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. >> chappell used to do it all the time and it was hilarious when chappell did it. >> chappell did it with the blind guy? >> it was like a news caster thing. >> i'm just saying nobody is offended by it. people are offended on principle. if they can, then we can. does anyone care? >> is it going to stop you from buying his album? >> absolutely. but i have a hefty collection of them. this is edgy for him. he was on "america's got talent" sucking on the teet of mariah carry. >> i loved him in "drumline." >> i didn't see it. rarely anything that he's been in. this is the best thing that's happened in his career. he's now making a name for himself outside of his wife. i was just curious what white people party music sounds like. >> isn't it black people party music? >> yeah, we just listen to every color music. >> john denver. >> he's been dead for over 30 years. >> if you want to hear what white people party music sounds like, buy nick cannon's new album. >> just get out of the apartment. we're worries about you. we find you passed out on the floor, the oven is going. >> i like to keep it

dave chappelle, chris rock. there is new guys out there like hannibal birds from chicago.ere are plenty of comics. to pushr responsibility the envelope and make people think. like you said, not be too preachy about it. just go about it the right way. open up the doors to more people like us. tavis: you live this every day. given how difficult it can be to make a living as a comedian, why did you choose to do this? veryis came to me in a weird way. totallyucer worked on biased with a mentor of mine. great comedian, awesome guy, family man. he put me into the right relationships, the right clubs. when he thought of this idea, he was shooting the pilot and he asked the head writer who would be a good person for this in los angeles. he said made. i auditioned. it just worked out. i came in at the right time. it has been a blessing. range toat is the age your mind for the audience for this kind of work? >> i am crazy with it. we should once a month and a new video comes out every tuesday morning. i am on youtube looking at all the comments. it ranges. we get kids from sixth gra

. >> reporter: my favorite comedian dave chappelle nailed it on his show. >> monkey. nascar race. unicorns. >> reporter: in my case like many americans my inner voice was pushing me to succeed. >> annual new year's party in new york. >> reporter: this is me in my late 20s. >> thank you, dan. >> reporter: i had my dream job. but i also had doubts about whether i was good enough. >> it's hard to do that. i'm going to try it. three, two, one. >> reporter: my solution? become a workaholic. after 9/11 i volunteered to spend years in war zones where i covered the heroics of our men and women overseas and got a real taste of both the horror and the adrenaline of combat. >> to institute health care for -- >> reporter: now here i am back home. >> practice makes perfect, you know. >> reporter: i may look okay, but the guy you see here, he's having trouble getting out of bed. >> this tax debate is one of the clearest choices in this election. >> reporter: after years of always barreling forward, when i finally slowed down it was as if my mind revolted and i got depressed. and so in my free t

but when martin and jamie and cedrick and burn i and chris tucker and dave chappelle and steve harvey and bill bellamy and cedrick the entertainer and -- >> every famous black comedian that you can think of. >> that came off def comedy jam, agents by the stage put them in places where they could excel. when they live in the ghetto they don excel. so lately we see kevin hearts. they put him in a movie. j.b. smooth, another comedian then both did def jam years ago and they were both on the show. j.b. smooth is an artist who got an amazing break. he lived up to the promise on curb your enthusiasm. integration or fish out of water outside the ghetto he can perform. 20 black comedians were in that role. integration is important. hollywood doesn't understand that. they say they do, and they make money doing it. sometimes, like fast and furious and, you know, there is no scandal without the black girl and she's the first one since julia, you don't remember julia, that's before your time. that's the last time a black woman was in an integrated show as the lead. julia. >> why don't you -- >> s

was more hope than despair today. [ church bells ringing ] >> your outside of the orso community chappel, the sound of church bells. ininside, more than 50 voices singing a song called "10,000 reasons" eight days afterred devastating landslide. people are resilient, ready to do what they can to help and move on from her. >> reporter: to de. church leaders asked all cameras to remain outside. audio recording was allowed, enough to hear a bible paysage that seems meant for this community. >> this is so big and we are so little. you know? and it's just moving. >> reporter: cory was among those giving thanks at this service. he said his 19-year-old son joined the orso fire department two months ago and has spent almost every day since the landslide working through the debris looking for victims and survivors. today, he said he had to force his son to take a day off. >> he is literally falling down. he is just that way. >> reporter: in church, there are people that lived in orso their entire lives, but there are some that came from very far away to be a part of the services the pastor told th

i was going to say, chappelle did it all the time. it was hill hilarious. >> was that the blind guy? >> no, a newscaster thing. >> i'm just saying nobody is offended. they are like, if they can, then we can. >> i want to ask if she is going to stop by. >> absolutely. i am shrubbingy i have a lefty collection. >> this was edgy for him. he was watching "america's got talent. this is going somewhere. >> i loved him in "drum line." you didn't like it? >> i didn't see it. i saw rarely anything he has been in. this is the best thing that happened to his caw rear. he is making a name for himself out of the wife. i am curious what white people party music sounds like? we just listen to every color music depending on where you are in the country. >> it would have to be john kerry. he been dead for 30 years. >> you can find out what whited people party music sounds like. >> or just get out of the paw mart meant. we are worried about you. we knock on the door and find you passed out and the oven is coming. >> it is cold. i like to keep it warm.

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they haven't gone into the indoor stadium or chappell hill on a consistent basis. >> you have to take it one game at a time. we have a number one seed, number two seed and eventually ran into louisville, played them well and came up possession short. we know it's going be tough, we are prepared for that. it doesn't matter. if you have one off night or play poorly one night, you won't get to the second. >> they both put themselves in a position it make history with the unbeaten record. the shockers hope that's where their similarities end. >> they have something to prove. they know how good they are. they realise how good they are. people within the game, coaches, players, they know how good the team is. now they'll get an opportunity. >> wichita state is a top seat in the midwest. many believe it's the toughest bracket in the tournament because it includes kentucky, duke and louisville. it will be a tough road for the shockers to get back to the final four. >> it is the toughest. >> no question. >> coming up, lucky egg of the faberge kind. would you believe this $3 million jewel was b