chaz bono. and music from rammstein. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, first and foremost, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: gracias. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thank you for being here. welcome to hollywood. i don't know if you saw, but outside our building today, one of the great singers, chaka khan, got a star on the hollywood walk of fame. which as very big deal in show business. chaka khan should get four stars. that way, while you walk, you can say, chaka khan, chaka khan. chaka khan, chaka khan. right? we have quite a lineup for you tonight. who is here to see albert brooks, who is here to see rammstein, and who is here to see chaz bono? really, a lot of crossover. we will definitely make a love connection in this audience tonight. speaking of love connections, the saga of arnold schwarzenegger and the maid continues to dominate the news here in california. as you probably know, on tuesday, arnold admitted to having fathered

40 years in the making, chaz bono made the most radical change of all.poke with him for tonight's "nightline" interview. >> and here's our own very special guest. >> tonight and every night. >> our little girl, chastity. say tonight. now's the time. >> good night, everybody, god bless you. >> this is the person the world remembers, a little blonde girl in her famous parent's arms. ♪ babe >> i can't tell you how many people throughout my life have said to me or wrote to me or whatever when i was a kid, i wished i was you. >> did we know what we were saying? >> no, i don't think so. i would say very little up top. >> this is chaz as he's always seen himself, unquestionably, undeniably, male. you have changed a lot in the last year and a half since i saw you last. >> i know. >> your voice is much deeper. >> it is. >> there's a real beard growing. >> yeah. yep. this was how i was born. >> but feeling male and becoming male are two different things. >> how's that look? >> that looks great, man, thank you. >> you are all set, my man. >> if i was an average joe

chaz bono is here. chaz bono is here.after that, an enormously popular band from germany. this is their latest album. "liebe ist fÜr alle da" - which means either "love is for everyone" or "i'm going to kill you with an axe." rammstein from the bud light outdoor stage. the lead singer has a light implanted in his mouth. when he opens his mouth, there's light. tomorrow we'll be joined by khloe kardashian. she also has a light implanted in her mouth. we have music from scott weiland and a science demonstration from our tv friend science bob pflugfelder. so please join us for that. our first guest tonight is one of the funniest men in the world. he is an academy award-nominated actor, director and screenwriter and one of very few people who can say they co-starred in "taxi driver" and "finding nemo." this is his first book. it is a good one, too. a novel called "2030: the real story of what happens to america." please welcome albert brooks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's -- well first of all welcome. and thanks for

and chaz bono is with me now. this is an extraordinary documentary, an extraordinary story and centers really around the pivotal moment when you decide, i actually want to be a man. >> mm-hmm. >> and i'm going to do something about this. tell me about that moment. >> well, it was a long time coming, so i think i was starting to put it together around my early 30s. and then suddenly i was like how can i -- what can i do about this? i'm a public figure. if i transition, the whole world's going to know. and i felt like i'm going to just be, i don't know, a laughingstock. and so it took me years and years to get over the myriad of fears that i had about it. and in the end, i think it was -- i finally started to put my needs above everybody else's. and that's really what it took for me. i was the kind of person that always worried about everybody else before me and everybody less else's feelings. >> this is my life. >> yeah, this is my life. and i'm going to be 40 and i need to do this for myself. the actual moment hap

unitedhealthcare. >>> i'm back with chaz bono and his girlfriend jennifer. lso being joined by chaz's step-mother who is a congresswoman, mary bono mack. we left on a cliff hanger where i managed to hear a potential marriage between the newly male chaz and jennifer. chaz was saying you are entitled to act as the person that marries them. the obvious question is would you like to do that? >> well, piers, great timing, but first i want to commend you on being able to reach out to chaz and put the squeeze on him to get this done. my husband told me something that's very important with marriage. that is, you can be right or you can be happy. and chaz, jenny said a church and i'm so honored you would suggest me. they need to work it out further rather than the pressure tonight. i'm honored and chaz is one of the greatest lessons in my life. i'm honored that he would request that of me. >> without wishing to push it too far but clearly jennifer has expressed her wish. shouldle we get to a stage within the year-long window within which chaz has now said he would be

>> oprah's world exclusive with chaz bono. oprah: how did you tell your chaz bono. oprah: how did you tell your mom? >>> search teams in a remote section of northern nevada spent i day looking for a man. they found his wife on friday. rita was inside her van when rescuers spotted her on a national forest logging road. she says she hasn't seen her husband on foot a few days after they got stuck. family says rita survived on bottled water and trail mix. >> she is relatively good condition. she is coherent and speaking with my nephew. >> doctors say she is doing better and been able to eat meals. >> pg&e will begin pressure testing tomorrow stag in mountain view and antioch. testing is done by filling a section of pipe with water and then pressurizing it at a much higher level than the pipe would ever operate with natural gas inside of it. the pipeline is monitored for eight hours, any section that show weaknesses will be replaced immediately. residents might smell natural gas? the pipeline ruptured in san bruno that killed eight people last september and destroyed doz

>> oprah's world exclusive with chaz bono. oprah: how did you tell your chaz bono. oprah: how did you tell your mom? >>> welcome back to beyond the headlines. today we're talking about breast cancer. in 2009 a ten-year-old california girl received national attention as she became the youngest person ever in america to face the difficult fight against breast cancer. she had an extremely rare adult form of breast cancer. she had her first chemo treatment in 2009. she knew it would make her hair fall off so she had her hair shaved off in front of family and friends. >> she stood up after we talked. >> as a show of solidarity. the family also shaved their heads. as of october 2009, tests show her cancer was no longer detectable. janice barlow joins us. and you've work where there are highest rates of breast cancer in the country? >> they do. and the incidence rates of breast cancer to be significantly high. unless the bay area. the statistics that came out in 2008, among women, non-hispanic white women, 146 women per 100,000 were diagnosed with invasive breast cancer. t

>> oprah's world exclusive with chaz bono. oprah: how did you tell your chaz bono. oprah: how did you tell your mom? marcy: ok, romantic garden? bree: oh, is there a castle nearby? marcy: no, but there's a charming farmhouse. bree: right next to my posh castle! i'm sensing a theme here. well, i am the queen, dear sister. >>> today at 3:00, how your computer may be making you sick and the video game that let's i hunt down osama bin laden. then at 4:00, one time star of sonny and cher. >> and compound in a popular herb found to be effective in the fight against breast cancer. those stories later today. >> it's nice to be outside and it should be a little bitter better tomorrow but a lot of sunshine as we look from mount tam. what you don't see yet is the showers developing over the north bay mountains. that he will be scattered and rat light and probably a couple hundredth of an inch of rain. you probably won't need the umbrella. >> and snow in tahoe. weather is interesting. >> and more for them this weekend, too. >> have a great day. >> bye-bye.ytytytytytytytisisis8

>> oprah's world exclusive with chaz bono. oprah: how did you tell your chaz bono. >>> take a look at this. today's high winds may have been partly responsible for uprooting a 40-foot tree in san francisco's park. it took out a light pole and damaged a few cars this afternoon. fire and police crews were called to the scene. no one was hurt. >>> california won't have a drought this summer because of all the snow that fell on the sierras this winter. but it will make swimming and river rafting a lot more dangerous. this year's snow pack measured 144% greater than normal. all that snow started melting, swelling mountain streams and rivers with plenty of water, which means the water will run faster and it will be colder than it has been in recent drought years. >>> all right. frances in for lee. it is windy out there. >> it's windy and we might even get a little bit more water tomorrow, believe it or not. there is a slight chance there is showers. but nothing to worry about too much. we'll go outside and show you how it looks righ

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>> oprah's world exclusive with chaz bono. oprah: how did you tell your chaz bono.how did you tell your mom? ♪ skinny ♪ so skinny >>> okay, big news in the world of music and these music shows. paula abdul returning to sort of a music tryout show. she was famous on "american idol." she's now been cast as one of the judges on simon cowell's new "x-factor." >> very cool. and i wonder how much she is pulling in for that. >> quite a bit i would imagine. >> i would imagine, too. it has come to pass so you'll be seeing more of paula and all of her crazy commentary which was pretty crazy. >> it was crazy at times. sort of aloof. >> sort of bizarre and really not grounded but that's okay. that's why we like her. >>> speaking of crazy, guess who going to wisteria lane and joining the cast of "desperate housewives"? >> you? >> no. susan lucci is heading over to wisteria lane which means she is going to be commuting over to los angeles which is interesting. so far she has a contract with abc and everyone is saying going to be joining as a permanent character. the crazy lads an

we wish her the very best. >> we do. >>> also, chaz bono is going to be here. ew something was wrong. she wasn't the person she was meant to be. now, chaz bono, he's out. he's going to talk about his new life as a man. he has a new book, a new documentary. very revealing. we'll have him coming up. >> his new book is called "transition." looking forward to talking to chaz. >>> you'll be talking, donny osmond is back. he was ere with marie yesterday. >> he loves doing this. he is our go-to guy on "dancing with the stars." we'll get his play-by-play on what happened last night. his highlights. who he thinks is going to make it in the finals. and he's raring to go. >> i'll bet you he tells you that he's the last guy that won. >> especially with marie not being here to shoot him down. >>> right now, to the news and josh elliott. >> we begin with that slow-motion disaster, in memphis, where the mississippi river has just crested at its second-highest level ever, the national guard is now deployed in the city. the levee system is holding. but all eyes are now turning d

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>> oprah's world exclusive with chaz bono. oprah: how did you tell your mom? >> closed captioning brought to you by mancini sleepworld. >>> tomorrow, pg&e will begin pressure testing the natural gas pipeline system starting in mountain view and antioch. testing is done by filling a section of pipeline with water and pressurizing it to much higher level than it would operate with natural gas. it's monitored for eight hours and any section of pipe that shows weakness will immediately be replaced. the section of gas pipeline in san bruno ruptured last september causing an explosion and fire that killed eight people and destroyed dozens of homes. >> rising gas prices are beginning to slow down. analysts expect gas prices to start to gradually decline and ultimately drop by as much 50 cents by june. anticipated drop is due to falling oil prices. currently the national average for a gallon of gas is 3.89, but in san francisco, the average price for a gallon of gas is 4.28. >> and the popularity of iphone has helped apple overtake google as the most valuable brand in

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>> oprah's world exclusive with chaz bono. oprah: how did you tell your chaz bono.mom? marcy: ok, romantic garden? bree: oh, is there a castle nearby? marcy: no, but there's a charming farmhouse. bree: right next to my posh castle! i'm sensing a theme here. well, i am the queen, dear sister. >>> welcome back. you can see every morning when the sun is up and the clouds are away, what we're going to deal with the 40s and 50s. by this afternoon, low to mid-50s around the bay. warmer the next two days and not that long ago, many families were priced out of an overheated housing market. but the times have changed. get the facts at remax.com. it's a great place to see all the listings in thousands of cities and towns. with lots of houses to chose from and down-to-earth prices the dream of owning a home seems more attainable than ever. find out what an experienced re/max agent can do for you. nobody sells more real estate than re/max. visit remax.com today. ♪ >>> mm-hmm. one half of a sister act that's made a big splash around the world. pippa. pippa middleton. now she's a

>> oprah's world exclusive with chaz bono. oprah: how did you tell your mom?closed captioning brought to you by mancini sleepworld. >>> welcome back. it is 9:18. as you can see from the clock on the ferry building. this is live look from roof cam hd. you do see the gusty winds blowing those flags there. happy mother's day everyone. kisses, hugs, maybe breakfast in bed for you this morning. thanks for waking up and spending part of this special day with us. >>> it is time to feed hungry people here in the bay area by simply leaving something for your mail carrier to pick up next saturday. they launched the annual stamp out hunger campaign yesterday. you see congresswoman jackie speier joining postal employees for a kickoff rally in san francisco. next saturday you can leave non-perishable items near your mailbox and the postal service will pick them up and deliver them to local food banks and other charities. great idea that they started some years back. mother's day, good tradition. lisa argen is here to tell you what the forecast will be today. >>> as you loo

i want to thank my guests, chaz bono, dr. brady barr, foster the people.se ] in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody! oh, it's going to be a great night. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. hope you're feeling great. we're going to have fun tonight. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be good. it's going to be a fun night. hey, guys, listen to this. one of sarah palin's supporters is about to release a documentary about her called "the undefeated." really? "the undefeated?" [ laughter ] that's like a documentary about arnold schwarzenegger called "the faithful." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's right. someone made a two-hour documentary about sarah palin's political life. in case you're interested in watching a movie that's longer than palin's act

chaz bono will be here. great. and we'll have music from heavy metal gods of fire rammstein.mouth. it's very convenient when you're reading at night. so -- for nothing else tune in to see a man with a light in his mouth. you know our first guest from "that 70s show," "ocean's 11," "spider-man 3" and many other films and tv shows without numbers in the title. starting monday, you can see him as part of an all-star cast in the new docu-drama film "too big to fail." it premieres may 23rd on hbo. please welcome topher grace. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. >> i've never been here. >> jimmy: you haven't. but we happened to meet on sunday in new york city of all places at a musical. >> i was so sorry to interrupt your date. >> jimmy: i was there with another man, but -- [ laughter ] i was there with joel mchale, actually. >> that's right. the minute -- you have that thing where the minute you walk up to someone on a date you go -- i'm totally blocking what's an amazing situation here. i'm still sorry. you guys got back on track. i saw you were having a lovely tim

i like to see her end up with chaz bono.but my favorite was a guy named tim. tim had a lot of time to go before ashley made it over to talk to him and by the time she did, tim had a few drinks in him. >> hey, tim. >> hello. >> how's it going? are you okay? >> i'm all right. you just scared me. >> oh, i scared you, sorry. >> i did. >> how are you? >> how are you? >> i'm very well. very well. >> so um -- oh my god, i really am like like so -- >> you're what? you're drunk? >> well probably. >> jimmy: why waste time with the other 24? there's your husband right there. that's the guy. [ applause ] i mean, it's obvious. they have chemistry. maybe he thought he was auditioning for "jersey shore." snooki? fortunately, the interaction didn't end there. before tim passed out and had to be carried to his car, for real we were able to find out what he does for a living. >> so what do you do for work? >> i sell wine and spurs for a living. >> wine and spurs? >> i had a few cocktails. >> jimmy: i think -- you know what? i think we found o

and chaz bono.at is one of our big movies withhchaz will be on site. >> it is amazing to cool to the process with them. they do not feel as if they have a choice. and >> we feel that this accurately represents the transgender community. they consider themselves in these films. >> there are some money to talk about. and here is a moment from one assess so- many others. with >> this is a film called " the grove ' the national moral of the monument the national memorial of the aids monument >> jan: the grove is a special place for the aids remembrances and " the framework. so many things have been there in. is, frame line. it is in the san francisco, berkeley. www. frameline.org what a great festival! and in the next hour, an in-depth look at a great movie, " midnight in paris ". the spirit of the first quarter. and a fashion design of the cannot live with his own success. the spirit of a-also a first grader. thank you, it is called "frameline' >> let us check-in with henry. >> henry: she said that it

becoming chaz, the story of the former chastity bono becoming a man, did very well.creeping up. they were hoping for a million by the end of the year. whether that's going to happen, i don't know. but oprah being on air will help. >> and in what role will she be? the thought was, she could be on 24 hours a day, an instant runaway success. what will we see from her? >> in january oprah's next chapter, her new show will be on. they're still working it out t. could be oprah traveling around the world, perhaps sometimes with gayle meeting people, having interesting conversations. in the fall they will have a repackaging of "the oprah winfrey show." oprah will provide on air commentary. some of the celebrity guests will provide on air commentary. >> a lot of people will be watching. richard? >> there will be so many people watching the last three shows, monday, tuesday, wednesday that the 30-second spots in those three shows are going for $1 million. it's like super bowl rings. these run up super numbers. you'll have to write about that. >> i will. oprah said that she is