if he can do it, why can't charlie sheen do it?et charlie be charlie. >> we need to check our sober privilege. >> when we start checking charlie sheen we run out of people. he is charlie sheen. >> four paw knock yows for that tweet or whatever? >> every day charlie sheen gets through without shooting his wife is a good day for him. >> you know what i love about this guy? we all know he is insane and we talk about him. he knows no matter what he says and how crazy it is, he has that power. >> he has the certain something we love. you know who don't have that? emilio. emilio ain't got it. he hasn't been around and we don't miss him. have you hired a prostitute for a friend? >> i have not. >> can you? i get shy on the phone. >> it goes against my moralities. >> are you a capitalist. >> it is true. i am a capitalist, but i am old-fashioned. >> like the prosperity church. >> and i support job growth. i am being a little hipocritical. >> and you are not shy on the phone. >> you breathe heavy on the phone. >> a lot of comedians say that t

cryer starred on the hit sitcom "two and a half men" now he's written a memoir dishing about charlie sheen'selt down his costars in "pretty in pink" and certain reputation he can't seem to shake. >> i've been a heterosexual dork my whole life. it's confusing to women, it's confusing to men. i understand. >> we share a laugh later on "sunday morning". >> osgood: then it's all aboard, off on exotic journey to india, seth doane will be our guide. >> riding the rails in india can look like this. but a train for tourists is trying to evoke the splendor of another era when majarajas ruled and rail ways were symbols of majesty. seeing india and glimpsing history, come along for a ride on the majarajas express. ahead on "sunday morning." >> osgood: scott simon explores the curious mind of hollywood producer brian grazer. here some of the latest entries to the national recording registry. steve hartman shows us a math teacher's perfect formula. but first headlines for this sunday morning the 29th of march, 2015. this morning at the vatican pope francis walked through st. peter's square, palm sunday p

i turn to most of my news for charlie sheen.hooker. >> i wish mike baker were my pants. i would never take them off. >> he was doing his thing and spending $100,000 on hookers i was with him. >> i wish mike baker was a gun and i i shoot you in the face. >> what was i talking about? >> you are a great awful guest. >> you are a great, awful guest. we have learned a lot about mike baker. how little he prepared for "red eye" when he does other shows. i call him dr. jekyl and mr. hyde. >> can we run the tape from earlier? >> they have said for some time that the supply is not the problem. production is not the issue. i think they and others in opec have been blaming speculators on this. >> now roll the tape of you on "red eye." >> when i smoke me some weed the first thing i want to eat is a hot wing sandwich. >> what the hell, man 1234 what the hell? >> have you ever heard of bi-polar. >> i am right about that though. >> it made more sense to me on "red eye" cavuto. >> it was an interesting thing about guests that can do both shows,

the film starred the brother of charlie sheen and the athlete anthony michael hall as the brain. judd nelson also in there as the criminal. the breakfast club will be back in select theaters two days only march 26th and march 31st, was rob lowe in that sue, breakfast club. >> he was in the brat pack. >> she looks good. >> hey girl. >> well, mitt romney is up against a new opponent. >> this time it has nothing to to with political adventures. he will fight evander holy feel. >> do you think this is really happening. >> no, no. >> the failed 2012 presidential candidate will enter the ring with former heavyweight champion there he is evander holyfield, it is all to raise money for charity vision is the name of the group, charity vision a group that provides medical equipment to the most poor areas of the world. they face off at the union pacific depot in salt lake city, on may 15th. >> i know what is happening here, they are stepping in the ring because they will be slap boxing. you no way, because there is in way you are going in there and will fighte vanner holy feel. >> i bit mit

announcer: today on "tmz" -- harvey: "two and a half men" may be over but charlie sheen is so pissed riminal threat. >> you must feel safe where you leave. charlie c.: hope nothing accidentally happens to chuck lorre in the next week. katie: this isn't a real threat. all he does is spout off stuff like this. gary: you've got to be scared of people that don't sleep. raquel: amber rose and blac chyna went to ace of diamonds. so they spent around $10,000. harvey: is amber asking for child support? raquel: yes. harvey: i have a huge problem if i was wiz khalifa. raquel: she basically wanted to go there to outdo wiz. he was there two weeks ago. gary: shouldn't she outdo wiz by reading the kid a bedtime story. mike:

"two and a half men" star jon cryer reveals in his new book that he asked charlie sheen for advice ong a prostitute while going through his divorce. which is kind of like asking sam smith if he knows a good place to cry. [ laughter ] [ applause ] guys, the canadian supreme court announced that obese canadians have the right to two seats on an airplane for the price of one. said obese canadians, "i get two, eh?" [ laughter ] "oh! and 2b?" [ cheers and applause ] a catholic church in san francisco has installed a watering system that floods the steps in front of the building to deter homeless people from sleeping there. [ audience ohs ] it's just like jesus said, "get off my steps! get out of here!" this is true. this is a true thing that is happening right now in brooklyn. people are paying up to $1,000 to play with finger paint and play doh at an adult preschool in brooklyn. wow. wow. i mean someone should tell those adults about drugs. [ laughter ] because that's -- some of them are even less expensive. [ applause ] a number of men in montana have been arrested -- you're not going to