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. >> reporter: chandler kirkland, 18, and mom stacy holmes in search of the perfect ensemble for taylor'sr prom. >> she's going to have a hard time walking in those shoes. >> reporter: chandler will graduate this spring despite battles with autism which limits her ability to speak. she was named homecoming queen because of her determination. >> yes, yes! we found the dress! >> reporter: so for the prom, mom thought taylor should have a very special date. >> i wanted something to be, like, over the top. extra special. i knew my cousin knew christian michaels and he played for seattle seahawks. >> reporter: that's right. she asked her cousin to just call up a big time football player. christian michael. for the super bowl champions. and ask if he would take taylor to the prom. >> i would just like to see what happens. i know, you know, he's really busy. >> she showed me the picture. my eyes light up. >> your eyes was lighting up. oh, my gosh. are you going to kiss him? >> yes. >> reporter: a mother's love made her daughter's dream come true saturday night. when michael, inspired by taylor's

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we have a very very exciting show created a currency expert mark chandler and r t correspondent megan lopez are live and in studio now taylor is sitting down with me to explain how currency traders applied macro economics to the world or an exchange trading and meghan lopez is joining me to discuss the burgeoning field of private enterprise space travel is private initiative seeking a space pun intended previously held by the public sector we discuss coming right up and in today's big deal edward harris and i are talking taxes more specifically the byzantine problem of taxes that's under way so let's get to it. our lead story today what are now the number of twitter users increased by twenty five percent last quarter picking up fourteen million new active monthly users which sounds pretty great you know well apparently it wasn't good enough for investors despite the fact that twitter beat earnings result expectations for q one the quarter before it grew its user base by thirty percent thirty percent so evidently it's deceleration is what has everyone concerned now the company said tue

that was market chandler author of making sense of the dollar.time now for a very quick break but stick around because when we return i'm sitting down with the founder and managing partner of westwood capital mr daniel alpert now mr alpert and i are talking china japan an element you won't want to miss it then in today's big deal edward harrison and i are discussing dreams if the european periphery and how ukraine factors into all of it and as we go to break here are a look at some air closing numbers of the bell stick around. lesley the survey found that the last american knew about ukraine's location on a map then more they wanted the u.s. to intervene militarily. i don't need a survey to tell you that the less an american does about capitalism the more they want intervention in the markets the less they know about money the more they want the social but the less they know about standing on their own two feet the more they want to help the bias protection to. try to. pull. or it's a sure thing everybody. knows . oh well. why would. the thing th

that was market chandler author of making sense of the dollar.time now for a very quick break but stick around because when we return i'm sitting down with the founder and managing partner of westwood capital mr daniel alpert now mr alpert and i are talking china japan an element you won't want to miss it then in today's big deal edward harrison and i are discussing the european periphery and how ukraine factors into all of it and as we go to break here are a look at some air closing numbers of the bell sticker out. just a few days ago here secretary of state john kerry specifically warned russia against using cover it means in ukraine and he called it the nineteenth century behavior but i wonder if his temporal reference is really accurate because it seems that actions are really part of the design guys these seem to be on the increase around the world yes i mean many ways the world is heading towards the nineteenth century i think as we see the military completely coming holder and home between mode and states that are also instead given the pr

that was market chandler author of making sense of the dollar.time now for a very quick break but stick around because when we return i'm sitting down with the founder and managing partner of westwood capital mr daniel alpert now mr alpert and i are talking china japan an ob an element you won't want to miss that then in today's big deal edward harrison and i are discussing dreams of the european periphery and how ukraine factors into all of it and as we go to break here are a look at some air closing numbers of the bell sticker out of. zero tolerance is the idea that for any particular misbehavior the schools will have no discretion personally i think it's a foolish idea. to take as. prison industry. not just the government but private companies that. run. kids literally get they take it for chewing gum in class or for. talking too loudly and be able to go to court just seems like people who criminalize and that we responded. disproportionately to just things that even should be tried. we can push them to put them in prison they would get in the

expert marc chandler on the show today the author of making sense of the dollar is anslinger aunt serena all of our currency queries set out for some thoughts turned to greece plaza daniel alfredsson down with me to discuss china japan and abi nomics you want to at the moment and it all starts right now. here in america millions of people are racing to meet tuesday's tax deadline however this year if you don't make it in time i wouldn't worry too much least not as much as you would have in past years that is and that's because your chances of being audited this year are significantly lower than in past years budget cuts a new responsibilities are hindering the irises ability to police tax returns so while the potential chances of you being audited are lower so are your chances of getting a nice juicy return now this year the i.r.s. you were agents ought to be in the returns then it any time since the one nine hundred eighty s. this also means a decrease in taxpayer services and a decrease that you would have likely observed if you tried to call the internal revenue service recently as mi

dennis long chandler, arizona, the word racist doesn't mean anything anymore, it's been used to much.discussion with matt lauer. you make a clear statement about the davinty of christ. if you watch the latest "60 minutes" interview with me, you know where i'm coming from. matthew, concord, north carolina, the historical fact is jesus is the son of god. that is not history, that is theology. period. i'm over 60 and loved the "last days of jesus" even though it was written for children. killing jesus was intense and may be too intense. "killing jesus" is an intense book and explicit, had to be if the truth be told. good day, bill, didn't think it was possible cbs went more left than letterman and did with colbert. traditionally late night and light and breezy. carson and leno set the tone for that but colebert has a career on the left. the far-left web sides and writers are thrilled. so he has to compete with fallon and kimmel who are basically high-energy guys who want to have a good time on their show. hard fathom 40% of americans that are conservative will watch colbert. colbert will

deeann, the any chandler of the midwest. in 2011, her 2002 -- when did 29 palms come out? >> first came in 2001, first edition. >> there we go, the 2001 edition of 29 palms, an important american writer. >> [inaudible] >> right. nonetheless, it's great. latest book, the town sheriff and billest man hunt in mod earn california history was a winner of the 2013 # spur award honored by the los angeles press club. we have great writers, accomplished books, and at this., i'd like to turn to them and let them characterize their books to you. we can begin our discussion >> hello, welcome to the festival of books and our panel. i write about war, weapons, u.s. national security, and the programs that keep them secret. i began doing this with the book area 51. i interviewed 75 men who lived and worked at that secret base for extended periods of time, and it included pilots, spy pilots, scientists, and security guards. this new book is about a classified military program that involves 1600nazi scientists who came here. and it had a public face, and in other words, the war department

chandler decisive victory the full afghan foreign minister abdullah abdullah the two presidential election but not by enough to avoid a runoff promising to help russia says it will do what it can to secure the release of the team's national observance held by pro moscow rebels in ukraine. still building supplements and release of prisoners the palestinian president gives israel the us conditions. resumption of peace talks. welcome back once we get news are going to loose balls. thank you to join us. the deal with the latest on the afghan presidential election when full preliminary results were released by the independent election commission the north side today. and as expected the former foreign minister abdullah abdullah is in the lead with just under forty five percent all the facts but that's not the fifty percent needed in order to avoid a runoff and second places the ex world bank economists in the form of finance them is that i shot crimea on the inside with around thirty one point five percent of the bible those results will be finalized in mid may will be followed by a rival fifte

mark chandler is a foreign exchange market analyst with over two decades of experience he's also a finance blogger and author of the book making sense of the dollar now currency traders they apply the argument of global macro economics to the micro economic world of currency trading so not only do they have to figure out the direction that the global economy is heading they then must figure out how to make a buck off of it and mark chandler sat down with me earlier to give us his insights into his actual thought process and i started off by asking him how much of his work is based on technical factors versus macro economic ones take a listen. it is two schools of thought the fundamentals of macro economics current account deficits inflation interest rates and you've got these technical analysis which is the basis of predicting future price action based on past price action and i say that depends on different currencies strategists we all kind of unique in this regard i think that most currency strategists that i know include myself use some combination so i might have a big macro idea but

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. >> gerald chandler. would you apply disclosure to an individual? suppose i had $100 million i went to an advertising agency and i say i wanted you the best best you can to tear down the character of the koch brothers for some other thing. would that have to be disclosed? >> look, let me agree with one thing. they are different poor nations of one disclosure may or may may not be appropriate. what i'm focused on right now is an area where we have all agreed it's been appropriate in the spring for is judged to be appropriate. that is when you were giving money for the purpose of electing or defeating candidates whether it's direct or frankly indirect in certain cases. in terms of other hypotheticals frankly i would have to take the time to think it through. i'd have to think through all the implications. what i'm talking about here is something where i think there is broad agreement. at least there used to be broad agreement that yes you can imagine lots of different scenarios and local jurisdictions or states where they pass local ordinance for laws

the gunmen disguised as affects employee who worked as pass it package chandler set shot six people including a security guard. workers at the civil suit was chaotic. doctors and nurses at the local law spoke quickly scrambled and action. in hallway lined with nurses doctors are ready to go to treat anybody and everybody that was about to come th it is a very well oiled machine. everyone knew there part everybody played their part. please now say the gunmen also carrying explosive devices but they were not used stash of molotov cocktails pre for men to women were injured the man was using his shotgun. it appeared to be a shotgun blast affects with multiple small projectiles fbi now involved in investigation. 16 people shot today still couldn't critical condition. as far as a suspect witnesses say he for stroh it up to what scheck is shot the guard inside shot the other five people. no word yet on a possible motive. >> : breaking is coach of the clippers. >> : this last three or four days have been very difficult for everyone. involves >> : no matter what the race is it's difficult. i thought

guys got to where they were pretty season chandler's of very experienced, and you had a train the dogs of all orthodox, deployed with them. and like a lot of programs that are very expensive and from a building standpoint manpower and resources are to maintain. when budget cuts come like they usually do programs like that are unfortunately one of the first things to go because they are so labor-intensive. so the program left. there is not a single special operations unit that still used canines from the end of vietnam until post 9/11. with few exceptions are not chair police would augment different units for certain capacities there was no self-sufficient entities in terms of programs. the programs are no different than a police unit, special operations group, military branch in that it is not a light switch type of application. you cannot turn and often 20 years later since get them back going of flip the light switch on. no different than a special operations unit. you cannot disband the special operations and then ten years later something happens and let's just get the guys going i

until you have senior leadership like sergeant major chandler, i had it, my life was tubes.rs and now i'm a leader. >> and tell one story about a 7-year-old coming into his room and feels like he's being threatened. his instinct was to grab a knife. if it wasn't for his dog, he would have stabbed his son because his mind was in battle. how have you tapped into corporate america for this need? >> serve touched by the military. and they know because the war is closed, that doesn't mean the war at home is not. it's on full battle here. and everybody has an uncle or somebody in vietnam. where this ptsd issue, people started to pay attention to it. >> everybody found out with bill young in the special election. he had a lot to do with the organization in the military. and he was honored and played a major role. you raised almost a million dollars last night. great crowd. when they came up, and he said if you mention my company, i'm giving patricia another $5,000. i mentioned it in western kansas. you have another $5,000. thanks to tom willis. great things you're doing. >> thank y