explainz." ♪ 2 chainz explainz (cheers and applause) >> 2 chainz: hi, i'm 2 chainz.nding your campaign is all about the money, larry. see, if you suspend instead of quit, you can still raise money from suckers who don't know you dropped out the game. then the federal government will give you matching dollars on those funds. so you can just stack your money and stack your money and stack your money until you need a ladder, and then your campaign is out of debt. as of last month, wisconsin governor scott walker's campaign still owed vendors $1.2 million. that's half the cost of two of my chains! you know -- "all my broads is foreign. money tall like jordan ." you know what i'm saying, larry? >> larry: truuuuuuuue! this has been 2 chainz explainz. ♪ 2 chainz explainz and make sure to pick up 2 chainz' new album "collegrove" with lil' wayne -- available now wherever records are sold. i'm assuming online somewhere. now on to our top story. hillary clinton gave a speech after her win on saturday, and there was a curious response to it. there's the speech. >> hillary: we ne

be right back with 2 chainz and lil wayne! >> dicky: tonight's music from austin south by southwest is tonight's music from austin south by southwest brought to you by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank ws and apologize to matt damon, we "nightline" is next but first, this is the album, it's called ollegrove" from the galaxy life fest at south by southwest with the song "gotta lotta." 2 chainz and lil wayne! get that vibe we got a lotta ba-da-ba-da-beee ba-ba-da-bope yeah ba-ba-da-bope i said we gotta lotta we gotta lotta yeah that's that loud i hope we gotta lottata yea we gotta lotta yeah that's that lotta i said we gotta lotta and i done seen soak it's like watching flowers grow i mean please don't you cowards know we will leave your bloody body on your mama's porch ojects papa was a rolling stone selling rock crack yeah i grew up in my day making juugs on a phone with no contacts s only know hi-tech hold on think i'm getting too high tech yeah i think she getting a contact she know who to contact ba-da-ba-da-beee ba-ba-d

(hip-hop sting and singing) 2 chainz explainz. >> hi, i'm 2 chainz. brokered convention goes down when no single candidate has the 1237 delegates needed to win the republican nomination. now, if this happens, the convention goes ham. (laughter) they release all the delegates and they make you vote again. they don't care who you voted for the first time around. now that's gangster right there. (laughter) if the delegates vote again and no one gets that top spot, they just keep voting and voting and voting until they reach 1237 delegates. even though a brokered convention hasn't happened in 64 years, if it ever happens, it's going to be a hot mess. in 1924 delegates at the democratic convention had to vote 103 times before they picked the nominee. 103 times! ain't nobody got time for that! (applause) so, you know me, i got a thug life, one wife, a mistress and a girlfriend. >> larry: truuuuuue! this has been 2 chainz explainz. (cheers and applause) (hip-hop sting and singing) >> larry: okay. now for our top story. in d.c. yesterday, all eyes turned to t

harry connick jr., 2 chainz and lil wayne all on the way. i mentioned donald trump on the florida primary, he's got there's no bigger fan than jake byrd who got on a bus and went to florida to file this special report. >> hey, everybody, jake byrd, i'm in florida! the trump-shine state, to go to a rally to punch protesters in their stupid mouths like the donald told us to, come on! it was what canceled? >> postponed. >> you know a good place to eat and punch propesters around here? we'll stump for trump on the beach! bingo! bingo! >> i don't really like the ideas of democrats. trump seems to be the best republican candidate out there. >> we don't support him because he's politically correct or actually correct. we support him because he's got >> i think he's very extreme, very opinionated, i think he also is a bit ignorant. >> exactly. i agree with that, he's awesome on all those levels. is hillary clinton a terrorist? two is in hillary clinton, two is in isis, you do the math. oh, i can't do the math, i went to trump university. four of the

and music from 2 chainz and lil wayne in austin, texas. with cleto and the cletones. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm the host, jimmy. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. welcome to hollywood. a suburb of los angeles. los angeles, part of california. california, part of the united states of america. which according to the annual world happiness report is the 13th happiest country in the world. we might have just dropped to 17th, i don't know. you know what the happiest country in the world is? denmark. [ cheers and applause ] danish people are the happy. of course they're happy, they have a pastry named after them. switzerland, iceland, norway, finland, canada, the netherlands, new zealand, australia, sweden. basically all the countries represented in the "sports illustrated" swimsuit edition. of course the numbers are subject to change when president trump takes office and makes us great again. [ laughter ] donald trump is pretty darn happy right now, i'll bet. i feel so bad fo

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be right back with 2 chainz and lil wayne! >> dicky: tonight's music from brought to you by samsung. >> dicky: tonight's music fromm austin south by southwest brought to you by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank harry connick jr, erin andrews and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, this is the album, it's called "collegrgve" from the galaxy with the song "gotta lotta." 2 chainz and lil wayne! get that vibe we got a lotta note sing it brah ba-da-ba-da-beee ba-b-ba-da-bope yeah ba-ba-da-bope i said we gotta lotta we gotta lotta we got that's a lotta yeah that's that loud i hope we gotta lotta we gotta lotta i said we gotta lotta yea we gotta lotta we got there's a lotta yeah that's that lotta i said we gogoa lotta and i done seen so many cowards croak it's like watching i mean plelee don't you cowards know we will leave your bloody body on your mama's porch lord born in the projects papa was a rolling stone selling rock crack yeah i grew up in my day making juugs on a phone with no conta

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and music from 2 chainz and lil wayne in austin, texas. with cleto and the cletones. and now, as far as i know, re's jimmy kimmel! [ eers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm the host, jimmy. thank you for watching. welcome to hollywood. a suburb of f s angeles. los angeles, part of lifornia. california, part of the united states of america. which according to the annual world happiness report is the 13thappiest country in the

plus music from jake bugg, day and special performances from sxsw festival from sia, 2 chainz and lil wayne. that's all next week. our first guest is a very gifted actress with two tonys and an emmy to prove it. her very popular show "how to get away with murder" wraps up its 2nd season on abc a week from tonight. please welcome the professor herself, viola davis! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. i've been relaxing since the show, you know, just -- >> jimmy: that's your way of relaxing, eating and drinking? >> eating and drinking and skipping. >> actually skipping? >> sleeping. i do skip also. but, you know. >> jimmy: when was the last time >> i have a 5-year-old. i skip all the time. >> jimmy: you do? >> even with my bad knees. >> your costar billy was here. he injured you in a sex scene? is that true? [ cheers and applause ] >> billy's ego. >> jimmy: oh, oh really. >> well -- we really went for it. >> jimmy: right. >> i said, listen, i'm always playing these maids, i always got to gain 40 pounds for a role. i said, i want to be sexy! i'm pulling ou

and music from 2 chainz and lil wayne in austin, texas. with cleto and the cletones. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm the host, jimmy. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. welcome to hollywood. a suburb of los angeles. los angeles, part of california. california, part of the united states of america. which according to the annual world happiness report is the 13th happiest country in the world. we might have just dropped to 17th, i don't know. you know what the happiest country in the world is? denmark. [ cheers and applause ] danish people are the happy. of course they're happy, they

this is a three day music festival exclusively for galaxy owners, with performances from 2 chainz and li'l wayne. how does that sound? >> that is so awesome. [ cheers and applause ] >> sal: he's just kidding. >> jimmy: no, i'm not kidding. >> sal: you're not? >> jimmy: we have an austin-themed item for you to catch tonight. let's go to the roof where guillermo is standing by. here? let us see it. inside. that's a hat full of queso? >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: that is a delicious melted cheese item. it's one of the tastiest things you can put in a hat. it's popular in austin. back to babs, are you ready? >> yeah. >> sal: got her. >> i'm ready, i guess. >> jimmy: guillermo, are you ready? >> jimmy: count it down. drumroll, please. >> guillermo: three, two, one! >> jimmy: release the queso. there it goes. oh my goodness, babs. let's look at that in slow motion and see what went wrong there. what happened? yeah, we were way off target. but you know what we did come up with a special rule for this particular contest. if you get any queso on you, you win the prizes, so grat

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stack your money 'til you need a ladder," as my dawg 2 chainz says. >> larry: jesus, one final questionbout this missouri bill. what would jesus do? >> seriously. >> larry: yeah. >> you're going to make me answer that bracelet question. >> larry: i just thought-- >> if you want me to answer your to nut dilemma, why don't you look at what's going on in africa. i have a lot on my plate right now. basic cable. >> larry: don't even worry about it. jesus christ, everybody. we'll be right back. getting unlimited data for your family is a struggle. other carriers either don't offer it, or it's too expensive! not t-mobile! introducing the best data plan ever! get three lines of unlimited 4g lte data for just fifty bucks each, and get a fourth line, free! yup!-we'll give you a fourth line at no extra cost. so tell those other guys you're done worrying about data. get three lines of unlimited data for fifty bucks each, and a fourth line on us. hurry, only at t-mobile. ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: welcome back. the world of social media moves pretty fast these days. hashtags rise and fall, in

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and music from 2 chainz and lil wayne in austin, texas. with cleto and the cletones. and now, as far as i know, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm the host, jimmy. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. welcome to hollywood. a suburb of los angeles. los angeles, part of california. california, part of the united states of america. which according to the annual world happiness report is the 13th happiest country in the world. we might have just dropped to 17th, i don't know. you know what the happiest country in the world is? denmark. [ cheers and applause ] danish people are the happy. of course they're happy, they have a pastry named after them. the top ten were denmark, switzerland, iceland, norway, finland, canada, the netherlands, new zealand, australia, sweden. basically all the countries represented in the "sports illustrated" swimsuit edition. of course the numbers are subject to change when president trump takes office and makes us

we'll 2 chainz and lil' wayne from south by southwest and a special report on the scene in florida from our friend and donald trump enthusiast jake byrd. byrd, who goes around and winds up -- he made it onto cnn tonight. look at this. >> i talked to a top trump campaign official who said john kasich may have a good night in ohio. but this person also said [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we'll hear and see jake tomorrow. our first guest tonight is a very talented actress. a two-time golden globe nominee who kounds among her leading men tom hanks, cruise, christian bale, and that was all before she was 12 years old. her new movie is called "midnight special." >> if he'si'm sorry. >> i won't let that happen. >> he believes in something. you don't. >> it doesn't matter. good people die every day believing in things. >> bryce spent two years watching another man raise our son. he did what i >> jimmy: "midnight special" opens in theaters friday. please say hello to kirsten dunst. [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> i'm really well. i know you just got back from austin, texas. right?