i was up in the nose bleeds with chad underwood. you guys know chad underwood, right? my high school best friend. [ laughter ] but no, we were up there. and in front of us i remember this guy was sniffing some white powder off of his driver's license. and i asked like my brother what is that? he's like "don't say anything to mom and dad." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very good advice. you wouldn't have been allowed to go to this show probably. >> no, no. >> jimmy: you mentioned you're from kansas city. i know you're a big royals fan. you're also a big dodgers fan. >> i'm both. >> jimmy: so now both teams are in the playoffs. the playoffs started tonight. >> yes. >> jimmy: who do you root for if they face each other in the world series? >> well, i'm from kansas city. i said i love dodger blue, but royal blue is in my blood. i will absolutely 100% root for the royals. and i have broken that news to anyone at the dodgers organization that actually gives a crap. which is no one. >> jimmy: if they face each other in the world series -- goal is a game 7 world series royals against