. >> she's just going, ah. >> mika and i looked at each other, and i was like, oh, my god. >> yeah. >> she can go -- >> they're spirit animals. >> they're spirit animals. >> yeah. >> she can go toe-to-toe with one of the greatest of all time. it was a pleasure to watch. in fact, the whole crew, everything. >> it is a beautiful, splashy show, palm beach in 1969. the sets, the houses, the costumes, snooty people at country clubs trying to crack into society. amazing. carol burnett starts the show in a coma. she said it was the best gig ever. she could go to hair and makeup and then lie there all day. she'd get a check at the end of it. we won't give away too much, but she and kristen wiig are incredible. great cast. looks good, too. it's a great show. >> so many great actors in here. at one point, carol burnett, while she's not talking, going, ah, ah. nice throwback. katty, one, two, snooty reviews saying, that couldn't ha

real estate from the don julio stage. [ cheering ] this week, we've got new shows with, carol burnettbe here, nicholas galitzine, and gabriel iglesias, with music from ernest, and christian nodal. >> jimmy: our first guest has a very scary and very popular show that doesn't involve squabbles with her sister. watch the season finale of "american horror story: delicate" wednesday on fx and the next day on hulu. please welcome kim kardashian. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. how you? >> jimmy: everything is good:00 thank you. you know what? i heard something about you, because we were talking about madonna today, because guillermo was at -- >> i saw that. >> jimmy: yeah. and you apparently lived on the same block as madonna? >> yeah, she was my next-door neighbor when i was 7 and 8 years old. i was her dogwalker. >> jimmy: you were? >> kourtney and i would walk her dog after school. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> in exchange for her jewelry. yeah. no, seriously. >> jimmy: like what kind of jewelry are we talking about here? >> it's like she was transitioning out of

>> -- talked to, you know, one of my all-time heroes from when i was a kid, carol burnett. >> jimmy:ng home thinking about me as a kid sitting on the heating grate, you know, in brookline, mass., with my family, 'cause whoever got the heating grate got the heat. >> jimmy: that's -- yeah. [ laughter ] >> and watching carol burnett, and how she was television comedy to me for a while. and the fact that i just spent an hour with her and had a mind meld. and i'm practically crying. i'm irish catholic, i can't really cry, but -- [ laughter ] we jam everything down. >> jimmy: yeah, we're always crying. >> yeah, if -- we need a few drinks. then we cry about anything. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> "the drink's gone!" [ light laughter ] but i just -- i don't know. i was very emotional. and i thought -- i loved this, i absolutely adored it. but this is a nice thing to do at this stage in my life, it's really fun. so i had a great time with it. >> jimmy: when you did this job, you -- you met everybody. you interviewed everybody. was there anyone, if i just -- i know people ask you this questio

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next week we've got new shows with a+ guests, including carol burnett, kim kardashian, wanda sykes.tate ernst and christian nadal. our first guest is one of the biggest stars in the whole world. she's getting tremendous -- for her role in "challengers," it opens nationwide a week from tomorrow. please welcome zendaya. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? >> how you doing? >> jimmy: you're dressed just like we except i have pants on. >> i was inspired. i was inspired. you were my fashion inspiration today. >> jimmy: next time let me know, and i also won't wear pants. >> okay. perfect. i'll text you in advance. >> jimmy: you look great. great to see you. >> long time no see. >> jimmy: it hasn't been long. for "dune 2" you were with the whole cast. how many countries have you been to since february? >> oh, man, like, probably, like, seven. >> jimmy: wow. and you like traveling around the world quickly like that? >> you know, i am grateful that i have a job that allows me to travel, allows me to see the world. i wish that i had more time in the place. really when you're do

julia roberts, the cast of the sopranos, cast of 80 for brady, andy cohen, carol burnett, will ferrellr. >> i can't believe i'm doing this. >> reporter: we said yes to a number of things over the years. so glad we did. we took a turn operating the soon to be automated pivot bridge. hard to top this. tiger cubs at the bronx zoo. joined bills mafia. shot lasers at the moon. and it all seems like it happened yesterday. >> thanks to "today" for putting that together and harry setting off on a new chapter at his alma mater central college in iowa where he will teach a course on curiosity. and that does it for us. remember follow us on social media. you can rewatch the best parts of our show anytime on youtube. chris jansing reports starts after a short break. i get 5g, truly unlimited data, and unlimited hotspot data. so, no matter what, i'm running this kitchen. (vo) make the switch. it's your business. it's your verizon. my moderate to severe plaque psoriasis held me back... now with skyrizi, i'm all in with clearer skin. ♪ things are getting clearer...♪ ( ♪♪ ) ♪ i feel free... ♪ ♪ to bea

>> can i say one thing about carol burnett that didn't make it into the interview, carol burnett just has gotten the wordel in one seven times. she's very humble, she says that doesn't take skill. getting it in two is the real skill. those are just guesses, but i thought that was an interesting nugget, brilliant, sharp as a razor, incredible. coming up, joe, on sunday, the last episode ever of "curb your enthusiasm," after 12 seasons, 24 years, curb is saying good-bye and our good buddy, larry david, was nice enough to give us on "sunday today" the exit interview. on the morning of the last episode, larry david is with me. we were out yesterday, actually, did the interview, walked around his old neighborhood in hell's kitchen where he lived in the '70s. we came around the corner, that diner, that's where jerry and i sat in a booth and came up with seinfeld to which i thought there should be a historic marker put up there. a great conversation with larry david about "curb your enthusiasm" about his life, his career, a hilarious beloved guy. we're going to miss the show so much, and may

. >>> next up is carol burnett. last night, the comedy legend stopped by "jimmy kimmel live!" few minutes of a hitchcock movie when carol was working. >> and this couple comes in, and it's the last five minutes of alfred hitchcock's "strangers on a train." the manager comes up and the manager just says, what's going on here? and the woman says, she won't let us sit down! we want to go sit down. and i said, mr. batten, that was his name, i said, it's hitchcock, you know, i'm such a movie fan, it would just ruin it for them. and they're complaining -- he looks at me and he says, burnett, and i said, yes? and he goes, he ripped off an epaulet. >> wow, fired her. >> sweet story ending here. carol went on to say years later when she finally got her walk on the hollywood walk of fame, they put it right in front of the theater where she walked. >> success is the best revenge. >>> next up, andrea bocelli. the big celebration is in the works honoring three decades of these golden pipes. ♪ ♪ hallelujah ♪ >> you remember that? >> why didn't you jump in on that? >> oh, my god. >> do you re

. >>> next up, carol burnett.n is in a group chat with her buddy and palm royal co-star allison janney and addicted to a couple popular word games. >> allison and i, we wordle. >> a lot of friendships end that way, if you're not care. >> yeah, we wordle. >> uh-huh. >> that may be the most intimate relationship of this modern era, is if you're wordling with someone. >> and even connections, you know that one? >> yes. >> so we -- allison and i are into connections and wordling. >> you know connections. >> i don't know that one. >> that's the complicated one. it's the purple one. >> isn't that funny, like, purple one, got it! next up, hello, it's adele. the chart topper recently postponed a month worth of her las vegas shows while she was recovering from some health issues. but new dates have been set. anyone who had to wait for their weekends with adele las vegas concert will have the chance to see the grammy winner this fall. the shows have been rescheduled for fridays and saturdays in october and november. and rum

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