and the middle daughter, edith. [ laughter ] the current heir to downton sixby, carson daly, has beenation indeed. >> telegram for you, sir. >> questlove: [ bleep ] is this? ♪ ♪ [ grunting noises ] >> all right, people. ahh. let's keep it moving. don't keep his lordship waiting. did you polish the silver? >> yes, sir. >> did you febreeze his lordship's pantaloon? >> i did, sir. >> did you shave lady edith? >> not yet, sir. >> well, snap to it man! the upstairs people are coming and you people need to be downstairs. step lively, people. >> you son of a -- >> five minutes to air me lord. >> jimmy: thank you, o'flannigan. >> eat [ bleep ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not to be outdone, newt gingrich recently announced that he was endorsing the mcrib. i can't have a monologue without a kardashian joke. >> i just found a joke, sir. i must have forgotten to put it in the monologue. >> jimmy: well, for heaven's sakes, man, if a joke is missing, then put it back. [ light laughter ] i heard that recently kim kardashian went to an nba basketball game to find a new boyfriend. next card, next card. but