professor charles xavier. when i came to his school, i was just a lost, cocky young kid. but i'll never forget what he taught me -- "trevor, you're not an x-man. getting nosebleeds is not a superpower. and i still remember that lesson to this day. love you professor x! anyway, coming up on tonight's show -- why diamonds are now a guy's best friend, roy wood, jr. tells us about the black royals you've never heard of, and facebook and apple are fighting over your search history. so let's do this, people! welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show" with trevor noah! ♪♪♪ >> trevor: hi, people. let's kick it off with the coronavirus pandemic. it's the reason your grandma keeps saying you filled out whenever she hugs you. ever since the vaccine came out, americans have been looking forward to the day when the country will achieve herd immunity which is when a disease dies out because enough of the population has been vaccinated or previously infected or covi