if you cch me, i will bite so hard. - got it? good-bye, my friend. - what the hell, dwight? - see you later, trevor. - you are incorrigible! - i just saved your life. you're welcome! - you hired someone to hit me with a pipe! - you deserved every bit of it! you made my husband gay. - what--what i did was wrong, and i have to live with that every day. but your husband is gay. he was gay when you married him! - no. no. - angela, until you face that, you're gonna be confused and angry for all the wrong reasons. but if you want to blame me for the whole thing, go ahead-- i won't stop you. hit me. you have my blessing. hit me. - well, are you gonna let go of it? because part of the blame is definitely on you. - angela, it's a lead freaking pipe. - god! - aah! - you were supposed to be my friend. - i'm so sorry. angela-- - oscar. - our crowning complaint card comes to us thanks to pamela halpert... [cheers and applause] for insulting a client's recently deceased mother. - yes! - i did not know that. - well, a woman who struggled with obesity all her life. - i'm so sorry. - wow. -

. >> and you can cch stacy iser on "fatal vows" airs saturday on investigation discovery.hannel. >> glued toit. >> henry. that gius. >> gting your family bac around the dinner table with easy mea from daisy martinez. >> love he but first this is "tay" on nbc. >>> ti for "today's kitchen" with a chef who wants you to spend lessime over the stove and more time withour family. dog gone it. >> and to do that, daisy mainez has dinner recipes. and e's here straight off a lach for her new docu web series. you know what it's called? daisy. >> it's really clever. hi, girl. >> hi. sten, today we shoulcall this segment moron's delight. that's how easy everhing is. listen, i've got a little olive oil here. t's put some garlic . >> glic. >> and you want some color, i want some tomato >> are those peeled? >> just dice it. scoop and chop. do you le it spicy? >> hot, baby. hot. >> red pepper seed in ther basil. >> we're making -- i like to ca it pink clam sauce. sometimes you get a clam sau d it's like a canned tomato th's all soupy and stu. we have beautifu-- >> look at you. >> be carefu

. >> kirk: this guy was a cch?s, he was absolutely a catch. >> kirk: were you upset that he did not catch him? >> i was upsethat he did not have friends or a brother or cousin in line. >> kirk: maybe that is why she thinks you may have slipped in there >> that is why i'm here to prove it today on the test. >> kirk: twin sister tracy is suspicious of stacy, the two barely speak after the boyfriend break up. let's get the conveation started. come out entreessy with my man. know if you were i've trusted you and you gave me no excuses you sai he is not good for you. we got to leave. first of all this has gone on too long. youot to get it together. today is -- today it's going to be proven >> you said he might have a chick on the side. he did not answer the phone and right now i want to know the truth. he w dipping with my man -- >> kirk: wt about the list? there is a list that you go by? >> listen if she was dating a guy and i don't like him i said his hair is nappy or he has no money or living with his mom or living i

patience is allowed because if it doesn't work in season 1, there there will be a life and they'll cch up and find in the season two. and you see that phenomenon of building seasons two, three, four and five. >> and the ability to reach knish audience is crucial in terms of artistic ambition because some shows are never going to be for everyone. t.v. historically y had to have the main character be someone likable so you could invite them into your living room every week. like a vampire situation when you had a smaller audience you can take different kinds of risks. i talk about the thing i call the three-episode show because people ask me is the show good? if it's doing something that's new for television that unsettles people, say, like enlightened or something like that where the rhythms of it are different or it's denser it takes a few episodes to actually get into it and i'm so hppy wherever there is any kindf model that allows -- trains the audience to watch it differently because otherwise you just get repetition and to me this year has been exciting the last three years there's

remember, you can cch your seven-day at the bottom of the screen.ot lighter or the last half hour, and as you loo at the maps, tffic flows smoothly, except for south 101. the latest crash still took a while to clear from third, but nowe're seeing the lanes recover as tho cars have mov to the shoulder there. nice easy drive across the bay. we're looking at fremont also with se late slowing. an earlier crash at dixon landing road have thingsied up, but a much smoother drive, lighter traffic approaching missioboulevard. southbound 880. >> we'll hav much more local news comg up in 30 minut at 11:00. we hope to see y then. "today" on this winesay wednesday. we're read to play"who knew," marking the anniversary of the debu of the first stockicker with someall street tri wra. >> we ar >> yes, we are. thie lee is across the street at the nbc experience store, ready to hand out 0 bucks to thos who got the answer right. to those whodon't, they get kathie lee cd. how lky are they? power lunch ancho tyler maeson, who we should disclose, happens to behe husband