remember, chalil, remember your 72 virgins don't carry over to the next fiscal year. use them or lose them. and-- (applause) i have a frog in my throat. a frog in my throat. and bin laden was also great in the hr department. listen to his management style. >> as odd as it sounds al qaeda had excellent hr benefits. seized documents shows that the group paid attention to its fighters and their families. married members were allowed to have seven days of vacation for every three weeks worked. >> stephen: that's right. al qaeda had better benefits than wal-mart. although at wal-mart, you get to wear your vest more than once. (applause) >> stephen: wal-mart. the wal-mart. best of all, we now have all of al qaeda's receipts are. so the next time we seize bomb making equipment we can return it for cash. or, if it's been more than 90 days we'll take store credit. the war on terror is going to pay for itself. next up, folks, you know i get great pleasure from the pleasure you get watching me. i like to imagine you heroes out there admiring my flawless skin. my luxurious hair.