(laughter) i'm in my living room innocently watching a chevy silverado ad. a bunch of men in shiny tights start hitting each other hurling and kicking a weird level oblate sphere rohde. it was hours before i realized it was some football. (laughter) and needless to say i was not ready for it. i'm sorry, espn, you can disagree with a man's politics but you have no right to rob the american people of the proper procedures of football preparation. bocephus isn't just asking if we're ready restoreally, he's asking us all to embark on a journey of reflection. check our surroundings. is there any suggesting unpreparedness for some football? perhaps an empty snack bowl, near is unchilled, a telephone shaped like a baseball. (laughter) what about outstandings are vice presidents from my rowdy friend? might all of them not come over tonight? last night we were robbed of that as a nation and why? perhaps the hitler/netanyahu golf game wouldn't be so bad. (cheers and applause) on the wii it is certainly adorable. if you notice, hitler's got a bit of slice. that's why h