-- [ cheers ] yeah.u guys? [ cheers and applause ] i went to the world famous houston livestock show and rodeo. if you've never been there, you have to go. this thing is awesome. they've got rodeo shows they got cattle auctions. the got food, deep-fried food, carnival rides, deep-fried carnival rides. [ laughter ] they got everything. millions of people go every year. higgins was down there with me. >> steve: all i've got to say is, god bless texas. >> jimmy: it was amazing. [ cheers and applause ] we had the honor -- it was so much fun. and we had the honor of taking part in a very special event at the rodeo. the calf scramble. check it out. ♪ >> jimmy: hey everybody, we're here at the 79th annual huston livestock show and rodeo. we're here with the main man, the c.o.o., leroy shafer. thank you for having us here. >> jimmy, it's a pleasure. >> jimmy: we're so psyched to be here. now, there's so much going on here. you got -- you have bull riding. you have horse shows, concerts, everything. but tonight,

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ling that tonight's going to be a good night that tonight is going to be a great night ♪ [ cheers and applause ] it's a party. it's a party. check this out. an animal shelter in illinois just put a dog named twitter up for adoption. meanwhile their dog myspace was taking to a farm in the countryside where he can run and play forever. [ laughter ] you guys, tomorrow night at 8:30 is earth hour, where people all over the world are encouraged to switch off their lights for an entire hour, or as the earth is putting it, "well, hello." [ laughter ] this is cool. a movie is in the works about the nfl's oldest cheerleader. you can tell she's old. her favorite cheer is, "give me a quilt! seriously, i have a draft. [ light laughter ] i need it. does anyone have a --" hey, i heard the soap opera "days of our lives" is adding a gay storyline for the first time in 45 years. yeah, it's about a guy who watches the soap opera "days of our lives." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] interesting story

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a crazy show for you tonight.zy, crazy show. a fun show. he's a legend. we're so psyched to have him on the show. earvin "magic" johnson is here! [ cheers and applause ] we'll be talking hoops, we'll be talking everything. we also have three of my favorite dudes ever from "saturday night live," andy samberg, akiva schaffer, and jorma taconne! [ cheers and applause ] you know them as the lonely island. they're going to be premiering a brand new video from the new record tonight. it is funny, it is dirty, it is very, very good. also, an old friend of mine, a very, very funny comedian, joey kola is on the show! [ cheers and applause ] finally -- i love him. and as promised, the host of "the colbert report," stephen colbert. [ cheers and applause ] will be singing -- he will be singing rebecca black's "friday" with the roots tonight. it is going to be awesome. [ cheers and applause ] you guys will want to stay tuned for that. but you guys, speaking of friday, today is friday and that's usually when i catch up with som

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! thank you very much. you guys -- that's a crowd. new york city is the best crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. last night, uconn beat butler 53-41 -- [ cheers ] -- in one of the lowest scoring ncaa championship games in history. i haven't seen anyone in college have that much trouble scoring since -- me. [ laughter ] it was such a boring game, the arena's jumbotron actually switched over to "dancing with the stars." [ laughter ] here's some political news. the white house said that president obama will not focus on full-time campaigning for a long time. yeah, he wants to wait a year or two before he gets serious about it. just like he did with being president. [ laughter ] [ cheers and a

cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers ] >>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ourd an accomplished actor who stars in nbc's "law & order: special victims unit" which airs wednesday at 10:00 p.m. his new memoir, "ice," is in stores right now. please welcome ice-t! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: good to see you again. >> what's up, man? >> jimmy: how you doing, buddy? thanks for coming back. >> congratulations. i was here kind of early, right? >> jimmy: you were, like, first year. yeah, you're one of our first guests. >> see, and we doing big things now. >> jimmy: see. that's right. thank you for coming back. congratulations on this book. you're getting crazy good reviews. >> yeah, it was amazing. "new york times," i was worried about getting reviews. in books, it's different than records, and it's almost like they wrote me a love letter. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they really enjoyed the book. i was very happy. it would suck if you wrote a book about your life, and everyone hated it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's true because it's not a made up story. it's like this

♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go right there!ause ] once again we have booker t. jones from the legendary booker t. and the mgs sitting with the roots tonight. [ cheers and applause ] good to see you, buddy. >> good to see you -- >> jimmy: booker's new album "the road from memphis" will be out may 10th. preorder it now. there are great guests on the record. you've got lou reed, sharon jones, you've got yim yames from my morning jacket. it's a good one. great album, you guys. pick it up. thanks for being here, buddy. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a really fun show tonight. he's been in tons and tons of great movies and he is the star of "henry's crime," keanu reeves is here! [ cheers and applause ] come on! that's the coolest. i love that dude. from the new movie "soul surfer," lorraine nicholson will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] plus, music from a legendary punk band from the u.k., wire is with us tonight! [ cheers and applause ] they're awesome. the real deal. ladies and gentlemen, it's time t

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody, welcome back. think. >> jimmy: i have money on uconn, can you change your prediction? [ laughter ] >> i think connecticut and kentucky are going to have to beat each other up to get to the championship and they'll be exhausted. i think that butler and vcu -- i think butler's going to do it. i think because of the senior leadership of mack and howard. i think they're going to pull it off. >> jimmy: i love it. we have to talk about dove men care. men plus care. you're doing this thing right now. what is this campaign? >> well, it's all about feeling comfortable in your own skin. and for me it's a great campaign because it's not really like a commercial. it was me telling stories on how i became a man and why i'm comfortable in my own skin and -- >> jimmy: oh, youtube videos and stuff? >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, you know -- >> jimmy: they'll send in videos and stuff like that. [ laughter ] that's pretty good. >> yeah, exactly. but it's a great campaign. it had my dad it in, my sons, my daughter,

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a fun -- [ cheers and applause ]ve such a fun show tonight. amazing guest on our show tonight. a music legend, one of the coolest guys you'll ever run into. he's also hosting "saturday night live" and musical guest, sir elton john is here! what? [ cheers and applause ] from the new movie "hop," james marsden is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] he's a talented guy. i like that guy. and they got a brand-new album everyone's talking about, one of my absolute favorites. listen to some of their hit songs. this is -- are you kidding me? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ meeting you with a view to a kill ♪ ♪ don't say a prayer for me now save it till the morning after ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. [ light laughter ] ♪ her name is rio and she dances on the sand ♪ ♪ down at the city ♪ ♪ ♪ girls on film two minutes later girls on film ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i might have hit -- started too high on that one. [ laughter ] "the union --" how does "the union of the snake" go? [ laughter ] how does that start though? ♪ ♪ ♪ that's a great tune right

♪ ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applausent to thank them so much. those kids were actors, by the way. they weren't really into the whole thing. so, i just want to let you know. it was a legit competition. my thanks to everyone, leroy -- leroy shafer and everyone at the rodeo, everyone in houston. [ cheers and applause ] we had such a great time. the rodeo's happening now through march 20th. if you're down there, check it out. it was so much fun. stick around, we'll be right back with ted danson, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we're back, everybody. our first guest this evening is a multiple emmy and golden globe award winner. he is also recognized as one of the foremost environmental activist in hollywood. save them. it's a super cool book. as a nod to his work on behalf of the environment, we've decided to turn off the ligh ere somr wedopoinrdan to conserve some power and do a blackout interview. so kill the lights.ch allenge. stick around, we'll be right back with ted danson, everybody! [ cheers and applaus

[ cheers ] >> woo! the best floor mates anyone could have. >> i'm a good person. i'm a good person. [ laughter ] let go of me! get the [ bleep ] off of me! i'm a good [ bleep ] person! i'm a good [ bleep ] person! >> jimmy: to the jersey floor! >> to the jersey floor! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> good-bye, michael. >> jimmy: watch this episode and check out behind the scenes footage at jerseyfloor.com. stick around, everybody. we'll be right back with abigail breslin! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ host: could switching to geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? host: would foghorn leghorn make a really bad book narrator? foghorn (stammering): it was the best of times, it was the wor - i say worst of times. and by worst i'm talkin' as bad, i say, as bad as my aunt ginny's corn puddin'. that stuff'll sink you like a stone. engineer: ok that was a little... foghorn: you gettin' all this in there son? i just added that last part it's called "adlibbin..."anyway...it was, i say it was... vo: geico. 15

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey! [ cheers and applause ] we got a good show. tell ya, you guys know "the real housewives," right? the show's on bravo. [ scattered cheers ] i love all those shows. i watch all of them. well, we have our own version of "real housewives" that shoots right here in 30 rock. it's called "the real housewives of late night." and it stars my wife, denise, higgins's wife, lydia, owen's wife, rene -- yep. [ scattered cheers ] and they're friends evonne and dale. well, check this out right here. this is the april issue of "glamour" magazine. look at this right here, very beautiful. is that kate winslet? very beautiful. and then look on page 50 -- like, i don't know, 58. [ light laughter ] page 58, right here. there they are, our very own, "real housewives of late night." [ cheers and applause ] and -- [ cheers and applause ] my wife denise got all dolled up and got her picture taken for this "glamour" photo shoot. she's was so excited, but denise can be a bit of a handful sometimes. so, as you guys can probably guess, the photo wasn't exac

give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: love the roots.ys. hey, guys, we have such a great show tonight but first, i want to mention an easy way to donate to the red cross, who is doing great work over in japan, just text "red cross" to 90999. it's only ten bucks. it automatically charges on your phone. if you have a second, please do it. it would be nice. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we've got a fun show tonight! she's the star of "parks and recreation." you know her. you love her. we love her. amy poehler is here! [cheers and applause ] also, as i said, one of the best-known athletes in the world -- tiger woods is in the house. [ cheers and applause ] going to spend time with him. it's going to be great. and as -- as we said last night -- in -- in this year's march madness tournament, we're supporting the long island university blackbirds. okay. they're awesome. [ cheers and applause ] they're the underdog team, but we love them. they're a great, young team. they are going up against the unc tarheels -- the number two seed, and a re

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, what's happening, everybody? that's what i'm talking about. that's a great crowd. welcome, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. thank you so much. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." i'm jimmy fallon and if you don't believe me, here's my birth certificate. [ laughter and applause ] sex, question mark? what's that? [ laughter ] president obama released his birth certificate today proving once and for all that he was born in the united states. he has a certificate clearly shows he was born on the all-american street of punahou highway at the kapiolani hospital in oahu. [ cheers ] donald trump says he still wants to look more closely at obama's birth certificate to make sure it's

[ cheers and applause ] "jimmy fallon" happening right [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center,b the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much! very, very nice. thank you very, very much. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome. settle down. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." have fun tonight. [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna be good. everyone, tonight was the ncaa championship. that's right, there were some incredible matchups over the weekend. butler vs. vcu uconn vs kentucky. >> uconn! [ scattered applause ] charlie sheen vs. detroit. it was -- [ laughter and applause ] charlie sheen's getting bad reviews for that show in detroit. and ticket prices are dropping fast for his new york shows. that explains why today, i saw a scalper going "40 bucks for charlie sheen tickets! that's right, i'll

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back everybody.'re going to play charades. kathy's on my team. so chris, you're gonna need a -- you're gonna need a partner. playing with chris, please welcome our musical guest this evening, grammy award- winning rapper, lupe fiasco, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you, buddy? thank you so much for doing this. thank you so much for doing this. are you good at charades, lupe? >> um, adequate. >> jimmy: okay, that's good. i'll take that. you guys know how to play, right? each player gets a turn giving clues to their teammate. 45 seconds on the clock per turn. we play two rounds. each is worth one point. may the best team win. we have a team name. >> kathy: the lenny bruce team? >> jimmy: yeah. or the uncensored. >> kathy: yeah, the uncensored. >> jimmy: yeah, we'll go with the uncensored. we're the uncensored. [ cheers and applause ] that's the name of our team. you got a team name? >> lupe: orange juice box? >> orange juice box. it's good. >> jimmy: it's the uncensored versus o

out out out out [ cheers and applause ] "jimmy fallon" happening right [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- >> questlove: april fools. >> steve: jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about. a great new york city crowd right there. hey, welcome to "late night." welcome -- welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. i am so excited. [ scattered cheers ] you guys, baseball season has finally started. here it is. [ cheers and applause ] but get this, but get this. a new study found that the number of kids playing baseball has shrunk 24%. yeah. barry bonds is like, "big deal, i've shrunk like 50%." [ laughter ] what's the big deal? [ applause ] this is big, you guys. tlc will start airing new episodes of "kate plus 8" starting this monday. [ scattered cheers ] and they're going

move the bucket. [ cheers ] oh.re. ♪ [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] like a ringer. you're like a ringer. >> i'm ahead. >> jimmy: ridiculous. come on. here we go. >> one-zip. ♪ >> jimmy: what is wrong with you people? [ laughter ] gosh! >> all right. >> jimmy: they hate me up there. i don't know what -- knocking them out of the bucket. ♪ [ cheers ] what? who threw that? >> you put -- >> jimmy: yeah, who put his hand out? >> watch it, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: small people. be nice. >> thirty-zip. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> all right. >> jimmy: yes! ♪ we are the champions i'm talking about me as plural -- ♪ my friends [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ >> jimmy: the first ever -- >> great job. >> jimmy: -- james franco! [ cheers and applause ] thank you, audience. "your highness" is in theaters this friday. maria menounos joins us next. she's out, hanging in the bud light lime green room, y'all. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] is that it? curtis: welcome back to geico radio, it's savings, on

[ cheers ] >> woo!best floor mates anyone could have. >> i'm a good person. i'm a good person. [ laughter ] let go of me! get the [ bleep ] off of me! i'm a good [ bleep ] person! i'm a good [ bleep ] person! >> jimmy: to the jersey floor! >> to the jersey floor! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: watch this episode and check out behind the scenes footage at jerseyfloor.com. stick around, everybody. we'll be right back with abigail breslin! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hi. i'm dan hesse, ceo of sprint. the other day, i looked up the word "unlimited" in the dictionary. nowhere in the definition did i see words like... "metering," "overage," or "throttling"... which is code for slowing you down. only sprint gives you true unlimited calling, texting... surfing, tv, and navigation on all phones. why limit yourself? [ male announcer ] sprint. the only national carrier to give you true unlimited. find out more at sprint.com. trouble hearing on the phone? visit sprintrelay.com. [ boy's voice ] no. well, you're n

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! crowd tonight. welcome -- welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. today was the big royal wedding, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] prince william and kate middleton kissed each other in public two times on a balcony. [ scattered cheers ] at one point i was like, "geez, guess a castle, you two." [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ] it took kate middleton about four minutes to walk down the aisle at the royal wedding. meanwhile, it took me about a second to realize i was a grown man using a stopwatch to time a bride walking down the aisle. [ laughter ] come on, i have three and under. i have three and under. the royal wedding went pretty smoothly but prince william seemed to have trouble putting the wedding ring on kate's finger. anyone else kind of worried about how their wedding night's going to go? [ laughter and ohs ] this week the royal wedding was more popular on google than god, barack obama and justin bieber. [ light laughter ] yeah, even god was like, "wait

[ cheers and applause ] ♪heers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is legendary james brown drummer, clyde stubblefield, sitting in with the roots tonight. [ cheers and applause ] clyde stubblefield. clyde is probably the most sampled drummer in hip hop. he'll be playing a little bit later on in the show as well. but, we're so glad he's here. thanks for coming here, clyde. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks for having me. thank you. >> jimmy: good man. we have a fantastic show for you tonight. the gorgeous, the talented, liv tyler is here! [ cheers and applause ] oh, it's fun to have liv tyler. legendary, legendary hollywood producer, one of my favorites, jerry weintraub is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] he's got amazing stories about elvis, and john denver, and frank sinatra. he's hilarious. he's a great guy. plus, we have music from the copyright criminals all-star band. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about here. this is a super group featuring public enemy's chuck "d," ecl

♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about.sitting in with the roots tonight. his album, "the greatest story never told" is in stores now. it's got guest appearances by jay-z, kanye west, and our very own black thought from the roots. thank you so much for being here, saigon. you're a good man. thank you, buddy. [ applause ] we have an amazing show tonight, you guys. she is gorgeous, she is super talented. uma thurman is here! [ cheers and applause ] her new movie is called "ceremony." she's great in it, as always. you know him from "law & order" and tons of movies. now he's in "scream 4," one of my favorites. anthony anderson is here. [ cheers and applause ] he's talented. he's so funny that dude. and i'm cooking with one of best chefs in the country, in the world. chef marcus samuelsson is going to be here. making some yardbird. yardbird, ooh. oh, i should say this too, everybody. check out our own ice cream flavor, ben & jerry's late-night snack is out there. [ applause ] it's new. potato chips and ice cream? huh? hey, you g

[ cheers and applause ] it feel okay?. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go. very, very nice. come on over, guys. here's your ten bucks. a deal is a deal. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for playing. as always, everyone gets a "i licked it for ten" t-shirt. i licked it for ten. this is our patriot paul giamatti. >> hey, how you doing? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: doing pretty good, paul. paul, you're just going to give these t-shirts to these people? >> yeah, sure, you know. don't get them dirty or you'll have to put them in the laundry. >> jimmy: there you go. thanks for playing, everybody. stick around. we'll be right back with miley cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, paul. appreciate it. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] from advances in medical imaging that help doctors detect diseases earlier. to innovations in renewable power that bring america closer to energy independence. to investments that help businesses grow and create jobs. ♪ at ge, we're using imagination at work... ecomagination... healthymagination

[crowd cheering] [crowd cheering usa] >> thank you, congressman west.cans for prosperity. thank you, phil. >> all right. i'll be quick because you guys have been standing here for a long time. i know dick morris just arrived. i'm going to be quick. the left wants to pretend that we are heartless. that it's a terrible thing to cut government spending, but widows and orphans in 2008 level. i don't know about your town, we didn't have widows and orphans in the street in 2008. we can cut spending and do it in a way that doesn't hurt people, but help people. we have to. if we do not cut spending, we believe our children and grandchildren with a crushing burden of debt that they will never dig out from. the only compassion thing to do if you care about the people of the country, cut spending now before we have a bond market crisis, like in greece, and we have to take disaster measures. we are going to have a fight next week when the budget cycle starts. and chairman ryan's budget comes out, it better be aggressive and everything they have touted it to be. and

[ cheers and applause ] hey, this is pretty cool.iel radcliffe is getting great reviews for his broadway show, "how to succeed in business without really trying." meanwhile, the kardashians are getting great reviewing for actually succeeding in business without really trying. [ laughter ] i'm a little scared. this is a true story, you guys. the bronx zoo had to close its reptile house after a poisonous snake went missing on friday. [ light laughter ] yeah. apparently, the snake had been digging a tunnel for years and hiding it behind the poster of a sexy eel. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] digging his way out. get this, a reporter in florida that was forced into a closet by joe biden's staff to keep him from talking to guests at a fund-raiser. the guy said it wouldn't have been so bad if biden wasn't all ready in there for the same reason. [ laughter and ohs ] listen to this, you guys. the census bureau says that 50 million hispanic people now live in the u.s. you know what that means, 800 million hispanic people now live

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my man! [ cheers and applause ] what happened? oh, man. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. oh, that's a crowd. [ cheers and applause ] that is a great crowd already. thank you. hope you guys are feeling good. welcome to the show, everybody. welcome. [ scattered cheers ] some big news, you guys. it turns out the white house might have to lay off staff members if the government shuts down on friday. it's really bad news for non-essential workers. you know, interns, pages, biden. you know? [ light laughter ] things are a mess in washington. yesterday, president obama said he doesn't have time for games with republicans on a budget deal. this is bad news for that new video game, wii "budget deal." [ lau

welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." [ cheers and applause ] you guys -- [ cheers ] am so excited. tomorrow is the yankees home opener against the detroit tigers. that's right. [ cheers ] then friday they'll play against their new home rivals, the bronx zoo cobras. [ laughter ] did you guy see this? in an interview with abc, president obama said he has to do something about the bags under his eyes. [ light laughter ] in response, nancy pelosi was like, call this number and tell them that pelosi sent you. [ laughter ] check this out -- spike tv is trying to get more female viewers by dropping its slogan, "get some action." [ laughter ] they are replacing it with the new slogan, "get some action, but only if there's a serious, committed relationship." [ laughter ] it won't work. this is cool. there's a new viral video of twin toddlers having a conversation with each other. have you seen this? they're having a conversation with each other, even though they seem to be speaking jibberish. but i -- i can understand them thanks to my latest purchase -- rosetta stone, charli

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center,b the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody! wow! new york city great -- great new york city crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers ] this is going to be fun. this is kind of funny, did you guys see this? it was kind of funny. president obama had to use another door to get into the white house yesterday after he got home and the oval office was locked. [ light laughter ] yeah. when he couldn't get in, obama was like, "holy cow, is it 2012 all ready?" [ laughter and ohs ] i was just reading about this. abc is not pressing charges against chris brown for smashing the window in his dressing room. [ booing ] unfortunately though, microsoft is suing him for violating their patent on crashing windows. they're li

[ cheers ] >> steve: all right. here we go. [ cheers ] all righty. we're about to play.e very simple. i will give you -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we'll put applause in later. >> steve: well, you know, we'll do that in post. we'll sweeten it. >> jimmy: let's live it up. >> steve: yeah, exactly. why not? come on. let's live it up. i will give each of you a password. all right? >> jimmy: i think. >> steve: each of you are to only give a one word clue. one word only. so, your partner -- the partner can guess the password. scoring starts at six. boom, boom, boom. we take away a point each time it passes. you have five seconds to guess each time. remember, no part or form of the word can be used. and watch the gestures. this isn't charades, jimmy. if the clue is determined illegal by our judges, you will hear this -- [ buzzer ] and you will forfeit the turn. the team with the most points after six words wins. any questions? >> well, i was just wondering -- >> steve: okay. great. first clue. brad, enjoy. >> announcer: the password is -- >> steve: all right. we'll start with you,

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah.as from "law & order." starting next friday, you can see him in the eagerly anticipated "scream 4." there it is right there. [ cheers and applause ] we love it when he comes by. please welcome back to the show, anthony anderson. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> hold on, hang time? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hanging together. >> you gonna take it back to my beginning, my humble beginning! >> jimmy: that's right. >> hey, brother, that's, that's what put me on the map. >> jimmy: i loved that show. >> katie bear, dear indiana. >> jimmy: i love it. "saved by the bell" then "hang time." >> "saved by the bell" then "hang time," the fat black kid who could knock down a 3. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you made it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were here for a while doing "law & order" now that's done and now you're back out in l.a. >> back out in l.a. >> jimmy: we miss you, we loved having you here. >> i miss being in new york, man. i loved it, i loved it. i was here for two y

i've played a pilot before. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. [ cheers andns me more than reading a horrible book. you know, you get like 15 pages into it, and you think "this is worse than old garbage." [ light laughter ] but how do you know which books are garbage? well, lucky for you, i'm about to tell you in my latest installment of my "do not read list." here we go. ♪ do not read do not read do not read ♪ ♪ these books these books ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. now before we start, i just want you all to know that every book i'm about to show you is 100% real. they are actual books, you can see them on amazon or check them out at your local library. they are real books. let's see what's on this weeks "do not read list." this first one is for all of you crafters out there. people who like making crafts. "the great pantyhose crafts book" by ed and stevie baldwin. [ light laughter ] a book that shows you how to turn your old pantyhose into weird, bloated dolls. [ laughter ] take a look at one of the projects here. yeah, this one's here -- t

[ whistles ] [ cheers and applause ] "jimmy flon" happening right [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," and for those of you still recovering from st. patrick's day -- [ whispers ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." that's right, yesterday was st. patrick's day, and today was that other great holiday, st. call in sick day. [ laughter ] no, it's march madness, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] feelin' the magic. there was a major ncaa upset yesterday when the 13th seed morehead state beat number four seed, louisville. even players at morehead state were like, "oh, man, this screws up my entire bracket." [ laughter ] why did we win? i just read this. a school in new jersey that was named after pre

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ tuba ] [ light laughter ] this isn't good, you guys. flight attendants for thai airways have filed a complaint against the airlines for telling them to lose weight. apparently, they just became insulted when the pilot was like -- [ intercom voice ] in the event of a landing -- water landing, just grab on to one of our flight attendants. [ laughter ] have you seen these flight attendants, they go up and down the hall giving the passengers -- "peanuts, peanuts, peanuts? does anyone have any? i'm starving. i got to eat something. [ laughter ] you finishing that snickers bar? i'll take it from you." you guys, we have miley cyrus on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. the girl who sang "party in the usa," "can't be tamed," "seven things," "when i look at you," "see you again," or whatever her songs are. i don't know. [ laughter ] she's awesome. check this out, a recent study found that the u.s. has a higher obesity rate than canada. then again, maybe we just look fatter

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back.the greatest golfers of all time with 71 tournament wins, including 14 wins and major championships. he's here tonight to tell us about the new version of his new video game, tiger woods pga tour 12, the masters. please welcome back, friend of the show, tiger woods, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! tiger woods, thanks for coming back our show. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: it's been a year and half since you were on our show. >> yup, yup. >> jimmy: what have you been up to? [ laughter ] >> nothing. nothing. playing bad golf. >> jimmy: yeah. i want to say thank you for having the courage to come on late-night comedy program. i appreciate it. honestly, i've got to commend you for that, thank you for doing that. because it must have been painful and awful situation the whole thing you went through. but from a comedian's standpoint, and my monologue writers, thank you. [ laughter ] some of the greatest comedy ever. [ cheers and applause ] i mean you must have heard

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you all very much. great, great. how you all doing? welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." man, i am so excited, you guys. we have dame helen mirren on the show tonight. [ applause ] she's looking good, too. looking real good. i saw her backstage it was like, daaaaamn! also we have damon wayans jr. on the show. awesome. [ cheers and applause ] he's a good dude. he's a funny guy. i saw him backstage, i was like daaaaaamon wayans jr. we also have the one and only paul simon on the show! [ cheers and applause ] i saw him backstage i was like, hey, paul simon. [ laughter ] you're awesome. hey, did you guys see this? in a speech yesterday, president obama revealed that up until a few years a

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring thlegendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! that's a great crowd. great new york city crowd. thank you guys, so much. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. welcome to "late night," everybody. hey, spring is -- [ scattered cheers ] spring -- spring is just a couple weeks away. and everyone is trying to shed those winter pounds. some people are doing pilates, some are doing aerobics. and charlie sheen, duh, spinning. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] spinning. yeah, he's still everywhere. in an interview with "people" magazine, charlie sheen's two girlfriends said they each connect with charlie in different ways. [ laughter ] i'm not touching that. i'm not touching that. no, that's what i would say if i was in

) (cheering & applause) (cheering & applause) (cheering & applause) (cheering & applause) (cheering & applause) (cheering & applause) (cheering & applause) (cheering & applause) (cheering & applause) (cheering & applause) (cheering & applause) (cheering & applause) >> justine: the duke and duchess of cambridge have said their ideas. well i will see. worse of cheers from their fans. photographers as we watched the iconic image of them making their way to the palace. >> james: here is the queen in the enclosed carriage. this is the newly married couple in the open carriage. >> justine: it is led by four horses, too footman. security guards, they're not taking any chances. the one that they are writing in was the same one that was used by the prince and princess of wells, princess diana and prince charles on their wedding day back in 1981. it took them from st. paul's cathedral to buckingham palace is a way to have dianne then in today's festivities. they're passing through the area filled with sand. in their fairy tale wedding carriage. i am so glad it is not raining. we get such a bett

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. how you doing tonight? that's an audience. new york city audience. thank you so much. oh, my gosh. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. welcome, welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." or as nbc is calling it, "the royal wedding pre-pre-pre-show." [ cheers ] [ laughter ] everybody's talking about the royal wedding. get this. apparently, kate middleton is planning to do her own makeup. [ audience oohs ] yeah. so, aside from the castle, the jewels, limousines, the mansions, the servants and butlers, she's basically just like us, you guys. [ laughter ] i just saw this. the libyan government says moammar gadhafi is still in high spirits, even though his compound was destr

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a killer show for you tonight. from msnbc, rachel maddow will be here. [ cheers and applause ] we love rachel. our buddy, the very, very funny colin quinn is here! [ cheers and applause ] he's got a new special on hbo. he's very funny. and playing a song from their debut album, tres mts., everybody! if you like king's x, if you like pearl jam, you're gonna like tres mts. it's gonna be a great night. it's gonna be fun times. hey, you guys, spring is finally around the corner, and one of my favorite things to do in spring is grab a few of my favorite books and sit outside, reading the day away. but what if you don't have anything good to read? you definitely don't want to be stuck reading a stinker of a book, so, as a service to you guys, i'm going to show you some awful books that i've read, i think that you should avoid. it's time for the spring cleaning addition of my "do no read list." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: and be

[crowd cheering] [crowd cheering usa] >> thank you, congressman west.cans for prosperity. thank you, phil. >> all right. i'll be quick because you guys have been standing here for a long time. i know dick morris just arrived. i'm going to be quick. the left wants to pretend that we are heartless. that it's a terrible thing to cut government spending, but widows and orphans in 2008 level. i don't know about your town, we didn't have widows and orphans in the street in 2008. we can cut spending and do it in a way that doesn't hurt people, but help people. we have to. if we do not cut spending, we believe our children and grandchildren with a crushing burden of debt that they will never dig out from. the only compassion thing to do if you care about the people of the country, cut spending now before we have a bond market crisis, like in greece, and we have to take disaster measures. we are going to have a fight next week when the budget cycle starts. and chairman ryan's budget comes out, it better be aggressive and everything they have touted it to be. and

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much.me to the show. i'm the host of the program. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight. is everyone happy that the government is still running? [ laughter ] i am so, so glad. who would give me my parking tickets? just before midnight, the government and the president agreed on a program that keep the company from not moving forward. and obama postponed a weekend with his family to visit williamsburg. bad news, we're going have to cancel our visit to colonial williamsburg. sorry, sasha and malia. he said, if they didn't have an agreement, he was going to make them go on ainvestigation to colonial williamsburg. i'm not going to pay taxes this year. we have a few days but i'm not going to pay. and when they say i'm going to prison, i will say, no, it will cost taxpayer money. you keep whatever it would cost to incarcerate me and we will call it even. [ applause ] and i will run around in circles for no reason. week four of "dancing with the stars." the first week of classic

[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ [cheers and applause and applause] this is really amazing. [cheers and applause] i want to thank especially congressman allen west. he's an amazing guy. [cheers and applause] i've been a supporter of him all this time. he's smart, intelligent, and a real patriot. thank you. also, rick scott. i was there at the beginning for rick. he's doing a good job. it's not easy, and he's doing a hell of a job. you know, my second home is right down the road in your little competitive community called palm beach. you know that; right? i love florida. i love it. i'd like to thank, first of all, the south florida tax day tea party, the opportunity to address this group of really hard working incredible people is my great honor, believe me. [cheers and applause] you know, over the last period of probably six months since i started thinking about this, i've been asked so much about the tea party by reporters, by people, by a lot of different folks, and i've come up with a very truthful, but very standard answer, they're g

[crowd cheering] [crowd cheering usa] >> thank you, congressman west.ans for prosperity. thank you, phil. >> all right. i'll be quick because you guys have been standing here for a long time. i know dick morris just arrived. i'm going to be quick. the left wants to pretend that we are heartless. that it's a terrible thing to cut government spending, but widows and orphans in 2008 level. i don't know about your town, we didn't have widows and orphans in the street in 2008. we can cut spending and do it in a way that doesn't hurt people, but help people. we have to. if we do not cut spending, we believe our children and grandchildren with a crushing burden of debt that they will never dig out from. the only compassion thing to do if you care about the people of the country, cut spending now before we have a bond market crisis, like in greece, and we have to take disaster measures. we are going to have a fight next week when the budget cycle starts. and chairman ryan's budget comes out, it better be aggressive and everything they have touted it to be. and

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he's still deciding. ( cheers and applause ) kiehl frazier has made his choice. he will be vying for the starting quarterback position at auburn university, the top college program in the country. ( applause ) he leaves to join his new team the day after graduation. >> let's go, baby. ( cheers and applause ) yeah, whoo! >> this report continues online with more of the latest research on concussions, degenerative brain disease, and heat stroke. and what's happening in your state? is there a concussion log? and a closer look at how these athletes are marketed. and there's much more on frontline's web site. watch nearly 100 programs from our archive, explore out interactive timelines and maps, and follow ongoing frontline investigations. then tell us what you thing at pbs.org. >> frontline is made possible by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. thank you. and by the corporation for public broadcasting. major funding is provided by the john d. and catherine t. macarthur foundation. committed to building a more just, verdant, and peaceful world. a