was second five times. >> charlie: i know. exactly. >> that's what i mean. that's exactly what i mean. >> charlie: take me to the 1960 u.s. open. >> well, the open in 60, i was playing good. as you know i won the master's and my game was good and i went to oklahoma city, played good there and went the next tournament was cherry hill's and i had been to cherry hill's to practice. i went up there to practice and feeling pretty good about my game. for 54 holes, i hit the ball on the green two putts, ball on the and then if i missed a green i hit a bogie. i'll never forget. you heard the story about bob drum. >> charlie: yes. >> my friend of pittsburgh. on friend of doc. anyway, i was in the locker room and i was very disappointed. i was going to have a sandwich and go play my second round. i ran into drum. i was munching on a hamburger. we always kidded with each other. i said bob, i said you know, i am so upset, i said i made good and nothing's happening. i said what do you think. and this is real serious. this is the way i was t

i believed you for that little while. even though. >> charlie: for those two hours you inhabited. >> even though i noted. it's a weird thing. people sit down in the dark and look at other people in the light and we tell you stories and you pay us, it's weird. really. i never understood it. it costs too much. >> charlie: okay. so, wait. i don't understand. what do you mean it costs too much? >> because you're always taking from your own time and offering it to the other woman's time. when i was doing a television series, i had an imaginary biography called she gets 14 hours of a this hour day. she gets 14 hours. but 10 hours left over for me and whatever i'm doing. it's a kind of a tradeoff that's very odd and i'm not sure what it means. but that's what this play is all about. >> charlie: and you have no idea what you will be doing if you don't do this? not this play but this life. >> i would be making a commonplace book. i would be translating at the u.n., i would be learning greek. >> charlie: it's not that you don't have other interests. >> th

don't think so. >> charlie: they don't. >> i don't think so. people are still thinking we've done great in getting rid of e illiteracy. and yet the quality of the education is still not there. >> charlie: people talk about bubbles. one is a real estate bubble. do you worry about that? >> i don't. you will laugh because i'm a developer and of course i would say that. if you look at where china is today, the chinese government a year ago, i would be quite worried about the bubbles because so much money is going into the chinese real estate and soany buildings are being built and yet the utility of the buildings are not as good as the speed of the utility of the buildings. >> charlie: does that mean occupants, the occupancy is 75-80, 100%. >> in major cities like beijing and shanghai you will see very high occupancy. but in out skirts, less established cities you would have lower occupancy. i'm talking about office. and so thatas worry some. so many go into real estate to build. in the end they all get digested because china is growing and homes wi

i don't. >> charlie: so youare now 70. >> i am. >> charlie: so what are you looking forward to. >> 80> charlie: is there a great book in you that you have not yet written. >> i'm writing it. i am. >> charlie: it's not just some idea that the next best thg i do. >> no. i'm writing it. i even have the title and it will not surprise you to know that the title is the madisonian persuasion. i'm going to explain why madison was right, james madison of the princeton class of 1776. >> charlie: 79. >> 77, something like that. >> charlie: and your boogieman was the class of. >> 1879. i'm going to demonstrate with irrefutable logic the superiority of madison to wilson. >> charlie: come to this table and talk about it. >> i will. >> charlie: enjoyed it. a pleasure.

the dharma stuff. >> charlie: what is it about buddhism you like. >> so much. iically that self, the duality, the whole duality thing, seek the other as the self. charlie: were you searching for somethingr did it just happen that you found this. >> i found myself, ever since i can remember kind of interesting in the spiritualual things, christian and all different kind of things. i was a big fan of cousin sockus i like his take on christianity a bit. >> charlie: you also life family life. you tell young act turs find someone you love and get married. >> yes. that was something that coppola said, i ran into him an he was giving that class to some actors. he says this is the most important thing, getting married. because most movies or stories reply about love, they're either not getting enough too much or looki for it or something. >> charlie: yes but finding the right person. >> oh yeah. then you're also going out there and being successful for somethin you're creing a family. >> charlie: you always pay tribute to her contribution to you. >> to my wife. oh my god

i doubt he'll move. >> charlie: go ahead. >> i think the way you get them to move is what the fred tried to do with john boehner. you offer a package that's so big includinentitlement reform. >> charlie: a grand design. >> that they are willing to accept a little bit of revenue. the problem is i think the social security piece they could do in 20 minutes if they wanted to. it's the healthcare ones i think are harder in part because the republicans would insist on remaking the programs, doing damage to obama care in a way th the president and its supporters couldn't tolerate. >> charlie: when you look at this in terms of the pele who shape this, i mean who within the tea party had the most influence. gosh, i don't know if there is anybody. >> charlie: that's my point. >> i don't know if there is anybody that qualifies. >> charlie: the toy party in the congress, it's not connie -- >> the person in the leadership most awe tuned to them was obviously eric kantor. periods of time kantor ended up four square with john boehner side by side but for much of the negotiated period in these last two

i have guesses. >> charlie: guess. >> yes. i started off making it for my cousins and i didn't care and i was kind of this liberated person. if someone told me in 2004, i'm going to give you a come million dollars and bill gates will watch it and all the rest. i probably would have done something different, get some lighting and make up on and computer graphics and produced a lot of the education material that's already out there. the computer graphics the next stage of photo synthesis. but i think the reality is that's what we all assume as go content but when someone watches it's so dehuman izes. peop can tell it's some dude he's not getting paid he's make it for his cousins. there's a human element to it. a lot of time when people are trying to get people engaged into math they try to distract like them a rap song or play music and people find that patronizing. don't distract me, if math is good it should be able to stand up on its own. >> charlie: that's what i thinks about the show. it's a black room and just a conversatio

would the following, charlie. i america, if you hire additional workers and don't lay any off, that the federal government will pay 20% of the salary wage compensation of ose workers. and will be done on a first come first serve basis. and so that means if you're a company, you will hire another worker only if you think it can add productivity because you're going to pay 80%. do you know what, if nobody shows up, we're not worse off than we are now and we won't spend any taxpayer money doing it. i think this is the most targeted approach to get more jobs in america. i do it for 50 years, limited to $50 billion first come first serve basis. >> charlie: david what do you think of that. >>hat's the approach a lot of economists like. because so far it's across the bored idea saying you don't have to pay some portion of your payroll tax for existing employees. the problem is not so much existing employees it's getting more hiring going. from a cost benefit standpoint there's a really good argument for however you struure

but you know, my parents really loved charlie. >> yeah? >> yeah. >> i love charlie. >> yeah. he -- and i did. so my parents, even though it was a whirlwind romance and we married very quickly, they were ve happy. whether they said something behind closed doors is ather thing. but to me and to charlie they were very happy and supportive. >> let's see what else we've got here. the one album i can't live without. i loved this. guns and roses, "appetite for destruction." talking of charlie sheen. >> i suppose. >> you and charlie hang out to that one? >> we actually did play a lot of guns and roses when we worked out together. >> i love guns and roses. they were my favorite rock band. you had a slight appetite yourself for self-destruction over the years, do you think? >> no, not self-destruction. >> for destruction? >> no. i've always -- you know, even a lot of people like to say, you know, have i think a different perception of my relationship with my ex-husband than what was really happening. and when we fell in love, he had been sober for three years. he was, you know, getting

sheen. >> i suppose. >> you and charlie hang out to that one? ite for destruction? ." >> we actually did play a lot of guns 'n roses when we worked out together. >> i love guns 'n roses. they were my favorite rock band. you had a slight appetite yourself for self-destruction over the years, do you think? >> no, not self-destruction. >> for destruction? >> no. i've always -- you know, even a lot of people like to say, you know, have i think a different perception of my relationship with my ex-husband than what was really happening. and when we fell in love, he had been sober for three years. he was, you know, getting his life back together. he'd just gotten a job on "spin city." and i really admired his strength and courage for overcoming addiction and being so humble about it. and that's what attracted me to him. so the charlie that some of you have seen over the last six months is not the person that i met and married. >> i mean, he sat here. i interviewed him. did you see that interview? >> i did. >> what did you think of it? >> i really -- i t

but, you know, my parents really loved charlie. >> i love charlie. >> yeah. no, he -- and i did.arried very quickly, they were very happy. whether they said something behind closed doors is another thing, but to me and to charlie they were very happy and supportive. >> the one album i can't live without, i love this, guns & roses "appetite for destruction," talking of charlie sheen. >> i suppose. >> we actually did play a lot of guns & roses when we worked out together. >> i love guns & roses. >> i do, too. >> my favorite rock band. have you had a slight appetite yourself for self-destruction over the years do you think? >> no, not self-destruction. >> destruction? >> no. i've always, you know, even a lot of people like to say, you know, have i think a different perception of my relationship with my ex-husband than what was really happening and when we fell in love he had been sober for three years. he was, you know, getting his life back together. he had just gotten a job on "spin city" and i really admired his strength and courage for overcoming addiction and being so humble ab

charlie, you got a lot of balls stealing my money. this shows leadership. i am promoting you to manager. >> charlie: that's why i did it. >> mac: that's fantastic! that's why i did it, too, frank! i stole lots of your money. what do i get? >> frank: you get dick because you are a follower and a thief. >> sweet dee: but, how come charlie...? no fair. how come charlie...? >> dennis: why would you do this to us, dad? >> frank: because you are crack heads, children. >> charlie: yeah. >> dennis: crack. >> sweet dee: okay, okay, okay, okay. august 16, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: hey, welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart, great show for you tonight! we got a great guest tonight, our guest tonight, matt long, new york city firefighter who has competed in triathlons. oh, i guess that doesn't sound that impressive until you realize he's done it after being hit by a bus. (laughter) (audience reacts) he has a

>> i haven't read it, charlie. i think there's two things that are needed to keep the financial system from going crazy. one is keeping some limits on leverage and we didn't do a job of that. >> rose: dodd-frank is devoted to that, isn't it? >> yeah, but congress, they couraged huge leverage of nnie and freddie, that's where the money was. the second thing is having the proper incentives for people at the top of important financial institutions. we saw institution after institution go to the government and say we're too important to this society that you can't let us fail. so pour in the money to atever's necessary and i'm going go off and be rich. i'm the guy that screwed it up. i think you've got to have down side, really drastic down side for the people that run financial institutions, big ones, to get into trouble. and we need those incentives and i don't think they've attacked that yet. that can be done through the board of directors. >> rose: too big to fail continues to exist. >> too big to fail always l alway

>> they are far more... >> charlie i.... >> ros bill? hink it's hard, very hard to think about replacing what has been destroyed over the years. i think you have to think about a new kind of manufacturing. i think a lot of people are going to move manufacturing but it will be with ample amounts of capital. robotics is going to work productively with less skilled labor than was required historically. so i think what's going to happen is we're going to create a new element o the manufacturing sector, some aspects of it will be dren by a low dollar but some pects will be driven by all of the problems that ultimately are going rise in china and other places. these are not panaceas, these are not perfect things that are going to grow 10% a year for the rest of eternity. we have to look at the moving picture and less at the snapshot so i'm more optimistic if we can get more domestic opportunities and have the right kind of labor and capital match to those students. >> rose: are there available programs for retraining of workers that work and ca

>> charlie: i just got stabbed with a fork! >> mac: yeah, well whose fault is that, captain america? >> dennis: yeah, way to go! >> charlie: well, it's dee's fault for quitting on me. >> mac: oh, it's dee's fault? >> sweet dee: how is it... maybe it's your fault for being horrible at everything. >> mac: here we go with this again. >> dennis: everybody pass the buck. >> mac: you know what, dennis? we have to admit, it's over, it's done. we got to get all these assholes out of here right now. >> dennis: dee, you get everybody out of the bar. charlie, you... you're a disappointment. come on, let's go get everybody out of the basement. >> mac: god only knows what's going on down there. ( men shouting ) >> ( shouts in vietnamese ) ( spins gun chamber ) ( shouts in vietnamese ) ( gunshot ) ( thudding ) ( men continue shouting ) >> dennis: i'll call the cops. >> mac: frank! >> august 18th, 2011,from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored

>> i think people are troubled, charlie. there's still tremendous -- it' interesting. was with the head of a central bank of an asian country a while ago. he said the united states has strengths unlike any other country owe he was talking about the long tm. you have long-term strengths, and you really can be a major factor in thisistorically transforming gbal economy of the 21st century. i think that's right. but he said, on the other hand, your political system has to have -- these are my words now, not his -- has to to have the will to do what is necessary to get yourse back in the appropriate place in terms of policy. actually his views were on track with my own, to get a sound fiscal policy, do what you said before, to invest in areas that are critical for growth. i would just add to that, we do need a decent social safety net. >> rose: the role of govnment?y. >> ros thank you for coming.chay good to be with you. >> rose: tonight we look atchanh top commander and three service chiefs resigned after clashing with the governor over the arrests of dozen military offic

-i didn't recognize you without all your acne. >> charlie: yeah. ( laughter ) yeah. all right, listen, i need to talk to you about your kid. >> jimmy: why? >> charlie: uh, let's see. because your kid has serious emotional problems. >> jimmy: why? >> charlie: oh, i don't know. maybe because you're not there for him as a father. >> jimmy: why? >> charlie: you're kidding me? >> jimmy: why? >> charlie: let's do it again. >> jimmy: why? >> charlie: 'cause of what you're doing. >> jimmy: why? >> charlie: 'cause what you're doing to me. >> jimmy: why? why? >> august 4, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: so nice to see you. on tonight's show, senator dick durbin from the gang of six, the gang of six. yo yo. you know to, get into the gang of six, they beat you inch i don't know if you knew that. sacksby chambliss just gets up, come on, let's do it. anyway, special day. it's our president's 50th birthday, and i am n

i hope that the game at the end of the season is going to have more zip to it. the game is so fast, charlie, it is mind-boggling to me-- and i played in the league. these men are bigger, taller, stronger, faster, and we tweaked the game, and i don't want to be critical to one of our competitors, but i saw a play the other night on television in baseball where it was obvious the man was out at home plate, and it was -- >> everybody in the world saw that. >> and that-- i don't understand that gli don'. >> rose: i don't, either. >> that's something they can solve. >> rose: it was extra innings of a very long game. >> and i think the league is out front. we're out front on safety. this commissioner has been very emphatic about the hit rules, and he's led that charge. he's led the charge on concussions. but i think back-- we had a player named dan morgan who was one of my favorite players we ever had on our team, and he had concussions and we sent him to pittsburgh way back when he was playing on our team to begin a profile of studying of concussion that went on years ago that we don't seem to g

now, i'm gonna have to go into remission or something, so they don't think i was lying. >> dennis: you were lying! >> charlie: yeah, i lied to you, all right?! look, the girl, she wears a lance armstrong bracelet, okay? so i tell you that i have cancer, right? then, you're gonna tell her, she's gonna feel sorry for me, we're gonna start dating, and then-- that's the way the lie works, man! >> dennis: that's a horrible thing to do! >> charlie: well, i'm a bad guy, then. >> dennis: you are a bad guy. you lied to us. >> charlie: all right, look at this. sometimes you got to crack a few eggs to make an omelet. >> dennis: got to crack a couple of eggs to make an omelet? >> charlie: you got to crack an egg. >> dennis: so you're throwing down life lessons now? >> charlie: i'm throwing down eggs. >> dennis: class is in session, the teacher's teaching class now! >> charlie: i'm cracking eggs of wisdom. >> dennis: is that what you're doing? let me crack one more for you. let me crack an egg and throw it in the omelet. >> charlie: you got an egg? >> dennis: the waitress doesn't even like you. >> charlie: yeah? >> denni

than charlie. >> bill: i hope so.od i hope so. directly ahead why did the qaddafi regime collapse so suddenly, dramatic story about the events in libya. jesse waters travels to martha's vineyard to see how the vacation is going down with the folks there. back in a moment. >> bill: impact segment tonight. the libyan action has been going on since last fullback. the regime pretty much collapsed it was an all of the sudden thing. what happened there. joining us now in from us citizen texas, reba, the director of analysis for stratfor.com. i was surprised. i mean, this has been going on and going on and going on and all of a sudden two days tripoli falls. what's behind that? >> well, we knew from the beginning when this military campaign began in mid martha the gather regime was not going to fall purely by an air campaign. something else had to happen to actually propel this advance ward into the capital. we were watching very carefully as the participating nato countries particularly u.k. and france had a lot of politica

but i do have charlie down. i know how to take care of him. not that way. nothing sexual here.u. but the baby is very exciting. >> jimmy: are your two girls enjoying the baby. are they jealous? >> they have been so amazing. and when i first adopted her, we wanted to keep her private and just have nice private bonding time with her and so, you know, body knew about her and when anyone would come to the house, the girls would scream, "hide the baby!" and they would return with her bassinette down the hall. >> jimmy: like their father, they're hiding women. >> exactly. it starts early in the sheen family. >> jimmy: : guess so. you dated a lot of famous guys and you talk about some of that stuff in the book. if tiger woods asked you on a date, would you go on a date with tiger woods? >> ah, let me think about that. no. >> jimmy: no? what if he just wanted you to move into a compound with a porn family? >> only if there's prostitutes and porn stars, sure. >> jimmy: i think he can make that happen, probably. this is the book. it's called "the real girl next door." it's available now.