cartman's president! we did it. - i'm confused. - dude, you can't take my dances with smurfs idea and turn it into your own thing. - no, you're right. the students all deserve to know the truth. and so i have answered what really happened in my new book-- going rogue on the smurfs. - no, no, dude. you don't just take one person's story and then add a couple things and call it yours! - luckily, with the money i made selling the movie rights to my book, i'll be okay. - you sold the movie rights? to who? - james cameron. go look. the movie came out already. - they can't do that! i'm student body president! oh, god damn it! son of a bitch! idea-stealing assholes! you sons a bitches! dances with smurfs was my idea! my idea! [grunting loudly] you can't just take dances with smurfs and call it something else! [grunting loudly] [school bell rings] [groans] - dude, what happened? you're not doing the morning announcements anymore? - no, because it turns out that by rule, the student body president can't also be th

. - [muffled] - is cartman still in the bathroom? - hey, cartman, we're almost to level 20! you're missing the game! - i'm almost done, you smart-asses. i'm just wiping my-- what the hell is that? [toilet flushes] you guys, look what i found in the trash can in stan's bathroom. it's like a bloody cotton thing wrapped in toilet paper.

. - all right, cartman, i'm going to give you... a "jail time card".'s not cool, don't give kyle aids. - kyle has aids and now loses 47 turns and 800 points. - kenny, your dad and i are thinking about having another baby. wouldn't you like to have another brother or sister? - no. - we just might workin' on it later tonight. - god damn it, poor people suck! your family is already on welfare, and now you're going to bring another kid into the world. poor people are turning out babies, adding to the overpopulation, and expecting me to pay for it with my tax dollars. - you don't pay tax dollars, cartman; you're eight. - you see, this is just what i've been talking about! i can't even relate to you guys anymore, because you're too immature. - what? - i've got to start hanging out with friends that are a little more intelligent and understand politics and stuff. it's just that i'm up on this level, up here,

- dude, i am not going to lose to cartman's stupid turd sandwich.is is the most important election of your lives. turd sandwich brings the hope for change! a vote for turd sandwich is a vote for tomorrow. - there, you really want that asshole to win? - i'm not voting. - what? you gotta vote, dude. haven't you seen the "rock the vote" stuff or puff daddy's "vote or die"? - i just think this whole thing is stupid. - kenny, we have got to make stan understand the importance of voting, because he'll definitely vote for our guy. - yeah! - how was school today, stanley? - it was ridiculous. we have to have a new school mascot, and we're supposed to vote between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. - what did you say? - did you just say that voting is ridiculous? - no, i think voting is great, but if i have to choose between a douche and a turd, i just don't see the point. - you don't see the point! oh, you young people just make me sick! - stanley, do you know how many people died so you could have the right to vote? - mom, i just don't think there's much

godammit, cartman! you only got that because you knew my mom wouldn't buy it for me!riefcase. - he's going to kindergarten because he's a genius. - he's not a genius, he's a little douche bag.

- what the hell's wrong with cartman? - he's fat and he's stupid?- no way. - for one tooth? - for one tooth. - dude, every time i lost a tooth, i only got a quarter. - i only got a jar of gefilte fish. - well, that doesn't matter, because i have an idea that is totally tits. - totally what? - look, i don't know why the tooth fairy's being so cool to me. maybe she's hot for me. i don't know. but if we all chip in with teeth, then i can hide them under my pillow, and we can get enough money to buy a sega dreamcast. together: sega dreamcast?

- what the hell's wrong with cartman? - he's fat and he's stupid? i only got a quarter. - i only got a jar of gefilte fish. - well, that doesn't matter, because i have an idea that is totally tits. - totally what? - look, i don't know why the tooth fairy's being so cool to me. maybe she's hot for me. i don't know. but if we all chip in with teeth, then i can hide them under my pillow, and we can get enough money to buy a sega dreamcast. together: sega dreamcast? - all we need is teeth. - i already lost all my baby teeth. - me too. - mm-mm. - you still have baby teeth, kenny? - no way! - kenny, think about it. don't you want a sega dreamcast? - [mumbling angrily] - all right, kenny's in, you guys! tits! [bell ringing] - okay, the string is tied to kenny's tooth. you ready over there? - almost. you ready, timmy? - timmy! - when i say go, you slam your electric wheelchair into high gear. okay, timmy? - timmy! - right, you're timmy. - timmy, labalayah! - [muffled] - i'll tell you why it has to be you, kenny. because your family is poor and therefore has

cartman, i'll legalize 40th trimester abortions for you. >> could you imagine back then that these peopler own. >> and then have i always had these breasts? >> a lot of people want freedom. they don't want to go back to the networks, which are saying you can come to us where you'll make more money but you'll also have content restricted. you could go to cable and have no restrictions. not make as much money but have freedom of expression, which almost everybody who works in these mediums wants. >> some of the content truly was, you can't get this anywhere else. >> you're a fantasy maker, the only limit on the kinds of fantasies is people's imagination. >> hbo turned to people who said, i can't do that on television, but you can do it on hbo. >> white people don't trust black people. that's why they won't vote for no black president. like a black brother will [ bleep ] up the white house. like the grass won't be cut. dishes piled up. cousins running through the white house. cookouts. basketball going in the back. >> in the late '80s hbo was just sort of gaining ground for series. >> by the