a legal victory for charlie sheen. tmz director harvey life sin in l.a. this is about the incident in october about the new york hotel. what is the latest? harvey, you can hear us? >> harvey. hello. >> hold o i think i hear you, sorry about that. yeah, i can hear you. tell us about charlie. >> i apology -- . >> no problem. talking about charlie sheen and the incident in october. the latest thing to happen. give us the update here. >> how long were we sitting here? >> about five minutes, we were watching you. it was fun. no, i'm just kidding. >> okay. >> and you -- he's not going to be charged. the whole plaza hotel incident when he went crazy with that girl in the hotel, he will not be charged, there is no evidence of wrong doing and not official yet. we got this from law enforcement sources in the u.s. charlie sheen again. >> and what about the hollywood couple calling it quits, who are they and what is going on? >> and i apologize, laura, this is coming in and out. i know you're talking about scar let johansson? >> yes. >> we broke the story earlier tod

with more on these stories and a brawl at a wedding. >> but let's start with charlie sheen. i'm still stuck on the fact that he's tv's highest paid actor. but that's not the story. >> it's amazing he gets $2 million a week. >> unbelievable. so let's talk about his early christmas gift. >> so basically they will not be prosecuting him for that whole crazy fiasco that happened at the plaza hotel with him running around naked and the porn star in the bathroom. she was really pushing to get him in trouble for all of this whole thing. she went to the authorities and said, look, there was an assault, battery, there was false imprisonment, you need to charge him and the cops said we don't see evidence of any of that so we will not prosecute him so all charges have been dropped. so that is like the first positive story with charlie sheen in quite sometime. >> sure it was just a misunderstanding. dax, tell us about the sexiest couple, too sexy for each other. >> this one shocked me. but ryan reynolds and scarlet johansson are filing for divorce. they have been separated for quite som

. >> there you go, charlie sheen also had some trouble this is year. >> he sure enjoyed new york city >> yes, he did. >> but in typical charlie sheen teflon fashion, he shook it right off. >> kate coin, as always, thanks as always for sharing some of the issue with us. >>> she is thethe -- will i am here. >>> this season, make christmas poppers. use thicker paper for the cylinders and then fill them with snickers, twix, three muskateers and milky way. to learn how to create a sweet memory with chocolate this holiday season, please visit us at today show celebrates.todayshow.com. for up to a year! juvÉderm® xc is the gel filler your doctor uses to instantly smooth out lines right here. temporary side effects include redness, pain, firmness, swelling, bumps, or risk of infection. ask your doctor about juvÉderm® xc. have you tried honey bunches of oats with real strawberries? wow. it's seriously strawberry. they're everywhere. it's in the bunches, on the flakes, even real strawberries in the mix. can i have some more? honey bunches of oats with real strawberries. it's delicious. nobody d

that's right, charlie sheen is gonna play a zombie. be the first time in his life that he's attracted to someone for their brains. [ laughter ] that'll be such a stretch. this is kind of weird. there's a medical marijuana store in california that apparently makes home deliveries. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, i think that's called a dealer. i mean, i could be wrong. that exists, right? that's right, a medical marijuana store that delivers to your house. they have a pretty good deal for stoners. if they don't get there in 30 minutes, you completely forget what you were waiting for in the first place. so, it's a good -- [ laughter ] -- pretty good deal. [ applause ] [ applause ] oh, this is a weird story. i don't know what to make of this story. this week, a man in australia married his 5-year-old labrador. that's just wrong, yeah. i mean, you can't make a big decision like that when you're only 5 years old, right? [ light laughter ] -- a man married his dog. i mean, they -- then they drove away in a car with a sign on the back that said

it has to go kim jong-il, mel gibson's answering machine islamic extremists and charlie sheen's liquoru just want to say, go for the last 700 people to put up with your douchry. >> one was a cartoonist and the other printed the cartoons. >> that is a good point. that has been one of the primary angles out of this story, sweden trying to distance themselves. it is much better if it is evening land's fault and not sweden's fault. >> the wife didn't know. >> the wife is always the last to know. >> what would piss you off more? finding out your husband was having an affair or in jihad? >> finding out i was married and didn't know it. the affair would be a personal thing. see that has nothing to do with me. >> bill, let's face it they follow a distinct pattern and they get an ipad. then they make extremist statements and the mosque say, yeah, we saw him making extremist statements and he ran out, but then they didn't report it. >> the other thing i can add to this list is if they talk with a high, feminine voice watch them. one of the things was probably girl that is not very strong. the wi

i'll just be happy to see something get lit in new york, other than charlie sheen, so it's gonna be really exciting. [ laughter ] you guys, we have a great show. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] that is def leppard guitarist phil collen right there, sitting in with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] phil, thank you for being here, buddy, and hanging out with us. appreciate it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we have a great, fantastic finish to the week tonight. my pal, the always hilarious, tracy morgan is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] so good. that's hot. one of the all-time great talk show hosts, my man dick cavett is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] he's got this new book out called "talk show." look at this. you got a blurb from woody allen and then a blurb from jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. i'm a blurbist. my first blurb. love dick cavett, man, he's great. fantastic. so psyched to see that guy. and a little band, the kings of leon are here. i don't know ever -- [ cheers and applause

get this, martin sheen, the father of charlie sheen, is reportedly having a family intervention, getis, in ireland. [ laughter ] i'm sorry, they're sending an alcoholic to ireland? [ laughter ] that's like sending lindsay lohan to bogota, colombia. what are you doing?! [ applause ] ireland? i'm pretty sure an intervention in ireland is where your loved ones all confront you and say "you don't drink enough." [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: sounding good. sounding great. that's bilal, sitting in with the roots tonight, hey! his first album in nine years, "air tight revenge" came out recently. he's a long time friend and collaborator of the roots. thank you so much for being here, buddy, i appreciate it. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a great voice. we've got a fun show tonight. from the new film "due date," one of the funniest people in the universe is here, zach galifianakis is here! [ cheers and applause ] oh, i love this guy. the academy award winning director, danny boyle is join

people who helped me put it together every day, snooki, sarah palin, tiger woods -- [ laughter ] charlie sheenhu jintao. [ cheers and applause ] i'm not sure what to make of this, you guys. scientists in japan have produced a genetically engineered mouse that can chirp like a bird. yeah. combination of mouse and bird. cats haven't been this excited since a man dangled a string. [ laughter ] this isn't good, you guys. there's some controversy over foot fetish videos online, featuring the wife of jets coach rex ryan. yeah, it's weird. it's weird. when i first read about rex ryan's foot fetish, i just thought they misspelled "food." [ laughter ] oh -- foot fetish. this is weird. a new study found that reindeer eat hallucinogenic mushrooms to escape boredom during the winter. [ light laughter ] i guess that explains the most popular reindeer game, "look at the cloud." [ laughter ] [ as rudolph ] "she thinks i'm cute! she knows my name! she's in my brain!" [ light laughter ] and finally, i heard that teen pregnancy in the u.s. hit an all time low last year. well, sure but only because bristol was d

that's why my mother said never build your stadium roof out of plastic wrap. [ laughter ] confused charlie sheenteered to clean it all up. the game had to be moved to detroit tonight. which neither of the teams are from detroit. brett favre did not play quarterback. his consecutive start streak ends. he actually had a close call. brett favre lakes to get to practice early. had his fly before open that avalanche could have easily landed on his penis. christmas is like what, 10, 11 days away? it's getting down to the wire. as a service to you, we've combed through craigslist. the online website. they have used items. we found some. and we invited the folks selling them to come showcase those items here on the show. and they're here with us now. in fact, let's meet our first seller. her name is corin wright. hello, how are you? i want to be clear, you actually placed an ad on craigslist. >> i did. >> jimmy: we found that ad. tell us about your item. >> it is a signed and dated letter from lyle menendez from state prison. >> jimmy: of the infamed menendez brothers. >> correct. >> jimmy: why did you

a confused charlie sheen volunteered to clean it all up.he game had to be moved to detroit tonight. which neither of the teams are from detroit. brett favre did not play quarterback. his consecutive game streak ends now at 297. that was the second-longest streak of all-time. he actually had a close call. brett favre lakes to get to practice early. had his fly been open, that avalanche could have easily landed on his penis. so -- [ laughter ] christmas is like what, 10, 11 days away? as far as shopping goes, you know, you still have a little bit of time, but it's getting down to the wire. so, as a service to you, the viewer, we've combed through craigslist, you know, the online website. they have used items. we found some. and we invited the folks selling them to come showcase those items here on the show. and they're here with us now. in fact, let's meet our first seller. her name is corin wright. hello, how are you? now, you, i just want to be clear, you actually placed an ad on craigslist. >> i did. >> jimmy: we found that ad. tell us abo

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if you want to see his list ♪ ♪ just go to wikileaks on the list of who's been mean number one charlie sheenpolka >> what would you like for christmas. >> xbox 360. >> i want -- >> a barbie. >> what would you like for christmas? >> little tax collectors. ♪ the children are asleep upstairs quiet as a mouse ♪ ♪ i hope once he leaves they'll help us heat the house the local news track santa's sleigh like that's not tooically say ♪ ♪ that's the christmas polka. a tsa will keep us safe from bad guys this disguise hoping they're not going near his junk. ♪ lose the animosity and do the christmas >>> late debate. house lawmakers and the tax cut deal and whether americans can expect a break. >>> security failures. airport screeners who missed a handgun. >> that should be troubling news, indeed. >> after an all-new terror threat. >>> i'm playing dress up in the closets of "one life to live." stick around. you'll see my acting debut and get an all access pass to the show. it's friday, december 17th. >>> we have a big star in our midst this morning. you a your acting debut. >> i had four lines and i cou

if you want to see his list ♪ ♪ just go to wikileaks on the list of who's been mean number one charlie sheens? >> xbox 360. >> pizza bella. >> a barbie. >> what would you like for christmas? >> a little tax collector. ♪ the children are asleep upstairs quiet as a mouse ♪ ♪ i hope santa leaves lumps of coal to help us heat the house ♪ ♪ the local news track santa's sleigh like that's not to cliche to say ♪ ♪ that's the christmas polka. the tsa will keep us safe from bad guys, here's hoping they're not groping santa's junk as he

you want to see his list just go to wikileaks ♪ ♪ on the list of who's been mean, number one ♪ charlie sheenp there quiet as a mouse ♪ ♪ i hope santa leaves lumps of coal to help us heat the house ♪ ♪ the local news tracks santa's place lake that's not too cliche ♪ ♪ that's the christmas polka ♪ the tsa will keep us safe from bad guys in the sky ♪ ♪ here's hoping they're not groping santa's junk as he flies by ♪ ♪ democrats and gop, lose the animosity ♪ ♪ and do the christmas polka merry christmas! >>> christmas crush. the travel rush by air and by car. and the higher price you'll pay. >>> christmas cash. the changing mood of holiday shoppers. >> it's clearly a different mood than what we saw last year. >> what's driving this retail rebound? >>> and, christmas cinema. from a national lampoon spoof, to a memorable romantic comedy. holiday favorites in "insomniac theater." it's friday, december 24th. >> from abc news, this is "world news now." >> the most iconic christmas movie ever. >> yours or mine? >> both are very, very quality samples this morning. should be fun. people are maybe watching

and " a heat wave with global warming, this is a tribute to michael jackson, 10 characters, >> charlie sheenright up to date. and it all is that the club is thicker to bigger than life and i've never-and i've never been there were people are laughing, roaring. and how great. club fugazi and the google beach blanket babylon and i will tell you about the best movie of the year and not to mess. and also, the sonoma mission inn. and a something not to miss >> marty! >> thank jan wahl. and we are getting word that richard holbrooke, the special assignment is in critical condition at all of washington d.c. hospital. surgery to repair a torn apart a ordea your ---aoerita i >> we are back on kron 4 news this weekend. a live look at minneapolis, minnesota. the snowfall continues with much of the midwest continuing with this cold, snowy weather over the large part of the country. they are going to be digging out through monday. and through the bay area, the layer of fog over the building in san francisco. and we are dealing with dense fog in some areas of the bay. this morning. jacqueline has the fore

. >>> it's not quite clear if charlie sheen is off the hook for a bizarre incident that happened backber. remember this? some media reports are indicating that the nypd does not plan to charge sheen here, file charges against him. you'll remember he was accused of a wild rampage by an adult film actress and had top hospitalized. but according to a new york post report, the district attorney's office has not said case closed just yet nooch. next, a different story for the biebs. he will not be facing charges. bieber was accused of punching another teenager at a laser park. in this case, the case is now closed. >>> next -- ♪ sweet caroline >> we all sing allowed. i know you know the song and the man. now neil diamond is going to the rock and roll hall of fame. the rest of the 2011 inductees include alice cooper band, darlene love and tom weight. this will happen in march. >>> so who was the man who took all of these hostages at a school board meeting in florida? breaking news this time yesterday, here are pictures from inside. he pulled out this gun, lectured the board, opened fire. the

from rock and roll artists to rock and roll lifestyle, it seems actor charlie sheen is not quite clearemember that. he hit headlines back in october when cops were called to his suite at manhattan's oober luxurious manhattan hotel with claims by a woman that she assaulted her. a spokesman for nypd, they're still investigating this case. >>> finally, so sad. a surprising celebrity split to tell you about. have you heard about this? >> i'm so sad. i was really pulling for these two. >> yeah. actor ryan reynolds. look at that beautiful couple. they're parting ways. johannesen. she was recently named gq's woman of the year and he was named sex yant maniest man aliv. listen to this. after long and careful on both of our parts, it's with love and kindness we leave it. while kindness isn't expected, we certainly appreciate it. >> who does that. >> can you imagine waking up he looking and her, she looking a h him. it's blissful. the distance. >> they are working folks. >> i have a feeling these very attractive people will not be single for long. they break up, on to the next. >> kareen, good t