♪ you grab yourself some scissors ♪ ♪ and now you got jorts ♪ then you know you want to channing all over the tatum? you had jeans and now you have jorts? and i don't know. you want to do what all over my tatum? i don't really understand. channing all over your tatum. you know what? i love it. it's so true, too. i mean, it's like -- can i try one? yes. whoa, okay. all right, all right. five, six, five, six, seven, eight. ♪ it's oscar night, and i feel blessed ♪ ♪ i got magic mike and django as my special guests ♪ ♪ i want to channing all over your tatum ♪ it's good. it's good. whoa. that's nice. well done. i got another one, too, i think. you know what? i think you should, baby. let's rock this while we got this. let's rock. y'all want some more of this? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ my mom -- go deep. here we go. go deep. five, six, seven, eight. ♪ my mom worked hard to raise me right ♪ ♪ she always kissed and hugged me very tight ♪ ♪ and now i want to channing all over her tatum ♪ whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. come on, man. what are you doing? what are you doing? that's my mom, bro. that's filthy. no, you

we are back with channing tatum. ew game called sticky balls which refers -- [ cheers ] -- of course, to these red balls which stick to these velcro suits that we're wearing. now we're going to put 45 seconds on the clock and throw these sticky balls at one another until time runs out. once we're done, channing and i each will count the sticky balls stuck to the other guy. you'll handle my balls. i'll handle your balls. copy? the one with the most balls stuck to his suit loses. the first ball thrown has to be one of the balls on your center line. no crossing over into the other guy's court and absolutely no removing of balls from your suit once you've been hit. channing, are you ready to play sticky balls? [ laughter ] >> i guess so. >> jimmy: assume the position. hands on the wall. you have to use one from the line first. >> okay. >> jimmy: one, two, three. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here we go. channing, you got to remove the

you love channing tatum.karenina." [ cheers and applause ] he's got a new movie out. it's a thrill called, "side effect." brand new movie. he is a talented man. jude law, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: jude law! >> jimmy. >> jimmy: dude, always good to see you, my friend. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: look the you here on the cover of the "new york times" looking as sexy as ever with your beard. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: very, very sexy gentleman there. we have a sexy show. a sexy show. you, michael bolton, and mike tyson. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you meet mike? >> i did. i just met mike, yeah. it was -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was fantastic. i've always wanted to meet mike tyson. >> jimmy: yeah. were you scared? >> no. >> jimmy: no, you weren't. >> no, no. he was charming. >> jay: he's very charming. >> i've been a big fan of boxing for many, many years. >> jimmy: yeah. >> many years. did you like -- do you like -- manny -- oh my goodness. >> yeah -- i like lewis. i'm british, ri

tatum? >> jimmy: channing all over your tatum. you know what? i love it. it's so true, too. five, six, seven. ♪ it's oscar night and i feel blessed i got magic mike and django as my guests i wanna channing all over your tatum ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> that's nice. >> jimmy: i got another one, too, i think. >> we should rock this. y'all want some more of this? go deep. five, six, seven, eight. >> jimmy: my mom worked hard to raise my right she always kissed and hugged me very tight and now i i wanna channing all over her tatum ♪ >> whoa, whoa, whoa. come on, man. what are you doing? >> what are you doing? that's my mom, bro. >> jimmy: you said it was clean. >> that's my mom. you're going to channing all over your mom? >> no, i meant my mom. >> you don't wanna -- you don't wanna do that to your mother, ma'am. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. i guess i didn't understand. i didn't mean to cause anybody any problems. >> i'm just saying you don't wanna tatum all over your momma. get out of here. >> you gotta get out of here. >> jimmy: this is my show. i don't know if i can go. >> you gotta

channing tatum and jamie foxx. jim parsons. guillermo at the oscars. >> are you going to kiss me? >> if you want to. >> dicky: matthew fox. the cast of "duck dynasty." >> jimmy: i feel like the drummer in zz top right now. >> dicky: and this week in unnecessary censorship. and now, with the best of this week, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] it's a pleasure to have you here. the 85th annual academy awards. was anybody at the show? anybody? [ applause ] well, last night, the biggest stars in the world squeezed into the smallest spanx in the world right across the street from us. the bleachers are being broken down. the red carpet, they've rolled it up, put it in storage. the dirty superheroes are back outside on the street. [ laughter ] picking up tip money. it's nice see our neighborhood getting back to abnormal. the ratings for the oscars were good last night. 40 million people watched. it's up from last year. the show was long. it was a very long show. three

there were some rumors that they wanted to add more channing tatum to the movie, some rumors saying that the buzz was really bad so they pushed it off the schedule. now it is coming out in march. the first "g.i. joe" film, "the rise of cobra," did very well for paramount. now they have dwayne johnson in this one, who was dubbed "franchise viagra" by some people, because he has been put in a lot of sequels that have done very well. and also this movie "pain & gain" that michael bay directed comes out at the end of april, him pairing up with mark walberg in this true story of some muscle- bound guys who pull off a kidnapping. so that is a big action comedy sort of set-piece type movie, so... > i have found anything with michael bay i stay away from. these are ponderously long movies, whether it's the "transformers" flicks or "pearl harbor." i can't stomach it. > > this is a little different approach for him. i am sure it is going to be loud and noisy and it's going to have a lot of bang and whatnot. but mark walberg and the rock are two very charismatic performers, and i think the two of t

some people said that they wanted to put more channing tatum in the movie, some people said it was based on a 3d conversion. some people just thought it kind of stunk based on early screenings. it's a little bit of all three. but it will still do very well. > what do you think about "the host?" > > "the host" is the new film based on the book by stephenie meyer, who wrote the "twilight" series. there is not as much enthusiasm for this story as there was for the "twilight" series, which has its legions of fans, so i don't expect it to do very well. > and tyler perry, he loves the topic of marriage. > > apparently. that is all he knows how to write about i guess. but he doesn't do it very well. you put him in a dress- > i liked "why did i get married?" > > no. no one likes those movies. > i- ok, go ahead. > > not very good. you put tyler perry in a dress, his movies make money. you keep him out of a dress, not so well. so i don't expect this one to do very well. > i am easily entertained, apparently. ok, moving on, what happened at the box office last weekend? "the croods" at $43 million.

rebel wilson is the host and she's already having fun in a new promo playing a trick on channing tatum. >> i need to get my gun. >> tell me where. >> it's in my bra. >> you can't really blame rebel, after all, he is the sexiest man alive. and we can't say goodbye without saluting our "e.t" fan of the day, that is nevea and her grandmother. proving that "e.t" crosses a generation. they watch us on wcbs in the bronx. and have you sent us your photo yet? you can second it to facebook or et on twitter. and this is the bay area news station, kron 4 news starts now. oakland police say, the man in this video is anything but innocent. >> this is a predator who grabbed onto our nine year old little girl. inappropriately touched her and tried to take her from the premises. >> pam: caught on camera but still at large. the search going on right now. find out what you can do to help police track him down. a community in east oakland is on edge tonight. that's after a stranger molested and tried to kidnap a nine- year old girl , as she played outside in her yard with other children. it happened here

starring dwayne johnson, bruce willis and channing tatum, "g-i joe: retaliation" is rated "p-g 13."perry's temptation" tells the story of a married woman seduced by a handsome billionaire. the choices she makes will change her life forever. featuring performances from vanessa williams and kim kardashian, "tyler perry's temptation" is rated "p-g 13." "the host" is a love story set in a future where humanity is nearly extinct. an unseen enemy has inhabited almost every human's body, erasing their memories. but a few survivors are fighting back. based on the novel by "twilight" author stephanie meyer, "the host" is rated "p-g 13" for now showing, i'm carl azuz. march madness is heating up as we get closer and closer to the final four. even president obama was in attendence to watch number- four syracuse shut down number-three marquette 55- to-39. syracuse advances to their first final four appearance since winning the championship in 2003. and their opponent will be. the lowest ranked seed left in the tournament beat number-two ohio state advance to their first final four appearance si

. >> with channing tatum, such a doll. comes to u.s.on piracy web site, if there were every a question that government has overstepped its original boundaries it is now advertising on piracy web sites, like stimulus project, they spent millions of dollars to put up signs saying your tax dollars are going toward stimulus project, the government should not use my tax dollars to advertise to anyone how they are using my tax dollars. neil: you don't draw the line on whether it is a piracy site or not, you just don't want them to do it period. >> they don't need to be advertising anyway, it is inappropriate illegitimate role of government, a lot of people my edge, especially could not tell you the first or second amendment, the lesson my dad gave he, he used analogy of hockey referee. role of a hockey referee, to call the play, keep players, people safe from inside and outside, police force, military, and make sure that pace of the game is kept, make sure that people are playing by the rules, otherwise, you keep your whistle in your pocket t

our guests that night will be channing tatum, jamie foxx and robin roberts.ozens more big, giant names in the sequel to our smash hit from last year, "movie: the movie" on sunday night. "mov "movie: the movie: 2-vie." and then, join us next week with matthew fox, jim parsons, gordon ramsay, terrence howard, stanley tucci, music from ziggy marley, ryan bingham, gold fields, morrissey, and many more. our first guest tonight is a living breathing, tiny statuette of gold, presented every morning to millions of americans who, quite frankly, don't deserve her. watch a special after the oscars edition of "live! with kelly and michael" this monday morning. please say hello to kelly ripa. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. >> jimmy: how are you? >> it's even fancier in person. >> jimmy: we fixed things up since the last time you were here. >> i like it. it's gorgeous. how are you? >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. welcome to california. it is always a little sunnier when you're here. >> that's awfully nice. >> jimmy: i know you brought some company with you.

also of "white house down," another president in peril movie coming out 0 this summer starring channing tatumvoted for him. >> you're insane. >> that's not all. on friday, cobra at the white house, and in may iron man 3 blows a hole in the side of air force one. >> you elected me on a single platform. i will defend this country at all costs. >> hollywood is getting bolder than ever about putting fictional presidents in the crosshairs and deadline hollywood's dominick patten says audiences are eating it up. >> we're entering the summer blost blockbuster seasons and blockbusters involve blow things up. you're looking at one of the few symbols that anyone in america, republicans, democrats or independent, immediately has a visceral reaction to. >> it reached a heyday when harrison ford sent terrorists often air force one. and everyone remembers when aliens blew up the white house in "independence day." but in the decade after 9/11, there seemed a definite squeamishness with our national landmarks in danger or the president. that is not the case anymore. >> we're talking about hell. >> you can tr

starring dwayne johnson, bruce willis and channing tatum, "g-i joe: retaliation" is rated "p-g 13."tyler perry's temptation" tells the story of a married woman seduced by a handsome billionaire. the choices she makes will change her life forever. featuring performances from vanessa williams and kim kardashian, "tyler perry's temptation" is rated "p-g 13." "the host" is a love story set in a future where humanity is nearly extinct. an unseen enemy has inhabited almost every human's body, erasing their memories. but a few survivors are fighting back. based on the novel by "twilight" author stephanie meyer, "the host" is rated "p-g 13" for now showing, i'm carl >> let's take a quick look meteorologist for your first forecast. to protest fog up there today. we've seen since body struggles and the north bay. if temperatures are pretty mild. mid-cities in san jose oakland talker. pre-war today in the south bay. cloudy but fatigue warm day. 66 for downtown san francisco. there is moisture to the north of us. we could see some spotty showers today but most of the rain is coming tomorrow. >>

he plays roadblock second in command to channing tatum.ing -- what about one -- >> i'm bleeding out and i need you to -- >> can you use a package thingy? >> i can -- >> who is shooting? what -- >> i'm bleeding out right there and you -- are you crawling. >> i'm going to crawl to victory. that's what i'm going to do. >> how can you be so good at combat when you -- >> i think you need to relax and i believe i outrank you. >> not in my house. >> that is such a great interchange between friends playing a video game. you're the best when you two are together out there. we welcome dwayne johnson here this morning. >> thank you so much, sam. i appreciate it. good morning. >> you play roadblock. look, this is one of these iconic franchise -- we were playing with g.i. joe action figures. they ask you to be one of the action figures. how daunting is that? >> well, it's exciting, number one. i mean, you know, when we were kids we were playing g.i. joes. i have two massive collections, i had g.i. joe and i had "star wars" and grew up an only child so

a lot of ads showing channing tatum is not part of the second one.e opened thursday, made $11 first day of relief. >> "the host" tweens rejoice. >> the author of "twilight" wrote the book. aliens invade their bodies -- i hope that hasn't happened to you. >> not that i'm aware of. >> it stars the son of jeremy iron. >> the place beyond the pines, one of our favorites, bradley cooper. >> bradley cooper plays a cop. ryan gosling, this motorcycle rider with lots of tattoos. >> "red." what did you wear to the concert? >> i wore a green shirt. everyone wears red. all of the girls are wearing red. she wears red. plays a red guitar. sings in her red microphone. one of the big concerts of the year. if you go, you have to wear red. >> fine. now to pink. she's got a concert. >> pink. her concert called the truth about love. what's great about her, she flies, like superwoman. on bungee cords and singing and levitating and it's extraordinary. >> amazing. alicia keys. >> she just started "set the world on fire" from her new al bull, headed towards the east coast t