you say you are charlie manson?an see a strange resemblance and i thought maybe -- >> i'm sorry. >> have to make sure i get home to bed. >> i will not apologize to that guy in prison but i will to you. >> i accuse the academy of motion arts and pictures -- the academy of motion picture arts and sciences of being pententious toward "broke back mountain." i think that was real as opposed to a racial element. however if you and david oyoyoowello were to do a remake of "broke back mountain" that would be hot. don't be too blown away by this. >> it gets you to a best western. >> it gets me to a best western. there is black but no white. >> that's true. >> i think they are great. >> joanne, you're single. have you thought about perhaps marying manson for the book deal? >> who do you think paid off this woman to get cold feet? i think he really wanted to provide for her. he realized he couldn't so he had to let her go. it wouldn't be fair. >> that's so romantic. >> i though. my cold heart is melting. >> what do you make of

you said it was about charlie manson. you never tell me when you do those.n i can see past the baseball caps turning sideways and the pants falling down and i see you on the screen. you don't tell me. i don't know. you said you're with charlie manson? you have a sort of strange resemblance. i thought maybe. all right, man. im. you got to make sure i get home and get to bed. i'll take it back. i apologize. >> i'm not going to apologize to hip. >> you know the problem is. i will accuse the academy of motion arts and pictures -- the academy of motion picture arts and sciences of being con contentious towards ""brokeback mountain" and i feel that was very real. however, i think if you and david oyelowo were to do a remake of "brokeback mountain," that would be hot. and here's the latest academy card. don't be too blown away by this. there's black, but there's no white. it's true. anyway. let's get off this subject. >> no. i think those are great. >> so what? joanne, you're single. have you thought about perhaps marrying manson for the inevitable book deal? >> ye

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i'm charlie manson. wow, the love generation plays rough.rk television in aquarius, coming soon to nbc ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night," everybody. our first guest tonight is an emmy nominated, golden globe winning actor who you know from massively popular shows like "the x-files" and "californication." he's written his first novel, "holy cow," which is in stores now. please welcome david duchovny. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: so, congratulations. >> how are ya? saying hi to fred. >> fred: hi. >> seth: he's always good. he goes crazy. he's so upset when people don't, and then i hear it. >> hi, fred. >> fred: hi. [ laughter ] >> seth: so, congratulations on writing a book. >> thank you so much. thanks. >> seth: you -- this is the main character in this book is a cow. you wrote from the perspective of a cow. >> you're right, yeah. i did, yeah. >> seth: what gave you an idea to write a story about a cow? >> well, i was driving in l.a. years ago, and i thought, you know, if i were a cow -- [ laughter ] that's

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differences planning to rent a cottage on cape cod this summer. >> true. >> greg, manson is a complete saying he can't say the charliet ask for it. hitch hypocrite, saying it. made his mark ripping up bibles on the stage. none of that means he is wrong about you being a rais iscist. >> prove with examples. he doesn't make logical sense. >> i agree. i am trying to compile a book of my moments. i would gladly welcome his help or yours for that matter. sure you are busy working on your bank account. >> ha-ha. >> anthony. you have never been called a racist. can you even understand what is going on here? >> i don't know. i don't see skullcolor. >> marilyn manson. doesn't have color. him coming out and saying that about greg. i can't get over the look. i can't. there is something to be said about getting a look when you are a younger guy and keeping it well into -- you know, alice cooper. look at him. wearing golf clothes. yeah, a hard back. yeah, and, he is still looking look that. he really looks like -- chemo howard stern a little. he has got a -- ugly boy george. >> kevin. >> my turn. >> yeah. >> one of the things man

obviously manson is an i had -- idiot saying the "charlie hebdo" people didn't ask for it.e made his mark ripping bibles on the stage. none of it means he is wrong about you being a racist. >> if he is going to prove it, prove it with examples. >> it does -- it doesn't make logical sense. >> i am trying to compile a book of my racist moments and i would welcome his help or yours for ma matter. i'm sure you are busy working on your bank account. >> anthony, you have never been called a racist. can you understand what is going on? >> i don't know. i don't see color. >> marilyn man son doesn't have color. >> he doesn't have any color. this is bizarre him so so coming out and saying that about greg. there is something to be said about getting a look when your younger guy and keeping it -- alex cooper he is wearing golf clothes. and he is still looking like that. he really looks likechemo howard stern agents. >> he is an ugly boy george. >> boy george is gorgeous. >> kevin. >> yeah, my turn. >> what are the things man son did -- he referenced his friend johnny depp. that's the h

manson. >> steve: hey, how's it going? >> jimmy: you wouldn't believe what happened. >> steve: what happened? >> jimmy: charlie prison. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you know my son charlie? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: has the swastika tattoo in the middle of the eye. >> steve: oh yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] not the one that became a a doctor, the one with the swastika, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. he's illegally married. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: i know. >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: yes! >> steve: i am so -- you know what, i cannot think of him in the same way, and i doubt your skills as a parent. >> jimmy: hey! [ cheers and applause ] [ mimics telephone ringing ] >> steve: hello. >> jimmy: what? why do you always answer your phone with a deeper voice? [ laughter ] >> steve: do you want some crack with that? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: no. hang up the phone. crack with that. finally, guys during a q&a over twitter yesterday kim kardashian said that she wishes that she could take a a selfie with jesus or marilyn monroe. even jesus was like, "jesus." [ laughter ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots. [ cheers