chaka khan should get four stars. that way, while you walk, you can say, chaka khan, chaka khan.haka khan, chaka khan. right? we have quite a lineup for you tonight. who is here to see albert brooks, who is here to see rammstein, and who is here to see chaz bono? really, a lot of crossover. we will definitely make a love connection in this audience tonight. speaking of love connections, the saga of arnold schwarzenegger and the maid continues to dominate the news here in california. as you probably know, on tuesday, arnold admitted to having fathered a child with a member of his housekeeping staff. specifically, this member of his housekeeping staff. there they are dancing. to mariachi music. same thing i do with my maid all the time. tmz got a hold of that picture and this one, too. i guess -- i hope it was halloween, but that's a pirate named mildred. arnold and mildred. sounds like an old jewish couple. doesn't it? [ laughter ] >> but they're not. here's the happy couple posing during christmas time. jingling all the way as arnold has been known to do. feliz navi-dad. that's n