hey, cartman how're you feeling ? pretty good, except i had the weirdest dream last night. really, what about ? well, i dreamed that i was a poor vietnamese girl, and you guys made me ride a big scary bull, and then leonardo dicaprio gave me a spank for several hours. hey, how did you guys won those terrence and phillip dolls ? oh, nowhere. ha, ha, ha. wait a minute, you guys did make me ride that bull ! no, cartman, that was just a dream. bye ming lee... thanks again. ha, ha, ha. son of a bitch ! captioning made possible by comedy central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out, as always. thank you for coming out. wow! i'm trevor noah. let's do this thing. our guest tonight is an up-and-coming actor from west philadelphia, born and raised. the one and only will smith is joining us, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) so exciting. we're going to be chatting to him about his new m

. - hey, cartman, do you think god is going to be mad at you for not making $10 million? of him. he's a pussy. you know i'm just kidding, right? >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out. thank you so much for coming out. as always, i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, our guest tonight is known for his work on marvel's movies and what we do in the shadows, a phenomenal film. tonight he's here with a new comedy in which he plays, i want to get this right, adolph hitler. taika waititi is joining us! let's catch up on today's headlines. let's start things off talking about the miracle of life and why it's so creepy. >> a mysterious new organism -- >> they nicknamed it the blob, a yellow unicellular small living being, looks like a fungus but acts like an animal, that is 720 sexes, can move without legs or wings and can heal itself. two blobs can transmit knowledge to each other. e

. - well, cartman. - well, what? - don't you think you owe everyone an apology for bringing nambla here? all: yeah! - all right, all right. i'm sorry i almost got you guys all raped, there. - and now do you still think you need to hang out with older mature friends? - no, i guess you guys will blossom into maturity some day. just don't take too long. - okay, let's roll. [siren wailing] - coo-coochie-coo. coo-coochie-coo. - our little angel. yes. - oh, he's so beautiful! i know it's been hard on both of us, losing poor kenny. but this knew baby kind of reminds me of him. - what should we name him? - well, seeing as though kenny passed away, maybe we should name him, uh... kenny. - yes. kenny is such a great name. my little kenny, a brand-new kenny. [gurgling] - god, this must have been the 50th time this has happened. - 52nd. [man singing in french] ♪ comedy central from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: welcome to "the da

. >> at the end of the day it was funny, in words of eric cartman. >> i think great southpark standingom one major national newspaper. potential headlines next. 2,000 fence posts. 900 acres. 48 bales. all before lunch, which we caught last saturday. we earn our scars. we wear our work ethic. david: president trump in alvarado, texas, he is answering questions, let's listen in [inaudible conversations] david: just moments ago, believe it or not. we are in break, he was answering questions from the reporters, now he talking to the workers. we're monitoring it closely, that is why we busted out of the break. 1 h1 he talks about issues of substance. we'll get back to that. >> "usa today," parent company gannett will reportedly start phasing out its print edition soon, according to a new report from point i pointer institute. would anyone be surprised if this were the case? who still reads print editions of our paper? i see a hand, you do. >> i do. >> every day,. >> david: really. >> "wall street journal," "financial times," new york time, bloomberg and the economy, i can see everything, i

they took lebron's quote put it in cartman's mouth. to end the show. time's up. neil, it is yours. neil: that is funny clip. didn't saw coming what is happening across the pond in our majesty's kingdom, brexit situation is not dead. there are signs right now it will get overwhelming support within the european union, 28 members, including britain who will likely vote yes on this restructured deal. the big problem will be, and the big question will be, what happens in her majesty's kingdom herself in parliament, british parliament. regardless. the fact that this is possibility is a shock to the global financial system because most people thought, at least this would be delayed. at worse, this would be torpedoed. that does

we have william cartman from youth build. dorothy stillman is a national hero and icon. youth build usa. we have andrew hanson, we have tawan reid, a team leader with fema. we have kayla wetzel. we've got andrew hanson, the environmental stewardship program for the state parks. and taylor stone, project development habitat for humanity. why not just start here. >> my name is william gartman, i'm from west virginia and i completed a term with youth build north central and with the education alliance. >> it's okay. >> now, after completing my term, i've continued to be involved with youth build. i'm the head of the mentor program and i sit as the souse chef where we take in other members and train them to do that as well. >> terrific. >> my name is tawan reed, i'm a field team leader for fema corp. i served for about six months in puerto rico, we're now serving with the office of external affairs here in d.c. it's been an amazing opportunity. it's honestly changed my life. one of the firsts fingsthings i read ant the program, a team leader said it was the hardest yet most

there was that huge controversy over the main court saying that the prorogation, the suspension of cartmanrisjohnson us to go back to her majesty the queen to ask for a suspension once again, this time a short one. to be again, this time a short one. to be a fly on the wall when that happens. a reaction to this as we come back for the next edition of outside source. please stay with us here on the bbc. good evening. let's take a quick look at some of the big weather stories elsewhere in the world at the moment. and where we have seen some cold and exceptionally snowy weather across parts of canada and the northwest us, contrast that with what's been happening to eastern parts of the us. happening to eastern parts on tuesday, record breaking october heat all the way from georgia through to ohio, cincinnati 35 celsius, 95 fahrenheit. and that's in october. it is of course autumn, and we do see contrasts played out, but they have been very stark, and remained so at the moment. hermas chart shows up with hot humid air to the south and east, colder, snowy air to the north and the west. in betwe

the chair recognizes mr.r cart cartman. >> thank you very much. i appreciate the witnesses coming forward and begin their inexpertise and perspectives to this incredibly important issue that in my opinion is important to the united states of america and to the world. i also like to offer to summit for the record some letter of support from the mayor of st. louis and entities that los angeles that are supportive and that will be accepted by the chair. thank you, mme. madame chairwoman, for holding this incredibly important hearing. i am a proud american citizen but equally proud to be the son of immigrants from another country and i'm a proud latino american and am blessed to be a member of the united states congress. the megan people, the world and the 58 million latinos in american today deserve to visit a latino museum to in this positively, military, critical, social and science contribution. the time is overdue for this smithsonian institution to have latino museum. we need to formalize the american latino american museum and ended the environ

they took lebron's quote put it in cartman's mouth. this is, this cartoon is having a lot of fun at china's expense. stuart: gadd way to end the show. time's up. neil, it is yours. neil: that is funny clip. didn't saw coming what is happening across the pond in our majesty's kingdom, brexit situation is not dead. there are signs right now it will get overwhelming support within the european union, 28 members, including britain who will likely vote yes on this restructured deal. the big problem will be, and the big question will be, what happens in her majesty's kingdom herself in parliament, british parliament. regardless. the fact that this is possibility is a shock to the global financial system because most people thought, at least this would be delayed. at worse, this would be torpedoed. that does not appear to be the case right now. anything can happen. probably will. let's go to benjamin hall in london, very latest where this stand. hey, benjamin. >> yeah. hi, neil. you put your finger on it. there is a lot of optimism in europe

. >> not to mention cartman from south park weighing in on china as well. what's going to likely happen. i think doing something overly ambitious is not likely going to happen before the election. so i think this signals where they're trying to tier everything. tier 1 would be agriculture and oil, on the expectation that oil was up yesterday. number two is the sticky thing which is ip theft and forced transfer of intellectual property. the last thing is tariff. the thing they're trying to signal is we'll relieve the tariffs when we have other things going. there are cross current that could interfere with it all but if they stick with something that's doable like agriculture and oil, maybe we can make progress down the rise. lauren: we hope. tariffs are expected to rise, some of them next week to 30%. we have companies reporting their earnings for the last quarter, we get levi strauss and dominoes today, the banks next week. we're expecting earnings to decline, all-in. >> earnings' big picture may be an under-promise, over-thriver se r natur -- over-deliver