tom, there is no such thing as a charlie cornheiser. >> i think after the show it may be, and these things get created. >> shakespear made up words all the time. >> exactly. >> news of the future. >> courtney, you said you are okay with the players being fined which i don't understand. and bill you couldn't understand why the guy who got violated is geting in trouble which i completely agree with. but then you said, quote, the other guy should get lashed. >> i pay for soccer and not human puppets. >> and they are millionaires. they can afford $40,000. >> i don't know if they are millionaires. >> soccer players are millionaires? >> their salary is you play and we won't kill you. that's their salary. >> they don't have a 1% in iran. it is 100%. >> come to think of it, what a great way to live. >> i am done. >> thank you, andy. >>> coming up, hugh grant is dead, tired of doing romantic comedies. he would like more serious roles, and why not? he is a fine actor. but first, is bieber having a baby? it is too late to not do this story, jerk.