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. >> i'm not a r ♪ chappelle's show, chappelle's show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle'soo! ♪ yeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] well, i'm a comedian, i travel a lot and needless to say... i get horny out there. i'm a chronic masturbator. i tried whacking off with my p.c., but i felt like it was just too much clickity-clack, clickity-clack... with my mac, i mean, the video resolution is so clear, i can see parts of the vagina that i didn't even know existed. labias and flabias and flip-flaps... man! i'm a chronic masturbator. i don't know what they make the keys out of, but, whatever it is, it's non-stick. and then with itunes, i can actually listen to some of my favorite music while i'm masturbating. ♪ wu tang clan ain't nothing to mess with... ♪ i'm dave chappelle and... i love internet porn. [cheering and applause] man: dave chappelle...! ho...! hooray. hooray for me. you know, i'm glad y'all came. man, i'm glad that we're not cancelled yet. we've been going hard. uh, tonight i wanted to tackle something kind of serious. i don't know if anybody has seen me
. >> i'm not a r ♪ chappelle's show, chappelle's show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle'soo! ♪ yeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] well, i'm a comedian, i travel a lot and needless to say... i get horny out there. i'm a chronic masturbator. i tried whacking off with my p.c., but i felt like it was just too much clickity-clack, clickity-clack... with my mac, i mean, the video resolution is so clear, i can see parts of the vagina that i didn't...
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. ♪ chappelle's show, chappelle's show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ owyeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] man: dave chappelle, come on down. you're the next black comedian to get his own show! [the price is right theme playing...] oh, my god, i did it. hey, everybody, what's up? [laughing] welcome, welcome, everybody, to chappelle's show. as you see, i am "dizzle". [laughter] you know, i've been watching the news and reading the papers. and i've been seeing that there's been a lot of, like, scandalous behavior. like, these, uh, these major corporations, they rip everybody off. the enrons and tycos and all this stuff. they don't be gettin' no time. they don't get no time in jail. i gotta get in on this being white thing. [laughter]
. ♪ chappelle's show, chappelle's show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ owyeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] man: dave chappelle, come on down. you're the next black comedian to get his own show! [the price is right theme playing...] oh, my god, i did it. hey, everybody, what's up? [laughing] welcome, welcome, everybody, to chappelle's show. as you see, i am "dizzle". [laughter] you know, i've been watching the news and reading...
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. >> what do you call a camel ♪ chappelle's show, chappelle's show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's ow! ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo! ♪ whoo-hoo! ♪ yeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] when the baby was born, i promised karen i'd quit smoking. but i didn't know how. well, that's when a friend of mine recommended o'dweeds. it's the first brand of marijuana with no t.h.c. so, it's like o'douls, but for weed. now, i can get that full reefer aroma... without any of the guilt. [♪...] [bong gurgling] shotgun, little buddy.
. >> what do you call a camel ♪ chappelle's show, chappelle's show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's ow! ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo! ♪ whoo-hoo! ♪ yeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] when the baby was born, i promised karen i'd quit smoking. but i didn't know how. well, that's when a friend of mine recommended o'dweeds. it's the first brand of marijuana with no t.h.c. so, it's like o'douls, but for weed. now, i can get that full reefer aroma... without any of the guilt....
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chappell, bocois, toigro, bouceuse, and most importantly, influenced nearly all the rest of them. >>h a gastronomic capital? why bocuse here? why trogru? why all of these great chefs? >> because lyon is really positioned between the north and the south. >> right. >> you're locked in between burgundy and rome. >> lyon is the second largest city in france, situated in the southeast of the country midway between the alps in the east and the mediterranean to the south. >> this was also a bottleneck when cars became the mode of transportation. >> goes right to the heart of the michelin driving the destination on the way to -- >> completely. >> out of that system came chefs like this guy, daniel boulud. like prince or madonna, he needs really only one name. in new york or anywhere in the chef world, daniel. the name of his three-star eponymous restaurant in manhattan, one of many in an empire that stretches from london to singapore. he came from here, a farm outside the city of lyon, through the city's great kitchens to la cirque in new york, then his flagship. >> when did you start workin
chappell, bocois, toigro, bouceuse, and most importantly, influenced nearly all the rest of them. >>h a gastronomic capital? why bocuse here? why trogru? why all of these great chefs? >> because lyon is really positioned between the north and the south. >> right. >> you're locked in between burgundy and rome. >> lyon is the second largest city in france, situated in the southeast of the country midway between the alps in the east and the mediterranean to the south....
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bill chappell is a retired forester with the u.s. forest service.t 15 years, he's piloted a hot air balloon modeled after smokey bear, the consummate symbol of fire prevention. >> it's a lot of fun. we all have a grand time doing it. it's a good excuse to be a kid again. and at the same time preventing fires. >> but during a 2004 flight at the albuquerque international balloon fiesta, ironically it's the friendly face of smokey bear at the center of a catastrophe. >> well, it was like any other day. it was the last day of the fiesta here. the weather was as predictable as it could be. they had predicted calm breezes, and that's the way it started. >> bill has two young passengers in his balloon, 14-year-old troy wells and 10-year-old aaron whitaker. >> on that particular morning, we had what you call microbursts or wind shears that just come out of nowhere. a sudden wind that just fouled everything up that morning. >> a spectator on the ground captures the moment when the smokey balloon is driven off course by a 60-mile-an-hour blast of wind. >> the
bill chappell is a retired forester with the u.s. forest service.t 15 years, he's piloted a hot air balloon modeled after smokey bear, the consummate symbol of fire prevention. >> it's a lot of fun. we all have a grand time doing it. it's a good excuse to be a kid again. and at the same time preventing fires. >> but during a 2004 flight at the albuquerque international balloon fiesta, ironically it's the friendly face of smokey bear at the center of a catastrophe. >> well, it...
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>> my favorite dave chappell, which would be awesome. conan oh brian, lewis ck.ich would be cool. eddie murphy, and wane murphy. other people were saying drew carrie, lena dun ham. what about craig ferguson? he's in the running. a few people are saying that as well. >> it odd that everybody is looking beyond to see who potentially might take over? we will all wait and see but we love david letterman. congratulations on a wonderful career to him. thanks, gang. happy friday. "way too early" is over. "morning joe" starts right now. ♪ >>> i phoned him just before the program and i said, leslie, you've been great, the network has been great but i'm retiring. >> you actually did this? >> yes, i did. >> wow. thank you very much. what this means now is that paul and i can be married.
>> my favorite dave chappell, which would be awesome. conan oh brian, lewis ck.ich would be cool. eddie murphy, and wane murphy. other people were saying drew carrie, lena dun ham. what about craig ferguson? he's in the running. a few people are saying that as well. >> it odd that everybody is looking beyond to see who potentially might take over? we will all wait and see but we love david letterman. congratulations on a wonderful career to him. thanks, gang. happy friday. "way...
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david chappell is professor of modern american history, taught in arkansas, russia and upstate new york. washington d.c. and policy work, in addition to "waking from the dream" he has written inside is of the civil rights movement and prophetic religion in the death of jim crow. he has written numerous articles and essays so our format today i will start by asking a few questions for panelists to discuss and then we will switch to audience questions. please go to the microphone in the middle. it 3:15 we will move to the activity building for the book signing. all the panelists could address, it is drawn from law quote in his book. in "eyes on the prize" charles houston, an early civil rights lawyer said lawsuits mean little unless supported by public opinion and baffling problem is how to create the proper kind of public opinion. to extend the goal of the movement is about shaping public opinion, or legislative and judicial appearance? >> they are tied together in some critical ways. it is the predicate for legislative change, social change, public opinion shift in your favor. i can thi
david chappell is professor of modern american history, taught in arkansas, russia and upstate new york. washington d.c. and policy work, in addition to "waking from the dream" he has written inside is of the civil rights movement and prophetic religion in the death of jim crow. he has written numerous articles and essays so our format today i will start by asking a few questions for panelists to discuss and then we will switch to audience questions. please go to the microphone in the...
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if they want to come to chappell though,. it was an all black and white with my dad. he had a sense of humor. one of the prisoners was concerned about his wife. two boys to girls. andy asked qaddafi could check. so he found out where she was living and called on her car rang the doorbell. he told me, excuse me, i've got the wrong house. the captain says, who were you looking for. he said no, uh,. he went back to the present. how's my wife doing? she's doing fine in london said. he had a heart. he had a heart as big as the house, believe me. now, he went to the airport several times to pick up one of the german officers' lives. he was being held by the russians. there was of the book published by a teacher, principal allies cool. the evidence is there, but not positive. an american captain that became prince gave him the poison. he had access. he came prepared to take poison, no two ways about it. but, again, how do you deal is something like this? , was in oslo in frankfurt, kind of be done, had been an accident. and i got put right through. i would like to talk to my
if they want to come to chappell though,. it was an all black and white with my dad. he had a sense of humor. one of the prisoners was concerned about his wife. two boys to girls. andy asked qaddafi could check. so he found out where she was living and called on her car rang the doorbell. he told me, excuse me, i've got the wrong house. the captain says, who were you looking for. he said no, uh,. he went back to the present. how's my wife doing? she's doing fine in london said. he had a heart....
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andrea a sophomore attending unc, the university of north carolina at chappell hill. each said the university failed to protect them or give them the support they needed to cope with the experience affidavits. >> the last thing i would want to do is walk into an office immediately after and say "this happened to me, this happened to me, this happened to me" and to be questioned for hours upon hours. i know when i did report, because i did, i was blamed for my own experience. >> what does that mean, bailed? >> i was told rape was like a football game, i should like back on my experience if i was playing and what would i have done differently to avoid the situation. >> one in 20 college women in the united states will be the victim of a completed for attempted rape in a typical college year, according to the national violence against women's survey in 2000. over a college career as many as 20 to 25% can be victims. today many of these victims of rape refer to themselves as survivors. >> there's depression, there's eating disorders, there's cutting. there's this internal
andrea a sophomore attending unc, the university of north carolina at chappell hill. each said the university failed to protect them or give them the support they needed to cope with the experience affidavits. >> the last thing i would want to do is walk into an office immediately after and say "this happened to me, this happened to me, this happened to me" and to be questioned for hours upon hours. i know when i did report, because i did, i was blamed for my own experience....
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we hear from todd purdum, juan williams, and david chappell, author of, waking from the dream. this is just under an hour. >> thank you all for coming to our panel on the civil rights movement. i'm bob mccarthy, the chair of humanities department. i ask you to silence your devices. i want to start by acknowledging yesterday was the 46th 46th anniversary of the assassination of martin luther king, jr., if we could take a brief moment of silence in his honor. >> thank you. we have an interesting array of books represented here. they cover a chronology of the civil rights movement. so i guess i'll introduce them in sort of the order of the periods they cover. juan williams, "eyes on the prize" covers the civil rights movement from 1954 to 1965. juan williams has been a contributor fox news channel since 1997. also worked for npr and the "washington post" and contributed to a ride waning of media. the 25th anniversary of "eyes on the the prize. " he has written seven other books on civil rights, the african-american experience and the american media. he was won a number of awards f
we hear from todd purdum, juan williams, and david chappell, author of, waking from the dream. this is just under an hour. >> thank you all for coming to our panel on the civil rights movement. i'm bob mccarthy, the chair of humanities department. i ask you to silence your devices. i want to start by acknowledging yesterday was the 46th 46th anniversary of the assassination of martin luther king, jr., if we could take a brief moment of silence in his honor. >> thank you. we have an...
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as dave chappelle might say, i don't know if he's a racist, but he's certainly wearing a racist uniformgain, the recordings that we heard, nbc news hasn't been able to inspently verify but one of the things you just pointed out in the list of things is the housing lawsuit. and here's a quote from the department of justice when the housing settlement was announced. apartment owner donald t. sterling has agreed to pay $2.75 million to settle allegations that he discriminated against african-americans, hispanics and families with children at apartment buildings he controls in los angeles. not exactly from this lawsuit, from the things that you just listed there. not exactly someone who, shall shall we say, is -- >> representing the nba in a manner that that they -- the manner in which they would want. and that's why on some level, although this is clearly a water shed moment for adam silver, new commissioner, this is not a new problem. just like when major league baseball got mark shaub out of the game, it was a career pattern of racist behavior. >> let me ask you, is there any considerati
as dave chappelle might say, i don't know if he's a racist, but he's certainly wearing a racist uniformgain, the recordings that we heard, nbc news hasn't been able to inspently verify but one of the things you just pointed out in the list of things is the housing lawsuit. and here's a quote from the department of justice when the housing settlement was announced. apartment owner donald t. sterling has agreed to pay $2.75 million to settle allegations that he discriminated against...
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david chappell is professor of modern american history, taught in arkansas, russia and upstate new york. washington d.c. and policy work, in addition to "waking from the dream" he has written inside is of the civil rights movement and prophetic religion in the death of jim crow. he has written numerous articles and essays so our format today i will start by asking a few questions for panelists to discuss and then we will switch to audience questions. please go to the microphone in the middle. it 3:15 we will move to the activity building for the book signing. all the panelists could address, it is drawn from law quote in his book. in "eyes on the prize" charles houston, an early civil rights lawyer said lawsuits mean little unless supported by public opinion and baffling problem is how to create the proper kind of public opinion. to extend the goal of the movement is about shaping public opinion, or legislative and judicial appearance? >> they are tied together in some critical ways. it is the predicate for legislative change, social change, public opinion shift in your favor. i can thi
david chappell is professor of modern american history, taught in arkansas, russia and upstate new york. washington d.c. and policy work, in addition to "waking from the dream" he has written inside is of the civil rights movement and prophetic religion in the death of jim crow. he has written numerous articles and essays so our format today i will start by asking a few questions for panelists to discuss and then we will switch to audience questions. please go to the microphone in the...