[ cheers and applause ] "jimmy fallon" happening right [ cheers and applause ] in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! that's a great new york city crowd. thank you so much, everybody. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." good guys, good. we're gonna have a fun show. hey, i just wanna say -- i just wanna say a big congratulations to jockey john velazquez, who won the kentucky derby this weekend. [ cheers and applause ] or as the horse put it, "yeah. all you, man. congrats. [ laughter and applause ] i don't know how you did it. you must be exhausted right now." some tv news. it was just announced that chris brown will be performing on the "today" show this summer, which explains the new nbc chime. [ nbc chime ] [ glass shattering ] [ laughter ] it's fine. everyone's fine. a little angry. little angry.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great job, youice. very nice. there might be bonus points for the jazz hands. >> yeah, right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not too sure. but now, it's time to pick our winner. it's up to our great audience to pick the winner. who will it be, guys? will it be, ocean's phive? [ cheers and applause ] or will it be winning lemons, duh? [ cheers and applause ] and the winner, ocean's phive is the winner, you guys! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and because you guys are the best dance crew, you'll each be taking home a $300 gift certificate to j. crew. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] one great crew deserves another. here you go, you guys. congratulations. and because nobody at "late night" goes home empty-handed, everyone in the runner-up crew is getting a $100 gift certificate to j. crew. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] enjoy -- ♪ thank you very much. enjoy, you guys. fantastic. thanks to our friends at j. crew. congratulations to all the dancers. really, you guys knocked it out of the park. stick around, everybody. we're be r

let's do it. [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers ] >> jimmy: all right. here we go. [ cheers ] hey, everybody.'s what we are going to do. i'm going -- we are going to have a race, a yacht race, okay? and i'm going to -- we need the audience to help us out here, okay? so this row, take your hands off your noodle. [ laughter ] all right. what we're gonna do is, i'm gonna pass -- >> more quickly? >> jimmy: yeah. >> just roll it. roll it. >> jimmy: so what we're going to is, you're going to pass it to you. you pass it to your neighbor. you pass it to your neighbor. all the way down the row and back, okay? meanwhile, you guys are just are -- yeah, just rub your noodles all over the place. [ laughter ] >> all right? ready? we're going to win. >> jimmy: no, wait. so then -- and then -- >> take one for the team. >> jimmy: so, all the way down and back. first one back wins the tiny trophy. someone have that? >> i got it. >> jimmy: you have the tiny trophy there. here it is. look at this. the winner gets this. [ cheers and applause ] >> let's fill it up with champagne. >> jimmy: the winner gets -- >> ye

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a huge show tonight.t until you hear our guests. tonight, "saturday night live" superstar, the one, the only, kristen wiig is here! [ cheers and applause ] she's the best. she's so funny. her new movie "bridesmaids" opens today and it's very, very funny. it's a great comedy. you guys are going to love it. from "glee," chris colfer is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] come on, how do you not love chris colfer? and get ready for some rocking reggae music tonight you guys. to bring us home with our last bob marley week performance, the one and only lenny kravitz is here! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ "are you gonna go my way" ] that dude's not playing that song, but he's going to rock it out tonight. and i want to say quickly, thanks to our friends at landshark lager for hooking us up with tonight's sponsor. they've been sponsored all week. we couldn't do it without those guys as well. ♪ ♪ i was born long ago i was chosen i'm the one ♪ he won't be doing that. we'll not be hearing that tonight. [ laughter ]

[ cheers and applause ] "jimmy fallon" happening right [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. thank you very much, everybody. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." that's a great new york city crowd right there. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] i really appreciate it. welcome to the show. huge tv news going on right now, you guys. big tv news. ashton kutcher is going to replace charlie sheen on "two 1/2 men." [ cheers ] i wasn't sure ashton would be able to replace an older actor, but bruce willis was like, "trust me. he'll be fine. [ laughter ] he'll be just fine." [ applause ] did you guys hear about this? the commandos who raided osama bin laden's compound apparently recovered fairly extensive stash of pornography. [ laughter

[ cheers and applause ] "jimmy fallon" happening right [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. welcome to "late night." welcome to "late night," everybody. i'm jimmy fallon. i'm your host for this evening. [ cheers ] it's going to be a great show tonight. hey, you guys, listen -- listen to this. arnold schwarzenegger and maria shriver have put their former mansion on the market for $23.5 million. yeah. and it's not -- it's not that clean though because they had a maid, but she was always busy doing other stuff. [ laughter ] she couldn't be bothered cleaning it. i don't know what -- did you hear this though? arnold schwarzenegger is planning to make his hollywood comeback by voicing a children's cartoon. [ laughter ] yeah. arnold was like, i love making kid

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was fantastic was great. have a seat, catch your breath. fantastic stuff. guys. winning lemons, duh, i mean -- [ laughter ] they made a pretty bold statement out there. you guys think you can top it? >> yeah, we can top it. duh! >> duh! >> duh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i like that attitude. that's what i'm talking about. all right. go ahead and take the stage. [ cheers and applause ] roots, you guys ready? >> questlove: yeah, we're ready. >> jimmy: ladies and gentlemen -- i can't believe i'm saying this. dancing together for the very first time on national tv, please welcome winning lemons, duh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great job, you guys! get over here. very nice. very nice. there might be bonus points for the jazz hands. >> yeah, right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not too sure. but now, it's time to pick our winner. it's up to our great audience to pick the winner. who will it be, guys? will it be, ocean's phive? [ cheers and applause ] or will it be winning lemons,

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show., i have a little announcement. you guys, every year we have a tradition on our show. we gather three things -- the love of being on the sea, high quality champagne and the sweet, sweet sound of a.m. gold music from the late '70s to early '80s. that's right, you guys, monday is yacht rock 2k11. [ cheers and applause ] in the past, we've had christopher cross and michael mcdonald do "ride like the wind." we've had robby dupree do -- ♪ why don't we steal away ♪ we have that. this year -- thank you, roots. this year i'm so excited to announce that we've got the one and only ambrosia on our show. [ cheers and applause ] they're going to sing their hit "you're the biggest part of me." it goes -- ♪ make a wish, baby of the things i'll do for you let my love rain down ♪ ♪ let my love rain down on you so we could wash away the past ♪ >> jimmy: that's enough. that's enough. that's enough. that is enough! [ laughter ] damn it. dang. no, monday. it's all going down, you guys. so guys, get your ca

buh-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] n. in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about! hey! look at this crowd right here. hey! that was fantastic. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon!" i'm so excited, you guys, in honor of fleet week, tonight's audience is made up entirely of servicemen and women. unlike -- [ cheers and applause ] unlike arnold schwarzenegger's staff, which is made up entirely of women who serviced him. [ laughter ] [ as schwarzenegger ] "mildred, get over here!" that's right we have an all military audience. and we have "stone cold" steve austin on the show. why do i feel like i'm going to get my ass kicked? [ laughter ] we have thousands of servicemen and women in town -- new york city for fleet week. so if you

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know. out, i'll give you the double kiss. >> all right. all right. >> jimmy: happy cinco de mayo, my man. >> thank you. >> jimmy: are you celebrating at all? >> yeah. i'm gonna have a cadillac margarita, right after this. i tried to have that before, but they wouldn't let me. >> jimmy: what's a cadillac margarita? >> it's a margarita with a floater of grand marnier. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> never heard of that. >> try it, cinco de mayo. >> jimmy: i love it. i'll try it whenever. yeah. i'll try it on ocho de mayo as well. >> there you go. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] are you from new york? >> i was born upstate. yeah. >> jimmy: where? >> in putnam valley. >> jimmy: oh, i know putnam valley. >> yeah. that's it. >> audience member: p.v.! >> yeah? right on. i don't think i've met anyone else that was from there. >> jimmy: "p.v."? no one yells "p.v." [ laughter ] >> putnam valley! >> jimmy some gang members from putnam valley, up there. [ laughter ] >> right on! p.v.! >> jimmy: so that's --

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: and now a message from donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ladies and gentlemen, as you all know, something hugely important and gravely serious happened last night. that's right, the last 16 minutes of "celebrity apprentice" were interrupted by president obama. [ cheers and applause ] instead of seeing the thrilling conclusion of the rouk hair system hair show challenge, people were forced to watch president obama inform the nation that al qaeda leader osama bin laden is dead. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know about you but to me, the message is clear -- president obama is so scared of me and so desperate for attention that he felt the need to hunt down and kill osama bin laden, right in the middle of my show. [ laughter ] classic obama move. mr. president, do you mean to tell me that of all the times you could have picked to bring the most wanted man in the world to justice, you had to do it during one of the most exciting boardrooms in the history of "celebrity apprentice"? i mean, it was great tv. nene was yell

syrup hat, here we go -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ah, that's right. [ cheers and applause ] that lookseveryone's going to be wearing a syrup hat. ♪ who's got that syrup hat? everybody's syrup hat no one's got the syrup hat ♪ ♪ reckon the syrup hat can't go to work with a syrup hat ♪ ♪ can't to go to school with a syrup hat ♪ ♪ that's syrup hat you look great. how do you feel? >> syrupy. >> jimmy: very good. go over there and let's see our next contestant. here we go. how you doing, saith? >> good. >> jimmy: good. you know what you got to do, right? you want to hit that board and land on something that's worth more than 6 points. >> okay. [ laughter ] i'll do it. >> jimmy: all right. something shady. why are you, like, leaning away from me? [ laughter ] all right. ready, saith? here we go. initiate the dart board of insanity, please. there you go, buddy. fire when ready. [ ding ] oh! [ applause ] is that right? nut sack attack for 10 points. you want to guess has that is? >> no. >> jimmy: no. probably not. probably not. higgins, tell him what's going to happen. >> steve: well, jimmy, to

[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> ah!is no contest. [ laughter ] are you sure you haven't done this before? [ laughter ] >> i mean -- it's really hard. >> jimmy: try the other hand, maybe. maybe the other hand should pour the beer. [ laughter ] i'm just saying. [ cheers and applause ] you've got it. >> i can't. >> jimmy: it fell off. >> i can't. i can't do it. my eye. i cheated and i lost. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: give it up for ed helms, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we'll take it as a tie. andrew rannells from "the book of mormon" joins us next. hanging out in the bud light lime green room. hey, buddy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ also get a free flight. you know that comes with a private island. really? no. it comes with a hat. you see, airline credit cards promise flights for 25,000 miles, but... [ man ] there's never any seats for 25,000 miles. frustrating, isn't it? but that won't happen with the capital one venture card. you can book any airline anytime. hey, i just said that. after all, isn't traveling hard enou

[ cheers and applause ] ♪on ] whoa! it's the new "thank you notes" book! >> yep. >> steve: that's right. it's finally here, coming to bookstores everywhere on may 23rd. >> [ in unison ] totally awesome! >> this book's got it all! >> a front cover! >> a back cover! >> [ in unison ] words! >> steve: you'll never be bored again! you can read it, hug it, kiss it, sleep with it, take it for a swim, play it like a rock guitar, sell it, toss it to a friend, catch it from a friend, hide it under a rug, rest it on your foot. it's hours and hours of fun. [ in unison ] >> thank you, jimmy fallon! [ crash ] >> jimmy: did somebody say my name? [ screaming ] >> i'm scared! >> steve: the "thank you notes" book from "late night with jimmy fallon." coming to bookstores may 23rd. y.eorder now. e standing by. [ dog bark ] [ applause ] host: could switching to geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? host: does the buck stop here? sfx: buck's blustery exhale. host: could switching to geico 15% or more on car insurance?

♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's robert randolph sitting in withoots tonight. robert! hey! hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> hey! >> jimmy: there's my man. here's his latest album, "we walk this road." you can catch robert performing right at brooklyn bowl right here in new york city tomorrow, thursday and friday. thanks so much for coming back here. always good to see you, buddy. >> brooklyn bowl, baby. thanks for having me. ♪ >> whew! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we've got such a great show tonight, but first i have a quick announcement i want to make. starting thursday, june 2nd, yours truly will be the new host of the world famous studio tour at universal studios hollywood. [ cheers and applause ] i give the tour. i'm on a ride! i'm -- officially, i'm a ride. yeah. i'm on the tram. so, yeah, i'm a ride. so come ride me in hollywood. seacrest out. >> steve: seacrest out, man. >> jimmy: that's right. this is a tour where you go around the back lot, you see all the sets and how movies are made and stuff like that. i'll be there, showing everything to you.

[ cheers and applause ] you do.'s so fun. it's so entertaining. so fun to listen to you in the morning. you worked with different crews throughout your career. >> yes. >> jimmy: i'd say right now you probably have the best crew. [ cheers and applause ] >> absolutely. they're drunk. they are stoned and drunk. >> jimmy: no, they are not. >> i'm nervous. i'll tell you why. >> jimmy: why? >> he's adorable. who wants to come do this guy? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: stop it. >> who wants to do him right now? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] seriously. >> jimmy: come on. >> he's so doable. >> jimmy: oh, please. >> i'm just saying. >> jimmy: you're a good-looking man yourself. >> let's do each other right here. [ laughter ] ♪ hey! stop it, quest! ♪ >> hey, now. >> jimmy: let's get back on track here. >> thought we were. i like the track we're on. >> jimmy: are you nervous because you're on camera? >> no. >> jimmy: because radio you don't see your face? >> you know what it is? i've been hiding behind a microphone for like 30

[ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, ann curry, and "jimmy fallon," happening right [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: 30 years ago today, we lost one of the greatest reggae artists of our time. bob marley. [ cheers and applause ] he introduced many of us to reggae music and used that music to facilitate change, spreading his message of "one love" around the world. all week, we've been doing a tribute to him and his music. so far we've had his son ziggy marley, chris cornell. and now here to o kick off tonight's show is one of my favorites. jennifer hudson singing "no woman no cry." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ no woman no cry no woman no cry no woman no cry no woman no cry ♪ ♪ said i remember when we used to sit in the government yard in trenchtown ♪ ♪ observing the hypocrites yeah mingle with the good people we meet ♪ ♪ good friends we have oh, good friends we've lost along the way, yeah in this great future ♪ ♪ we can't forget our past so dry your eyes, i say yeah no woman no cry ♪ ♪ no woman no cry hey, little darling don't shed no tears no woman no cry ♪ ♪ well, said i remember when we

[ cheers and applause ] in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. thanks for being here on this great, great night. welcome. oh, man, this arnold schwarzenegger story just keeps getting worse. there are now rumors that arnold had a second secret child with a different woman. i know. i can't believe arnold would cheat on his mistress like that. i just can't believe it. i won't believe it. [ laughter ] here's some political news. this week, president obama offered $1 billion to egypt to boost the creation of new jobs. and if that works, they're going to try it here. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] speaking of the middle east, nato air strikes sank eight of moammar gadhafi'

(cheers and applause) that kind of cheering for me... (cheers and applause) please. oh, please. folks, i've got to say, that kind of cheering for me, that's really how i relieve stress. (laughter) now, nation, i hope you're sitting down. unless you're giving me a standing ovation at home, in which case take your time. (laughter) the rest of you, brace yourself, because last night newt gingrich posted this on facebook. "be sure to watch hannity this wednesday at 9:00 p.m. eastern, i will be on to talk about my run for president of the united states." this is huge news! (laughter) huge-headed news! (laughter) because, folks, clearly after months of speculation, newt gingrich has finally announced that tomorrow he will be making an announcement. (laughter) this is the preannouncement announcement we've all been pre-waiting for. (laughter) i haven't been this excited since march when newt made the pre-preannouncement that he would be entering an exploratory phase. (laughter) which i believe means that he and his candidacy have agreed to an open marriage. (laughter) of course, newt i

[ cheers and applause ] jacob lutz from "jimmy fallon," happening right [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about! [ cheers and applause ] hey, everybody. welcome to the show. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. happy friday! [ cheers and applause ] that's right. [ cheers and applause ] you guys -- tomorrow -- tomorrow is -- tomorrow is the kentucky derby, you guys. [ cheers ] yeah. i'm excited about this. last year i drank way too many mint juleps. i spent like 10 minutes screaming at all the horses going by. then my friend was like, "jimmy, that's a merry-go-round." [ laughter ] i'm like, "what? i got money on pink." [ laughter ] i heard that the racehorse uncle mo will not run in the kentucky derby tomorrow because he has low e

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[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome. thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." good crowd. good crowd. i love it. good to be here. hey, this is really nice. i just heard that french first lady carla bruni is having a baby. yeah. or as arnold schwarzenegger calls it, "not mine." [ laughter ] i'm sure you saw this. arnold schwarzenegger revealed that he fathered a secret love child ten years ago. the weird thing is, he just slipped it into his speech and hoped no one was listening. [ as schwarzenegger ] we have to work on the budget problems and education and i fathered a child with a staffer and medicare, social security. so like, it's so crazy, everything -- what's that -- [ cheers and applause ] do y

cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you, yeah.i was -- this is very exciting to be sitting next to the guy who starred in "taxi." [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: it was a great book. >> fine, you know, if that that picture was any worse, i would have been in it. [ laughter ] that's how -- >> jimmy: that's not good. >> yeah, i know. >> jimmy: thank you for being on this program. >> yes, and i dressed up as -- see, last time that we met it was backstage at some kind of a benefit and i, of course, dressed myself like an idiot, so everything was all wrong and you look at me and went -- "oh, can i fix that for you?" and then you -- we were standing together and you were like, fixing my tie -- >> jimmy: yes. >> -- like this. with our faces together -- >> jimmy: we were never that close, ever. you're making things up. >> it was the gayest moment in my life. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're lying. >> he was gayer than prison rape! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? i was just fixing your tie. i was fixing -- prison rape? >> it w

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[ cheers and applause ] thank you ladies, thank you [ cheers and applause ] see you tomorrow. [ cheers and in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. how you doing tonight? that's an audience. new york city audience. thank you so much. oh, my gosh. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. welcome, welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." or as nbc is calling it, "the royal wedding pre-pre-pre-show." [ cheers ] [ laughter ] everybody's talking about the royal wedding. get this. apparently, kate middleton is planning to do her own makeup. [ audience oohs ] yeah. so, aside from the castle, the jewels, limousines, the mansions, the servants and butlers, she's basically just like us, you guys. [ laughter ] i just saw

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪s right. it is in color. it costs $12 and it comes out may 23rd. you can preorder from our website, latenightwithjimmyfallon.com or from amazon. it's our first book, everybody. this is it! [ cheers and applause ] with words, everything. hey you guys, we got a huge show tonight. one of my favorites, whoopi goldberg is here! [ cheers and applause ] oh, i love here. also, the amazing, the talented jennifer hudson is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] she's gonna talk to us, she's gonna sing a song. it's gonna be great. and, all the way from "sesame street," our pal elmo is stopping by. it's late for him. [ cheers and applause ] with his new dvd out, "elmo's travel songs and games." he is the best. he is -- it's late for elmo. >> steve: oh, it is. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he's usually sleeping by this time. >> steve: he wakes up early. >> jimmy: yeah. he might be a little grumpy but who knows? ladies and gentlemen, it's time for "pros and cons." here we go! ♪ pros and cons and pros an

[ cheers and applause ] crosby and nash! guys, it's time for "late night hashtags." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hash tags hash tags ♪ ♪ hash tags hash tags ♪ ♪ hash tags ♪ >> jimmy: all right, guys, these are our lists on twitter where we give you the topic and you send in the tweets. so yesterday, i went on twitter and i started a hash tag called "i went there." and i asked you guys at home to tweet out something everyone's thinking but no one wants to say out loud. basically, something that makes you want to say "oh, i went there." [ light laughter ] so we got thousands of tweets. i was watching them come in all night. it was great, so now i thought i'd share some of my favorite "i went there" tweets from you guys. here we go. the first tweet is from @roybaddie23. he says "if your facebook profile pick is of your dog instead of you, you probably made a wise choice." [ laughter ] he went there. yeah, he went there. this one's from @hybe13. he says "is it just me or did the taco bell chihuahua disappear right bef

(cheers and applause) >> stephen: john lit go! -- lithgow! (cheers and applause) usa! usa! usa! usa! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: i know who i am voting for in 2012. wow, i am sure that won back all of newt's supporters that haven't just watched the dexter marathon. you're welcome, newt. go get em, buddy. folk, swimsuit season is right around the corner and there's one place i always turn for my fitness tips, the house of representatives. (laughter) just check out this month's issue of the very not gay men's health magazine. that's illinois republican aaron schoch showing off his six-pack abs. and if you look closely you can also see his pathway to prosperity. (laughter) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: now congressman schoch is partnering with men's health to promote a fitness initiative called the fit for life summer challenge encouraging all americans to get fit for life until september. then we turn back into-- then we turn back into alfredo-based life forms. i applaud congressman schoch for using the power of his office to raise awareness of just how ripped he is. of

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they love you. baldwin. >> i got a big cushion coming out of my butt over here. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. you can take that home with you. it's the home game. >> can i take this? >> jimmy: it's the home game. yeah. we disguise it as a pillow. is that a blue ring you have on there? >> is it a blue ring? >> jimmy: is it a ring? what is has? >> none of your [ bleep ] damn business. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i just said it -- i wondered what it is. >> it's a hair band. everybody says the same thing if you wear a ring on this finger, it's a hair band and i wear it to remind me of something. everybody's like, you know, "did you get married?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> what are you a moron? no i didn't get married. >> jimmy: what does it remind you of? is it something personal? >> none of your [ bleep ] damn business. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, the last time i saw you, by the way was at the -- you got honored -- the museum of moving -- of the moving image honored you. >> and you came, and thank you. yes, tha

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! dropped it. i dropped it. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. and thank you so much for being here. oh, my gosh. what a great crowd already. i'm, like, excited. [ cheers and applause ] we're having a fun day. we're having a fun day. today is national visit your relatives day. [ laughter ] or as arnold schwarzenegger put it -- [ imitates schwarzenegger ] "better make it two days." [ laughter ] listen to this. maria shriver was at the taping of oprah's farewell spectacular last night in chicago. a little awkward because oprah's like, "everyone look under your seats!" and maria was like, "it's not another kid, is it?" [ laughter ] don't surprise her with that. listen to this, you guys. ever since the news of osama bin laden's porn stash, the adult entertainment industry wants to know which movies were in this collection. yeah. [ laughter ] as if there's one sticker you want to put right on the cover. it's wank-approved by osama bin laden. [ laughter ] "hey, you should g

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