ryan's trying to be funny, and a comedian he is not. >> larry: chewy can't help. >> chewy can't spoturtle. >> larry: chewy is an apparatus for you. >> he's an appendage. >> larry: lots about your family in your new book. by the way, your late mother was mormon and your father was jewish. >> you're married to a mormon woman. >> larry: you were raised, how? >> i was raised not mormon. >> larry: does that mean you were raised jewish? >> they asked me to choose between judaism and mormonism and one sister told me with mormonism you can't drink, can't have caffeine and can't have sex. i was like, i'll take the dreidel. >> larry: lots about your family in the new book, especially with your dad, it's not exactly father knows best stuff, but here's an example. to be very clear, this is from the book. "my father had no friends, so when he says anything intimating that he does, i know more likely than not that he's referring to one of his jamaican girlfriends. none of my brothers and sisters can get an honest answer from him regarding his personal life and to be honest we'd rather not know the