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okay, i'm back in cartman's room. cartman: all right, stan, just sit down at the computer.k of the oculus? it's pretty cool... but the graphics suck. fellas, i'm not grounded anymore! [quirky electric guitar music] - ♪ i'm going own to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ both: ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptationn♪ - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ - ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ people spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪ - ♪ headin' on up to south park ♪ ♪ gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ - ♪ [muffled] ♪ - ♪ come on down to south park ♪ ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪
okay, i'm back in cartman's room. cartman: all right, stan, just sit down at the computer.k of the oculus? it's pretty cool... but the graphics suck. fellas, i'm not grounded anymore! [quirky electric guitar music] - ♪ i'm going own to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ both: ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptationn♪ - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ - ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ people spouting...
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May 13, 2022
05/22
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cartman, no! no more!is at peace. i must endure. - what are you doing is the most awesome thing ever. - i...i know. - who else would take such torment? - that's--that's kinda what i was thinking. - [voice softens] you should, like, shave your head and get all peaceful about it. your sacrifice saves the world. - yes. i endure what i must for the sake of all humanity. three people walk into a bar. the first two order the same old margs. the third, nuevo topo chico margarita hard seltzer. crafted with real lime juice and a crisp tequila flavor. topo chico margarita hard seltzer. chips? fritos man. back roads or highways? back roads. college or pro ball? college. mild or spicy? oh spicy... actions or rom coms? rom coms. really? camper or tent? tent. lab or poodle? ok, which fritos? that is a tough one. fritos down for everything. rock or country? don't answer that. [chanting] [singing continues] [drumming] [drumming grows louder] - ♪ whoa! ♪ [hot for teacher plays] ♪ oh, yeah ♪ ♪ t-t-teacher, stop that screami
cartman, no! no more!is at peace. i must endure. - what are you doing is the most awesome thing ever. - i...i know. - who else would take such torment? - that's--that's kinda what i was thinking. - [voice softens] you should, like, shave your head and get all peaceful about it. your sacrifice saves the world. - yes. i endure what i must for the sake of all humanity. three people walk into a bar. the first two order the same old margs. the third, nuevo topo chico margarita hard seltzer. crafted...
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May 12, 2022
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- stop it, cartman. - that's so funny. pop! - god damn it, cartman!lot of knives for sale here. - oh, my god. look! "martial arts weapons from the far east." - wow, cool. - dude, we should each buy a weapon, and then we'll be like ninjas! - yeah, we won't have to take crap from anybody! - our parents won't let us have weapons, dude. - who's gonna tell them, dumbass? - yeah, dude, our parents are gonna be at this stupid fair all day long. they'll never know what we bought. i'll get the tonfas. those are so sweet! - i'm gonna get those killer sai. look, kenny, there's something even you can afford: a ninja shuriken for $1.99. - [muffled] [...] awesome! - can i help you boys? - yeah, we want to get one of each of these ninja weapons. - okay, you need to have your parents here when you buy them, though. i can't sell to anyone under 18 without parents' permission. - parents? parents! oh, god! [sobbing] - what's the matter? - [wailing] - we're brothers, see, and our parents died in a car accident last year. - why? why? why did you have to take them both? wh
- stop it, cartman. - that's so funny. pop! - god damn it, cartman!lot of knives for sale here. - oh, my god. look! "martial arts weapons from the far east." - wow, cool. - dude, we should each buy a weapon, and then we'll be like ninjas! - yeah, we won't have to take crap from anybody! - our parents won't let us have weapons, dude. - who's gonna tell them, dumbass? - yeah, dude, our parents are gonna be at this stupid fair all day long. they'll never know what we bought. i'll get the...
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May 12, 2022
05/22
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. - we don't wanna see them, cartman! - there, see? how do you like them apples? ha! pubes before you guys did ♪ ♪ i got pubes before you guys ♪ ♪ ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ - cartman, you are so goddamn stupid, it's unbelievable. - ah-ha, don't be jealous, guys. this doesn't mean we can't still hang out. it just means that i matured faster than you. you'll get your pubes, guys, someday. - cartman, you don't buy pubes, you grow them yourself. - wh-what? - when you get old enough, you grow your own pubic hair that's attached to you, you [bleep] dumb-ass! - nah-ah. - yeah-huh. - but then why would scott tenorman sell me his pubes for $10? - because, retard, you're dumb enough to buy scott tenorman's pubes for $10. - you're telling me these pubes are worth nothing? - yeah. - i'm gonna get that son of a bitch. - and so i told him, i say, "here, i'll sell you my pubes for only 10 bucks." and the stupid asshole buys them. [both laughing] speak of the devil. what do you want? - uh, yes, i've come to return these pubes that i purchased, please. - unh-uh, i don't take returns. -
. - we don't wanna see them, cartman! - there, see? how do you like them apples? ha! pubes before you guys did ♪ ♪ i got pubes before you guys ♪ ♪ ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ - cartman, you are so goddamn stupid, it's unbelievable. - ah-ha, don't be jealous, guys. this doesn't mean we can't still hang out. it just means that i matured faster than you. you'll get your pubes, guys, someday. - cartman, you don't buy pubes, you grow them yourself. - wh-what? - when you get old enough, you...
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May 28, 2022
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uh, they said already more according to such a simplified condensed version, which burn's student cartman for all addictions , this is where the victim is persecuted by the rescuers in this surprisingly, so, in principle, it’s enough victim persecutors rescuers or here other persecutors rescuers yes, this is when already and if it concerns those roles that we began to talk about before interrogation, then this is the main role is an alcoholic. yes, that is the person as the protagonist of the protagonist. so the main character. here there must be a rescuer yes, who saves him. well, before that, there is still a pursuer, that is. someone should give him a scolding to scold him, ride there to evaluate and is priceless. yes, then he must cry somewhere and someone comes to him help. and this savior who will regret taking a sip. well, in the situation further it may be a doctor, it may be a psychologist. in general, it can be employees of a whole ryabtse, a center, yes, that is, these are the people who, well, how would he look for them in order to be rescued and further eric, uh, bern suggest
uh, they said already more according to such a simplified condensed version, which burn's student cartman for all addictions , this is where the victim is persecuted by the rescuers in this surprisingly, so, in principle, it’s enough victim persecutors rescuers or here other persecutors rescuers yes, this is when already and if it concerns those roles that we began to talk about before interrogation, then this is the main role is an alcoholic. yes, that is the person as the protagonist of the...
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. - dude, you were right, cartman. your uncle roy has a sweet boat. - yeah, isn't this fun?ure, i do. - well, here; roy keeps the keys in the glove box. - dude, i don't think your uncle'd want us driving it. - nobody's gonna know if we just drive it around the marina real quick. look, if anything happens, i'll take full responsibility. - okay, turn on the ignition. - awesome. - okay. [engine revving] - we're not moving. maybe you have the parking brake on. - boats don't have parking brakes, dumbass. they only have-- oh, wait, neutral button. - [screaming] - other way. other way. [screaming] - jesus christ. - stan, beaver dam. very large beaver dam, stan. [screaming] - oh, dude. oh, jesus. - dude, stan, you are in serious trouble. - you said you'd take responsibility to your uncle roy. - i don't even have an uncle roy. that was just some guy's boat i knew about. - what? - look, it's okay. we weren't here. this didn't happen, okay? we were both at my house all afternoon long playing tea party, okay? now come on. we gotta bail. - oh, god, i hope i didn't hurt any beavers. - dud
. - dude, you were right, cartman. your uncle roy has a sweet boat. - yeah, isn't this fun?ure, i do. - well, here; roy keeps the keys in the glove box. - dude, i don't think your uncle'd want us driving it. - nobody's gonna know if we just drive it around the marina real quick. look, if anything happens, i'll take full responsibility. - okay, turn on the ignition. - awesome. - okay. [engine revving] - we're not moving. maybe you have the parking brake on. - boats don't have parking brakes,...
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May 30, 2022
05/22
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and here, uh, they said already more in such a simplified, concise version, which burn's student cartmantions, it is suitable where the victim is the persecutor of the rescuers, it’s surprising that in principle, the victim is enough of the persecutors of the rescuers or the persecutors live here rescuers yes, this is when already and if we touch on those roles that we began to talk about before the interrogation , that is the main role is the alcoholic so, that is, the person as the protagonist, the protagonist. yes , the main character. here there must be a rescuer yes, who saves him. well, before that, there is still a pursuer, that is. someone should give him a scolding to scold him, criticize him , evaluate him, devalue him. yes, then he must cry somewhere and someone comes to his aid. and this savior who will regret taking a sip. well, in the situation further it could be a doctor. it could be a psychologist. it may even be employees of the whole ryabtse, center, yes, that is, these people who, uh, well, how would he look for them in order to save him and further eric uh, bern offe
and here, uh, they said already more in such a simplified, concise version, which burn's student cartmantions, it is suitable where the victim is the persecutor of the rescuers, it’s surprising that in principle, the victim is enough of the persecutors of the rescuers or the persecutors live here rescuers yes, this is when already and if we touch on those roles that we began to talk about before the interrogation , that is the main role is the alcoholic so, that is, the person as the...
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May 29, 2022
05/22
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cartman, i'll legalize 40th trimester abortions for you. >> could you imagine back then that these peoplely '90s the hbo shows start to kind of come into their own. >> and then have i always had these breasts? >> a lot of people want freedom. they don't want to go back to the networks which are saying, you can come to us where you'll make more money but you'll also have content restricted. you could go to cable and have no restrictions. not make as much money but have freedom of expression, which almost everybody who works in these mediums wants. >> some of the content truly was, you can't get this anywhere else. >> you're a fantasy maker, the only limit on the kinds of fantasies is people's imagination. >> hbo turned to people who said, i can't do that on television, but you can do it on hbo. >> white people don't trust black people. that's why they won't vote for no black president. like a black brother will [ bleep ] up the white house. like the grass won't be cut. dishes piled up. cousins running through the white house. cookouts. basketball going in the back. >> in the late '80s hbo
cartman, i'll legalize 40th trimester abortions for you. >> could you imagine back then that these peoplely '90s the hbo shows start to kind of come into their own. >> and then have i always had these breasts? >> a lot of people want freedom. they don't want to go back to the networks which are saying, you can come to us where you'll make more money but you'll also have content restricted. you could go to cable and have no restrictions. not make as much money but have freedom...