donald trump. he could not escape questions about the tone. >> i think we better keep it the way it is. at least for a while. >> on the late show cartoon the peasants in the cheap seats. >> thank you for coming back, mr. cartoon trump. >> oh, i'm kicking [ bleep ]. i'm taking over the republican party. knocking it down and putting up some condos, woo! >> okay. well, listen, so this brash shoot from the hip style, your supporters love it. but is it all just an act? >> come on, stephen, are you serious? of course it's an act. a bit of razzle-dazzle for the peasants in the cheap seats. where are my manners? do you want some tea? >>> "way too early" starts now. >> i consider myself the presumptive nominee, absolutely. i used the analogy of the boxer. when the boxer knocks out the other boxer you don't have to wait around for a decision. that's what happened tonight. as far as i'm concerned it's over. the two guys cannot win. if hillary clinton were man, i don't think she'd get 5% of the vote. the only thing she's got going is the woman's card. >> well, if fighting for women's health care and paid family leave and equal pay is playing the w

donald trump. he couldn't escape questions about his tone. >> nobody told me presidential. we'll keep it the way it is, at least for a while. >> on the late show, cartoone for the peasants in the cheap seats. >> thank you for coming back, mr. cartoon trump. >> oh, i'm kicking [ bleeping ]. i'm knocking it down and putting up condos, wooo. >> so this brash, shoot from the hip style, your supporters love it, but is it an act. >> are you serious? of course it's an act. a bit of razzle dazzle with the people in the cheap seats. would you care for some tea? for. oh, and those truffle fries. truffle so good. it's less than a mile. come on, we can do better than that. okay, uh... ooh, juanitas! oh yeah, those chimichangas. oh, with the mangoguac. stop it! 3.5 miles. oh... so worth it. yeah, we got this. 3 point nothing. hey! yeah? baby. oh! yep. thought you had him. (vo) fitness in real life. now that's the good stuff. >>> leading the news on nbc 4 los angeles, chyna's brain is going to cte research. head injuries, chyna or joanie laurer against the wwe before her death but decided against it. the former wwe start was found dead in her home last week. >>> on

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has resulted to almost cartoonish tactics so to the comment on those tactics, please welcome cartoon donald trump>> stephen: thank you for being here, mr. cartoon trump. >> thank you for having me, stephen. and thank you, wisconsin, whoo! whoo! >> stephen: oh, okay, okay. who indeed, who indeed. i understand. now mr. cartoon frump. i do want to remind you that you are losing in wisconsin. >> i disagree. look at the numbers, stephen. mine are clearly bigger. they are huge. my numbers could crush ted cruz ease numbers in a pay-per-view fight in my las vegas hotel. the best buffet. so much shrimp you will think you died and they dumped your body in the ocean. >> stephen: that doesn't sound appealing and lovely but that doesn't change the fact that more wisconsinites support ted cruz. >> then those which nights will have to be punished. >> stephen: wait. you are going to punish voters who don't support you? >> no, that's not what i said. >> stephen: yes, it is. >> no, it isn't. you better stop or i will spill the beans about you. >> stephen: what beans do you have about me? >> that you like beans. be

he's got dennis quaid and donald trump in cartoon form. don't miss it. >> stephen: hello! we're on in one minute. what's going on in there? what the hell is happening? bite my big apple. >> tonight, stephen welcomes dennis quaid. matt walsh. and a musical performance by charles bradley. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now it's time for "the late show with stephen colbert"! ( cheers and applause ) thank you! thanked everybody. thanks down here. >> stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: oh, that's nice. i haven't heard that in a while. ( cheers ) you're awfully nice. welcome, welcome to "the late "the late show," everybody. i'm stephen colbert. i don't know why you're excited. today is april 20, a.k.a. 4/20. and as a lot of you seem to already know, 420 is the police code for getting a cheap audience reaction. and i know that today has a special significance for many people, including, of course, my intern, stoney von dankington. isn't that right, stoney? >> hey stephen. ( laughter ) >> stephen: isn't 4/20 a big day for you to celebrate? >> celebrate what? >> steph

who is the real donald trump? is he a cartoon-ish egomaniac or an entirely different kind of maniac? here to answer those questions, please welcome cartoon donald trump. ( applause ) sir, thank you for coming back, mr. cartoon trump. >> whoo! i'm kickin' ass! i'm taking over the republican party, knocking it down, and putting up some condos! whooo! brash, shoot-from-the-hit style, your supporters love it, but is it all just an act? are you serious? of course it's an act. come on. >> stephen: what? >> come now, old bean. you didn't seriously think i believed what i was saying during this campaign. if so, you're even crazier than i've been pretending to be. that's rich. up top. ( laughter ). >> stephen: wait, wait. you've been acting like this for >> it's the long con, stephen. "the apprentice" would never have worked if my catchphrase had been, "i'm afraid we're going to have to let you go." >> stephen: wait, wait, so let me get this straight. everything you've said in the campaign up until now is-- >> a show, a charade, a bit of

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>> the cartoon donald trump. now look, last night on snl kate mckynan did the hillary clinton. i think that is more gentle humor. now some of the comedy shows are kind of being a little bit more hostile to trump. am i wrong? >> i think they are being more hostile to trump. i think that -- but maybe they've been being hostile to hillary all along. so it doesn't seem like they're being suddenly hostile with trump. "saturday night live" is certainly a little nicer. i think also, you know, the comedians appreciated trump. but look at john oliver's takedown of trum frpp from a fe months ago. that certainly was not -- that was certainly extremely on the nose and they also know, i think, that trump will -- a lot of stuff gets under his skin much he's going to react to this stuff. and that's going to perpetuate their comedy and so they need that now. >> the one good thing is darrell hammond is back doing impersations. i think he is terrific. great to see you. thank you for stopping by. >> nice to see you. thanks, howie. >>> after the break, the media painted her as the other other woma

>> the cartoon donald trump. now look, last night on "snl," kate mckinnon did her hillary clinton.was more gentle humor. the comedy shows are kind of being a little bit more hostile that trump. am i wrong? >> i think they are being more hostile to trump. and i think that -- maybe they've -- they've been being hostile to hillary all along. so to doesn't seem like they're being suddenly hostile with trump. "saturday night live" would be nicer. i think also the comedians appreciated trump. lock at john oliver's take on trump -- look at john oliver's trache on trump. that was on the nose. a lot gets under his skin, and he's going to react to the stuff. that's going to perpetuate their comedy. >> the one good thing is darell hammond is back doing impersonations. i think he's terrific. thank you very much for stopping by. >> nice to see you. thanks. >>> after the break, the media pointed her as the other-other woman, rumored to have improper relationships with two top generals. now jill kelly reveals the emails that landed her in the midst of the petraeus scandal. i was absolutely frustr

. >> hi, guys, i have to say i love that cartoon donald trump.is second time colbert brought that in, good stuff. but we have got more phenomenal weather, it is a chilly start though you guys mention that had frost advisory that will be specific to south east new jersey where we have temperatures cold enough to support. that too much breeze for us right the now here in philadelphia and also too mild but it is still chilly. lets look at storm scan, that remains quiet for time being and stay that way all day to day. air quality is still good which is interesting to me because we have had such dry weather, as ovulate but still good which is fantastic. pollen levels remain awfully high nearing the top of the scale really. uv index also is important to remember, sun block is an important accessory even at this time of the year and it is not terribly warm just yet it is warm, you certainly have got solar energy if you are not the smart bit. chilly start, warm finish in the 40's around the region, there are spots where it is colder then that so a frost

already in town at temple liacouras center last night's late show with stephen colbert on cbs-3 cartoon donald trumpay polls showing him behind ted cruz. >> and it is a sore spot. let's switch to the animated drum up. >> that does not change the fact that more wisconsinites support ted cruz. >> then those will have to be punished. >> wait, you're going to punish voters who don't support you? >> no, that's not what i said. >> yes, it is. >> no it isn't. you better stop or i'll spill the beans about you. >> what beans do you have about me? >> that you like beans. >> good stuff. >> his mannerisms. >> and the hair, that hair, donald trump hair. >> oh, yes. >> very good. >> well, meanwhile, coming up: have you done your taxings yet? you you have under two weeks to file, don't let the last minute rush cost you money. i'll show you common mistakes you should avoid. meisha? >> we have two accidents on the roadways, slowing you down this morning, after very slow start, a loft people sleeping in this morning. they're all hitting the roadway now, the updates coming up. first a quick break, stay right where you

it can be a distraction. >> comedy here like cartoons about donald trump? [laughter] people react to them. i have a very local audience. it is broader than just philadelphia but i am supposed to be doing local cartoons because if they all do donald trump it is a politician and if he gets on a single day my maryann philadelphia doesn't get any. so really the significance of the cartoonist is best felt in their home country. they really feel it there so i see it is a temptation but i was doing one yesterday and the day of the election. i didn't know how that would turn out to but the publisher walked by to said you're doing donald trump? i should be. [laughter] so there is always a pleasure and a poll so the dictator in waiting it is very visual to remind people where we have been. >> and hands down winner. >> that will be beautiful. >> we have drawn all these cartoons it is still running. the virginia should be nice. >> let's take questions from the audience. >> as repulsive as donald trump is but he has mentioned is political correctness his interpretation m

for the first time ever, the new yorker has dedicated all cartoons to one topic -- donald trump. 17 cartoonsnald. he was a couple of them, a selection for you. these people are playing bridge. please, no trump." becomesld trump president, i do not care how high a walled he -- how high a wall he builds, i am going over it." let's talk about political risk during the markets so far do not seem to be reacting to what is happening on the campaign trail as much as they are toil and outside influences. when does that happen? jerome: probably fairly soon. we have to get through the global situations like brexit and elsewhere. what is interesting in the markets, they are not necessarily icing in the upside for potential reconciliation on the physical side, not just the united states but globally. when you talk to any monetary policy central banker, they are focused on the point of exhaustion too many regards. they will quickly point the finger at the fiscal side. in the u.s., we do not see the potential for upside being priced into the market. i think that is the key component as we enter and move 2

stephen colbert had a big guest last night -- donald trump, sort of. >> mr. cartoonk you for joining us. >> hello, new york. bow before me, you have made me your emperor. woo! >> you've said -- i want to get this right. you said you want to bring a touch of show biz to the convention. what do you mean? >> that's right. democracy is a snooze fest, you've got to jazz it up. >> how will the glitz and glamour translate to the convention? >> glad you asked. first i'd gold plate the entire city of cleveland including the people. then i ride in in a chariot by show girls and then i announce the vice president optimus prime. together we'll transform america to be great again up, roll credits. >> and that's how it goes apparently. that is your morning dish of "scrambled politics." look who is here this morning. joining me in studio, jonathan allen in person. >> so nice to see you. >> i know, in the flesh, so great to see you. you want to talk about this donald trump there? >> yeah, i was trying to figure out which is more cartoonish, the one on the set there or the one we see

he's got dennis quaid and donald trump in cartoon form. don't miss it. >> stephen: hello! we're on in one minute. what's going on in there? what the hell is happening?

donald trump. does this change your mind? does this part of the analysis soften your kri sneak. >> no, but i think he's basically right. i think donald trump is the cartoonsion of what people envision as successful. gold-plated things. private giant airplane. expect to see him just sort of hitting people and throwing stacks of cash at homeless people then taking the money back and that sort of thing. kennedy: do we have any document tapings of that? >> not yet. but we don't need document tapings of anything be you can say i heard and that's apparently good enough. he did inherit quite a lot of money. he parlayed that into great fame and popularity in some quawshters. i think what mr. cube was saying is people might on some level admire that and think it's fun it's great for a reality tv star but not so much for a president. kennedy: and i want to be a reality tv star. i think a lot of people think that way, when they look at donald trump they think it would be great. bust thing i don't agree with mr. cube on is he can't relate to the poor person. kennedy: is it impossible for arich white foreign relate to people? >> many of them are bred into that lifest

trump roast. the donald launches a thousand punch lines. >> now, on "extra." >> a cartoon trump on colbert. >> you are sounding a little immature. >> i know you are, but what am i? >> under fire on fallon. >> i'm suing you for being a reporter. >> the late night shows attack trump. his arch enemy rosie going off about his run today. >> he will never be president. >>> plus, why she's back in a new york courtroom today facing her ex. >>> the stars of the smash o.j. miniseries stepping into the "extra" conss

. >>> donald trump and his newest controversies providing plenty of material for the late night comics. >> here now your "friday funnies." >> mr. cartoon trump, how do you respond to anderson cooper comparing you to a 5-year-old? >> anderson cooper is a dumb-dumb. he's a stupid head, a total poopy pants. of the united states. >> excuse me. i didn't start it. >> with all due respect that's >> i didn't start it. >> the argument of a -- >> you would say that that's the problem with our country. >> every parent knows a kid who says he started it. >> then he gave anderson a wedgie wedgie. >> lewandowski was charged with simple battery for allegedly grabbing the arm of a reporter. >> he was grabbing me. was off base because she went through the secret service. she had a pen in her hand which secret service is not liking because they don't know what it is, whether it is a little bomb. >> maybe but she started it. >> how did she start? >> she was holding one of those little bombs. >> a bomb, you mean like one of these. >> aaagh, get it away, steve. >> tomorrow is april fools' day. which means everyone will be waiting for donald trump to finall

donald trump. >> he is a cartoon version of every single negative stereotype that liberals have had about conservatives, whether it's xenophobic, racist, sexist. at some point, you have to pus back. it's not that i don't think he's conservative enough. i just don't think he has any principled whatsoever. i think the man is a phony. i don't think he's given more than 30 seconds wurgz of consideration to many of the issues and that came out in the abortion question. i think he's an opportunist, a fraud, and i think that to the extent that he has any world view whatsoever, it's narcissism and authoritarianism. >> you know, it's really interesting because you expect those kinds of words to come out of radio talk show hosts, that's who they are. but i have heard those same kind of words from people i have been talking to here, as i have been here for the last couple days. so clearly, it's a narrative that's resonating. we saw the marquette poll yesterday that had ted cruz up ten points. there's a new poll out today from fox, same margin. a double-digit lead for ted cruz. and he is not particularly popular h

what is at the core of trump's beliefs, perhaps beneath the persona of real donald trump there is a real person and not a cartoon character. perhaps what we do know is that he has -- what we do know is what he has said and done and based on that evidence it's clear that this presidential campaign is about donald trump, the wealthy real estate tycoon, it's not about the citizens. wisconsin can be the beginning of the end of all this reality television nonsense. voters can do the nation a huge service on april 5th, they can say no to donald trump. joining us now, david hanes and stewart stevens columnist for the daily beast. before we get to wisconsin, i want to talk about the big detour, the sudden detour the trump campaign did today swerving into washington, d.c. after having said the other day that he plans to stay in wisconsin pretty much every day until the election. what happened? >> we were told he was going to stay in wisconsin until the election and then we were told that he would be traveling back to new york for a couple of days. he hasn't had any public events on his schedule that were planned for thur

cartoons. >> huge part of stopping donald trump if there's a shot getting unbound delegates.. only 17 delegates out of pennsylvania are tied to the popular vote. 54 can do whatever they want. >> a lot of those have pledged publicly, have they not, they are going to go with the state, whoever the state picks. >> they say that but they don't have to when they show up there. >> you know why? >> why. >> because they are unbound. say hi to your mom and dad for me. we miss them. it's been a long time. >> did they agree with me. >> left last time i was here. >> i didn't want to see them. >> walk out. >> something to do with prince concert in '98. >> never again. never again. >> all right, jacob, thank you very much. >> thanks, great to have you here. >> up next hillary clinton says victory is in sight. bring in former michigan governor jennifer granholm, she's going to be on fire. we shall return. sure, we cor put them stacked on a rack.s. but the specialists at ford like to show off their strengths: 13 name brands. all backed by our low price tire guarantee. yeah, we're strong when

donald trump for months. i am a #nevertrump guy. i have actually called him a cartoon of the presidential candidate.nt to let him know that talk radio in wisconsin is very different from some of the national talk shows. >> what is that tell you about donald trump and his staff? charlie sykes: a tilt means that -- i think the campaign infrastructure is should we say, lacking? i actually got a call from a national figure afterwards. he said, that was very reviewing that -- when you asked him, mr. trump, did you know i was #nevertrump? he did not. it tells you something about this campaign. it does not have the normal infrastructure that does the blocking and tackling and even vetting a talk radio host. iso think the significance -- like you have seen this entire delegate process before. i have never seen a story like this. a lot of the things we would normally expect to happen in the presidential campaign are not happening in this campaign. either through arrogance or because it is this 35,000 foot -- i am going to fly around in the jet and calling to talk shows and that is all i need to do -- sometim

. >> donald trump is the first presidential candidate who told his child he is batman, being a cartoon is perfectly appropriate especially when he's trying to a super hero. >> i feel obama is telling kids >> he goes on trump's helicopter, and the kid goes are you batman? yes, i am batman. why would you reveal his identity like that. that's a separate issue? kennedy: he can buy whatever he needs to craft himself into the image of super hero. >> and lives in a cave. kennedy: if you're going to live with any cave dweller. woo! donald trump has doubled down on gender war with hillary clinton saying the only card she can play is the woman's card, which i love. >> the only thing she's got going is the fact she's a woman. she has done a terrible job in so many different ways. you look at some of the things she's done, just absolutely disastrous. no, i would say the primary thing that she has going she's a woman and she's playing that card like i have never seen anybody play it before. kennedy: yeah, lady parts and a lady card. ted cruz has chosen carly fiorina as running mate. little early, t

know, the key thing at this point is to stop donald trump from getting that 1,237 votes on the first ballot of the convention. >> he's actually almost this cartoonsion of every stereotype that liberals would have of what they think of conservative, xenophobic, racist, miss only nis particular. but he's not a cartoon, is he the leading republican candidate and it pulls-of-puts into question everything we claim about ourselve, everything we have tried to do. >> reporter: what about the other republican candidate, ohio governor john kasich? >> the vote on april 5th is going to be a buy narree choice, this will be the closest thing you had for a head-to-head matchup twoon ted cruz and donald trump and i think it will be the first of the rest of the campaign. >> at a kasich he vn at a madison sports bar over the weekend, brian keith, an accountant from monroe said he's sticking with the man from ohio. >> i think john kasich has got a huge ramp to gup to try to make it. but at the end of the day, maybe there is i a chance that if he gets some momentum here in wisconsin, he will start moving forward and maybe there is something that can happen. donald

cartoon ish and offensive to people. as you hear all the time, they're telling him to be more presidential, because what they seem to want is to have more of the donald trump they know and what we saw on stage last night to be more of his public persona, rather than the cartoonish one we see more frequently. >> behaving like a normal person is a good day for him. >> i agree with that. >>> "washington post" fact checkers have been handing out more pinocchios lately. on the democratic side, they called out bernie sanders claim that he visited a g plant in vermont. they knocked down hillary clinton's insinuation guns from vermont that are used in new york crimes, three pin neke cos. no kinder to jane sanders for repeating a debunked claim on this show on monday that the sanders household has released full tax returns for several years. plenty of well documented misleading statements from donald trump and his fellow republicans as well, but we can't list them, because the show is only an hour long. so mark, my question is, republican and democratic pinocchios, do they matter in 2016? >> i love fact checking. i think it's great. >> good for mark. >> tamerica. >

donald trump, 8:35 tomorrow morning. i said no way. somebody on the staff will realize i have been a very consistent critic of him for rtrump guy.ve i've called a cartoons a surprise. but apparently, nobody in his staff had thought it was important to let him know that talk radio in wisconsin is very different than some of the national talk shows. >> so what does that tell you about donald trump and his staff? charlie: it tells me that i think the campaign say,structure is, shall we lacking. i actually got call from a national figure afterwards you say, you know, that was very revealing -- that when you asked him, did you know that i was #nevertrump. that was very revealing. it tells you something about the campaign, that it does not have the normal infrastructure that does the blocking and tackling. a talk radioing host. i think this significant difference, delegates moving forward, state after state, things you expect to happen in a campaign that happening in this campaign. either through arrogance or because it is this 35,000 foot -- i'm going to fly around in a jet and that is all i need to do -- sometimes you actually need to sweat the details. i