all right, charisse, to you. a celebrity whose weight goes up and down more than the stock market. >> kelly clarkson? john: kelly clarkson. >> good answer. john: show me kelly clarkson. no. two strikes. now, joseph, down to you. save the family here. a celebrity whose weight goes up and down. >> britney spears. john: britney spears. >> good answer. john: show me britney spears. no! good answer, though. all righty. [cheers] >> kirstie alley. kirstie alley, kirstie alley. >> kirstie alley, kirstie alley. kirstie alley. john: all right, mike, one answer steals the points, even though there's just a few of them up there. a celebrity whose weight goes up and down more than the stock market. >> we'll go with kirstie alley. john: kirstie alley. if it's there, the points are yours. show me kirstie alley. there you go. [cheers and applause] john: three others remain on the board. you probably had them at home. let's see if you were right. number 3, please. john and audience: janet jackson. john: number 4. john and audienc

[cheers and applause] charisse.animal that a veterinarian might need a ladder to examine. >> an elephant. john: an elephant. >> good answer! john: show me an elephant. number-two. joseph. >> yes? john: give me another animal. >> horse. john: a horse. >> horse. >> good answer! [applause] john: all righty. either a very tall horse or a very short veterinarian, i would say, but let's throw it up there. a horse. yeah! you got it. all right. my darling, an animal that a veterinarian might need a ladder to examine. >> an ostrich. john: an ostrich. >> good answer. john: not bad. if it's there, we're going to sudden death. if not, it's only one strike. show me an ostrich. no, not there. all right. tim, to you? >> dinosaur? john: dinosaur. >> all right! >> good answer. >> good answer. john: and very few are willing to examine them, i think. show me a dinosaur. no, no. all right. zakiya? >> a...bear? john: a bear. >> bear. >> good answer. john: got to be there, otherwise we're heading over to the mckennas. show me a bear. no!

charisse? >> what's up, doc? [buzzer] john: she said, "what's up, doc?" you got it. sometimes a guess just works. all right. $5,000 question, our last one. here we go. name something a couple stops sharing after they get a divorce. ashley? >> chairs. [buzzer] john: better answer, joseph? >> income? john: income. show me income. [buzzer] no, not there. let's find out what our survey did say for the $5,000 answer. they stop sharing the bed. that's right. all right. let's see where the bank accounts stand right now. patterson family has $20,000. viettis have $17,000, and those are the amounts they'll be playing for if they make it to fast money, and that out of the way, let's meet our families right now. >> we're the patterson family from los angeles, california. >> my name is kim, and here to play the "feud" is my laker-crazy cousin tim, my music-loving sister zakiya, my shopaholic sister charisse, and my premed-student cousin joseph. we grew up watching the "feud" with our grandmother, and since she never got to take a trip in her whole life, if we win the money, we'r

play the "feud" is my laker-crazy cousin tim, my music-loving sister zakiya, my shopaholic sister charisse, and my premed-student cousin joseph. we grew up watching the "feud" with our grandmother, and since she never got to take a trip in her whole life, if we win the money, we're gonna take her to... >> hawaii! >> ♪ hawaii we're going to hawaii hawaii ♪ >> we're the vietti family from bakersfield, california. >> my name is ron, and i'm the senior pastor of one of the most magnificent churches in bakersfield, california, and this is my son-in-law, who wants to be the next voice of mickey mouse in america. >> ha ha! hello, john. >> this is my beautiful, gorgeous daughter tara; my wonderful, smart son joshua; and the most beautiful daughter-in-law in the world--ashley. what we want to do is give to a charity that we support in south africa, a hospice for children. >> back to you, john. john: and remember, family that wins 5 games also wins a brand-new car. good luck to both families. it's time to play the "feud," first faceoff with ron and kim. join me. here we go.

no, because the person leading the song is charisse carney noons who claims to be the author of the awarding winning children's book "i am barack obama" which she put on an easel next to the indoctrinated children and claims to be a harvard law grad and classmate of barack obama. she should be so very, very proud. by the way, we didn't want to exploit the children, and so that's why we blurred the faces, but -- the only thing missing from this video, as i see it, is a giant statue that all the kids can bow down and worship. maybe we could have had a giant statue of barack obama made with your taxpayer dollars from the national endowment for the arts. wouldn't that be great? then the kids could bow down and worship it. obama! ♪ barack hussein obama mmm mmm he makes sure everybody gets a chance mmm mmm mmm barack hussein obama yeah barack hussein obama ♪ bret: we can't sing christmas carols! all are equal in his sight. you know, hi to look at the lyrics this morning. i got this and looked at the lyrics to see if the h in "his" is cap capitalized. i don't know who we are yourshipping anymore