in an abc news exclusive, bree olson, one of charlie sheen's so-called goddesses, talks about why she left him and what life in charlie's mansion was really like. >> it was like you could cut the air with a knife. >>> jaws. after two shark attacks on the east coast in the last month alone. we go underwater with scientists seeking to understand these fearsome creatures. nick watt gets up close, maybe too close, to the great white. >>> and, spaced out. as the final space shuttle flight glides into history. >> main gear touchdown. >> we look to the sky to see how far we've come and how far we have to go. >> announcer: from the global resources of abc news, with terry moran, cynthia mcfadden and bill weir in new york city, this is "nightline," july 21st, 2011. >> good evening, i'm b bl weir. through countless interviews, a web cast and national tour, charlie sheen seemed to provide most of the western world with a front row seat to his epic meltdown this spring. but that was his version. tonight, we hear from a woman who was really in the room. a farm girl and pre-med student turned porn

but first, what's next for charlie sheen? my guess is a cigarette, followed by a lame comment about winning. it never ends. >> lno more discrete, even though he didn't tweet. to catch a predator's host pulled an almost weiner, emailing sexy photos of himself to his sultry mistress. he is terrified they will end up on the internet. there he is. >> ooh! they're horrible. they were taken after he met this reporter and later had sex with her. yeah, sex. like a crazed sex maniac. the one of the images has him in front of a hotel room wearing only a white bath robe that is completely open, showing off his entire chest... [sound effects]. >> i'd buy that. >> exactly. hey, john -- it's not like chris hanson hurt bad people. but why is this somewhat satisfy ?ismght because right now, thousands of convicted pedophiles are laughing because they need to. >> no, i don't think so. >> i know. but just a little bit of time. >> by the way -- can we point out one thing, jill? we have to couch this. this is the national enquirer. >> yeah. >> so

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640 gig hard drive for $599.99 at dell.com. . >>> now to a glimpse inside the turbulent world of charlie sheenesses bree olson is speaking out about her time living there with sheen and what really happened inside that mansion and abc's dan harris sat down with olson. >> good morning to you. her name is rachel oberlin by birth. changed her name to bree olson. became a porn star then became one of charlie sheen's goddesses and now she says the behind-the-scenes reality was quite different than what they presented publicly at the time. when we first met her, she was part of the trio at the heart of charlie sheen's bizarre world "ozzy and harriet." >> these are the women that completed the three parts of my heart. >> bree olson was one of sheen's so-called goddess as longside natalie kenly, a one-time marijuana model. >> natty and charlie have their own special connection and natty and i have our own relationship. >> even though they portrayed it as close-knit and kinky. was it a tense environment. >> at times. >> between the two of you, the women, not you and charlie. >> it was like you could cu

that and more at 5:00. >>> charlie sheen going to get his replacement on "two and a half men" a littleompetition. comedy central a show called roast and sheen volunteered to be the subject of a roast the same night ashton kutcher replaces charlie sheen on "two and a half men." sheen was fired this year. >> comedy central says nothing is off limits. >> caption colorado, llc comments@captioncolorado.com ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

charlie sheen is back in the news.arently the producers of "two and a half men," his former show, are planning to explain his sudden disappearance from the program by killing off his character. they're going to kill. so, now, it's a race against time to see who can kill charlie sheen first. "two and a half men" or charlie first. they're aware he's a war lock, right,t,nd that death only makes him more powerful? that should be a fun thing for the cbs promo department. monday on an all-new "two and a half men," your favorite character dies and is replaced by the guy from "punkd." i remember when coach died on "cheers." it was upsetting. so, we went out on the street today and asked who would be most affected by this, kids, and found out how they think charlie sheen should die. and here's what they said. >> they should hit charlie sheen with a punch of barbie dolls until he's dead. >> they should whip him like in "indiana jones" and stick him in a fire ant pit and the ants would just eat him and burn his face. >> i would p

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she will talk about her memoir including her marriage to charlie sheen and what was going through her mind as that whole tiger blood winning thing was playing out earlier this year. >>> let's begin with that shark attack victim in north carolina and how she's doing now. we're going to talk to her and her parents in just a moment, but first, nbc is in greenville, north carolina, with the latest this morning. lillia, good morning. >> good morning to you, ann.

coming up, charlie sheen headed to anger management.ught the target sex scandal was over? not so much. that's next on "the five." @@ i got an egg a candy necklace an orange a band-aid a stamp helium i got a mustache [pop] lipstick ♪ >> kimberly: welcome back to "the five" in the legal roundup today we have a particularly disturbing case to talk about. a registered sex offender that was granted soul custody of his 3-year-old daughter. you ask how could something like this happen? we'll give you the background. a florida judge awarded custody to a registered sex offender. this is a lifetime registration commitment. he was convicted of having sex with the child's mother when she was just 14 years of age and he was 38 years old at the time. the child was living with the grand mother. the mother died in a car accident after the little girl was one month old. the grand mother had custody. now the father is coming back to challenge it. the interesting thing, greg, we talked about it earlier, this father filed for divorce from the mother becaus

. >> you and charlie sheen go back a long way. when you were at your peak, apparently, who could out-party the other? >> charlie is a private partier. at least from what i can tell, he holes up in his cave. that's the impression i get. i can't imagine anybody doing more drugs than i did and living, and you know, especially with cocaine. and your resistance to these drugs. >> there's recreational drug taking and there's addiction. at your worst, what are we talking in terms of consumption? >> of about a half ounce a day of cocaine. >> really? >> it's crazy. and i'm so grateful to be alive. and i don't know why i am. >> did you remember how that made you feel? >> i will tell you this. the first time i tried cocaine, it made me feel great. it was in probably 1984. and then every time after that i tried to get that feeling of the first time, and i was chasing it, and at the end, in 1989, every time i did cocaine, i felt paranoid, depressed, and i -- i lied to myself and said i'll get back to that place you were a few years ago, but it

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." >>> and denise richards talks about her failed marriage to charlie sheen, and jesse james calls off get the scoop from the pop culture columnist courtney hazlett, and start with m.j. and the family with some kn census? >> well, there is some drama involved here with the jackson family. they announced they would do a tribute concert for michael jackson to be held in october in wales and they did it via press conferences, and they don't do anything quiet that family. and at the press conference was catherine, and martin and tito and la toya and janet, and two of the brothers are saying they can't support this concert because the details of which i might add are vague. they can support a press conference until the cows come home, but the details are vague and not clear and talk of a jackson 5 reunion of course without michael, but a talk of a reunion is not going happen based on this statement from jermaine and randy. they say there is a time and place for an amazing and deserving tribute to michael, but the most important tribute to our brother at this time is to seek justice in his n

. >> coming up next, charlie sheen gets ready for a new tv gig. >> i am on the national mall where these cabdriver's say police are harassing them trying to drive them out of business. >> tonight a house is in shambles a family recovering, and a woman charged with drinking and dri [ male announcer ] we are americans. we know right from wrong. and we know the ads blaming president obama for the economy are politics at its worst. the e republicans haveve opposed economic reforms at every turn. and now they have a plan that would essentially end medicare for future retirees... slash education... while giving huge tax breaks to big oil and the wealthy. we can't rebuild america if they tear down the middle class. priorities usa action is responsible for the content of this advertising. i'm carla, and this is my cvs. we look out for patients by offering care 1 on 1. we help them save money with generic prescriptions. we talk to them about prescription safety and -- help them save money plus we discuss possible side effects and -- help them save money! we help them save money. get care 1 on 1 a

you know he would love to see charlie sheen go off a cliff. but they also said they would kill him off so there was no way he could ever come back on because nobody has ever died on a tv show and come back. >> that's right. was that "dallas"? >> it was all a dream. that's right. he could come back as a ghost. >> but there will be the floating crack pipe you can see all the time. and you can't experience death after death. he is already dead. and thirdly, kill him at the beginning of every episode and ashton kutcher at the end. and have a festival where everybody dies off in the cast. >> bill, you have every episode on tape on vhs. will you keep up with your fetish when the show is gone? >> the show is my "mash." if they want to save some money, put a spy cam in his room and wait a week. that's how you do it. >> i don't know. do you think ashton can fill charlie's meth-riddled shoes? >> wow. >> he really is a hell of an actor. >> it is going to be really challenging jng. -- i think. i see emmy. >> that was an amazing nonanswer. you know what is

. >> and charlie sheen about to get to the comedy central treatment,. >>> and we heard people trying to smuggle things in prison. the woman in mexico trying to smuggle something out, her husband. the prison guards say the woman seemed nervous as she tried to wheel a suitcase out of the facility after the conjugal visit. and they ended up finding him in a suitcase curled up like a baby. >> can with the clock ticking down until the united states reaches its debt limit, president obama is calling top republicans and democrats to the white house on thursday. the president announced the meeting a little over an hour ago and there is some big gaps on both sides to overcome. >> reporter: in a surprise appearance tuesday afternoon at the white house, president obama said he would personally take over the negotiations of raising the debt ceiling as time begins to run out j. we need to come together the next two weeks to reach a deal that reduces the deficit and upholds the faith and credit of the united states government. >> reporter: the u.s. reached the $14.3 trillion debt limit in may. the

but there's some sort of controversy, first of all, charlie sheen is at the bottom of the barrel as youe, brooke mueller, she accused him of attacking her on christmas day. he served time for a domestic assault with her. if she make any jokes about her she will sue. i think everyone in charlie sheen's orbit is uncomfortable making jokes about undisturbing, dark situations surrounding him. >> about addiction and all of that, these things are usually pretty raunchy, and i have to say, they're fun, they're not for kids. it's not even nc-17, it's rated x in my opinion. how are they going to get around that? i guess comedians can write around anything. there are issues that he needs to pay attention to and that aren't necessarily funny. >> i imagine that they're just going to go for it, and they're going to let this hang out. charlie's kind of been letting hang out already, doing his violent torpedo of truth tour. people haven't liked that much, it's been hit or miss. whether having other comedians on the stage is going to pull it together. they're doing this on the same night that the new "

that's what i don't like about this charlie sheen. i also think he should probably. libertarian when it comes to drugs and stuff like that. at the moment i got him ahead of gadhafi in the dead pool. he really needs to watch out because he could wind up in a body bag. >> are you still attending the playboy mansion on a regular basis? >> first of all. >> is it true you honestly believe you only go there for the food. >> if i said that, it was a joke. first of all, i never ever went to the playboy mansion more than a few times a year. i went when they had parties. they used to have parties- >> i went to the "midsummernight's dream" once, unbelievable, back to other times. >> yes. i've never been in this grotto. doesn't that say something for me? >> i have. >> you went in the grotto? >> i went in the grotto. >> i wouldn't go in there on a bet. there must have been diseases in there- >> in every cave. >> they had a party on new year's eve. i went to hef's birthday in april. "midsummernight's dream," halloween. they make it sound like i lived there. i didn't go to the play

that's what i don't like about this charlie sheen.hink that he should probably, and i'm not -- i'm a libertarian when it comes to drugs and stuff like that, but at the moment i got him ahead of gadhafi in the dead pool. he really needs to watch out. he could wind up in a body bag. >> do you still attend the playboy mansion on a regular basis? and is it true that you honestly believe you only go there for the food? >> i said that, it was a joke. first of all, i never, ever, went to the playboy mansion more than a few times a year. i went when they had parties. everything hef does is like beautiful. >> i want to one -- >> yes, and no. i've never been no nigrotta, doesn't -- i wouldn't get in there on a bet. >> it was fascinating. >> there must have been diseases in there from columbus. >> are you kidding? but i went when they had a party new year's eve. very often i went. i went hef's birthday in april. mid summer night's dream and halloween halloween. they make it sound like i lived there. bill cosby is there more than i am. they need

. >>> well, it looks like charlie sheen is trying to steal the spotlight on the night his sitcom returns without him. >> sandra hughes has that and more in this look at entertainment. >> reporter: fired two and a half men star charlie sheen will be roasted on comedy central and the episode will air on the very same night his old show returns to tv. the new two and a half men with ashton kutcher will air september 19th at 9:00 on cbs. at 10:00, the folks will be on charlie on comedy central. coincidence? >>> hip-hop mogul jay-z says his new restaurant in london will be the hottest place in town. j-z and ashley cole will provide jobs in the joint venture for kids who dropped out of school and are jobless. the pair has pledged to donate some profit to charity. >>> the man who's has been stalking paris hilton won't give up. he was ordered to stay away from her. on the 4th of july, he was standing on the beach outside her house. someone recognized james rainford and called the police. >>> a movie is being made for derek jeter's quest for 3,000 hits. they'll make the film about the new york ya

charlie sheen. richards and sheen went on to have two children.s finally resolved in 2006. this year sheen's erratic behavior shind a new spotlight on their relationship. >> defeat is not an option. picked a fight with a warlock. >> denise, have you spoken to charlie? >> for now, richards says she and her ex-husband is in a good place and she's ready to move forward. denise richards has now written a new memoir called "the real girl next door." welcome back. congratulations not only on the book but a new baby you just adopted. >> thank you. >> how old? >> she's 6 weeks, 7 weeks. >> and you've got two other daughters. how are they adjusting? >> they are so excited and feel so blessed and they love feeding her and changing her. we're very happy. >> hopefully they'll stay like that. that will be good to do that for a long time. this book, tell me about the timing of this, because as we just mentioned, the last year has been crazy. your family has been in the headlines because your family has been in the headlines. were you in the midst of writing it

charlie sheen has confirmed his tv comeback.he former "two and a half men" star will return in a new comedy called, wait for it, "anger management." it's loosely based on a jack nicholson movie of the same name. sheen has an ownership stake in the show. but has yet to find a network to buy it. he says he knows it might be a quote, stretch, for him to play a character with serious issues. betty, i don't know. i don't think he's going to have to flex his acting muscles too much there. >> i think there's some real-life experience in that area. >> just a tad. >> ashley morrison live here in new york. thank you. >>> superstar justin bieber made one bride and groom in california very happy by crashing their wedding reception. bieber took photographs with the couple friday night. he was hanging out in malibu, according to tmz, and heard one of his songs on a karaoke machine and then decided, well, to check it out. >>> straight ahead, your tuesday morning weather. and in sports, a slugfest in baltimore as the orioles put up football-lik

we begin with denise richards, charlie sheen's ex-wife, now a single mom. i talked to denise about dealing with divorce, addiction, and the madness surrounding her ex. she's the ex-wife of one of hollywood's biggest train wrecks. in the annals of celebrity motherhood, denise richards might have the toughest job of all. shielding her kids from their father's drama. >> my first thing is to protect them. once they're protected and all the other stuff, that's all that matters to me. >> reporter: is there a way that you can quarantine your daughters from any of the substance abuse? >> they're not around any of that. >> reporter: they aren't? >> no, god no. >> reporter: how do you ensure that -- >> i ensure that. if that's what's going on, we'll see you next week. >> reporter: he's actually forced her to talk with her kids about addiction. >> it was a conversation i thought i would have years from now and unfortunately i had to have it a little earlier than i thought. i was lying so much to them and making excuses and i just had to explain, this is what's been go

. >>> coming up, porn star bree olson says she split with charlie sheen because he couldn't keep up with her sexually. tiger blood, my ass. you are watching "red eye" so stick around. >>> are the right brain hue -- humility strained? a new study of 1400 college students finds creative types have different traits. but the ability to play with others ain't any of them humbleness had a negative affect on creativity. quote, we are not claiming all people are unsuffer blee arrogant, but people with a lot of accomplishments were less humble and modest. whatever. i don't know why i was quoting somebody who was jealous of my talent. >> i wish i could dance like the dancing pour could you pine. >> so you are creative and you are a jerk. >> it is hard to argue with this study. >> there are exceptions to the rule. but i have noticed that joe derosa is humble. but the creative people are better than the slobs. do you think that kid that blued -- that glue etd macaroni is doing okay? >> doesn't it depend on how you glued the macaroni? >> they ended up on the football team and they are still at the lo

winning. >> the top story in hollywood is charlie sheen's return to the sitcom world. tapped to play the lead in "anger management", the show will be directed by joe roth who worked women w.him on "major league". it's not known what network will pick up the show. lamar odom tweeting his condolences over the death of a 15-year-old boy reportedly struck and killed in a traffic accident in new york involving a car odom was a passenger in. lamar and his wife were in new york for odom's cousin funeral. he tweeted my thoughts and prayers were the young boy's family. and in other entertainment news, it's diva versus diva. bette midler took to twitter over a scene-stealing performance, tweeting i'm not sure lady gaga knows i've performed my mermaid in a wheelchair for millions. she performed a version at sydney's town hall. imitation is the sincerist form of flatry. lady gaga opens up to howard stern. visit otrc.com to see the video. >> still to come, at and t needs to install hundreds of big boxes to change the kind of service it offers in san francisco. but impassioned reside

. >> charlie sheen has agreed to take part in comedy central's next celebrity roast. ironically, it will be on the same night as ashton kutcher appears in charlie sheen's place on "two and a half men." >>> "harry potter and the deadly hallows" part 2 trailer was released today. >> it's intense, folks. >> protect us. >> i have to go back. >> it's a suicide mission. >> the boy who knew. come to die. >> it's the final film for the harry potter series, which premieres this thursday in lon done. the movie arrives in theaters july 15th. >> he was downsized. i'm here to make sure that never happens begin. >> you ready to go to work? >> despite the starpower of tom hanks and julia roberts, their new movie turned out to be a holiday weekend disappointment. it debuted in fourth place. hanks plays a middle aged guy who loses his job and enroles in community college. proving that aging actors draw raging fans, 71% of the folks who went to see larry crown were over 50. >>> tiger woods missed the u.s. open, his own attorney amt the at&t national, and today he announced he's skippin

. >>> cbs says that nothing is off limbs -- off limits for "two and a half men" for charlie sheen's replacement>>> with a wave of our "harry potter" wand, our tour guide leads wizards to the station. the goal is to con neck film clips and learn about potter's past. organizers say that the tours are popular. this family is critting from c -- this family is visiting from colorado. >> how much are you spending would you say, on "harry potter." >> well, i guess $400. i guess you could say a percentage of the tickets. >> well, we all get the books. we can't wait for them. we even have them on itunes, the sound track. >> i've lost track. >> you wish it was $400. >> yeah. >> well, fans like all things "harry potter." it's a lure of a place where good prevails. >>> ripkin's home run in 2001 was one of the best ever. how you can make sure that the script is an all time best -- that's coming up at 6:00. >>> six teens are under arrest for robbing three other teens. find out what happened here in pasadena. >>> republicans told you what digit they would -- district they would like you to be in. >>> also, ve

. >> life as one of charlie sheen's goddesses.re going to let you know from the inside story what that was like coming up in "the skinny."@ ♪ skinny so skinny >>> and time now for your friday morning "skinny." we've got lots to talk about lately with the sheen-ster. and the goddesses. we sat down, abc has an exclusive interview with bree olson who was one of the goddesses. remember how he introduced them, charlie sheen introduced us to them some time ago. they were very involved with helping him take care of his twins. well now apparently bree is talking about what was really going on behind the scenes. everything wasn't hunky-dory. >> stunned. >> yes. also she talks about looking after the two boys, max and bob. this is what she had to say. take a listen. >> that is so absurd that, oh, a porn star is not capable of being around children. just because i've chosen to do what everyone else does in this whole entire world on camera does not make me ineligible to be around children. >> she's done a lot on camera. >> that does not make

. >> still ahead charlie sheen's dad goes to capitol hill to lobby for a way to help addict autos michael finney on the dmv renewal notices that are past due. that is at 6:00. we'll be right back mere here. >>> actor martin sheen urging congress to support drug courts citing experience with treatment in w.a rehab center he helped open. >> supporting getting addict treatment rather than jail time. in 1996 sheen helped create something called options in berkeley, focusinging on the homeless and addicted. >> it's expanded to six sober-living houses now. >> i've seen individuals mired in addiction transformed by drug courts and families reunited after years of estrangement due to a loved ones substance abuse. >> sheen did not discuss his son's, charlie's struggle autos actor matthew perry attended a hearing to show their support of drug courts. >> stay with us. back in a moment. >>> at 6:00 unfinished business of a contractor that may have many victims. the owners of the house haven't been able to live here more than a year. and surgeons using 3 d technology to make parts for your body. and f

think about this, charlie sheen and eminem. and the new music sensation whose get sleezy tour is raking in millions. you may remember chris brown pleaded guilty to beating his then girlfriend rihanna in 1999. sane americans were disgusted by his violent behavior but that did not stop him from getting top billing this morning on "the today show." >> ladies and gentlemen, here he is, chris brown. ♪ ♪ everybody put your hands in the air now ♪ >> is that actually singing? we decided to send the factor producer dan bank over are to nbc to talk with some of the chris brown fans. >> are you concerned at all with what he did to rihanna? >> do you see my face? i ain't even worried about that. >> you don't believe the police reports? >> no. >> why did chris -- >> i don't believe it was like that bad and i believe that she probably sparked the situation. >> just want to show you this one picture because here is a picture of rihanna after the incident and i have never seen a picture of chris brown where it showed that he had any sort of in

. >> jon: so there's like a charlie sheen thing.hey just decided... >> i was fired. >> cut the dead weight. >> i was fired from the show. >> jon: i'm so sorry. does ashton kutcher take your role? >> he does. he's going to multitask. i miss you so much. >> jon: i miss you, as well. [audience reacts] wow, three's company. backstage is vance degeneres, our old correspondent working with steve in a producing role, and it's so great the see vans. i hadn't seen him and your lovely wife nancy who is also backstage and the dallas cowboy cheerleaders also backstage and the band, the marching band. you roll deep. you roll heavy. i think that's important. what's going down? what is this "crazy stupid love." ryan goes goesling. is he the other guy? >> he is extremely, extremely handsome. but he is as good looking on the inside as the outside. he's a great guy. super nice. and nobody cares. nobody cares how nice actors are. nobody cares how much fun you had doing a movie. we had the best time. we laughed. nobody gives a... >> jon: did he sign yo

. >>> and this one sort of makes charlie sheen's new tv show will be based on the movie "anger management" and charlie will be playing the jack nicholson character. >>> finally, talk about walking into one. although she means that she always feels she's on display, the jokes are already flying over kim kardashian's quote from her upcoming cosmopolitan cover story. she says, "sometimes i feel like a zoo animal." she did. which one do you think she means? >> probably not kirby the bear. she is probably hoping for something like a peacock or -- >> you know, between all the kardashian sisters, i think they make $65 million a year, so, you know, you live your life in a fishbowl. that's what she was talking about. >> she probably feels like she lives in a cage because everybody is always staring at her and taking pictures. >> we'll leave it there. exactly. >>> from beverly hills in california where tinseltown is in a tizzy anticipating the arrival of prince william and catherine. is the royal couple ready for hollywood? their trip to the west coast has inspired one unique artistic expression, i

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it looks like charlie sheen gets the last laugh in his game of one upmanship.roducer is killing off sheen's character in the first episode. comedy central announced its newest roast target will be sheen himself, and coincidentally, probably not. the roast airs september 19th, the same night "two and a half men" premeerz with ashton kutcher. >>> jake jillen hall climbs snowy mountains in ice land on "man versus wild." imagine how his agent let alone his mother felt about seeing him crawl on a rope between two mountains. >>> no surprise for the list of top earners for actresses in 2010 is headed by angelina jolie with $30 million, but sarah jessica parker tying jolie for the top spot may be a surprise to some, but much of that income is actually linked to her line of fragrances, not movies. reese witherspoon ended up in a tie for second with jennifer aniston. both earned $28 million for the year. this comes to us from knsd nbc 7 in san diego, california where a former fighter pilot celebrated his birthday by enjoying a view that, fortunately, he has never seen be