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. >> music from the xx, carrie ann inaba and michael chiklis, jimmy >> music from the xx, carrie ann chael chiklis, jimmy kimmel live is next. as governor, he balanced budgets without raising taxes. and california created 1.9 million jobs. as attorney general, jerry brown took on wall street banks, mortgage scammers and public officials stealing from taxpayers. at this stage in his life, jerry brown has the independence to make the tough decisions california needs. as governor i'll cap government salaries and pensions. on the budget, we have to face reality. make do with what we have. and no taxes without voter approval. jerry brown, knowledge and know-how we can trust.

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. >> music from the xx, carrie ann inaba and michael chiklis, jimmy kimmel live is next. s over seas.e need tax breaks to send kids to college.er seas. so i worked for a $2,500 tax credit to help pay for college. fought to get pell grants expanded and insisted that college loans go directly to kids instead of through banks. i'm barbara mikulski. i approve this message. because it's not about the next election, it's about the next generation. right? yeah!!! bob ehrlich says he wants to fix maryland. but he increased state spending by record amounts. ehrlich raised $3 billion in taxes and fees... including property taxes... and a 40% increase in college tuition. and now he's made over $1 billion in new promises... with no plans to pay for them... except for cutting education. cuts that will lay off teachers and increase class sizes. that's not a budget. and bob ehrlich's not the kind of leader... we can trust. woman 1 sync: i knew what bob ehrlich did as governor. man 1 sync: raised my property taxes 60 percent. woman 2 sync: let utilities hike our rates 72 percent. woman 1 sync: but i

. >> i had sex with carrie ann inaba. from -- >> jimmy: oh, you did?, i brought my foot up off the ground and so that was -- >> jimmy: you can't do that. >> i can't do that. let's see, i masturbated 47,845 i -- oh, i found jesus on a wheat thin. >> jimmy: you did? that's where he's been. [ laughter ] >> i beat stephen hawking in a doing anything physical contest. >> jimmy: you did? >> i really did. i didn't think he would take me up on that challenge. grapes and i fed them to a blind men, i had him feel it and i told him, these are your eyes. just for fun. for kicks. just for poops and giggles. >> jimmy: the blind have great senses of humor. people tonight realize that. >> yep. >> jimmy: sounds like you had a lot of fun. >> always. >> jimmy: i can't help but feeling like there's -- i don't know. there's something -- i don't want to make you uncomfortable. it seems like there's something different or is there something wrong or, anything -- >> i'm not going to lie, i'm kind of doing the sad clown thing tonight. i'm covering up a bit. >> jimmy: i had a f

. >> carrie ann inaba. >> five. >> len goodman. >> five. >> bruno tonioli. >> five. >> that's a 15 outel guys? >> 15 less than we hoped. >> all right. >> jimmy: brooke seems excited for the new season. the good news, if there is any good news is that david hasselhoff is going to be here tonight to discuss his loss. [ cheers and applause ] he is -- he's running over here in slow motion as i speak, so -- bristol palin is one of the dancers on the show. she got an 18. the judges were pretty nice to her. her mother, sarah palin, said she was going to be in the audience for the first show, but she wasn't. it's not like her to commit to something and then back out, it's -- but it's otter hunting season, i guess, and -- actually this is the reason sarah palin couldn't make it. this is home video here. you see, well, they're standing by the van, and -- she was abducted by a caribou, which -- i guess that's common in alaska. [ cheers and applause ] last night -- via twitter last night, mom palin sent this message. over the moon excited and happy for bristol, cheering her on at dwts party at the

. >> carrie ann inaba. >> 6. >> len goodman. >> 6. >> bruno tonioli. >> 6. >> jimmy: she's the devil.has the mark of the beast. her mother's going to be furious. you know "dancing with the stars" is one of the most popular shows on tv. it's even more popular than "one tree hill" for instance. so naturally, here at abc, we're looking to expand that popularity, which is why we have a new show coming out next month called "skating with the stars." a couple years ago, fox had the show "skating with the celebrities." this is nothing like it. this is "skating with the stars." i remember when fox started that, it's like oh they ripped us off instead of dancing, it's skating. and now we are ripping it back off. it's like when o.j. broke into that hotel room to steal his memorabilia back, you know? it's technically ours but not really. but if this means i finally get a chance to see brian boitano sprain tiffany amber thiesen over his head i will die a happy man. or even better vanilla ice on ice, which is something -- the promos are already running. looks like an exciting show. >> do you love