charles finally got his first job and the dress code was insane casual. even for bennigan's, that's a lot of flair. also in may, a bunch of or cause attacked yachts. martha stewartt issue. and russia banned america's late-night host, including me. but for some reason they did not ban my friend, jimmy fallon. i'm guessing because of jimmy's popular segment slow jam the borscht. in june, wildfires in canada sent giant plumes of smoke down the east coast turning new york's air into satan's butthole as opposed to new york's normal air, actual butthole. june 8, i really, really missed having a show because that was the day donald trump was hit with a 37 count indictment for hoarding national secrets. we saw some unbelievable photos of where he stored them, next to a mar-a-lago guest toilet. look at that. he left the launch codes in the splash zone. can you imagine using the bathroom? "we're out of toilet paper! wait a second. never mind. i will just make a two ply out of syrian troop movements." thank you. on june 23rd, there was an attempted coup in russia by wagner group founder and pope francis' evil twin, yevgeny prigozhin. it briefly looked like the coup might s