[squish] aw, cartman! you're supposed to bury it!udio] - i can't hear you, ned. you don't have a trachea. you smoked too much. you had it removed. and then you drank too much, and you lost your goddamn voice box, ned. - [belching] shut...up...jim-bo. - aw, ned, don't burp-talk. that just sicks me out. - it went this way! - over here! - come on, you guys. - what the hell's going on? - uncle jimbo, cartman found some big animal creature. it ran over that way! - hold on, i'll get my shotgun! ned! ned, come on! where'd it go? - it just ran by here a second ago! - sounds like it ran into the ostrich trap! shh! now, keep quiet.

. - this is so retarded, cartman.ory, it's true. i saw a leprechaun. i've seen him come through here three days in a row now. hawkeyes, this is dragonwind. do you copy? - this is hawkeyes. we've set up the net, and we're standing by. - copy that, hawkeyes. keep surveillance tag alpha-niner. dragonwind out. - just admit you were lying, cartman, so that everyone can go home. - oh, no. we have a deal, kyle. if i can prove there's a leprechaun, you have to suck my balls, remember? dragonwind to blackie. what's your six, blackie? - i don't want the code name "blackie." - code names are what they are, blackie. check your six and alert when in position. - this is [bleep]ing retarded. - getting nervous, kyle? when that leprechaun shows up, you must suck my balls. don't forget, i have a signed contract from you. - yeah, and if you couldn't prove there was a leprechaun, you had to give me $10. now just pay up and stop being stupid! - god damn it, why hasn't it shown up yet? dragonwind to faggot, come in, faggot. - this is faggo

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- what the hell's wrong with cartman? - he's fat and he's stupid? gefilte fish. - well, that doesn't matter, because i have an idea that is totally tits. - totally what? - look, i don't know why the tooth fairy's being so cool to me. maybe she's hot for me. i don't know. but if we all chip in with teeth, then i can hide them under my pillow, and we can get enough money to buy a sega dreamcast. together: sega dreamcast? - all we need is teeth. - i already lost all my baby teeth. - me too. - mm-mm. - you still have baby teeth, kenny? - no way! - kenny, think about it. don't you want a sega dreamcast? - [mumbling angrily] - all right, kenny's in, you guys! tits! [bell ringing] - okay, the string is tied to kenny's tooth. you ready over there? - almost. you ready, timmy? - timmy! - when i say go, you slam your electric wheelchair into high gear. okay, timmy? - timmy! - right, you're timmy. - timmy, labalayah! - [muffled] - i'll tell you why it has to be you, kenny. because your family is poor and therefore has bad oral hygiene, so your teeth are going t

you want me to run cartman's twitter and yelp account and only give him the good comments?h it can hurt someone's life? all you have to do is check out all the comments, type out just the positive ones, and give that to eric on paper.

. - cartman, what the hell you're talking about? they're identical!de, you see how much money this place is raking in? - yeah, i could prance around in little tights and sing opera too for that kind of cash. - hey, we should start our own cirque du cheville. - yeah! - yeah, this one's moving out of town, so we could take over. - let's go practice. - hurry up, girls. we must bundle up against the cold. - did we do good final show, grandmama? - very good, my girls. i only wish it weren't your last show. i love this country so very much. - mrs. vladchik, it is time. it is time to return to romania. - yes, yes, of course. just give me one second to finish getting them ready. this way, girls, quickly. - why are we going out the window, grandmama? - your mother did not want you to grow up in romania. this is our only chance. [both speaking in romanian] [laughter] - mrs. vladchik? - [speaking in romanian] they're trying to defect! [speaking in romanian] we need a boat. - where to, mack? - follow that boat. [ethereal music] - [muffled singing] ♪ ♪ both: ow! -

- cartman, what the hell are you doing? - i'm milking the dog.ed rocket, come on, dog, red rocket. oh, hoo! - whoa, cool! - that's awesome! - i told you guys. - i had no idea dogs made milk. do it again. - dumb-ass, you can only milk a dog once every few hours. it doesn't work if you beat off a dog again right away. - you "beat off?" - that's what it's called when you milk a dog, beating it off. don't you guys know anything? - wow, you learned all this from the 5th graders? - yeah, i guess they thought we were cool, so they showed us how to do it. hey, come here, dog. dog, come here. heh-heh-heh. - i was really happy with this month's book. i agree with what bob and linda said-- - mom, dad, you got to see this! - not now, stanley. this is mommy and daddy's book club night, remember? - but it's super cool! - later, sweetie. anyway, i found myself enticed by steinbeck's imagery. - the first chapter alone was filled with poetry. - oh, wasn't it? i mean, the first sentence... - red rocket, red rocket! - "cannery row in monterey in california is a poe

thank you mister chair >> thank you writing member cartman.it is the practice of homeland security committee to swear in witnesses so if each of you would raise your right handincluding those of you joining us five indio . d is where the testimony that you will give before this committee will be the truth, holdsworth and nothing but the truth so help you god ? i've heard in a formative from all of you, you may be seated . our first witness today is ryan young, mister young is executive assistant director of the intelligence branch at the fbi. in his current role is strategic leader of the fbi intelligence program and external partnerships overseeing the bureaus intelligence energy resources, policy and functions. mister young has two decades of experience at the fbi and most recently served as t assistant director of the directorate of intelligence where he held management director with the authority and responsibility of all fbi intelligence operations mister young , welcome to the committee c. you may proceed with your opening statements. >>