[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very, very nice! [ cheers and applause ] happy, happy friday. thank you very much, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." let's get right to the news, you guys. today is national punctuation day. although personally, i don't know what the big deal -- is -- about -- punctuation. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] listen to this. in a new interview, house minority leader john boehner said that he has never been in a tanning bed and that he gets his dark complexion from his mother. so either he's lying, or snooki's a lot older than she's telling us. [ laughter ] that's the only thing i could think of. [ applause ] speaking of "jersey shore," bristol palin is denying rumors that she is dating her "dancin

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. you guys are too nice. thank you so much. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. hope you had a good day. it's just going to get better right now. here we are. let's get right to the news. well, after a lot of speculation, hillary clinton said yesterday she has no interest in running for vice president in 2012. hillary was like, "but you know who i think should run for vice president? barack obama." [ laughter ] "i'm gonna be president!" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] listen to this. lady gaga came in ahead of house speaker nancy pelosi on "forbes" list of the most powerful women in the world. [ scattered cheers ] i'm not saying pelosi's jealous, but today she showed up to work

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! that's what i'm talking about. hey, what a great crowd. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. welcome. hey, did you guys see this? washington d.c. was under a tornado watch today. it was pretty crazy, especially when the white house landed on christine o'donnell, and her feet curled up. [ laughter ] i don't know if you guys heard about this. a school district in ohio may soon replace snow days with online classes. [ audience boos ] the superintendent said "look, i understand students want to enjoy their snow days, but you have to look at it from our perspective -- we hate kids. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] give us a break." this is kind of cool. taylor swift p

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. this is great crowd. how you doing, buddy? yeah, welcome. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." thank you so much for being here tonight, and thanks for watching. let's get for the news. "dancing with the stars" was exciting last night, you guys. i don't know if you saw it. it was very exciting. [ light laughter ] sarah palin appeared on the show to support her daughter, bristol. sarah was like, "please don't let her fall. please don't let her fall." while bristol was like, "please don't let her talk. please don't let her talk." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] here's some international news. this is true. during a trip next month, iranian president mahmoud ahmadinejad said h

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[ cheers and applause ] "jimmy fallon" happening right [ cheers and applause in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. hey, guys. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. did you guys hear about this? a greek billionaire is giving $1 million to a man who ran naked in front of president obama yesterday in philadelphia. obama called the stunt highly immature, while biden called it "totally worth it." [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] that's right. naked man ran in front of president obama during a speech. it was the first time in obama's presidency that he was happy to see zero growth. [ laughter ] listen to this, the roots performed at president obama's rally in philadelphia yesterday. [ cheers and applause ] or as i like to put it, president obama showed up at a roots concert in philadelph

[ cheers and applause ] johnny mathis, standing jimmy fallon happening right [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, all right. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. how are you guys feeling? you feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] i am so excited. we have "jackass" star johnny knoxville on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] love that dude. i love him. just to be safe, we have a fire extinguisher in case he lights himself on fire. and an emt just incase he shocks himself in the nuts. [ audience ohs ] basically the same stuff we have when brian williams is here. [ laughter ] it's the exact same -- it's the exact same crew. >> love you, jimmy. >> jimmy: what's up, buddy? [ laughter ] check this out. today, president obama met with george cloone

[ cheers and applause ] "jimmy fallon" happening right [ cheers and applause ] in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots cw. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. let's get right to the news. last night was the huge premier of "dancing with the stars." whoo! [ scattered cheers ] bristol palin made her debut on the show and as for the speculation, sarah palin was not there to see it in person. [ audience boos ] however, she could see it from her house. [ cheers and applause ] here's a weird story. yesterday, president obama's aide had to step in and pay more money after obama only gave a fruit vendor a dollar for four apples. the aide said it was awkward having to pay obama's bill. then china was like, "oh, you get used to it." [ laughter and applause ] here's some celebrity news. after failin

[ cheers and applause ] jimmy fallon happening right [ cheers and applause ] >> another great show, jay leno. hi, everybody. it's me, pee-wee herman. i'm so excited -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i'm so excited to be on "jmy fallon" later tonight. i also wanted to make sure everybody out there watching knows that tonight's secret word is "baseball." now, you all remember what to do when anyone says the secret word, right? >> scream! >> that is so right. for the rest of the night, whenever anyone says the secret word, scream real loud. ready? let's try it, shall we? the new york yankees, they sure are great at baseball! [ bell tolls ] [ cheers ] excellent work. okay. let's start the show. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, that's what i'm talking about, right there. welcome, everybo

♪ [ cheers and applause ]mmy: we are back with the great jon hamm. his new movie "the town" is out tomorrow. you've got to go see that movie. i know you're a sports fan, and i know you also like to play poker. so we thought we'd combine the two and play some football poker tonight. >> a perfect solution. >> jimmy: so we have 16 plates arranged over there. each representing different cards. now, we each have five footballs to throw. whatever card on the plate you break is what you get. if you miss, you get nothing. >> how much money have you got on you? >> jimmy: what are you talking about? are you trying to make this interesting? >> we could make it a little interesting. i'm just saying. >> jimmy: we bet last time, didn't we? >> no, we did, and i think you won. how much have i got? >> jimmy: [ bleep ] [ laughter ] >> it's basic cable money. it doesn't really count. we'll do 100 bucks for the jimmy fund. how's that? >> jimmy: okay. $100 to the jimmy fund, boston. >> yeah. boston love. >> jimmy: $100 to the char

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome everybody! that's a crowd right there. i love this crowd! thank you, guys. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. so happy you're here. thank you. i'd just like to let everyone know that i'm not a witch. [ laughter ] everyone is talking about christine o'donnell's senate campaign. this week, she released a campaign where she says, "i'm not a witch." [ light laughter ] that's pretty good. not as effective as her opponent's slogan, "i'm not christine o'donnell." [ laughter ] that's a better -- more effective. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. in her new ad christine o'donnell also said, "i'll go to washington and do what you do." [ laughter ] i don't want her to go and do what i'd. fi

[ light laughter ] documentary "bo [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. thank you very much. that's the crowd i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] new york city crowd. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." happy friday. oh, man. it's been raining all week here in new york city. oh, man. luckily, i have a lot of indoor stuff to do this weekend. i'm going to see the new facebook movie. [ cheers ] i'm going to check my facebook messages. [ laughter ] i'm going to post a review of the facebook movie i just saw on facebook. [ light laughter ] and if i have time, i'm going to catch up on the news feed on facebook. so, it's very interesting, very tough, very busy weekend i have. that's right, "the social network"

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. everybody, look at this crowd! new york city! oh, my god. you guys are looking good. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. happy friday. [ cheers and applause ] it's the weekend. it's the weekend. we're going to have fun. hey, guys, check this out. check this out. a record number of couples are getting married on sunday because the date will be october 10th, 2010, or 10-10-10. yeah. yeah. and if the date 10-10-10 is the reason you got married, good luck with your upcoming divorce on 11-11-11. [ laughter ] that would be next. weirdos. at 10:10 p.m. we got -- okay. hear that story all those years. yeah, yeah, come on. this is kind of weird. rihanna revealed this week that she texts

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, theational broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! welcome, everybody. that's the crowd i'm talkin' about. a great new york city crowd -- welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] wow, it's gonna be a fun night. it's gonna be a fun night. thank you so much for watching us. hey, did you guys see this? during a campaign stop in new york this week, joe biden said to a volunteer, "if i had your hair, i would have been president." [ laughter ] in response, the guy was like, "if i had your hair, i wouldn't bring up the subject of hair." [ laughter ] check this out. "esquire" magazine ranked president obama one of the world's best-dressed politicians. while north korean leader kim jong-il was ranked best dres

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's fantastic. fantastic new york crowd. hey, everybody! hello. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. let's get right to the news. well, you guys, last night the whole world was glued to their tv sets praying that this disaster would have a happy ending. and i'm pleased to report that it did. "the situation" was finally voted off "dancing with the stars." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's right. that's right, last night "the situation" was voted off "dancing with the stars." you could tell he was a little disappointed. after the show, he was out at a club going -- [ light laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] can't even fist pump! hey, you guys, those chilean miners are finally being rescued. that's correct. [

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hey, welcome, everybody. thank you for being here. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." let's get right to the news. you guys, listen to this. a new poll found that 41% of americans don't know who the vice president is. [ laughter ] in response, joe biden was like, "all right, all right, at least give me a hint." [ laughter ] "what does it rhyme with?" check this out. in an interview on msnbc, levi johnston said that he has no idea if additional troops will help the war in afghanistan. which, of course, begs the question, who the hell is asking levi johnston about strategy for afghanistan? [ laughter ] what is going on with the world? [ cheers and a

come one back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy:n harper, dhani harrison and joseph arthur. their debut album, "as i call you down," just came out yesterday. here with the song "father's son" with a little help from the roots, please welcome fistful of mercy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ my father he done told me to never ever hurt no one but now i'm sick and mad and i've been caught ♪ ♪ red handed hell i'm still my father's son ♪ ♪ i lay awake till daylight a pillow and a gun ♪ ♪ but if my secret dreams could be seen on screen then they'll be coming for this one ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm so down lord better slow down lord i'm so down lord better slow down lord ♪ ♪ i'm so down lord better slow down lord ♪ ♪ ♪ please lord now forgive me even though i don't deserve ♪ ♪ i never was too good and now the devil's all i serve ♪ ♪ my woman she done left me i told her twice to go the first time she ignored me ♪ ♪ but then i threw her on the floor ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm so down lord better slow down lord i'm so down lord better slow down lord ♪ ♪ i'm so down lord better slo

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody, welcome. welcome, welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." how you guys feeling tonight? you guys feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] let's get right to the news, you guys. oh, man, the weather's been horrible. it's been raining all week in new york city. it's so bad out, me and my bedbugs have barely left the house. [ laughter ] we just want to sit in our beds and just eat soup and watch reruns of "little house on the prairie." [ laughter ] did you guys see this? yesterday in iowa, president obama pointed out that taxes have gone down during his administration. yeah, that's one way to get rid of income tax, getting rid of income. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's genius. genius idea! he

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. hope you had a great day. hey, did you guys see this? last night, president obama was giving a big speech, and the presidential seal fell off his podium. they tried to put it back on, but hillary had already grabbed it and run away. [ laughter ] she was like, "it's mine! this is mine." yep, after the presidential seal fell off, obama actually said, "that's okay, you all know who i am." [ laughter ] and then tea partiers were like, "do we though?" [ laughter ] check this out, you guys. i read that michael bolton is working on a new song about being humiliated last week on "dancing with the stars." the song is called "making it worse."

[ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, i get it.m outta here. [ audience aws ] ♪ >> jimmy: c'mon, man. come on, come on back. i was just kidding around. [ audience aws ] come on, man. [ laughter ] ♪ it was just a joke. it's just some mischief. just goofing off, just goofing around, man. come on. [ light laughter ] are you gonna come back? he's gonna come back, you guys. there he is, he's coming back. [ cheers and applause ] are you sure you want to stay? we have bryan cranston on. we have joshua topolsky from engadget.com. >> engadget? >> jimmy: yeah. >> like "inspector gadget"? [ laughter ] go, go gadget arms, arm bands, i don't know, you finish it, you're so great. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's your problem, man? why don't you just come back to your seat and enjoy the rest of the show? >> show, no show, no business like show business. i'm done with this, man. [ light laughter ] i can't do it. >> jimmy: oh, man. give it up for the guy in the mets bucket hat, everybody. there he is. [ cheers and applause ] leave. if you want to le

[ bell tolls ] [ cheers ] excellent work. okay. let's start the show. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ ches and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universatelevision -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, that's what i'm talking about, right there. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late nit with jimmy fallon." how you guys feeling tonight? you guys feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] oh, man. good. welcome. everyone -- everyone is still talking about the amazing rescue of those miners in chile. how great was that? i mean, it was amazing. [ cheers and applause ] experts thought it would take 48 hrs, but it ended up only taking less than 24. that's right. bp was like, "pfft, we could have done it in six months." [ laughter ] "why didn't you ask us?" and this isn't good at all. it turns out one of miners in chile was actually greeted by h

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. that is a new york crowd right there. look at them. welcome, everybody. that's a crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." happy friday. i'm glad you guys are feeling good. i'm glad you're feeling good. hey, big news, you guys. barbara walters has announced her list of the 2010 most fascinating people. and get this, the cast of "jersey shore" made the list. that's right. they made the list. people left off the list called it a major insult, while people on the list called it a major insult. [ laughter ] it's very -- no one wins. check this out. starting in january, couples -- this is a sweet story. starting in january, couples can actually get married at mcdonald's in hong kong. [ light laught

[ cheers and applause ] "jimmy fallon" happening right [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everybody. good to see you. feeling good. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon" everybody. happy monday. some big news here in new york city. at&t and t-mobile have signed a ten-year agreement to provide cell phone reception in the new york city subways. that's right. [ scattered cheers ] so the good news is you'll be able to make calls in the subway. the bad news, so will other people. [ laughter ] oh, i swear to god. hey everyone, the white house has issued an alert for american tourists traveling in europe over fears of a terror attack. but the joke's on you, terrorists. we can't afford to go to europe. [ laughter ] pcpc listen to this. cb

♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! is norah jones right there sitting in with the roots tonight. hey! [ cheers and applause ] i love norah jones. you've got two albums out. you've got one that's already out called "the fall," then there's another one come out called "featuring." tell us about "featuring." what is this one about? >> oh, it's got a bunch of duets i've done over the past ten years. i got to sing with a lot of random people, so -- >> jimmy: like who? tell us some random people. >> oh, well, like dolly parton and foo fighters. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> yeah, random. >> jimmy: yeah, that is random. yeah, there's a few random people. although, they all come to my christmas party. they're not that random. [ laughter ] this is fantastic. thanks so much for being here tonight. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i love you. you're so good. you sound great. >> thanks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we got a fun show tonight, you guys. one of my favorite people in the whole wide world, the great molly shannon is here! [ che

[ cheers and applause ] what?h, easy for you. jamie lee curtis, activia. activia. if anyone knows the heartbreak of constipation, you're talking to her. i haven't had a good [ bleep ] in three weeks. [ laughter ] she took it away. it's all where you're sitting. boniva? >> jimmy: yeah. >> what -- sally field. >> jimmy: sally field, yeah. >> little sally field. don't trust those -- that was $75,000. i had signed for it. and, you know, it's always those cute ones that men think -- men are not smart. [ laughter ] no, but you know what i'm saying. sally field is the kind of girl you sleep with and the next morning, you wake up and you're in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing. i mean -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know this? she steals your organs? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> and now -- >> jimmy: i'm sorry. i'm snotting all over the place. [ laughter ] sorry, this is unbelievable. >> my misfortune is your humor. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry. >> easy for you. >> jimmy: what happened to female viagra? that -- >> a

[cheering/applause] stella: i'm very happy to be here. chris: yeah, we heard your son, joe, glowing about you at the beginning of the show. he's trying to win the million dollars to help in the advancement of your cure. that's emotional. stella: it's a very emotional time for all of us, and i'm just so thankful that he's given me the opportunity to be here with him and enjoy this moment together as a family. and i love you, joe. all the best. joe: thank you. we're doing this for you, ma. i love you, too. stella: i love you. [cheering/applause] chris: but, joe, i know that your mom is with you wherever you go to the poker table, right? you've got a little picture that you bring with you. joe: i bring it with me everywhere. chris: that's nice. joe: it's in my car, when i play poker, at work. this is the picture. so -- chris: well, if you want to give mom a little good luck hug before you get going again, that's good with me. [cheering] stella: i love you. joe: i love you, too, ma. we got it. [applause] chris: stella and rachel, we're gonna

[applause & cheering] >> peace.plause & cheering] begune been happy lately about the things to come. i believe ♪ >> i am sorry. a stop. no, no, i am sorry. i respect to, but i am not getting on that train. >> what are you saying? >> what am i saying? i do not have a ticket for the train. i am not interested in the train. no, ladies and gentleman. no. [applause & cheering] i am not getting on some international peace train. where does it stop? does it have first-class cars? i believe this trend does not exist. i have a better trained ladies and gentleman. my train is arriving at the station now and the conductor has an important announcement to make. ! crazy, but that's our windows. millions of people living as those maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate ♪ mental wounds not healing driving me ashamed i'm going off the rails on a crazy train i'm going off the rails on a crazy train >> stop, stop, stop. i will not get on that train. that is not right. i am not travel on that train. ozzie,