i think so, is cartman up there ? i'm right here, kyle. cartman, you &@#$ hunk of fat !n you, let's look for crocodiles. whoa, dude, this is making me sick. sick, dude. sorry. what the hell are you doing, fat boy ?! ( cartman ) screw you, hippy ! come on, dude, i want to get out of here. alright, just grab the rope. wait a minute, what's this ? ahh ! ahh ! dude, it's a dude ! he's like some frozen guy. ( cartman ) come on, you guys, it's getting cold up here. shut up, cartman. dude, i saw this in a movie once. the old cavemen get frozen, and then people discover them and make them their caveman friend. wow, cool. you guys, there's a frozen ape man from the past down here, send some more rope. ( cartman ) really ? hey, there's a frozen guy down there. help me chip some of the ice away. ( cartman ) hey, you guys, this is just like that one movie, and the doctor and that french chick were doing it all summer long, and they went back to school and sang songs about greased lightening. you know that movie, the sandra dee chick is all prissy... ( together ) cartman, will you sh

eh, cartman von cartman has ways of making you talk. (farting) aah!wow! come on, kyle we've got work to do. we do? we've gonna build a clubhouse. i have to ask my dad for help. did it work? i think it did, bebe. if all goes as planned, kyle will be your new boyfriend! i hope so, wendy. he's got such a hot ass! hey, phillip, pull my finger. all right, terrence. ugh! oh, wait, wait, wait. pull harder. well, all right. ugh! ha, ha ha, ha, ha. damn it! pull really hard, phillip. okay. wait, wait, wait, wait. ugh, ugh... oh, boy! ugh, ugh... wait, wait... ugh... (farts) ha, ha, got you there. uh-oh, ha, ha, ha. oh, you got me, terrence. yes, i surely did. whoa, dude, your dad is watching terrence and phillip. no, i was just flipping through the channels. hey, dad, we need to build a clubhouse. okay. how do we do it? you just get a hammer and some wood. what, do some girls want to play truth or dare or something? yeah, dude, how'd you know? how do you think i met your mother? randy, my wedding ring. i lost it down the garbage disposal! oh, brother. ha, ha,

. - we don't wanna see them, cartman! - there, see? how do you like them apples? ha!0 bucks. ha, ha, ha! ♪ i got pubes before you guys did ♪ ♪ i got pubes before you guys ♪ ♪ ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ - cartman, you are so goddamn stupid, it's unbelievable. - ah-ha, don't be jealous, guys. this doesn't mean we can't still hang out. it just means that i matured faster than you. you'll get your pubes, guys, someday. - cartman, you don't buy pubes, you grow them yourself. - wh-what? - when you get old enough, you grow your own pubic hair that's attached to you, you [bleep] dumb-ass! - nah-ah. - yeah-huh. - but then why would scott tenorman sell me his pubes for $10? - because, retard, you're dumb enough to buy scott tenorman's pubes for $10. - you're telling me these pubes are worth nothing? - yeah. - i'm gonna get that son of a bitch. - and so i told him, i say, "here, i'll sell you my pubes for only 10 bucks." and the stupid asshole buys them. [both laughing] speak of the devil. what do you want? - uh, yes, i've come to return these pubes that i purchased, please. - unh

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- [cartman snickers and laughs] [laughter] - all right, kids. all right, kids, that's enough.cs. - uh, no, that's okay, mr. mackey. - jimmy, i'm not asking you. i'm telling you. - uh, just, not right this second, mr. mackey. well, why the hell not? - uh... - it's what? - oh, you do? - r-right now, right now it is? m'kay, m'kay, don't worry, jimmy. m'kay, uh, let's pick someone else. uh, eric, why don't you come up here. - hey, that's bull crap. how come jimmy doesn't have to do it? - well, because jimmy's pitching a tent right now. - he's what? - whoa. - wow. - a $100 dollar gift certificate to south park mall? maybe we should do the talent show. - what's the point? jimmy always wins with his stand-up comedy. - hey, fellas. - dude, did you see, jimmy? they're giving away a $100 first prize for the talent show. - oh, i sure have. i've been working on my r-routine all year long. - i don't know how you do it, dude. how you get up in front of that many people? - well fellas, entertainment is my life. i love being in front of everyone. [tinkling bell] aah! - what's the matter? - g-

let's see, mm, eric cartman? - here. [all laugh] - all right, and how about stan marsh?jesus. - okay, and where is kenny mccormick? - here. [hysterical laughter] - oh! [laughs] ow! - dude, what the hell was that? - oh, oh, dude, you know when you're laughing so hard that the milk comes out your nose? oh, man. - dude, you weren't drinking any milk. - huh? - you have to be drinking milk for that to happen. - not with me, man. - all right, look, why don't we skip roll call? here's what we're gonna do today. i've been told that one of your classmates has been ill for several days, kyle broflovski? - he's faking. - well, i've been told that in mr. garrison's absence, our activity for the day is to make a get-well card for kyle, so i've got this large piece of poster board, and we're all gonna come up and use glitter and glue to decorate it. all: aw. - he's faking. [children chattering] - kenny, you come and decorate the get-well card too. - but i don't want kyle to get well. i hate kyle. - i don't care. get down here and do it. - hey, watch it. hey, what are you doing? - now,

. - in a few minutes, you will meet little eric cartman, who wants the world to understand his affliction. [knocking] - five minutes, kid. - jesus christ, how did i get myself into this? god, please, i know i screwed up. i should have never pretended to have tourette's syndrome. but, see, i get it now. you can't just walk around saying whatever you want. you gave us a filter because people don't wanna hear things like-- i touched penises with my cousin! ahh-ahh. and i learned you especially can't say whatever you want on national teleeision, because there could be kids watching. please, god, don't make me embarrass myself on national television. you must see how this is all somewhat your fault, right? please... i need a miracle. - tango, this is foxtrot. are you in position? - copy, foxtrot-- tango in position. aw, shit! - you sure you don't wanna back out? r no, no, you were right, that fat kid is faking it. if he goes on tv, more people will think that having tourette's is fun. asshole, shit! - all right, then we go with the plan, just like to catch a predator. the first guy is here. th

. >> my name is robert cartman, i've been in business for five. my only comment is thisprocess is ridiculous . there's no reason the city should empower homeowners to fight each other on this. i think you should just eliminate the ability to offer discretionary review on rear yard extensions. i think the planning commission should actually take the time to clear such frivolous matters and focus on real issues of inequityin san francisco . not squabbling over how much of the building your neighbor has holes with that. >> iq. >> can you hear your line has beenunmute that's your indication to begin speaking . go ahead. >> caller: hello. i am a neighbor just to the left of the proposed remodel and just wanted to reiterate some of the frustration with this process. we have been trying to have our concerns be heard. we don't feel as if they have been heard. this is ahuge intrusion into the space . it will impact all of us will impact the quality of the neighborhood and it doesn't need to the this. >> clerk: final, final last call for public comment on t