show, chappelle's show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ ow!hoo! ♪ whoo-hoo! ♪ yeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] [piano playing, general conversation...] what'll it be, guys? i'll have a ch on the rock i'll have a samuel adams. i'll have a samuel jackson. you know something? i'll have a samuel jackson too. me three. [all laugh] three samuel jacksons coming right up. [rapid funk playing...] good mother[]ing choice, mother[]er! samuel jackson... made painstakingly by me-- samuel l. jackson. it'll get you drunk. you'll be []ing fat girls in no time. you might even fight a nigga or two. mm-mm, bitch! [audience laughing...] how's it taste, mother[]er?! huh?! hey, can you stop yelling at me, please? no, i can't stop yelling! 'cause that's how i talk! you ain't never seen my movies?! juice? that was a good one. deep blue sea?! they ate me! a []ing shark ate me! drink, bitch! jurassic park?! samuel jackson! it's my beer! yes, they deserved to die! and i hope they burn in hell! [audience laughs and applauds] man: dave chappelle...! [cheeri

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show, chappelle's show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ ow!hoo! ♪ whoo-hoo! ♪ yeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] man: dave chappelle...! [cheering and applause...] [♪...] damn, that was nice. thanks, y'all. oh, be comfortable. relax, everyone. thanks for coming out, man. this is... you guys are so nice. make you feel good, having your own tv show. that's a good thing, when you have your own show. all these opportunities just open up. like recently, i'm not bragging... uh, qvc-- i don't know if you watch it-- they offered my my own line of clothing. now, i almost did it. the only reason i didn't do it is not 'cause i don't like their products, as much as i just don't like the way they conduct themselves on the network. they're just gross, man. they're just nasty people. i don't know if you watch it. this was on just last night. we taped it just for the show. look at this. it's disgusting. o.k., i am being told our napkin ring bonanza is over. we are totally sold out. now, ron, you are actually wearing our next product, a beautiful

show, chappelle's show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ ow!hoo! ♪ whoo-hoo! ♪ yeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] when the baby was born, i promised karen i'd quit smoking. but i didn't know how. well, that's when a friend of mine recommended o'dweeds. it's the first brand of marijuana with no t.h.c. so, it's like o'douls, but for weed. now, i can get that full reefer aroma... without any of the guilt. [♪...] [bong gurgling] shotgun, little buddy. oh, honey, i think he likes it. [both laugh] this reminds me of when i was a girl and i used to smoke grass with all the negro jazz musicians. come on, martha. now, puff, puff, give. [audience laughing...] come on, you old bitch... announcer: o'dweeds, all the reefer, none of the guilt. [♪...] [tapping on glass] [jamaican accent]: i know what you're thinking... but it's o'dweeds,man. [laughing] can i hit that? go on, take it. [♪...]

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(cheers and applause) ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ ow! ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo! ♪ whoo-hoo!h. [♪...] man: dave chappelle! what's up? [laughing] oh, man. what's poppin', y'all? i don't know if you guys know this, but my favorite tv show is coming back on the air. it's called making the band. whoo, it's a beast! puff daddy takes five people and puts 'em in a house together and makes 'em cut a record for bad boy. they argue, and they fight! oh, the fights. the drama! if you haven't seen the first season, you don't know what i'm talking about. here's the highlights from the first season. [♪...] dave imitating p. diddy: congratulations. y'all made it inside the house. you did good. all right, this is what's up. you can live here, you can record here. you can be bad boy artists here. but if you wanna do it,

it's actually initialed here, you can see it's initialed "i.c."-- ian chappell. - ian chappell was theof australia-- - he would have been. yes, he was unbeaten. he never lost a series as captain. he played in over 70 tests. and the baggy green is considered really to be the most collectible type of cricket memorabilia. and cricket is really the most collectible australian sport. uh, this-- this is fantastic. if it were to appear at auction in australia, this would conservatively make - between $6,000 and $8,000... - ( gasps ) my goodness! ...which translates in english pounds to around £2,500 to 4,500. - ( laughing ) - so it's quite-- - quite a find. - wow.

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the seventh game it was devastating to go down in the decider especially at home on the other hand chappell proved a very tough team and made it to the conference finals so i think we lost with dignity. and have the ball you know when i was drafted by pittsburgh i was glad the team won the stanley cup in my third year there another thing is the nightlife doesn't really compare to moscow or new york so you can easily focus on hockey and come home and just go to bed and have a good sleep they opened a casino not long ago so there's now a place to have phones on times but on the whole pittsburgh is cut out for devoting herself to hockey and that's great. he's a very friendly guy without any ego even though he's such a great player who's won every major trophy at such a young age he helped me a lot in the u.s. and we're in touch all the time you know and he towards each other city simply an idol for the fans and i'm always happy when he wins awards. but it up with him it was brilliant to have sort of a nearby we became good friends i stayed at his place at first and i got to know his family wel

freshman of south carolina who went into the house chappell and came out and said they had collectively agreed after seeking higher power and instructions, to oppose john boehner. >> south carolina has been here before. [inaudible] they are prepared to do it again. >> that was 1861. >> do you have a statute of limitations on south carolina? >> but it is not just republicans. sanders, the independent senator, liberal. he is suggesting a primary challenge to the president. >> not going to happen. there is no way that the democratic party is going to undermine the first african american president in american history. it would be catastrophic. it will not happen. absolutely zero chance. >> his personal ratings remain high enough. >> they are not extremely high. then there is a disenchantment, and it began -- it was always a conflict between a president and congressional delegation of his own party. they know they have different interests. this relationship was really but should last december when the president capitulated on the bush tax cuts at the end of the session to get the budget agre