brand, cheetos. >> it's not easy being cheesy. >> cheetos snacks. >> you remember the face of cheetoswith other american made products are caught up in the violence in mexico as cartels target big american companies. thanks for being here, raphael. why are they targeting american companies? >> no information that they are targeting this company because it's american or they have a beef with pepsico. in mexico it is the brand name that people know so there's no indication they are making that connection yet. however, it is a huge company in mexico. it dominates the market. it is certainly something of concern not only for the government but for the business sector that organized crime can launch this kind of an attack. we're talking about five distribution centers in two mexican states in southern mexico. four suspects have been arrested already and they say they belong to a cartel known as knights templer. they are very concerned about this and spoke about how this is not only a threat to security but also to the business -- to the economy in mexico. >> why would drug cartels target t

he says he has "not" been bobbing for cheetos. [ laughter ] then, egypt holds the first round of its presidential elections. the winner gets buried with a hundred mummified cats! [ laughter ] and my guest charlize theron stars in the new film "snow white and the huntsman." so that's what jon huntsman is doing now. [ laughter ] romney wins the texas primary. congratulations, mitt romney. you've gone from presumptive nominee to 'sumptive nominee. [ laughter ] this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) [cheers and applause] thank you, ladies and gentlemen. [cheers and applause] welcome to the report. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen's name] [cheers and applause] thank you, ladies and gentlemen. i can't lie to you it's a keep this high. [ laughter ] thank you for joining us. nation, it was memorial day yesterday. i hope you had the traditional cookout with good friends, good laughs, cold beer and sober reflections on the grim tally of two centuries of war. and, of course, vodka w

. >> doritos, cheetos, ruffles under attack by mexican drug cartels. >> the pepsico subsidiary distributes snack foods in mexico. >> stephen: mistakeo-grandy, mi harm manose. just because you run around rocket-propelled a.k., and leave coolers filled with severed heads outside the city hall but you just crossed bot wrong aisle of the supermarkets, muchachos. you are small patoit'ses compared to the snack cartels who fry our potatoes. you do not ( bleep ) with pepsico. ( cheers and applause ) in fact, may i remind you, may i remind you back in 1984, michael jackson crossed them, and they set his head on fire. ( laughter ) nice temped lar. you have made anymores of the most powerful names in chip trafficking. of los fritos. and don pringle. make no mistake-- he will pop a cap in your asspositive. and once he pops, he cannot stop. ( applause ) and the products they push are far more addictive than mere heroine. billions are riding the kool ranch dragon and even the kids are getting baked. so watch your ass, cartels. you're soon to be giant ass. nation, you know me. i don't just give you my tw

he says he has "not" been bobbing for cheetos. [ laughter ] then, egypt holds the first round of itsdential elections. the winner gets buried with a hundred mummified cats! [ laughter ] and my guest charlize theron stars in the new film "snow white and the huntsman." so that's what jon huntsman is doing now. [ laughter ] romney wins the texas primary. congratulations, mitt romney.

there i was eating my cheetos thinking it was all good.o wolf blitzer, my colleague live in "the situation room." wolf? >> ashlee, thanks very much. happening now. >> my mother and father dreamed as much as every rich guy dreams. they don't get us! they don't get who we are! vice president joe biden leads the charge as democrats go after mitt romney's record as a

. >> that means we can sit there and watch it while eating cheetos. trust me. >> trust me.s you can do. i've spent time with lester in the gym, as well. and he still shows up on sundays. so, you know. check our website out today.com. you can see the video and jenna can be training you in your home, too. >> let's not get crazy. >> so -- >> now, time for weather. >> weather al. >> boom. >> you know what, first of all, before we do this, i want to make sure we have enough time for something we want to say. >> we absolutely do. because it has been seven years, i believe, and counting since our senior producer mark victor has been working with us. i think we have a picture of him. he is now, there he is. >> he's in the middle. >> he's in the middle. >> in case you didn't know. but now he's moving on to bigger and better things heading up tomorrow productions which is a new division of nbc news. so there he is. mark victor. >> he's been such a great asset to this show. in his time he took our hour to the top of the ratings. he has been terrific under his leadership. also the popu

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there i was eating my cheetos thinking it was all good. thanks, my friend. >> let me turn things over to wolf blitzer, my colleague live in "the situation room." wolf? >> ashlee, thanks very much. happening now. >> my mother and father dreamed as much as every rich guy dreams. they don't get us! they don't get who we are! vice president joe biden leads the charge as democrats go after mitt romney's record as a business leader and the republican record on job. after getting a low-key endorsement from george w. bush romney goes to great lengths to avoid mentioning the former president's name. wait until you hear what's going on. >>> and the house speaker john boehner joins the president for cold cuts. cold cuts over at white house for lunch, but he warns that without some big spending cuts there may be another debt ceiling crisis. i'm wolf blitzer. you're in "the situation room." -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >>> the obama camp today launched an all-out assault on mitt romney's years as a high-powered investment company leader. vice

. >> that means we can sit there and watch it while eating cheetos. trust me. >> trust me.jenna can be training you in your home, too. >> let's not get crazy. >> so -- >> now, time for weather. >> weather al. >> boom. >> boom. you know what first of all before we do that, because we'll do a local, because i want to make sure we have enough time for something to say. >> we do. because it has been seven years, i believe and counting since our senior producer, mark victor has been working with us. i think we have a picture of him. well he is now, there he is. >> he's in the middle. >> he's in the middle. in case you didn't know, now he's moving on to bigger and better things, heading up "tomorrow" productions, a new division of nbc news. there he is, mark victor. >> he's been such a great asset to this show in his time, he took our hour to the top of the ratings, he's been terrific, under his leadership -- it's also the birthplace of popular segments of "money 911" "the profession professionals." >> mark victor, stand up. >> he is standing. >> mark, we're going to miss you so

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