great news, i invited channing tatum to come! news, the restraining order is still in effect so i'm not allowed within 50 feet of him. but you know what? we don't need him. we have all the talent we need right here. ♪ ♪ ready! dancer number one! love the method acting, but let's ramp up the energy. >> how are we feeling tonight? i'm bringing the thunder from down under. >> or unicorns australian? musical you're a clown! >> but i'm so much more than that! ♪ ♪ >> emily: good try. let's try not scaring the audience. ♪ ♪ >> great job, by the way. >> this isn't a duet. >> where i'm from this is how we say hello. >> let's do this! five, six, seven, eight. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. maybe we need a different show in common with less dancing. >> i got miranda! >> shotgun on charlotte. >> emily: let's welcome tonight's guests! fox news' own magic mike, our bionic half robot, half aquaman, [indiscernible]. fox news' tragic mike. fox news hemorrhagic mike, comedian joe devito. and mike's hot sister, fox news contributor