i can take your movie and turn it to [bleep] (laughter) celeste and jesse foreover.plause)

i can take your movie and turn it to [bleep] (laughter) celeste and jesse foreover. the great rashida jones! (cheers and applause) >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night. i'm going to say this i don't care who hears me. rashida jones, charming individual, you heard me. i just said it and i don't care who knows it. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is, your moment of zen. >> been here 23 years. and it is a reminder, i've been leer when it was glory hole days and when it wasn't. and so having said that, i captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org - alice, perfect. you can time us. yeah, here you go. - yes. - what is this? - oh, rancho cucapizza is having a little promotional eating contest, and the winner gets-- read that bottom line there. read that. well, it said, uh, wins free pizza for a year! - yeah, all we gotta do is eat a humonga cucamonga in under 30 minutes. - see, they make the pizza so hot that all the other dumb buffoons, they'll just burn their pipes. - but we are no idiots. our mouths w

i'm going to talk about celeste and jesse in a second.er when rashida jones got into harvard university. i don't know if there was anybody more excited approximate that than quincy jones. >> i know. >> was harvard your first choice? >> well, not really. is that sad to say? i wanted to go to brown. then i got into harvard. when you call, you have to go. >> you had to go. but you majored in religion and philosophy. >> i know. >> how do you make the turn from philosophy and religion and go into acting? when did you decide i want to be in this career? >> i did some theater in college. and i wanted to study what felt interesting to me. i learned how to think critically. i can apply it to life in conversation and writing a little bit. there was no direct correlation between the studies and what i ended up doing. i did a lot of theater. that helped pave the way for me to make a decision. >> here you are, the daughter of quincy jones, mogul extraordinaire and peggy lipton. i remember her from mod squad if i'm not dating myself. people would think

. >> jimmy: it's just celeste.nsmj. he says, "i rarely wake up before noon, i eat at least one entire stick of pepperoni a day and i can't swim." [ laughter and applause ] definitely not an olympian. i have a feeling he might be single, ladies. i mean, this guy -- >> steve: and you know what? doesn't have that long to live. >> jimmy: yeah, there you go. well, it's not that -- >> steve: stick of pepperoni a day. sleeps 'til noon. can't swim. >> jimmy: so he doesn't have that long to live? >> steve: that's like, three strikes against you. >> jimmy: gosh. >> steve: sorry paps. what's his name? >> jimmy: not paps. [ laughter ] don't worry about what his name is. you don't have to worry about this. yeah. >> steve: i want to treat the guy right. >> jimmy: yeah, you did good man. gotta treat that guy right. this one's from @bkdcasey. he says -- that's probably baked casey, right? [ light laughter ] >> steve: yeah, maybe. >> audience: yeah! woo! >> jimmy: definitely, yeah. bkd, never heard of that before. >> steve: bkd. >>

celeste and jesse -- you can take a pass on that. have a good weekend everybody. >>

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they crowd the mall this morning before a public hearing on the controversial tracy verses celeste ruling that labeled pit bulls as dangerous. it means that liability for any pit bull bites would fall on the owner and landlords and property owners. they argue it'll and in some cases has forced landlords to stop renting to pit bull owners. people who report it argue it's needed to force owners and landlords to be more responsible for the actions of their dogs. someme sate problem is the fact with the ruling singles out one breed. >> it should apply to all dog owners not just the owners of pit bulls, whether you are bitten by a great dane or a poodle, that hurts and you will have hospital bills and the owners should be the one who pays for that but it shouldn't selective i target just the owners of pit bulls. >> on the table during the session is legislation that should force the ruling to apply to all breeds but would also take liability off landlords and property owner who don't own a dog involved in a bite incident. >>> now for the very latest on the crash we told you about at 11:00. the

now, she is breaking out in her new romantic comedy "celeste and jesse forever."> it's going to be okay. >> he saw me. you know, you should leave. you should just go. >> i'm not going to leave. >> it would be better for you. he's here now. hey. >> how's it going? >> joining me now to talk about her new movie "celeste and jesse forever." it is rashida jones. it is laugh out loud. you co-wrote it with your ex-girlfriend. >> one of them. >> which is part -- one of many. part of the story line. was that your inspiration? >> kind of. will and i dated for two weeks. i don't know if it counts. we got out early. we were smart to get out early and preserve some friendship. we were best friends and really close. i think because we're a man and a woman, we're really close. we had that experience. it was fun to write a couple. your co-star, andy sandberg in the movie, you're like what a cute couple. they're in the middle of a divorce. how is that working? you were almost laughing delivering the lines. how was it behind the scenes? >> it was pretty fun. andy and i have been fr

ben smith and celeste headily and will cain. good morning. we're imperfs living in a beautifully imperfect world. it's amazing we've made it this far. maybe it's because when one of us messes up, someone else comes along to help out. that's the thing about humans. when things are at their worst, we're at our best. see how at libertymutual.com. liberty mutual insurance -- responsibility. what's your policy? >>> welcome back, everybody, ouch, that hurt. welcome back, everybody. introduce you to our team this morning, ben smith is the editor and chief of buzz feed. celeste hedly, the anchor of your vote 2012 and pbs channel and will cain, a columnist for theblaze.com. >> it really feels like fall, huh? >> not quite ready to let go of summer yet. >> i said it feels like fall, didn't say are you ready to let go of it. our get real is a troubling story. missouri congressman todd akin has killed up a firestorm with his comments in an interview. he was asked if abortion should be allowed when rape results in pregnancy and this was his answer. >> it s

i would like to take a moment to add to your best wishes for celeste. i would like to do that, as well. we are going to miss her terribly. i always feel bad when that much institutional memory leads the rules committee. >> thank you, celeste, very much. why do we not proceed? again, we're waiting for the arrival of the chairman of the ways and means committee. we have the ranking member, my good friend, mr. levin, here, and we will go to the chairman when he arrives. >> hello, everybody. let me make a couple of points. first of all, i would ask for this committee to provide a world that would have my amendment which substitutes hr 8 and provides the necessary waivers. i think you know the republican leadership -- i hope the committee will make good on that promise. last week, the speaker said, and i quote, "if my democratic colleagues want to offer the president's plan or the senate democrats' plan, we are more than happy to give them the votes," and then last week, between our minority whip and mr. cantor, mr. cantor said this. "mr. speaker, i will sen

nice to see you both, celeste headlee is back.day was congressman akin and that has become -- >> everybody is watching how that will work out. we have moved up and that cannot be a good thing. the washington redskins are hoping rg3 can turn the fort tunes of the franchise around. only one espn analyst is suggesting that white red skin fans will like to vote for the white backup. the redskins picked another quarterback later on, fellow rookie, curt cousins. bayless said this. >> also have the black/white dynamic and majority of the red skin fans are white and it's hum nan nature to vote for the white guy. i'm for the black guy but i'm saying i don't like the dynamic for rg3 it could stunt his growth in the nfl. >> so rarely is there so much to go through in one sound bite. let's start from the beginning, you have the black/white dynamic, the majority of redskins fan base is white. >> larger point as my friend likes to say, as sports fans, we right for laundry. we cheered for johnny dameon in boston until the day he put on pinstripe

. >>> the department of homeland security is celeste get ago apparent security breach at san franciscoional. a woman traveled out of the country on an expired passport. katie marzullo is in our breaking news center with the story itch >> reporter: we expect to takeoff our shoes and put liquides in a plastic bag, pass through a full body scanner at sfo, a woman said she cleared security with a passport that expired a year ago. vicki albright took off from san francisco for a european vacation and says she didn't realize her passport expired in august of 2011. neither did the ticket agent at united airlines or multiple tsa agents as she passed through security. customs agent in germany stamped her passport, no questions asked. albright realized her mistake in italy and went to the u.s. consulate. officials there were as surprised as she was. >> first they said, well, you know you shouldn't travel if your passport is going to expire within the next six months. i said it expired last year. they said, well, how did you get here? i said i was kind of wondering if you guys was going to tell m

celeste and jesse forever is also a slab ration >> i love jesse dearly but he doesn't have a checkingather of my children will have a car >> reporter: jones cowrote the script with her ex-boyfriend will mccormick which is handy given that the film's theme is the pain of breaking up >> for me it's horrible. it feels like somebody died. they didn't. it's totally fine. you get over it. at the time you're like i'm never going to get better. i'm never going to feel good. we wanted to make sure that that felt real. we are separated and we're friends. you guys should be happy. we fight all the time. we don't anymore >> you should be thrilled. you don't have to choose sides. it's the perfect break-up. everyone is is cool >> everyone is not cool. not cool here >> it was really scary but at the same time nobody cared because i had never written anything and everybody in hollywood is writing a script so the pressure was off. >> reporter: that "try anything" approach she says comes from her parents. she was born in los angeles to music mogul quincy jones and actress peggy lipton. both were vigila

the movie is called "celeste and jesse forever."george. just a few blocks away from you at times square. we're in harold's square. getting ready to zip line. also with marissa. where are you from? >> i'm from dallas, texas. >> you're going to zip line around the same time as me. are you nervous? >> a little. but it's exciting. >> it's cool to be looking up here three stories tall. take a look. what do you see? >> i see everything. i see my grandmother down here. >> hold on to the mic. we're ready to go, right? >> you're ready. >> let's do a quick look at the weather before we do a second zip line. we have strong to severe weathers in parts of the country today. anywhere you see the line of red, it's along a cold front. you have to be concerned about straight line winds there. even damaging hail. elsewhere around the country, the headline continues to be heat. now that we've had the hottest month. not only just the hottest july on record, but the hottest month since we've been keeping weather records for 118 years. let's have a quick

un público afroamericano en virginia, donde dijo que el partido republicano quiere poner cadenas celesteslta de unos por todo lo tenemos que aceptar se juega sus presentes bienhechores. las cifras fuese engordando. los fusiles son de una en 175 millones. qué les parece cómo jugamos todos a powerball. detrás sí. claro que sí. oms hamburguesa contra el saco. >> miren. estamos aquí diciendo que gamillo también soy americana si cambiamos la bandera eficaz a ciudadanas americanas. ya nuestra bandera también le agradezco mucho esa bandera. >> llama con el trasero financiera se lo decimos de corazón es como que un corazón debido, a las las 12 decenas de ser de todos. >> mira es estamos unidos. >> hoy méxico en el estadio azteca será este gran evento. es seca así que vamos a bajar directamente sino en los hechos andes apelar con todos los detalles adelanten algunos días. >>>> así es, yo me justamente en el estadio azteca porque el horas a llevar a cabo este encuentro entre dos rivales, como este dijeron estados unidos y méxico, la verdad es que hay que méxico vive que estamos muy emocionados porq

mf global and pierre adriano normal bankruptcy celeste time the customers of the future commission merchants segregated funds were absconded. in what was unthinkable actually happened again with the news from iowa regarding the peregrine financial group. i would like to hear from trustees at the groups to return all of the segregated account funds to the customers of these firms to the i appreciate the mf global trustee and the new peregrine trusty be here to update us on their effort. the trusty judge louis freeh couldn't be here but i think him for his submitted testimony. i am also looking for to hearing from key stakeholders in the futures industry and in the second panel here today. he's put a tremendous amount of thought into your recommendations to make the system stronger. i am eager to hear those recommendations. this input is critical and important to the committee as we consider the fundamental question of whether the self regulatory structure that has existed for decades is capable of regulating the industry or whether it is all grown it's time and means to be replaced by a massi

mf global and pierre adriano normal bankruptcy celeste time the customers of the future commission merchants segregated funds were absconded. in what was unthinkable actually happened again with the news from iowa regarding the peregrine financial group. i would like to hear from trustees at the groups to return all of the segregated account funds to the customers of these firms to the i appreciate the mf global trustee and the new peregrine trusty be here to update us on their effort. the trusty judge louis freeh couldn't be here but i think him for his submitted testimony. i am also looking for to hearing from key stakeholders in the futures industry and in the second panel here today. he's put a tremendous amount of thought into your recommendations to make the system stronger. i am eager to hear those recommendations. this input is critical and important to the committee as we consider the fundamental question of whether the self regulatory structure that has existed for decades is capable of regulating the industry or whether it is all grown it's time and means to be replaced by a massi