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>> they didn't make you regular right off the bat on "the carol burnett show" -- >> no.r. and the last week, i said i had to have off in case i had to guest somewhere. and thoen i then i did guest on the same show. >> are you guys all still close? >> no, i never liked anybody on this show, especially carol. >> we lost harvey. >> we lost him, but we know where he is. >> harvey, you described harvey as the same man but just taller. something like that. >> yes. >> you felt so simpatico with him, didn't you? >> simpatico -- >> you like the guy and he liked you, and you worked seamlessly together? >> we did. >> you know what -- >> yes. >> i'll be over here if you need me. >> what's funny about these sketches, one thing in common is you're cracking jokes and everybody's choking back laughter -- >> very poor performers i worked with, especially carol. awful. >> it was so well known that you went off script a lot. >> well, i can't read, so, where am i going to go? >> you did have a dyslexia problem growing up. >> i still do. >> yes. >> was that a way to cope with humor growing t

. >>> our "instant index" tonight starts with funny lady carol burnett.very saturday night 30 million of us used to tune in and watch and laugh together with her. like the flight attendant offering music. >> would you like some music, sir? >> yes, i would. >> $2, please. >> there you go. >> would you like some music? >> yes, i would. ♪ off we go >> the 80-year-old carol burnett has been awarded the country's top prize for comedy, the mark twain prize for american humor. a younger generation of comedians paid tribute. >> you mean so much to me that i love you in a way that is just shy of creepy. >> and by the way, when burnett launched her show she was warned that this is a man's game, but she got the last laugh. >>> and a mystery, where were you in february 1964? the british invasion taking hold, the beetles just arrived in new york. we ask because soon after ringo starr snapped this picture, teenagers packed in a car, smiling back at him, a fond memory for him he says. he kept that photo all these years and now he's trying to find the grown-up kids. if y

>> it's a little carol burnett. >> yeah. >> all right.ever let it be said that i'm afraid to accept a challenge. i had three different colors to work with. but what i did is i made her a darker brown, but left new answers of color in her hair. the haircut has a lot of style, a little more towards the face. the long sexy bangs. and love the lipstick color, it makes the whole thing pop together. >> so flirty and sexy. and a great dress. >> look at your outfit. >> we coordinated. >> and the embellishment is attached. >> let's bring pam out. great job, everybody. i'm happy for everybody. >>> a way to boost your curb appeal right after this. [ female announcer ] now get high speed internet at home on our newly expanded advanced digital network, a connection you can count on. at&t u-verse high speed internet offers more speed options, reliability and wi-fi hotspots than ever. go to our website below to get u-verse high speed internet for just $14.95 a month for 12 months with a 1-year price guarantee. it's all the speed you need all at a great

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and went on to make history on the carol burnette show, but her blue haired character made her iconic hat. >> you wanna do something with the camera? >> you don't have to get ugly. >> you are as young as you feel. right now i feel like a beer. >> hello, i can't talk now. oh, frannie, it's you. i am busy, my self-cleaning oven hasn't learned how to clean itself yet! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> please welcome vicki lawrence! [ crowd cheering ] [ applause ] >> whoo! [ crowd cheering ] [ applause ] ♪ >> do i get a hug? >> yes, yes, you do. bless you. [ applause ] [ applause ] >> you know how you meet some people that you have watched on tv, and they're not what you expect them to be? >> yeah. >> meeting you, it's amazing, not only how wonderful you are, but how talented you are. >> oh. >> it's amazing how witty you are! you can't, you can't fake that. >> well, i learned, i learned from good people. >> one of the other things is, you are not a teenager anymore, which is when you made it to the quote-unquote big-time. but you suffered from an emergency surgery that a lot of people associat

. >> now carol burnett is the latest recipient for the top honor for comedy and received it last nightedy center. the 80-year-old star received two hours of trib burts from fey, poehler and tony bennett. congratulations to carol. >>> "gravity" continues to soar at the box office. >> stop. >> the the 3d movie was the num one movie for the third week in a row. totals 170 million. tom hanks with "captain phillips" was second with 17 million. "cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2" and "carrie" but the moved about julian assange was the bottom movie. now, you may remember that critical study that shows that oreos can be more addictive or as addictive as cocaine. david letterman looked at the least addictive. >> you think people are nuts. you do, right. not you. [ laughter ] but we all collectively believe other people are nuts. you're not going to believe this. look what science uncovered. take a look at this. >> the most addictive snack, oreo cookie, the least addictive snack -- >> i'm addicted to eating rubber tires. rubber tire pieces taste chemically amazing. >> happy snacking, america.

. >>> last night at the kennedy center legendary comedian carol burnett was given the top humor awardark twain prize for american humor. the 80-year-old was honored by a star-studded lineup. >> ms. burnett, i am so honored and thrilled to be there to help present this award to you. you mean so much to me, i love you in a way that is just shy of creepy. [ laughter ] >> this is very encouraging. [ laughter ] i mean, it was a long time in coming, but i understand because there's so many people funnier than i am, especially here in washington. [ laughter ] >> she is so great. >>> now to ohio where 20 people wearing protective body suits set themselves on fire at the same time to set a new world record. a guinness rep was on hand to certify the burn. >>> coming up in scram manied politics a startling revelation by dick cheney. hear what he thought terrorists could have done to attack and kill him and the steps he took to prevent it from happening. that and the best political buzz of the morning just ahead. but first, your "first look" at business. we turn to kayla tausche for that. >> futu

. >>> the nation's top humor prize was given out in washington last night to the legendary carol burnettved the mark twain prize for american humor. tim conway and tina fey were among those praising her. burnett admitted the prize was a long time coming but said she understood because there are so many funnier people, especially in washington. >>> as we mentioned, ringo starr is asking for your help. take a look at the foe the he shot from a car window during the beatles first visit to the u.s. back in 1964. it happens to be a great photo of a car full of kids who pulled up alongside the beatles motorcade. the photo had never been shown before today. it's in a new book of his. he believes it may have been taken in florida, maybe miami. if you're in the picture or know someone who is, there's new information on our website tonight to contact. because ringo would like to know. >>> when we come back, a certain detail in another celebrated photo. this one of a decorated soldier saluting. it made tonight's "making a difference" report. night's he m difference report. . can stay in motion. bec

and it really actually really did make some of the performers angry they're like this isn't the carol burnett show and i do a personal assistant sign confidentiality agreements you know what i feel like i need to i should have i need out now you should i think because they have all your secrets j. i have all my secrets and good stuff it's kind of a lot of secrets but it is kind of scary because they are ina isn't she doesn't have to know your personal they know everything so you call you call is we need help yeah you know you need help. you need the help of the person which is what makes your great personal assistant thing somebody who is. genuinely enthusiastic and interested in in helping you lay that they're really great with multitasking and they know how to speak to the people that they can represent you well like when ever they're calling on your behalf they have to say yes no matter what the question it that's what i learned being in a system myself no matter what someone asks you you say yes and then you figure it out. oh well tough i would be but i'm just saying that i had to ask my

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. >>> and the "washington post" takes a look at carol burnett. kennedy center. among those joining the celebration, julie andrews and tina fey who had a very funny line. he she says "i've loved you for so long, it's almost creepy," in the best of ways. >> love carol burnett. >>> and if you're thinking of settling down "money" magazine has its top list of america's best places to retire with a focus on smaller cities. and first on "cbs this morning," "money's" senior editor donna roseatto is oto oto oto is here to reveal the winners. who's number one? >> we're starting with raleigh north carolina. raleigh is of course the capital, but it is a place that's actually long been popular with retirees. the 97% -- there's been an increase, 97% increase in the population of people 55 to 64. mild weather, four seasons, and just phenomenal. a lot of people from the northeast move to florida and then do a second retirement in north carolina. they're calmed the halfbacks. but it's a very strong local economy, and nc state has a terrific lifelong learning prog

carol burnett receiving the nation's top prize for humor the mark twain award.y waudz held fat the kennedy center for washington, d.c. julie andrews and tina fey along some of the people in the crowd. >> i was very shy and i was quite a nerd in high school. it wasn't until i got to ucla that i did a one-act where it was funny i heard them laugh and i thought, i like that feeling. >> love her. burnett says it's a thrill to receive this award. she says she is in good company with past honorees they include faye, bill cosby, steve martin and lilly tomlin. >> good for her. >> temperatures around the country taking a live. >> what can you expect when you head out this morning? let's get the first degree weather update with maria moline gnaw. >> good morning heather and ainsley. we are talking about a dip in the jet stream across the great lakes and all of the way down to sections of tennessee. that's the reason why we are starting to see the cooler air from canada moving on southward. this morning we have widespread frost advisories and brief warnings in maid atlanti

with a forehead written by your pal, carol burnett. >> yeah. never liked her. here. >> you don't mind if i sit here for the rest of the show? >> no. >> all day you can on the curvy couch. coming up, a call center worker fired after talking to sean hannity about the problems with obamacare. this morning a major update on her job status. >>> and it's the patriotic performance that's got everybody talking. this navy veteran's rendition of "god bless america" will give you goose bumps. you'll meet him and he'll perform that song live right here as soon as we get rid of tim conway. ♪ and guide her through the night with the light from above ♪ from the mountain to the prairi ♪ a mistake? uh-oh. geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. too small. too soft. too tasty. [ both laugh ] [ male announcer ] introducing progresso's new creamy alfredo soup. inspired by perfection. ♪ hey lady! noooo! no! [ tires screech ] ♪ nooo! nooo! nooo! hey lady, that's diesel! i know. ♪ ♪ ♪ small business owners are using tools like email and social media marketing from con

i mean, not just carol burnett. "30 rock," he's so funny. >> steve: with don knotts in those movies? >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. he's just unbelievable. i actually got to meet him before the show. i had my lawyer out in l.a., tom rowan, who is the best dude in the whole wide world. he's just so awesome and nice. and he wanted to have a barbeque for me and my wife. so we go out. he's goes, "we'll have some friends out there, and we'll have tim conway come over." i go, "i'd love to meet tim conway. i'm so excited. i'm a big fan." he goes, "yeah, he's a friend of ours. come over to the house." so me and my wife take a cab out to -- in l.a., i hate to drive. i'm an awful driver. so we take a cab out to this place. we get out, and tom was there and his wife marla, who's awesome. she played the mom on "small wonder," who is awesome. so i go to their house, and they greet us with like two margaritas. i'm like, this is so awesome. i love this party. all ready, they're that cool. so we go in, like, fun. and he introduces me to al

carol burnett will receive the mark twain prize at the kennedy center.s include tina fayye, bill cosby and elen degeneres. >> i was thrilled. actually, i had been asked for a few years, but i couldn't work it in to my schedule. and i felt just terrible about that. but, now, having it congresswoman at this age, i'm happy i didn't do it before. >> well, congrats to carol brunette. >>> senator ted cruz is gearing up for another big speaking engagement. details next in our week ahead. . create moments of value. build character through quality. and earn the right to be called a classic. the lands' end no iron dress shirt. starting at 49 dollars. could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. mmmhmmm...everybody knows that. well, did you know that old macdonald was a really bad speller? your word is...cow. cow. cow. c...o...w... ...e...i...e...i...o. [buzzer] dangnabbit. geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. i'm on expert on softball. and tea parties. i'll have more awkward conversations than i'm equipped for, because i'm raising tw

. >>> our "instant index" tonight starts with funny lady carol burnett, every saturday night 30 millionf us used to tune in and watch and laugh together with her. like the flight attendant offering music. >> would you like some music, sir. >> yes, i would. >> $2, please. >> there you go. >> would you like some music. >> yes, i would. ♪ off we go >> the 80-year-old has been awarded the country's top prize for comedy, the mark twain prize for american humor, a younger generation of comedians paid tribute. >> you mean so much to me that i love you in a way that is just shy of creepy. >> and by the way, when burnett launched her show she was warned this is a man's game but she got the last laugh. >>> and a mystery, where were you in february 1964? the british invasion taking hold, the beetles just arrived in new york. we ask because soon after ring0 star snapped this picture, teenagers backed in the car, smiling back at him, a fond memory for him he says. he kept that photo all these years and now he's trying to find the grownup kids. if you see yourself in that picture, ring0 wants to talk

. >>> and carol burnett was awarded the mark twain prize for american humor last night. veral comedic heavyweights paid tribute, including tina fey, but carol still brought plenty of laughs. >> this is very encouraging. i mean it was a long time in coming, but i understand because there are so many people funnier than i am, especially here in washington. ready to run your lines? okay, who helps you focus on your recovery? yo, yo, yo. aflac. wow. [ under his breath ] that was horrible. pays you cash when you're sick or hurt? [ japanese accent ] aflac. love it. [ under his breath ] hate it. helps you focus on getting back to normal? [ as a southern belle ] aflac. [ as a cowboy ] aflac. [ sassily ] aflac. uh huh. [ under his breath ] i am so fired. you're on in 5, duck. [ male announcer ] when you're sick or hurt, aflac pays you cash. find out more at aflac.com. >>> the backlash against gun control was on full display this weekend in two notorious sites for gun violence. the alamo in san antonio and daley plaza in dallas. hundreds of gun rights advocates toting shot guns, ri

. >> stars celebrate mark twain prize recipient, carol burnett. >>. ♪ i'm so glad we had this time ♪ er >> vicki and i go wherever carol is being honored. this is our sixth city this week. >> i love you in a way that is just shy of creepy. >> she was one of the first women to have her own variety show, and the first woman ever to threaten a network executive with a broken beer bottle. ♪ so long >> the number two trender. heart to heart. >> i resigned the vice presidency effective march 28th of 2001. >> how did president bush react when you told him? >> a little surprised. but he thought it was a good idea. >> the former vice president talks about his ticker on "60 minutes." >> old heart, new heart. and it's one of those situations where bigger is not necessarily better. >> and today's top trender. garden state equality. >> do you wish to be joined in marriage? >> yes. >> yes. >> yes. i now, by the power vested in me, thank god by the state of new jersey, it's about time. >> new jersey becomes the 14th state to legalize same-sex marriage. >> you may kiss your spouse! all right! >> it f

that was tina fey taking a shot at senator ted cruz last night at an event honoring carol burnett inashington. next up, it was 40 years ago this week that former president richard nixon agreed to turn over audio recordings of his white house conversations to watergate investigators. while the nixon tapes are in the public record, no historian has listened to and transcribed more of the 4,000 total hours than texas a&m professor and author luke nictor. now he has teamed up to write the book on the tapes. luke has found some gems that have been hiding in plain sight for years. he shared one of his lightheaded conversations exclusively with "hardball." here now is richard nixon with his secretary speaking about henry kissinger's trip to the soviet union. let's just say it was about russian hospitality. take a look. >> i don't know what to say except too much information about nixon and kissinger. >>> up next, president obama admits the online rollout of the affordable care act has been rocky. so what's it going to take to fix it? that's the big question. you're watching "hardball," the

>> from mchale's navy to a carol burnett, he won six emmy awards.ow happy are we to look at -- >> take your time. >> i mean, just to watch those sketches and then to see what you're up to now. tim, we love you. >> we do. >> hi. >> tim and julia andrews in one week. >> how is your book? >> i haven't read it. but it looks good. it's about 200 pages. it took me almost three days to write it. get a copy of it. >>'s such a fun book. >> really. >> you know what's funny, you have been in the studios for about 20 minutes you have people from all different generations cracking them up. >> that's amazing. that really is. am i true? no. >> we know you so much from the carol show. >> you don't define yourself that way. >> you talk about everything on this long journey. >> yes, well, i have to. >> i didn't realize that -- >> they didn't make you regular right off the bat on the carol burnett show -- >> no. they did 33 shows a year and i did 32 the first year. and the last week, i said i had to have to off in case i had to guest somewhere. >> are you guys all sti

. >>> and -- tim conway's carol burnett tell-all. >> i never liked her. >>> now where yahoo!for 24/7 access to celebrity news, "omg! insider." >>> kim kardashian gushing to us about kanye's proposal and how she's going to lose the weight before walking down the aisle. hi, everyone. i'm thea andrews. >> i'm kevin frazier. halloween turned into a pr nightmare for julianne hough. we have her blackface di bachle ahead. >>> first the latest on chris brown after his arrest over the weekend in washington, d.c. >> more trouble for entertainer chris brown. >> brown and his bodyguard were arrested early sunday outside a washington, d.c., hotel. >> he spent last night in a washington, d.c., jail cell. >>> arraignment day for chris brown. he was expected to enter a not guilty plea to assault. these are images from brown's prior appearances. camerer

. >>> and the "washington post" takes a look at carol burnett. she received the top prize. i've loved you for so long it's almost creepy. >>> and if you're thinking about settling down, "money magazine" is out with its 2014 list of america's best places to retire with a focus on smaller cities. >>> and first on "cbs this morning," donna is here to reveal the winners goochld morning. >> good morning. >> let's start with one. >> raleigh, north carolina, near henderson anyway. raleigh is, of course, the capitol but it's place that's long been popular with retires. a 97% increase in the pock lags of people. mild weather, four seasons. interesti interesting fe nonnom. many move from the northeast to florida and then back up. they're called the halfbacks. >> they have good health care. >> they do. that's what we look for in small cities. lots to do. >> i was surprised pittsburgh. >> i think it surprises a lot of people. people still think of it as an industrial city but it's really transformed itself. it has a much more diverse economy and it's taken a lot of old factories and mi

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. >>> and the "washington post" takes a look at carol burnett. she received the top prize.'s almost creepy. >>> and if you're thinking about settling down "money magazine" is out with its 2014 list of america's best places to retire with a focus on smaller cities. >>> and first on "cbs this morning," donna is here to reveal the winners goochld morning. >> good morning. >> let's start with one. >> raleigh, north carolina near henderson anyway. raleigh is of course the capitol but it's place that's long been popular with retires. a 97% increase in the pock lags of people. mild weather, four seasons. interesting interesting fe nonnom. many move from the northeast to florida and then back up. they're called the halfbacks. >> they have good health care. >> they do. that's what we look for in small cities. lots to do. >> i was surprised pittsburgh. >> i think it surprises a lot of people. people still think of it as an industrial city but it's really transformed itself. it has a much more diverse economy and it's taken a lot of old factories and mills into lost spaces and art com

. >> carol burnett honored for her humor. the coveted prize she was just awarded. >> unbelievable there was a pumpkin that big. >> the carver with his works of art. how he makes these massive creations. >> he is arguably the world's most famous baby. after his global debut, prince george is doing it again, but this time, the royal christening is touted as low key. he will be christened in a private 45 minister money at st. james palace. presiding over the ceremony, the archbishop of canterbury. >> she has been making people laugh for more than six decades and is taking home the nation's top comedy prize. she was honored with the mark twain prize. she was given a standing ovation. she is best remembered for her popular 1960's variety show. she captivated audience to the tune of 30 million per week. the kennedy center awards will air on pbs november 24. >> if you've ever hacked your way through a pumpkin to make a jack olan turn, you know it's not easy. one illinois man turns giants pumpkins into halloween magic. we watched as

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we'll tell you what award carol burnett just took home. it is all "happening now." jon: let's get started right away with our top story. president obama pushing a high-speed fix for the troubled health care website. welcome to "happening now." i'm jon scott. >> hi, everybody, i'm jenna lee. great to see you on this monday morning. the administration is scrambling to deal with all the technical problems on the website. the rollout of the exchange becomeing a glaring embarassment some say for the administration. today's rose garden is the first since the website problems became apparent. it is interesting to see what he has to say. peter doocey, live from washington with more. peter, first to health and human services, how big of a project does the department have with this website? >> reporter: jenna, right now officials at hhs are comparing the overhaul of healthcare.gov to major surgery. they posted a blog that a tech surge is underway and our team is bringing best and brightest from both inside and outside of government to scrub in with the team and help improve h

. >> carol burnett was known on tugging on her ear. you had fun with that. >> that was her idea.ctually a little bit bigger. what if we extended it a little bit more and i thought okay, let's do it. that's the photo. >> some got two pictures and some got one. tina fey got two pictures. good timing. she will be hosting the golden globe with amy. >> right. it was just looking at what idea works. sometimes they only had time for one but it wasn't to do with any sort of importance or whatever. >> tell me more about the morning with jonathan winters. what was that like? >> well, he basically went through his entire life story before he, you know, let us take the photo which was pretty magical and, you know, to hear him retell it and his facial expressions. it was an experience that, you know, that doing this book allowed me. it was magic. >> are you going to do it again? >> more funny people. >> creative genius. i want to shoot people that inspire us and do the biggest book of its kind. >> it's great. great pictures and great thought behind it. >> thank you. >> the book is called comi