manassas miracles, they're winning games, and my big mug's on the front page just grinning like a cheshirecat. then people are coming up and saying, hey, bill, what's going on at manassas? yeah, man, i got 'em to 3-3. tell me about this article in the newspaper. i said, well, it's called the manassas miracle, you know? they're like, man, that is awesome, back slap. tell me what else. well, we got 'em doing their homework. what else? well, i got 'em in new uniforms. what else? well, i got 'em to be respectful. what else? well, i got 'em getting off the street corner. well, what else? well, i, i, i. and my 6-year-old son will looks up at me and says, hey, dad? i said, yeah. i've heard all about everything that's happening, but what are some of your players' names? those kids saw right through me. i was digging it. i was digging the back slaps. while i was serving, and i was leading, and i was out of my comfort zone, i was a fraud. because i was a turkey person. because it was making me feel good. and i was digging the press, and i was digging the back slaps. and my own child didn't even know