what about you and charlie ketchum? charlie. you know, i can still remember how gone i was on him. ooh, tall, slim, smooth. ooh, and when he danced, boy, could he dip! i found this heavy new mouthwash. it's called "control tower." one gargle, and all the girls are circling around waiting for landing instructions. who's he going out with tonight? some girl named gloria. last night it was sharla. two nights before that, it was linda. and the night before that, it was barbara. play two nights, rest one night. he may be a wild tiger now, but someday that one girl is gonna hook him and -- zap -- one skinny, tame house cat. amen. well, good lord, what is this? what? "sexual behavior in the ghetto"? well, how did this trash get into my house? i don't know, but let's sit down and read it. it's a lot of typewritten pages. it looks like the kind of dirty trash that kids pass around between each other. let me see. uh-huh. pretty heavy stuff. ooh-whee! now, here's something that's interesting. i'm not interested. it says, "the male --" let me see that. i'll make him sorry he brought garbage li