you're watching local news, with people magazine's sexiest man alive from 1994-2007, chet van jansen. you. all right. yep, it's local news where each guest has to share a story wherever they're from and then i vote on a winner and that person gets to ♪ >> we interrupt gutfeld for this breaking news. serial streaker and disgraced newsman chet van jansen has been stripped of nearly all his sexiest man alive titles. this after he was arrested for lewd behavior at a golf tournament in arizona. stunned witnesses say he could be heard shouting, who wants to see my hole in one? surprisingly, editors at people magazine allowed chet to keep his 2007 crown because he deserved that one. we'll keep you updated on this developing story. now back to gutfeld. [cheers and applause] >> greg: another tough break for chet. we're praying that he gets better. kat, why don't you go first >> kat: yes! in the detroit area, there are about a hundred cats and kittens available for adoption because they were found in a disgusting hoarding situation. and that's sad. but let me just say, you don't know what love

van jansen dancing nude on a new york subway platform. when asked why he did it, chete aboveground get to see this beautiful temple. in van jansen's defense he was wearing a helmet. we will keep you updated on this story as we learn more. now back to gutfeld. >> greg: another tough break for chet. our thoughts and prayers. all right, paul, where are you from? >> paul: new york city. >> greg: yeah, okay. what's your local news? >> paul: so new york city is raising the price of the subway and their buses to $2.90, that's a $6 round trip commute every day. however, you pay ten bucks, they'll give you the nine millimeter. [laughter] >> greg: jimmy, jersey? >> jimmy:. >> jimmy: long island, long island baby. >> greg: i always forget where you're from, probably on purposes. >> jimmy: same thing. >> greg: i want to wash my brain from every knowing you. >> jimmy: stop it. >> greg: everything about you makes me sick. >> jimmy: awe. >> greg: do you have a story? >> jimmy: yes. and i would take you to jersey, to six flags, but you couldn't get on the rides, so there's that. [laug

. >> eight years in a row, chet van jansen. and now here's chet. >> thank you. okay.yeahers and , it's local news we each guest has to share a story fromwherev. >> they're from. and then i vote on a winner. and then that we interruptfo gutfeld for this breaking news ,chet van jansen has been o stripped of all his corpse. a this after new video was released showing van jansen dancing on a new york subway platform. when askeddancin he did it,e di van jansen said, quote, why should only those above groundit get to see this beautiful temple? and in van jansen's defense, he wasbeautiful wearing a helmet. we'll keep you updated on this story as we learn more. now back to gutfeld. gutfel another tough break fod.r paul, our thoughts and prayers. all right,re paul, where are you from? new york city. yeah. okay. what's your local news? >> pso new york city is raising the price of subway and buses to $2.90. that's a $6 roundtrip commute every daa $6uty. , however, if you pay ten bucks, they'll give you a nine millimeter tanthey'lk. jimmy new jersey. i alw >> long island. strong

. >> we interrupt gutfeld for this breaking news serial streaker and disgraced newsman chet van jansen has been stripped of his george clooney lookalike contest wins. this after new video waske released of van jansen streaking last night at a minor league basebal alikel game. once van jansen was apprehended, cops say he claimed tha van janset beeng all this to impress none other than actor wayne brady. and it appears it might have worked. earlier today, van jansen ne and brady were spotted enjoying a leisurely stroll together a in, malibu. and all this comes after brady came out this week as pansexualn . a fascinating development, to say the least. we'll keep you updated on this t story as we learn more. >> nowedn th back to gutfeldis. all right. i'm happy for jett and wayne. they have a great future together. douglas, go first with your local story. >> is it from jolly old england? it. olly is.e no >> it is. and it's because nothing happens. it doesn't involve happen a chimney sweep. >> oh, no, no, no. even it's even less exciting. okay. this involves a very important story that happe

van jansen. and now here's bret. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: yeah, it's local news where each guest has to share a story from wherever they're from. i'm your host bret van jansen chet'sn. morgan you go first. >> morgan: we have a young 24-year-old man in nashville who unfortunately rang up an $8,000 tab at a ports bar and then he actually, when he started -- i guess they authorized the charge at the beginning. by the end of the night he turned off his credit card said he didn't agree with the charges and he actually got arrested because we don't put up with that in tennessee. >> jimmy: for real? >> morgan: yeah he did. and by the way that's a big tip that the waiters didn't get. >> jimmy: no question but knowing nashville did he get arrested for skipping the tab or did he actually drive home after drinking $8,000 worth of booze? >> morgan: i hope not. he said he didn't agree with the charges so he stopped -- he called the credit card company and froze his credit card and sat there all night drinking. don't do that. everybody come to nashville for your bachelor parties, have fun, pay your bar tab, tip your waitresss >> jimmy: yes, thank you. well said. katherine timpf

person gets -- >> we interrupt gutfeld for this news, chet january jensen has been stripped of his george clooney like alike costumes. once van jansensaid he's been doing it to impress actor ben brady. he and van brady were spotted on a beach in malibu and this after brady came out as pan sexual, a fascinating development to say the least. we will keep you updated on this story as we learn more. back to gutfeld. >> i'm happy for chet and wayne. may they have a great future together. douglas go with your story. is it from jolly old england? >> it is, because nothing happens there. >> are you involved chimney sweep? >> even less exciting. this is an important story about blackpool. a zoo there has a pelican that's flown off. turns out this has come as a complete surprise to the zoo staff. the pelican flew up because of seagulls. so there's a missing pelican on the loose in blackpool but that's not the main part of the story i'm interested in. the main part is in. >> i hope you get to it. >> locals have been asked to scare off the satisfy gulls and come dressed as birds. >> could you say she's a lovely bird. >> she's a lovely old bird.