but get this: the fish can also  ♪ chappelle's show, chappelle's show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's's show ♪ ow! ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo! ♪ whoo-hoo! ♪ yeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] announcer: dave chappelle...! [cheering and applause] hey, hey! clippity-clappity, clappity-clap! i've gotta tell you guys, uh, when i'm not doing this show, i play a lot of video games. i don't know if you guys are into them a lot, but i... i love video games. any time, all the... i make love to my wife, "get off me," turn on playstation. [laughter] i just want points, man. my whole life's like vice city, man, look. it's crazy, man, you'll see. look, just look at this. i'll see you, baby. bye. bye-bye. [audience laughs] [car honks] chappelle: sorry, i need this. what are you doing? [audience laughs] not if i can help it. [gun fires] ow! oh! [machine gun firing...] [audience laughing...] the name's chappelle. bye, baby, i'll see you later. i love you. [applause] i was recently overseas in japan. i'm not braggin'. got a lot of respect in japan. i've... i've never been treated so well by people.

show, chappelle's show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ ow!! ♪ whoo-hoo! ♪ yeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] man: dave chappelle, come on down. you're the next black comedian to get his own show! [the price is right theme playing...] oh, my god, i did it. hey, everybody, what's up? [laughing] welcome, welcome, everybody, to chappelle's show. as you see, i am "dizzle". [laughter] you know, i've been watching the news and reading the papers. and i've been seeing that there's been a lot of, like, scandalous behavior. like, these, uh, these major corporations, they rip everybody off. the enrons and tycos and all this stuff. they don't be gettin' no time. they don't get no time in jail. i gotta get in on this being white thing. [laughter] it's like there's two legal systems, damn near. it'd be better if they-- just for, like, maybe three days, if like... they actually put those guys through the legal system that we all have to go through. and then they put, like, crack dealers and [beep] through the legal system that they go through.

show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ ow!hoo-hoo! ♪ yeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] woman: and now, a moment in the life of lil jon. lil jon. [shouting]: yeah! i understand you may have fractured your arm. [whines]: yeah. let's take a look. [shouting]: o.k.! does this hurt? [in english accent]: no. this? not really, no. and this? [gasps] no. hmm... what about this? [screaming]: yeah! all right, then. do you have your proof of insurance? [shouting]: what?! proof of insurance. what?! proof of insurance. what?! proof of insurance. huh?! proof of insurance. what?! proof of insurance. what?! proof of insurance? what?! your proof of insurance. proof of insurance. huh? proof of insurance? yeah! oh, it's right here. now, uh, do you do any recreational drugs? what?! do you do any recreational drugs? [laughing] [in softer voice]: that depends, doctor. what do you define as... drugs? medication. no. cocaine? absolutely not. marijuana? [shouting]: yeah! yeah-yeah! what?! nothing. what?! nothing. [in softer voice]: pardon

welcome to this thing that we call "chappelle's show." this is the very first episode. my own show. and, i mean, i'm serious when i say this is my show. this is my show -- i can show y'all whatever i want. as a matter of fact, i'll show you a little bleeper -- blooper.

that is actually dave chappell from his dave chappell show in the early 2000s where he did a skit, talkedlaying a basketball game. if you remember, prince said, you know what? why not. everybody knows this more than they know the new song, obviously. take a look. if you don't remember the skit. take a look. this is summing up what the skit was all about. >> i mean it wasn't like it was close. it was a landslide victory. game. blouses. >> there you have it, the basketball game between charlie murphy and his crew, prince and his crew. the shirts verses the blouses. and the whole deal was that prince is an incredible basketball player according to charlie murphy and kicked their butt. after the game apparently, served them all pancakes. a fitting, i guess there it is, served them pancakes. fitting cover for "breakfast can wait. "quickly listen to what the song sounds like. ♪ please don't rush out so soon ♪ ♪ leave me like this >> there you have it the whole story in a nutshell, from prince, dave chappell, merged into one. my world is complete. >> good sense of humor. apparently a great baske

kevin chappell with a short birdie putt on 11.shed the third round at 11 under, 1 shot back. then, there was tiger. here he is for his second shot on 18. he places it only 8 feet from the pin, where he'd knock home a birdie. he finished up with a third round 69. four shots behind the leader. and that's matt koo-cher. at the par-5 13th. nearly holes it out -- leaving it just inches away from the hole. he's at 12-under for the tournament, and your co- leader. he's tied with gary woodland -- also at the 13th. nearly holes out his chip shot. kuchar and woodland tee off tomorrow in the final group just before 11 pacific time. tiger and chappell tee off ten minutes earlier. play of the day barclays but the play of the day also came from this tournament. k-j choi.on the par-4 14th hole. and that's a hole-in-one! it's choi's second hole-in- one in his career, and it brought him back to even par.ten shots behind the leaders at the time. but it wasn't the only hole- in-one today. greg chalmers followed up about ten minutes later with his ow

bill chappell is a retired forester with the u.s. forest service.ast 15 years, he's piloted a hot air balloon modeled after smokey bear, the consummate symbol of fire prevention. >> it's a lot of fun. we all have a grand time doing it. it's a good excuse to be a kid again. and at the same time preventing fires. >> but during a 2004 flight at the albuquerque international balloon fiesta, ironically it's the friendly face of smokey bear at the center of a catastrophe. >> well, it was like any other day. it was the last day of the fiesta here. the weather was as predictable as it could be. they had predicted calm breezes, and that's the way it started. >> bill has two young passengers in his balloon, 14-year-old troy wells and 10-year-old aaron whitaker. >> on that particular morning, we had what you call microbursts or wind shears that just come out of nowhere. a sudden wind that just fouled everything up that morning. >> a spectator on the ground captures the moment when the smokey balloon is driven off course by a 60-mile-an-hour blast of wind. >> t

dave chappelle as prince holding a tray of pancakes. here's part of the song. ♪ i ain't trying to make you blush but i wanted to tell you i think you're great ♪ ♪ i need another taste ♪ breakfast can wait >> that's not a joke. that's the actual album cover, actual song. callback nine years in the making. download the song at thirditunes.com. find all the links for tonight's #click3 on our website, allinwithchris.com. we'll be right back. my mantra? trust your instincts to make the call. to treat my low testosterone, my doctor and i went with axiron, the only underarm low t treatment. axiron can restore t levels to normal in about 2 weeks in most men. axiron is not for use in women or anyone younger than 18 or men with prostate or breast cancer. women, especially those who are or who may become pregnant and children should avoid contact where axiron is applied as unexpected signs of puberty in children or changes in body hair or increased acne in women may occur. report these symptoms to your doctor. tell your doctor about all medical co

. >> dave chappelle was performing in hartford, connecticut. he had a standoff with the crowd for 25 minutes. at him becauseng he was doing normal standup. >>

dave chappelle as prince holding a tray of pancakes. part of the song. ♪ i ain't trying to make you blush but i wanted to tell you i think you're great ♪ ♪ i need another taste ♪ breakfast can wait >> that's not a joke. that's the actual album cover, actual song. callback nine years in the making. download the song at thirditunes.com. find all the links for tonight's #click3 on our website, allinwithchris.com. we'll be right back. it starts with little things. tiny changes in the brain. little things anyone can do. it steals your memories. your independence. ensures support, a breakthrough. and sooner than you'd like. sooner than you'd think. you die from alzheimer's disease. we cure alzheimer's disease. every little click, call or donation adds up to something big. a quarter million tweeters is beare tweeting. and 900 million dollars are changing hands online. that's why hp built a new kind of server. one that's 80% smaller. uses 89% less energy. and costs 77% less. it's called hp moonshot. and it's giving the internet the room it need

tour also includes a host of popular comedians but to many people this is the biggest project that chappelle from his hit comedy central show and a $50 million salary back in 2005. he just said he was burned out at the time. this tour has chappelle fans hoping that he's ready to do more high-profile projects, because he's basically just been making appearances at comedy clubs since his show went off the air. by the way, if you're wondering, according to the people that have seen him perform recently, he's still got it. fred, back to you. >> still funny. all right. good job. thanks so much. >>> let's go to hayward, california, now, where they a little demolition this morning. that was the cal state east kamps building. workers brought the building down because it was built too close a fault line and considered vulnerable to earthquakes. not to be outdone, demolition experts in dayton, ohio, brought down a 12 story building sandwiched between two other buildings. wow. was that close. the 100-year-old building was demolished to make way for a condo development. >>> and a touching moment at the

in any event, in closing hid men plain sight a few steps is the fisherman's memorial chappell. it's a touching tribute to the generations of is not franciscans who have dedicated their lives to the sea. ~ chapel. overlooking the wharf chapel stands for the fishermen and women who have braved cold and howling wind. [speaker not understood] it list the names of fishermen who have lost their lives in their dangerous profession. the port greatly values the fishing industry and understands our role to protect this vital way of making a living. the port is proud to maintain its historical service on behalf of the city and our region. so, with that i'd like to thank you for your attention. >> thank you. is there any public comment on this item? >> there is, barry collins. >>> good afternoon, commissioners, director. pretty tough act to follow there. did an excellent job with that history. congratulations on the port's 150th anniversary. my name is larry collins and i've commercially fished out of the wharf for 30 years. ~ i'm the president of the crab boat owners association. i'm also

. >> dave chappelle was performing comedy

. >>> dave chappell. not so funny. walked off the stage because the crowd was disrespecting him.rette and sat there until 25 minutes. the crowd said it was horrible to watch. remember in 2005 at the height of his show, he walks away. he's famous for walking away. >> the more he pulls back, the more they taunted. >> exactly. >> it was spiraling out of control. >> more and more uncomfortable. not so much of a comeback there. >> he's on tour now. hopefully he'll do better. people pay money, they want to see you perform. >> nice to see you. >> you can watch e at 7:00 eastern and pacific. unbelievable. shhhhh! in our day, we didn't have u-verse high speed internet. yeah, our babysitter didn't have a million ways to serve mom up on a silver platter. we had to count sheep to fall asleep. and i always worried that i was creating an overcrowded sheep farm. in my head... never looked like that farmer took proper care of those sheep. too much? a little. [ male announcer ] connect all your wi-fi-enabled devices with u-verse high speed internet. rethink possible. with u-verse high speed inter