>> chelsea: a job?'m not really sure i'm qualified to do anything. >> chloe: (laughs) that can't be true. >> chelsea: i mix a mean drink, but i don't think adam would be crazy about me bartending. >> chloe: you know what? you don't seem like the type who lets their husband tell them what they can or can't do. >> chelsea: well, i'm not, but why would i argue with him about something i don't really want to do, you know? i got--i gotta pick my battles. >> chloe: well, yeah, that's smart, but you know, i-i think you'd be a really good mediator. tagngrab could be your first case. >> chelsea: (chuckles) no, thanks. i know my husband. once his mind is made up, it is impossible to change it, and quite honestly, i think you and kevin are probably better off not doing business with him right now anyway. >> chloe: yeah, i know. believe me, if i could let it go, i would, but kevin has just had it so hard all of his life, and if tagngrab is a bust, i just don't know what he's gonna do. >> chelsea: i wish there was s

chelsea handler is back on the show!lus, he stars on hbo's hit show, "boardwalk empire." charlie cox is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and, we got some good music from meek mill! it's gonna be good stuff. [ cheers and applause ] meek mill! guys, i can't believe it's already november. this year has just flown by, but a ton of stuff has happened. with that in mind, lets take a brief look at 2012. >> jimmy: and now it's time to play one of my favorite games, "wax on wax off!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ welcome to "wax on wax off," the trivia game where, for every correct answer, you get $100. and for every incorrect answer, you get a portion of your chest hair waxed off. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] let's meet tonight's lucky contestant. come on there, buddy. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing, my friend? >> doing well. >> jimmy: nice to see you. great. [ whistles ] great to see you. what is your name and where are you from? >> my name is matt, i'm from garwood, new jersey. >> jimmy: good man, matt.

we understand but —— that the chelsea player ramires believes he heard something offensive.be interesting to see what the fa does. it remains to be seen. but there is some criticism of the way chelsea have proceeded with this, including the fact that they made it public. sir alex ferguson and arsene wenger have said that they believed chelsea should have kept it in— house. and yet there are others, withdean chelsea, i can tell you, who feel they are being criticised unfairly. they feel they have no choice to proceed —— but to proceed with the complaint. given the recent climate, and a player like ramires, who suffered racial abuse, we understand, win in portugal. they say if he believes he heard something untoward, what choice did they have but to make a complaint? they have to make that clear to the fa and to the government, they say. that is what they have done. but because of the context, chelsea have received criticism, relating to the way they handled thejohn terry affair. i think the reality is that nobody believes them, that is that nobody believes them, that is the p

. >> chelsea handler was supposed to be our lead guest. and that means at 10:00, we go on live, that was gonna happen. at 8:30, ring ring, phone rings, chelsea's not feeling good. >> sick all night we were told. >> sick all night. >> we decided it would be -- she decided it would be a good idea to confess on another national show. >> because even at the time, we said now it would be interesting to see if she shows up at jimmy fallon. >> let's watch. 'cause she did. let's remember this. >> i wasn't sick. >> so you -- >> no, no i wasn't drunk or anything. i literally walked into a shower door this morning, i hit my eye and so everything's puffy. it was just like i couldn't go with kathie lee gifford and hoda kotaba, whatever her name is. >> so then we were worried about the eye because that's a problem if you get hit in the eye. she looked darn good. >> she looked good. she might have great makeup artists. also went that night -- >> to the glamour awards. you can do that with an eye problem. then anyway -- >> she looked darn good, i have to

not only did the air bag crack the windshield but the explosion left chelsea with minor injuries that her mother worries could have been much worse. >> i had a burn right here from the air bag and it cut my knees and i had bruises on my legs. >> she drives on the freeway. what if it happened on the freeway? there is no telling who would have crashed into her. >> reporter: the center for auto safety says unexpected airbag deployments in the ford focus are nothing new. >> the bottom line is, this is 2000 to 2001 ford focus had an airbag problem in the early days. >> reporter: in fact, back in 2002, the national highway traffic safety administration launched an investigation into the problem after reports of more than 300 complaints about unexpected airbag deployments. many of them from drivers who were stopped or driving less than 10 miles an hour. but nhtsa closed the investigation stating no fixes were warranted because it determined in more than half of the cases drivers had actually hit something. >> if it's not a serious crash, the air bags should not deploy. >> reporter: when chel

never met chelsea clinton, but apparently chelsea has a reputation for texting her friends in the middle of meetings with her parent, but it was a confirmation that in fact this meeting did take place and it was an accurate representation of what went on during the meeting. >> also talked about chelsea clinton's reaction to the 2008 presidential primary on the democratic side. >> guest: well, chelsea, like bill, her father -- they're very close -- felt that the democratic nomination was practically stolen from her mother. that she deserved to be the presidential candidate, not barack obama, and the obama:s had unfairly characterized her father, bill clinton, as a racist during the campaign, and had played unfair with him. so he wanted her mother to get back and challenge obama: and run for president. >> host: aren't all presidents amateurs when they come into office? >> guest: i think most of them are. i don't think dwight eisenhower was. he understand how to be a manager, an executive, how to get things done. i don't think lyndon johnson was an amateur when he inherited the presidency a

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. >> chelsea's defeat has led the team put the chances of regression hanging by a thread. >> no wonder then that the club has set its coach. he only took over the team back in march and led it to the champions league last season, but in a statement on its website today, chesley said recent performances and results were simply not good enough -- chelsea said recent performances and results were simply not good enough. i'm only a win will do. a draw would leave them having to leave their last match to get through. >> the squat look relaxed as they prepare for their match. they know that when will put them into the knockout stage. it is a home match for us, and we hope we can get the job done with the support of our fans. >> they have already been on the losing end this champions league season, but this time, the greek coach likes his sides chances -- his side's chances. >> we have got a lot stronger since the first game. meanwhile, they have stayed at the same level. >> of course, we will bring you that result later tonight, but for now, that is it for us. >> we will see you again very s

. >> they got hillary and chelsea there and all i remember is it happened fast and everybody who cared about muss was scared and i felt rather serene. >> on labor day he had four blooz vessels by passed. >> starting this morning around 8:00 he had a relatively routine quadruple by pass the operating around noon, and he is recovering. >> it hurt so much that i had a hard time even watching movies much less reading. then when i started again to exercise and i forced myself out -- i mean, like the first day try to just walk a half a block. i was really trying to push myself into doing the therapy. there was that period when you're just not sure you can come back. >> did you confront your mortality? >> oh, yeah, but i lived with it -- you know, when i was in elementary school, i was fascinated by cemeteries, and i used to walk m cemetery in the little town where i was born where my father and my grandparents are buried and my mother buried. i used to go visit and read the headstones and see when people were buried there and when they lived and how long they lived. it was different for me.

we were told chelsea handler, who cancelled an hour and a half before the show. >> 8:30 we got a showing she wasn't going to be able to come. >> she was our lead guest. >> she was sick all night, we were told. but we had a feeling something was up. >> late last night clicking around on the channels, you turn on jimmy fallon, guess who showed up, chelsea handler. >> let's see what she had to say. >> i wasn't sick. >> let's just say -- >> i wasn't drunk anything. i literally walked into a shower door this morning, i hit my eye, everything was puffy. i couldn't go with kathie lee gifford and hoda whatever her name is. >> kotb. kotb. >> that's good to know. i never thought about it. i thought why are there two vowels so close together? >> consonants. just so we're clear. she wasn't sick and her eye wasn't puffy. was it? >> she has explaining to do. >>> all right, gq men of the year, every year they have different covers. rihanna is making history as the first woman to grace the cover of the annual man of the year issue. >> she's gotothing on! leather jacket, nothing else. >> three covers

ahora vamos con las imagenes de la champions.la norsjeland, chelsea supero 3-2 a sharktar donetsk, lasenes que estamos viendo corresponden a la victoria de manchester united 3-1 sobre el braga. los goles fueron anotados por alan de tiro penal a los 49 minutos, empato robin van persie a seguimos con mas futbol internacional. por la copa sudamericana, sao paulo goleo 5-0 a la universidad de chile y clasifico a la semifinal. el el salvador, atletico marte goleo 5-1 a once municipal, estas imagenes corresponden al empate entre santa tecla a alianza, juventud independiente empato 1-1 con la universidad. en guatemala, municipal empato de local 0-0 con halcones la mesilla y petapa tambien de local empato 1-1 con juventud escuintleca. tambien se realizo el sorteo de la exagonal por la concacaf, la primera fecha 6 de febrero. mexico recibe en el azteca a jamaica, honduras recibira a estados unidos y panama en el estadio romel fernandez se medira a costa rica. dejamos el futbol y vamos con la nba en un partido muy disputado. hablamos de los celtics que recibieron en el td garden a los wizards de

here is victoria justice and chelsea handler. "fun size" in theaters this friday.trick or treat. that's what you're taking albert out in? >> oh, no. i forgot to tell you? you're going to watch albert tonight. i am going to a party with keevin. >> a party? with keevin? >> why are you saying his name like that? >> it's not even a name, mom. you're either kevin or you're steven. keevin does not exist. >> keevin does exist. and he is kind and employed. >> no, mom, i did not agree to this. please. don't do this to me. >> honey, if you watch albert tonight, i'll sign the application for nyu tomorrow. and then this time next year, you're going to be trick or treating the west village. i love you. thank you. you're welcome. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love you. thank you. you're welcome. >> you're welcome! >> jimmy: we love her. she's funny. our thanks to victoria justice. "fun size" is in theaters this friday. jamie-lynn sigler joins us next. come on back everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ so anyway, i've been to a lot of places. you know, i've help

pure tragedy. >> why was it chelsea's nanny, quote, discovered the missing billing records of whitewater? >> there's a direct connection between when those records were, quote, discovered and affect the two days earlier and memorandum was published by one of the people who would handle the entire whitewater affair for the white house. this was all getting very dirty, very public and was going to happen fast and i think that person decided it was better to come clean and reveal those records were there than to continue to say they had been lost. >> the clintons to remarkable job keeping chelsea out of the limelight as have you. where does she fit in? >> i think she was incredibly important to both of them and hillary was acting on her belief that her mother taught her nothing is more important than the family. and bill was devoted to her. i think they were successful in being able to keep her childhood as private as possible. when the monarch

not only did the airbag crack the windshield but the explosion left chelsea with minor injuries that her mother worries could have been much worse. >> i had a burn right here from the airbag and it cut my knees and i had bruising on my legs. >> she drives on the freeway. of what in it happened on the freeway? there is no telling who would have crashed into her. >> reporter: clarence of the center for auto safety says unexpected airbag deployments in the ford focus are nothing new. >> the bottom line is, the 2000- 2001 ford focus clearly had an airbag problem in the early days. >> reporter: in fact, back in 2002, the national highway traffic safety administration launched an investigation into the problem after reports of more than 300 complaints about unexpected airbag deployments. many of them from drivers who were stopped or driving less than 10 miles an hour. but nhtsa closed the investigation stating no fixes were warranted because it determined in more than half of the cases drivers had actually hit something. ditlo says it was the wrong call. >> if there's not a serious crash,

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a long history with chelsea and we are fond of her, don't get us wrong.ent came and went, she went bye bye, we'd nice time, she sold a lot of books, a gazillion books and i think it was brooke shields who came on recently after that and said, right after that where's my drink? and it just took off, okay? we have nothing to do with it. wfrmt he heard a rumor, by the way, chelsea did apologize on a show that she apparently has. she has a show? >> i heard a rumor she has a show and she was sorry. we looked for it online and they don't update their show online because we couldn't find it. anyway -- >> the feud continues. >> we will find out if it is true. >> we are all about keeping the peace here, we want chelsea to come back any time she likes. we hope her black eye and her food poison cleared up. we hope she is happy with her boyfriend. we just want everybody to be happy. we just want to know if it's something that we did. hoda just -- hoda's on a tirade. >> no, i'm not. >> i'm type. you tell me, i'm so much nicer. but hoda wants blood. >> stop. >> so, hod

all the way down to the chelsea neighborhood, about 25 blocks. and it had to represent hours in line and seemed to be growing at the time. >> suarez: are people frustrated, is there this sense almost everywhere you go that people somewhere else are getting help faster than are you? >> yeah, i think the frustration is starting to build. i think people are reaching the outer limit of their patience with being without power, particularly. i think in the suburbs it's particularly bad because people expect to see a truck pass their house n their neighborhood with people up working on lines. and when they don't see that they think they've been neglected or ignored. so you hear that from long island, you hear that from westchester county. you hear less of that in new york city because people don't really expect to see the repairmen, you know n front of their buildings, necessarily. and their power will come on sort of all at once like in neighborhoods as opposed to out in the suburbs where some people need power restrung right to their house. >> suarez:

, tell us. >> i was down in chelsea today where the power was still out. in a building with no elevators so you had to walk up six flights to get up and down. and it is still dark around there. it's completely different than it is up here in midtown. and it's been that way all week. you know, people are mostly getting around on foot. the cabs are having trouble getting enough gasoline. there's one gas station on the west side in midtown sort of west of the theatre district. and it has a line, it had a line this morning of cars mostly taxi cabs. all the way down to the chelsea neighborhood, about 25 blocks and it had to represent hours in line and seemed to be growing at the time. >> suarez: are people frustrated, is there this sense almost everywhere you go that people somewhere else are getting help faster than are you? >> yeah, i think the frustration is starting to build. i think people are reaching the outer limit of their patience with being without power, particularly. i think in the suburbs it's particularly bad because people expect to see a truck

and one of the pictures from sandy was in chelsea, you may have seen a facade ripped off the buildingere our ireporter captured this, showing what was going on at the time. it is about the only time you understand what is going on around the facade of the building, and outside the subway here in manhattan, our ireporter shot this video inside where the pumps were operating. he said there had been at least six feet of water that he was able to see. and if you let the video is go, a few more seconds, the water being pulled out. let's look at number seven -- >> it is amazing how fast they were able to do that, pumping the water out of the subway systems. >> and it has been federal, local, and state, so much impressive work. talk about the impressive work. the employee didn't want to use his name but sent it to us from la guardia. this is the tarmac, where the flights couldn't land. this reminds us why 13,000 flights were cancelled. take a look at this video. let's listen. look at that. >> remnants of hurricane sandy. >> that is like michigan, near chicago. our reporter said the wind was

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love chelsea. >> love her. >> apology accepted. >> who's upset? >> perez hilton. >> he was loving it! >> this is like the worst day ever, because the feud is over. >> he said he's disappointed. perez, we'll start another one with someone soon. >>> a lot of fun on the plaza today, you guys. >> your boyfriend is here. your boyfriend is here, hoda woman! >> flo rida! >> oh, oh, oh. >> how are you, baby? >> hi! you were rocking it out there. >> thank you, thank you. >> i want you to know how good flo rida smells. >> look who he's wearing around his neck. >> smell him, smell him. >> give me some of that. oh, my god. what is that? what is that? >> it's so good. what is it? >> clive christian. >> by the way, i want to point out i got a gift from flo. it's a whistle baby, whistle baby, let me know. and you were nice enough to say you were going to bring a little something special. you're coming back to see us? >> definitely coming back. >> when? >> back real soon, probably a couple days. >> wednesday? >> wines day wednesday. >> you are adorable. thanks fo

chelsea and buck neck landing getting in on the wet weather, the light rain. this is pushing to the south as we go through the day today. the clouds this morning, the clouds will get out of here. we'll get clearing. cold this morning though and 31 degrees. we're at 38 in towson this morning. and the winds are making it feel colder and ellicott city 38. that is feeling like we're in the low 30s. the winds will kick up throughout the day. windy by 3:00 but more sun coming in. hopefully it will warm up. cold, brutal out there. >> we're dealing with the effects of the massive water main break. north charles street shut down from penn station and 20th. closed between maryland avenue. route 32. it will be slow up to 175. if you are using the beltway this morning and take a look at the northwest side here at cold court road. traffic is moving along. no delays as you head to route 40. as we pull up. if you arizing it to get downtown. no problems to report. it will be an easy ride from the beltway to fayette street. back to you. >>> workers will be back at it where the

(cheers and applause) how is chelsea clinton stacking up against tag romney? (laughter) more importantly, will tag be able to ward off a last-ditch challenge by mitt romney? (laughter) oh, he's running. and as america's premier news reader, it's my duty to stay way way ahead of these races. that's why tonight i am proud to launch my coverage of election: 2072, race to the white or. (cheers and applause) brought to you by virtual olive garden. (laughter) when you're technically not here you're family. (laughter) now, so far, in 2072 looks like it's going to be a matchup between robocheney versus a swarm of sentient nano hornets. those nano hornets are going to be tough to beat, folks, because i hear this weekend they were swarming an iowa pancake breakfast. (laughter) and like my colleagues all across cable news, i will stay on this story before it ever happens. (laughter) now, folks, the if i pass judgment like i passed kidney stones it's going to hurt like hell and you'll be walking funny. this is tip of the hat, wag of the finger. (cheers and applause) first

now i got down -- when chelsea was married, i weighed about 192, which was when i weighed when i graduated high school. anything under 192 was the optimal weight. i ran at the hottest time of the day, which i could do in order to make the pounds go off. it was the first time since i was thirteen years old, to weigh that much. >>> and the pictures don't lie, i learned if my arteries were young or old. and i'll find out what fate has for me. [ woman ] ring. ring. progresso. in what world do potatoes, bacon and cheese add up to 100 calories? your world. ♪ [ whispers ] real bacon... creamy cheese... 100 calories... [ chef ] ma'am [ male announcer ] progresso. you gotta taste this soup. part of a whole new line of tablets from dell. it's changing the conversation. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] you've been years in the making. and there are many years ahead. join the millions of members who've chosen an aarp medicare supplement insurance plan insured by unitedhealthcare insurance company. go long. >>> so what about me? i have a family history. am i heart attack proof? so a couple of weeks ago i met u