our guest tonight, the no longer round mound of rebound, sir charles barkley. i saw him backstage, he looks unbelievable. (applause) he looks unbelievable. i want to start by saying charles barkley's new year's resolution should be to let himself go because he looks tremendous. obviously i know that tonight you're excited to hear the results of today's iowa caucus. i do not know them. (laughter) because i am broadcasting to you from the past. (laughter) in my world, it is 6:00 p.m., january 3. but i can tell you what i do know. the republican presidential race and the conservative voters' desperate effort to explore every other possible option-- living or otherwise-- before ultimately and unhappily voting for mitt romney. (laughter) the rite of passage for republican voters known as romspringa. (laughter) yes, republican voters know they're going to end up with romney much in the way a 16-year-old amish boy knows his six months with an ipod will ultimately give way to several decades of hand-tooled barn building. (laughter) now, when our show left in december.

>> any time. >> jon: thank you, my friend, charles barkley, everybody. (cheers and (cheers and applause). (laughter) >> jon: sorry, my turn to talk again. i apologize. i've been dominating the conversation all night. i apologize. that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is, your moments of zen. >> hundreds of thousands packed new york city's times square as lady gaga and mayor michael bloomberg led the captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen welcome to "the "report"! thank you for joining us! (crowd chanting "stephen") >> stephen: thank you very much. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. what a wonderful way to start the year. i had a fantastic christmas vacation, hope you had a good one, too. it's great to be back. we are back, correct? we are back? okay, good. (laughter) i just want to make sure because i do not go anywhere. i have been here behind this desk the entire time shouting in the dark. about a half hour ago these people showed up, the camera guy showed up. they turned up th

charles barkley now, a weight loss spokesman. >> any knucklehead knows that charles barkley used to weigh know what's funny about this? i don't trust anybody who can afford a trainer and a nutritionist to tell me how to lose weight. let's be personal here. >> you know what? the thing is, leave it to the girls, okay? can we have something to ourselves? we've cornered the market on being fat and now the guys get involved and show us how to lose weight. and you lose it quicker anyway. i don't want to hear about it from charles barkley. >> there you go. >> that's how i feel. >> i like the fact that we're better at you at something. gaining weight, we're better at gaining weight. >> better at gaining weight. because my husband will have two bowls of ice cream and lose ten pounds like that. >> guys, i'm going to lose 20 points, and won't eat mcdonald's this week, and for us it's blood, sweat, and tears. >> you have to admit, you look better about moobs. >> i'm not sure that's what we call them, but we do. >> i knew we would get back there. >>> chuck, casey anthony, second web video came out. >>

this was the greatest game going, it's weight watchers that's a bigger scam. >> now, to be fair charles barkleylling weight watchers a scam, just the fact that he was being paid to lose weight. barkley has lost weight. take a look at this. here he is before and after. that's significant. i guess, john, you remember his nickname when he played in the nba, the round mound of rebound? that's new to me but of course you'll know that and he's not so round anymore, i guess. >> you know, i've known charles for 10, 12 years and he does look a lot better but he's stull the same. sometimes the tongue gets out ahead of the brain. it happens, it happens. he's a funny guy. kate, stay put. >>> finally, tonight's moment you may have missed. we are going to help you. we told this aboyou about this night. >> we give the candidates seven seconds and whoever can mention ronald reagan's name the most wins the round! go! >> reagan, reagan, reagan, reagan, reagan, reagan, reagan -- >> time's up. and the winner -- >> you get the point? how many times? kate, how many times cuan you sy ronald reagan in seven seconds? >

and weight watchers has their first malw spokesperson, charles barkley.more comfortable with using their service. originally there marketing for men was only on their web site. on wall street today, no big economic data coming out, but we get numbers on retail sales as well as consumer confidence as well as any new offerings coming from the consumer electronic show expand the detroit automobile show. stock-index futures indicating a slightly higher open this monday morning. if that is business news. linda bell reporting for abc 7 news. that's good for the men. >> george foreman, that's like him. >> everybody loves charles barkley. >> he is great. >>> it is 32 degrees in ♪ i'm feelin', feelin' a sunny day ♪ ♪ sunny day ♪ ♪ i'm feelin', elin' the taste i crave ♪ ♪ subway ♪ ♪ i'm makin' it, makin' it how i like ♪ ♪ it's meant to be ♪ ♪ i'm feelin' subway ♪ ♪ i'm feelin' subway today ♪ [ male announcer ] hey, capital area! are you feelin' subway®? then heat up your day with the big hot pastrami melt! it's fresh toasted and piled-high with pastrami then topped

basketball star charles barkley slamming tim tebow. a former n.f.l. star joe sizeman is here to talk about that. but it's happening again. another showdown between president obama and house republicans. president obama asked congress to raise the debt ceiling again. how much this time? $1.2 trillion. the house announced it will put forth a resolution of disapproval. vote is set for next week and the debt crisis is not ending anytime soon. who wins the presidential election will have to deal with it. what would governor rick perry do if he were president. good evening governor. there is your question, what would you do as president because we got a huge debt and it's not getting any better. >> good to be with you. we'll do what we did in texas texas, we cut $15 billion which is 8% of our total budget. this is not rocket science. we need to have men and women in the united states congress and senate that understand you have to reduce spending. reduce spending and do it in proper way. you prioritize what is important. you sure don't cut trillion dollars

and charles barkley is so funny. everything that comes out of his mouth. >> jimmy: yeah, he is.you're doing or is this a surprise? >> that -- i can tell you. should we talk about it? >> jimmy: no! >> do you want me to get into it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> no, let's -- do you want me to talk about the bits we're going to do? [ in whiny voices ] >> jimmy: calm down, i was just asking you a question and you -- >> yelling at me. >> jimmy: it's a joke. >> it's a joke. >> together: my god. [ talking over each other ] >> together: my god. >> jimmy: are you doing anything -- anything you can talk about or not really?a/a >> yeah, you never know. so, it's -- it's a secret but also, you never know what's gonna happen. >> jimmy: you never know it's a secret? >> what? >> jimmy: it's a secret but you never know it's a secret? >> it's a secret but you never know -- no one knows the secret. >> jimmy: that's great. you're deep, man. >> i -- yeah, i'm deep. >> jimmy: "portlandia." >> yeah. >> jimmy: can we talk about it? >> yes. >> jimmy: "portlandia." this is huge. >> it -- it's -- >> jimmy: second se

charles barkley nervous as a cat. kelly clarkson is the musical guest. that's in half an hour. let's go to field and michele. >> michele: what did you guys go in the locker room and talk about such that you came out in the second half and played the way you did? >> well, you know, obviously, what is not in the first half were those turnovers. we had moved the ball down. in into their territory and turn it over two occasions and really we stopped ourselves a few times and got the touchdown taken away from us in the end and settled for a field goal. we real i liesed bear down one play at a time and one drive at a time and i think we scored on every drive in the second half. i guess that's what you hope for. >> michele: you hoped right. congratulations. thank you, drew. >> thank you. >> al: 45-28 the final score. february 5th, the biggest sunday of all super bowl xlvi on nbc. in 30 minutes, all new "saturday night live" with host charlie barkley. coming up next except on the west coast, your local news. for bob costas and michele tafoya and cris collinsworth, this is al michaels s

"saturday night live" up next with charles barkley. have a good night.

charles barkley nervous as a cat. kelly clarkson is the musical guest. that's in half an hour. let's go to field and michele. >> michele: what did you guys go in the locker room and talk about such that you came out in the second half and played the way you did? >> well, you know, obviously, what is not in the first half were those turnovers. we had moved the ball down. in into their territory and turn it over two occasions and really we stopped ourselves a few times and got the touchdown taken away from us in the end and settled for a field goal. we real i liesed bear down one play at a time and one drive at a time and i think we scored on every drive in the second half. i guess that's what you hope for. >> michele: you hoped right. congratulations. thank you, drew. >> thank you. >> al: 45-28 the final score. february 5th, the biggest sunday of all super bowl xlvi on nbc. in 30 minutes, all new "saturday night live" with host charlie barkley. coming up next except on the west coast, your local news. for bob costas and michele tafoya and cris collinsworth, this is al michaels s

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charles barkley. hopefully that will have guys more comfortable using their service. that is business. i'm jane king. >> charles lost 38 pounds. >> stick with the weight watchers. >> 30 degrees on tv hill. new traffic patterns along the southern side of the beltway. >> ravens have the weekend off but fans still have a reason to smile thanks to tim tebow. it was dramatic. >> don't forget to e-mail us your response to our water cooler question of the day. do you agree with a school's decision to reject a submitted yearbook photograph because they found it too revealing? you can share your response at wbaltv.com and on our facebook page, or send us an e-mail to watercooler@wbaltv.com. >> here is a look at last night's winning maryland lottery numbers. >> now traffic pulse 11 and insta-weather plus together. >> good morning. it was a beautiful weekend. the roads are shaping up very well for your morning commute. 49 just past 795. moving well on the north side. the harrisburg expressway is running smoothly down to the beltway. 56 on 95 as your approach 32. no problems on th

. >> and charles barkley. he is so funny.at comes out of his mouth, i laugh. >> we wish you great lick with this, not that you need it because it does so well. >> it's tonight 10:00, 9:00 central on ifc. >>> coming up next, have a party and stop whining, right after this. >>> good morning. i'm meteorologist chris warren with your forecast. as we kick off the weekend, we do have a few spots where we could see a little precipitation falling from the sky. a little rain, maybe a storm for parts of the south. most of the rain will be pretty light with the exception of where we do get those storms. a little snow for the peninsula of michigan. otherwise, a snow for a few locations around maine, along the canadian border. then we'll start to see more snow as a low drops down into the rockies. it's good news for some of these ski resorts. we could see up to 6 to 10 inches. now, as we look at the temperatures for today, 60s and 70s in the south, and you look at these readings in the 30s, you might think it's cool, but if you live here,

new ads featuring first male spokesperson, former nba star charles barkley part of a big push to changefering free tax prep at more than 3,000 stores nationwide kiosks from h & r block will be processing the 1040 easy forms. >>> dramatic rescue of captured iranian soldiers from somali pilots by u.s. forces was accomplished with the help of a seaman from northern california. this picture of a navy seaman hugging an iranian soldier has again worldwide. the seaman is 20-year-old colton from sacramento. >> i thought, that looked like his boss. then when i zoomed it in, i was like oh my goodness, that's my son. then i recognized that watch that his sister gave him. >> colton's gesture of goodwill comes amid rising tensions between the u.s. and iran in the strait of hormuz. colton is expected home next month. >>> 5:57. just ahead, the new warning for anyone buying items on craigslist. >>> a very unplanned plunge, the bungie jump failure that left a woman floating in crocodile infested waters. >> reporter: fire destroyed four units. five people were hurt. firefighters are feeling grateful this

shaq said he would give $1,000 to the first person to get a tattoo of charles barkley and a referee kissing the nba all-star game in 2007. emmett got that tattoo saturday. he signed up for twitter and posted a picture of his new ink. >> at least if he responds, i get the $1,000, great if i don't it is still cool to get my 15 minutes. >> his body already sports unique ink, including skulls, mug of beer and homage to ac slater a character from the 90s tv show saved by the bell. >>> 6:20. is it better than barbie? the new toy for the apple addict who has everything. tes." i'm rob nelson. -thatis there a prize in there? is it a robot? no. is it a jet plane? nope. is it a dinosaur? [ laughs ] [ male announcer ] inside every box of heart healthy cheerios are ose great tasting little o's made from carefully selected oats that can help lower cholesterol. stickers? uh-uh. superhero? ♪ kinda. [ male announcer ] and we think that's the best prize of all. ♪ since time began. not anymore. fiber one is bringing brownies back. at 90 calories, the only thing between you and chocolaty brownies... ♪ ...is a

you look good tonight. [ laughter ] >> pick on charles barkley. >>> it wasn't quite as big as andrewk's decision to return to school for one more season but a stanford guard had an announcement that surprised her teammates. >> she said a joined. >> reporter: as if playing for one of the top basketball programs in the country and being a human biology major in stanford wasn't enough work, toni decided to add band to her busy schedule. >> a lot of my best friends are in the band and last year like in our freshman dorm like i had to hear all about like everything they were doing with band and all these cool things and like if i wasn't playing basketball obviously like that was something i definitely want to do. >> we're all so excited. oh, my gosh, play in the band! it's so funny. >> reporter: toni isn't an active member of the band during basketball season but she did participate during a few football games in the fall. >> she hasn't learned the music yet to play like all right now and stuff like that but so she plays the mellowphone some goofy little instrument. basically if you want

shaq said the first person to get a tattoo of charles barkley and referee kissing at the all-star game007 would get $1,000. emmett signed up for twitter and posted a picture of his new ink. >> if i get the $1,000, great. if i don't it is cool to get my 15 minutes. >> emmett's body already sports unique ink, including a couple of skulls, mug of beer and -- >> you got to keep that tattoo for a while, was it worth a grand? >> i'd get the grand first. >>> next, it is a good time to be a 49er fan tattoo or not. finding team memorabilia and playoff tickets can be a challenge. >> reporter: it was supposed to be a holiday. east bay mud crews worked over time in berkeley yesterday. a water main break caused all kinds of problems. up great their work, coming up next. >>> next, millions in unpaid parking tickets. the large amount that could be helping muni with its huge budget deficit. >>> cold weather still grips great lakes, midwest down to florida, where 57. they are worried about the citrus crop the next couple of . 78 phoenix, low 50s portland and seattle. we have our first delay in philadel

charles barkley was the host. >> i have twins, i was sound asleep.. >> okay. >> so many postgame interviews are full of nonsense and they are just boring. that's why you need this, the charles barkley postgame translator app. use my app for football. >> fast finish strong. some both, some neither. >> i got three super bowl rings, you guys don't know anything about football but i got to talk to you. >> that's so barkley. just being completely honest. a coach or players going to say something, figure out what it means, barkley will say exactly what's trying to tell you, you guys don't know what you're doing, i'm man. >> jeff, thanks. you're our man. >>> all right. wither going to hit the top of the hour now. we begin, of course, with presidential politics, the count down to the first fry mary of the 2012 race. tomorrow, voters in new hampshire will cast their votes for the republican nominee and mitt romney still leading the pack. here is the latest poll conducted by the university of new hampshire around wmur. it shows mitt romney with a commanding le

on -- >> -- fallopia -- >> jimmy: -- on -- >> -- charles barkley -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: -- oncus legs -- >> jimmy: -- and blitzen. his eyes, how they twinkled. his -- >> -- nipples -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how merry. his cheeks were like -- >> -- squishy -- >> -- birds -- >> jimmy: -- his -- >> -- breasts -- >> jimmy: -- like a cherry. he had a broad face and a -- >> -- stanky -- >> -- hot -- >> jimmy: -- belly that shook when he -- >> -- diddled. >> jimmy: -- like a bowl full of -- >> -- hot sauce. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and laying his -- >> -- weird sucker pads -- >> jimmy: -- aside of his -- >> -- spicy butt -- >> jimmy: -- and giving a -- >> -- squash -- >> jimmy: -- up -- >> -- the ding dong -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: -- he -- >> -- wiped. >> jimmy: but i heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight, "happy -- >> -- christmas -- >> jimmy: -- to -- >> -- all -- >> -- and -- >> jimmy: -- to -- >> -- all -- >> -- a -- >> -- fried penis. [ laughter ] >> okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's genius. [ applause ] thank you to all my friends who helped out on thi

you know, unlike what charles barkley said, you don't get the choice whether you want to be a role modelve great impact on adults, but also on kids. so today i want to try to have that opportunity to have an impact on you, hopefully, and i'll tell you some stories throughout my life and throughout my career that have a relationship to politics. i'm not going to get into a lot of policy, but when i was trying to get into the nfl, i spent two years working as a financial adviser first, continuing to go after my dream and to get into football, but it didn't happen right away. i continued to go to tryouts and work as hard as i could. i finally got an opportunity to go into atlanta to play for the falcons and to compete. and that's really all i got was the opportunity. and i think that's what's great about our country. what we try to promise is opportunity, not obligation. i went in there as the, really, the backup, was able to win the job, and 12 years later i'm continuing to play, but what was special was that i was given an opportunity. in 2008 obama talked about change and the change that

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