casey wilson is always making us laugh. now she's in "one mississippi." she's going to tell us about that. somebody called dom. >> d-o-m. >> can we do words of wisdom, please? ready, dolly? >> every week, hoda calls it wednesday, call it hump day -- >> yeah. two humps. [ laughter ] >> yes. this is what we do. we get in the groove. >> i do "words of wisdom" and quote a great person. >> philosopher. >> these are great words of wisdom today. "i'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because i know i'm not dumb, and i also know that i'm not blonde." dolly parton, baby. [ applause ] that's the best. >> true wisdom you're giving out. >> if you google "dolly parton quotes," there are a million that are awesome. >> she and yogi berra had the best natural quotes. yeah. all right. >> we've had the best day. not only has dolly been here since early morning, we had charlie, our little puppy, and his brothers. his sisters. and we had 9-year-old zion >> this story is unbelievable. >> this little 9-year-old boy developed an infection in his hands when he was 2. >>

quite a week, we will be visited by terrence howard, terry bradshaw, zooey deschanel, cat deeley, casey wilson. and we will have music from glass animals, nathaniel rateliff and the night sweats, yg and bonnie raitt. no, yg and bonnie raitt will not be appearing together. that will be a lot of fun. >> jimmy: our first guest is the rare oscar-winner who is just as comfortable around a wookie as she is in ballet slippers. she is the writer, director and star of the new movie ?a tale of love and darkness?, it is in theaters now. please welcome natalie portman. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is your first time here. >> it's kind of shocking. >> jimmy: you just moved to los angeles. right? >> yes. >> jimmy: from paris. is that a little bit of a shock to move to l.a. from paris? >> yeah. everyone smiles a lot here. >> it's so nice. they're more, they're very -- cool. >> jimmy: does that bum you out or do you get used to it after a while? >> you get -- i didn't realize that i got used to it until i got here and i was so surprised when like, you get in an elevator and someone starts a conversa

aaron eckhart, cat deeley, casey wilson, and music from nathaniel rateliff and the night sweats, and yg. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is an academy award-nominated actor who stars on the most popular show about a family of lions since simba and mufasa. "empire" returns to fox september 21st. [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm all right. >> jimmy: good to see you. last time you were here a few years ago, you had just become a grandfather. >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: and recently you just had another child. you're a dad again. >> again. [ cheers and applause ] my granddaughter hazel, who's 3 years old, she calls my son kiran "uncle baby." >> jimmy: uncle baby. yeah, an uncle baby. i like uncle baby. because he's her uncle. >> he's her uncle but he's two years younger than her. and now i've got a new baby. >> jimmy: you may be in the situation at some point where your grandchildren are babysitting your children. >> yeah. that [ bleep ] happens. in the west next week and the whole world is going to reverse itself anyway. >> jimmy: let's hope not tha

and thursday, winona ryder, casey wilson, and music from yg. so please join us for both those shows. since she was here last, our first guest got married and gave birth to a baby girl. the season premiere of her show "new girl," which she directed, arrives september 20th on fox. please say hello to zooey deschanel. [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. are these new chairs? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are they uncomfortable? >> this is a very warm welcome. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. well, you know. they're excited. >> are these new chairs? >> jimmy: no, i think they're the same chairs. >> really? it feels very throne-like. >> jimmy: do they feel uncomfortable? almost like my legs don't even touch the ground. >> jimmy: we like to humiliate our guests. that's part the thing. that is weird. oh, cute shoes. >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: you by the way -- does your daughter like that shoes? little girls love sparkly shoes? >> she hasn't seen them. i borrowed them. if she had, she would try to steal them. >> jimmy: she would. she's a

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