. - all right, cartman, i'm going to give you... a "jail time card".ou aids. - aids? - dude, that's not cool, don't give kyle aids. - kyle has aids and now loses 47 turns and 800 points. - kenny, your dad and i are thinking about having another baby. wouldn't you like to have another brother or sister? - no. - we just might workin' on it later tonight. - god damn it, poor people suck! your family is already on welfare, and now you're going to bring another kid into the world. poor people are turning out babies, adding to the overpopulation, and expecting me to pay for it with my tax dollars. - you don't pay tax dollars, cartman; you're eight. - you see, this is just what i've been talking about! i can't even relate to you guys anymore, because you're too immature. - what? - i've got to start hanging out with friends that are a little more intelligent and understand politics and stuff. it's just that i'm up on this level, up here, and all my friends are down here. - you don't know what you're talking about, fat-ass! - no, no, no, me, "nah", you guys, "n

- that quest sucks, cartman! think of another one!.a quest? you ask of us to take the one video to the house of butters? - yeah, whatever. - it shall be a long journey, with many dangers on the way. - but if the tape must be brought to the house of butters, who else can do it? - very well! we shall embark on this quest immediately, father! come, warriors! - ho! - ho! - mmm, that gets rid of them. - ooh, you're a little frisky, aren't you? - yeah, well, uh, the lord of the rings wasn't the only thing i rented from the video store. i also rented... a porno. - ohh, you little devil! - you wanna go watch? - how shall we journey to the house of butters? - through the mines of vandor or over the mountains of gralch? - look out, here comes the great dragon of peringraf! - don't worry, i am the great wizard moltiloch. i can shield us from the dragon's fire! bwwowowoowowo! - good job, wizard. - and so, the party journeyed onward-- the great wizard, the skillful ranger and the covetous jew. - i'm a paladin, cartman! - jews can't be paladins. -

are you okay, cartman? yeah, i'm good. how are you, kyle? they're all gonna pay.ended no more. good for you. [ door rattles ] i think someone's in there. no! god damn it, no!

. - was your dad in scouts, cartman?s, timmy? - yea timmy! - yeah, he's excited. - heyfellas. - hey, butters. -oy, am i glad to see you guys. there's lots of kids here fr other schools. ion't know anybody. - all right, boys. we're gonna head the bar. we'll be back to pick you up a9:00. - you boys just make sure to obey the scout leader, now. he's the man charge. - hello, scouts! - hey, it's big gay al - hello, stanley, i was happy to see you and your little friends' names on the list. - timmy! - you're e new scout leader? - i just go transferred in. i think everyone's here now, so we canget started. come , scouts, we've got work to do. all: hooray! - see ya, dad. - hey, are you parents gonna stand there all night? this meeting is for scouts only, you sly gooses! now, before we get started, scouts, i want to introduce you to someonvery special here tonight. he's a brave little boy with disabilities, who proves just by being here that scouts are for everyone! - timmy! - so let's allll give a big round of applause to little