i didn't know you had a thing for deaf chicks. any kind of disabled chick, peter.hat regular chicks don't even think of. besides, you know me. i'm into a lot of different stuff. what, did you hear something? no, it's all good. all right. you know, chris, a little friendly advice. uh, you're gonna start dating soon; probably good to get in the habit of chewing with your mouth closed. doesn't bother me, i'm just-- you know, one friend to another. oh, what, you got a problem with me? you think i'm gross? don't do that. don't do that. yeah. this is what you are and this is what i am. peter, hurry up! you're missing dinner. (grunting, screaming) (bleeping) lois, what the hell?! oh, my god, peter, are you okay?! what the hell happened to the stairs?! they're all slippery now! i had them replaced, remember? the old ones were so rough, and stewie got that splinter, so i thought replacing the wood was the best way to go. when'd you do that?! the other day, when you spent all that time at the drugstore. oh, yeah. couldn't figure out if that hispanic lady worked there or not.

(chick cheeping) is that a chicken? oh, sorry. (laughs) that's brick's chick.ng around the house somewhere. we can't find it. he's right here. i found him this morning. brick, get that thing off the table. come on. look, he imprinted on me. he follows me everywhere. come on. (chuckles) (brick) see? (axl) okay. well, i had a worst-case scenario in my head, and this seems to be kind of exceeding that, so we're gonna go. no. this is all about us getting to know morgan. so, morgan, how's school goin'? fantastic. i just aced my a.p. mandarin test. i told axl to drop spanish, so now he's taking it, too. ni hao. oh. i didn't know you dropped a class. so what's wrong with spanish? well-- nothing. it's just everyone knows chinese is the language of the future. uh-huh. huh. wow. i didn't know that. did you know that, mike? yep. it also looks good on your transcript. i told axl he needed to start thinking about things like that. it's not exactly like we never talk about that around here. (chuckles) i mean, we didn't just give birth to him and then walk away. well, i told

and now tmz presents, hey, who is banging that hot chick! hot chick. s >> wow. touch her in to human resource don't approve off. feral. i >> then the guy banging her must pablo. after his crushing loss last he's a pretty good consolation prize because of the intercourse. beach and t on the looking damn hot. triple damndamn hot hot. >> damn, damn, damn! so poor. mily was but back to nickii who is ladies the the many bachelor may be hounding when the show comes back and everyone totally is girl is perfect. she needs a good male. needs milk. >> god knows we keep trying. said it other guy harvey. >> but the real problem with that is that giant ass she doesn't of at all. for me. a little skinny into.was born huge ass nickii feral. without one what person would him and, except him and him and her and maybe him. okay, not him. >> hey, doug how's it going? a writer, nnes director creator of entourage all coming out of the wood work. >> we just run through it all. to be -- ything going anything going to happen with the whole entourage movie? know. on't >> this is preut w

. >> this chick is an old chick and she doesn't know what young people do. everybody does this.ing. >> who is old? >> who ever the chick who -- gite singer? >> not the singer, but the chick. >> the feminist blogger. >> the feminist who complained. it is an old person that doesn't know old and young people do these things. >> kimberly -- >> oh those young people. >> isn't she saying this is what i am seeing in a lot of songs and it is stupid. how is that racist? >> your interpretation was pg and very accurate. >> miley cyrus did the same thing. >> miley cyrus is so much worse. >> she is great. she is a treasure. >> andy, you told me you loved the song and it is about time she calls out the super official consumption of our p -- rappers. >> use a different word than black. but everyone gets one. >> i said redskins. >> it is fantastic. this writer accuses lorde of racism saying why not critique wealth by looking at golf and polo and central park east. then people from central new zealand are like, golf is super cheap in new zealand. it is not a rich person's sport. nobody plays pol

the new chick-fil-a near mati ta avenue. they will get free chicken for a year. >> people are up and about. >> you got to get ready. start burning off calories. >> what kind of sauz are you going to put on? >> barbecue. each winner will get a meal per week. >> they are ready for that. >> some consider this next one of the most haunted places in the state. it's the banta inn. it's in tracy. it's so well phone for its spirits the owner had to exknowledge the fact it's haunted in order to receive the deed. >> but this halloween we want to go above and beyond. see truth and get proof. we sent bob redell to see. >> reporter: two ghost hunters walk into a bar. asks what can i get you. your finest, spirts of course. which they believe they have detected. >> there is definitely something here. >> the team was trying to -- what they have felt for years. >> i've seen a gentleman sitting in this chair. >> tony. >> he wears a plaid shirt. >> the bar tender who died of a heart attack behind this bar in 1967. >> as quickly as i thought. s

charlie: who is the hotter chick? liz: right now james gorman is the hotter chick.rlie: i like jennifer aniston. liz: oh, stop. not her. charlie, you're here to explain. charlie: blankfein is like pamela anderson, right? liz: that is absolutely pamela anderson. charlie, i need you to explain something. wait, wait, charlie was on "the daily show with jon stuart. look. >> you know who must be thrilled to hear this news was market analysts and business reporters who have finally seen justice served. >> what is up with this incredible $13 billion shakedown of jpmorgan? this is arbitrary and political hosing. i think it is a sophisticated shakedown. >> justice department needs to scout. >> they are at war with american business. >> this was a jihad against jpmorgan. [laughter] >> it is a shakedown, witch hunt, scalping jihad. >>charlie: i like to get my face like this. i hate the fact i am even next to jim cramer. that is beside the point. i want jon stewart to know i have changed my mind. jamie dimon is evil. he is like bernie madoff we had i agree with jon stuart. his

panelli, a fritter made from chick peas, some campana t a.ke ratatouille, some olives and white wine from a small vineyard run by mary and her husband. >> this is panelli? >> yes. chick pea probably came in with the arabs, maybe even earlier. because chick peace have been around for a long time. >> campanata. as says tillian as it gets. >> two internationally known sicilian dishes. >> this is what i've been waiting for. this is what i wanted sicily to be. something to sooth my shattered soul. it doesn't take much. a bowl of good pasta. in this case the famous spaghetti almero diseppia. spaghetti in cuddle fishing. also some pasta with swordfish, eggplant and tomatoes. >> ah beautiful. >> perfect. perfect pasta. very happy with that. >> good. i know you've been looking forward to it. i'm glad it's good. >> palermo is an expensive city for some things. because the consumer is paying -- >> more. >> -- more so that the store can afford to pay its extortion money. the big change that has happened is that up until the mid 80s, the late 80s, there w

those other chicks that were on "pitch perfect" she should say, we are all going to japan. >> if youou know what to do. thank you and have a good day. >> that's doing it for us here at rtm. sdm. >> hello, everybody. i'm beth troutman. if you are looking for great videos, we've got them, "right this minute." >>> you can see what drinking and driving does, guys. >>> an accident draws a crowd after a driver hits a tree. >> apparently, this is 6:30 in the morning. >> see who takes care of things 'til cops get on the scene. >> i know. i've been thinking, man. >> coast guards hot on the trail of. >> two drug smugglers. >> how they got all miami vice to

those other chicks that were on "pitch perfect" she should say, we are all going to japan. >> if youou know what to do. thank you and have a good day. >> that's doing it for us here thank you and have a good day. >> that's doing it for us here at rtm. you do enough flying around. that's why we give you real big club card deals. this week, load up on your favorite coke products. 12 packs are $2.77 each. tide is $16.99 for 150 ounces. that's under 20 cents a load. and oikos greek yogurt is just a buck. real big deals this week and every week. only at safeway. ingredients for life. sdm. >> hello, everybody. i'm beth troutman. if you are looking for great videos, we've got them, "right this minute." >>> you can see what drinking and driving does, guys. >>> an accident draws a crowd after a driver hits a tree. >> apparently, this is 6:30 in the morning. >> see who takes care of things 'til cops get on the scene. >> i know. i've been thinking, man. >> coast guards hot on the trail of. >> two drug smugglers. >> how they got all miami vice to

dee, this chick is so in love with me, she doesn't even know it.hey don't get it because you haven't explained it to them, bro. oh, guys, i have a system, a foolproof system

we say never use another chick's condom. girls try to plot and poke holes and do things. you flush the condom yourself. put it in your glove compartment and take it he and flush it here. you know, but listen, these girls are taking turkey basters and pulling it out and inserting and putting themselves upside down. you think i'm making this up? keep thinking. pauly, i'm sorry. and speaking of babies, yesterday, i made a comment about babies and rten eggs and, you know, a woman of 45 years old. you know, i made this comment before but to those of you that are new watching our show, just know that sometimes my sense of humor is twisted out of something very painful in my life. for instance, you know, i shared that i was addicted to cocaine. i can share with you so many funny stories about me sweating and visine and i've had two five month miscarriages and little kevin was born out of begging. i gained 103 pounds. i was on bedrest. but anyway, if i offended anybody, i meant no harm because having babies is serious, serious business. thank you. [ applause ] >> wendy: i'm think

eh, i'll think of something while i'm taking a chick dump in your parents' bathroom. huh? he picked a peach, didn't he? lois, don't you think maybe part of the reason you like lindsey could be because she looks so much like you? (chuckles): what? what are you talking about? come on, she's clearly an awful person. and i think it's possible that your vanity has made you a little blind to that. oh... i see what's going on here-- you're jealous. chris has a wonderful young woman in his life, and you've got nothing. she's kind of right, brian. all you've got is a worn-out rope toy and that squirrel who comes by once a day to taunt you. (rustling in brush) hey! hey, get out of here! this is our yard! you don't belong there! don't you touch anything! i told you all this yesterday! to your first big tv acting job. male tv announcer: we now return to ncis. oh, here it is. here comes my part. excuse me. i'm looking for ed manzelli. good evening. i'm ed manzelli. what can i do for you? i'm looking for a guy who used to work here. name's mario. got any idea where he could be? i h

that is a chick, right? - yeah, bro. - all right, good. - i was so excited when i saw it. i was like, "oh, that is sick." - [laughs] - no, no, no, no. so eventually, i had my daughter. i mean, look, we went into gymnastics, and they actually made us transfer classes because they said that the parents were so irate with it that they weren't gonna come back. - they--lizards hug from behind. - that's not cool around kids. - come on, coach. give me a lizard hug. from behind. - really? you're supposed to be a role model. - coach. - it's affecting not only my life, but her life, big time. - yeah. yeah, we have to get rid of this for you. - right, before she becomes a teenager and starts doing some stuff dad did, you know. - absolutely, man. - have a seat. have a seat. let me see if you're gonna like this thing, bro, you know. all right, check this out, man. - that's amazing. that's dope, man. - it's not just, like, a portrait of a tiger, so it's got a lot going on. - i can't believe it. - awesome, you ready? - let's do it. - man, this poor guy, daniel, he's clearly haunted by th

it was the nebulous movement that first challenged sciences chick side view of the world and yet on what grounds it did so in the name of what contrary idea of nature and humanity that it is most a lot now. the romantic traditions certainly has none of the public presence that science and rationalism presently enjoy. it cannot organize the equivalent of richard dawkins, recent rally of 20,000 atheists in front of the washington main unit. i'm our modest hope is to begin a process of remembering some part a worthy movement of artist philosophers and social revolutionaries in order to see what they might have to say to us now. i hope you will find that they can still speak very powerful issue is. who >> i thought wow, that the answer. as more women in come across wife. i called my editor that i'm going to write a book this is why women should build a wallet she says okay. >> women in the working class are subjected to punitive taxes can it be made hard by the of the media, not getting any special interests out of washington like a fat cat get. we are all in the same vote no matter what col

can you believe she's got a problem getting the chicks?he's talked about it -- she calls them chicks, too, which i love. she's like one of the guys. do you remember when she was -- do you remember when she was doing that speed date thing or they were in a club or something like that and she met a really, really smart business lady who was also a lesbian and she was having a conversation with her? and do you remember the more that rosie drank, the more she pushed up on the girl? remember -- i mean, she was like, you know, she was like -- rosie, you were all awkward. i was looking at that scene like this. oh, rosie. you'll get your girl one day, girl. yew youoi how you doing, rosie? so cute. up next, melissa gorga. melissa gorga, i love it when you wear so much make-up for something simple like taking out the garbage. do you ever notice that melissa's face is -- eyeliner. you do a good job. i love when you walk in theoom with the music a-- make-up and music career that you're chasing. i loved the feud with teresa. it was the highlight of the

the chick-ification of everything is taking place. which what is that? what do you mean?t means that feelings are triumphing over common sense. feelings are triumphing over thinking about things. >> the chick-ification of everything? what's weirder? that statement or claiming that the president makes people faint? take your pick. what's weirder there, goldie? >> i like the term. chick-ification of things. rush limbaugh isn't man enough to wear a woman marine cover on his head. so on the football field or off the field football, it has nothing to do with his masculinity or lack thereof. to celebrate or put your arms around breast cancer awareness month and i say this as someone on air tonight with a lump in my right breast, i want women to go out and get mammograms and understand what's happening with their girls. take the girls to the doctor. so if it means i got a football with a pink flag tied on his rear end, so be it. rush limbaugh need to take this poppycock and go on somewhere with it. >> i mean, there's no limits to it. well, i'm going to have to leave it there. ja

soon the chicks will go to sea to hunt for a shrimp-like crustacean called krill.beneath the sea ice, but in the warming ocean, the sea ice is melting away. so the penguins have been going to sea and starving to death? >> the chicks are declining, and we think they just can't find the krill. >> you know, when you can link a change in warming in air temperature through ice to krill, to penguins and show a 50% reduction of the penguin populations here and connect all the dots, you really can't make it any clearer than that. >> if it's clear the south is warming, paul mayewski is here to find out why. >> we're just on the edge of something that is potentially going to be much, much bigger. >> mayewski is among the most accomplished antarctic scientists. he's director of the climate change institute at the university of maine, and he's been exploring antarctica since 1968. they've even named a mountain after him here. what are some of the questions, some of the big questions you'd like to answer here? >> oh, we'd of course like to be able to demonstrate that over the l

because at peperdue, we believe in a betterer chick. >> a disturbing crime caught on video. armed robbers hit a salon employee on the head. the robbery happened in district heights. pursesbers took cash and on the employees and customers and randolph. -- and then ran off. a barricade in southeast washington today. they ame what barricade.with the >> this is the closest we have been able to get to the house. we have been here since 10:00 this morning. suspects are five in custody. very dangerous man who attacked overnight may be off the streets. cameras were rolling when police captured two of five men involved in a home invasion this morning. >> i'm afraid of what might happen. >> neighbors were on lockdown andhours as swat teams police officers surrounded the block. god for bed she is traumatized. >> a frightening night for one family in northeast. it group of suspects broke into the home and tied up the family, rob them, stole them, and burnt their car. >> i cannot imagine what the family is going through. i pray for them. >> witnesses still need to identify the man. we un

have cheated on me if i was pregnant but i find out and t next week you are out all night with the chick. you stood here and lied to me again. how am i supposed to trust anything that you say? every other thing that you say is a lie. you find out i'm pregnant together and we are supposed to be happy and moving forward and the next week your phone is off and where are you? and i got to call her number and find out where you are? because you can not control the ho you sleep with. that is messed up. >> kirk: let her go, she is doing good, mama. [applause] >> before we tried the whole relationship thing i was doing fine. i had a job before you got there and my thing was cool and you came, and everything was cool for a couple months and now you are bored you are on facebook and you talk to chicks >> kirk: are you on facebook again? >> i use facebook but not like that >> what conversation? >> way before baby mama when you gave me your password and i was checking your here pops up a conversation with you and your classmate. there's no -- >> kirk: how did you find out she was pregnant? >> i didn

everyone knows she digs chicks. as opposed to everything else, i can't say whether it was true or not, but i believe he is fired now. >> he is fired. >> i am glad you brought that up. >> i i should say allegedly. >> this is a greater question in trolling. i never had the urge to anonymously do something. isn't the whole point they know who you are? i want you to know it is me. your last movie sucked and you smell bad. but it is for me though. they don't want to hurt you, but they don't want the pleasure of knowing they hurt you. >> people are in dark corners and they are happy and mad at people and take it out on people who have success and fame or whatever. maybe they should regulate what staffers tweet. they should hire the guy from twitter to make a website for these guys. >> i don't want to call you out, but you don't like doing stuff anonymously. the last time i saw you doing something at the port authority you were wearing a fake nose and a fake hat. >> i was doing anonymously. that was his name. >> the latin

her new book is call the chick ya ka's guide to style and it's available in preorder right now and we'll be right back. >> wendy: i had fun today. thank you for watching. i want to thank my guests, thank you so much everybody for being here today. lilliana and everyone. katy couric is coming by tomorrow and corey feld man. i love. you thank you for watching. bye. mnever sleeping.g. ever saving. for him, her, and you. every day. but quality affordable health care seems forever out of reach -- until now. i'm doctor peter beilenson. with local doctors we've founded a new approach to health insurance -- evergreen health. neighborhood care, same day aointments, a team approach with doctors and nurses who get to know you. that's evergreen health. learn more at evergreenmd.org. oh, come on, chelsea. is this about money? 'cause i'd be happy to pay the lease on your apartment. it's not about money, you ass. i just think it's ridiculous that we're engaged and not living together. i'm just not comfortable with us living in sin. so you think we should stop having sex? no, no, no, it's not the sin i

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was shot det avenue officers after trying toer rim the we've got more of that story online and those chick you are too. i want you to meet the man who is planting a seed of resistance in the west bank. afghan officials are blaming a precision nato sfrike the death of children. they disappoint his reports show now -- u.s. intelligence needs to do a better job though. >> in fact, last night's attack is part of the problem. this has happened in the past. this has happened in the latest strike. there may be an intelligence failure. the people who were killed carrying -- carrying their guns. this is a lot of afghans and it seems the strike took place because these were mistaken as mill trants. -- militants. they endured a similar suicide bombing several week ago. nearly 100 have died and iraq's violence where more than 1200 perished in september. they beleaguered security. and the military spokesman's name now the four member killed their deadly rampage. he said >> that left 67 dead. a kenyon 26 station broadcasts the terrorists apparently walking calmly through the shopping center. hezbollah p

. >> watch that black chick i don't know -- chicken over there. >> that's not a smart chicken. >> itthe dog's food. >> and last but not least. this is a vine video. short by sweet. >> you want to go bang! >> oh, wow! not only does he play dead bu, he reacts to a fake shot. >> and he's dramatic about it, flings his head back to the floor. >> perfect timing. >> no, seriously, he's just a friend. >> oh, okay. sure! >> hey, are you hungry? >> starving. >> a lot going on in this video. >> at first you're thinking this video is just a competition between friends. but then i think is this a victoria secret ad? then one of the girls chatting away is kate upton and she's now enjoying a delicious hot pocket. >> they're really good. >> she's eating her hot pocket, she gets very sleepy, she falls into this dream and her dream is actually a parody of bismarckee's "just a friend". ♪ i'll bet you're wondering, who are you ♪ >> kate upton all over cooper bow-wow and featured in this parody called "you got what i eat." ♪ oh, you, you got what i eat, i need your hot, buttery crust ♪ >> this works beca

you show me a hot chick and i'll show you a guy that's sick of [beep]. >> it's the same way for women. >> show me a guy with a lot of money and i'll show you a girl tired of spending it. right? >> we just got pauly d. at an airport. >> do you think amanda is trying to use your daughter for fame and fo

cute chicks, doing my thing.and i don't really see anything changing. >> it used to be that somebody's on food stamps it's like loser. >> why would it be bad in any way? it's free food. it's awesome. >> what would you say to anybody who is looking saying i'm working hard, paying taxes so jason can give his surfer lifestyle, be in his band and get $200 a month to buy good quality food? >> thank you taxpayers. >> do you feel guilty at all about this? >> [ bleep ] no. >> rugged individualism. it's a term that amendmeattempt the term of american value, hard work and pride in pulling your own weight. those values and the legal and political system that reward them help explain why america has prospered like no other country. at the same time, we're also a compassionate and generous people willing to help the poor and feed the hungry. our nation must find harmony in these two values so as not to lose all that made america great to begin with. that's our report, but the conversation continues on twitter. let me know wha

, nearly four minutes there, but have to say, chick-fil-a may m take longer but they're known kn forng your order right the most. annoying is it and you order or your items and you say, please l don't forget the cat chop catsu drive off and there's no catsup. >> accuracy is important, but you know the complex food offerings that the food giants are offering, that is why they wait time is longer. one of the dishes at the can tina bowl has 12 differentish differentingredients. >> right, so you have to wait longer. >> three minutes, we can live. >>> it's not that big of a deal. lauren, thank you, we will chec in with you tomorrow.to >> a close for a higher minimum wage in two maryland countiesryn and the district. new gun control laws, in in maryland what you need to know. and college football fans, why y this saturday's terrapin's game in florida is shaping up to be quite the match up. sports break affidavi breakfast.  >>> welcome pac back to fox 5 morning news.ing a look at the senate capital. the senate comes back into session at 9:00 this morning. it will taketh on a cr as you hr p

30 retailers and restaurants, opening with a target, harris teeter, old navy, mission barbecue and chick-fil-a among others with more to come. the official ribbon-cutting will take place later this afternoon. >> would have been nice to have that when i lived there. >>> still to come -- more bodies found following a migrant shipwreck. >> the nobel prize in physics awarded >> it's feeling like fall today. chelsea will be back with the updated forecast. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, >>> partly cloudy and 61 degrees but a whole lot nicer than yesterday. your complete first warning weather forecast is still coming up. >>> in italy divers recover more bodies from the wreck of a makeshift passenger ferry that burned and capsized near sicily last week. the death toll is now 250. we're told 18 bodies were recovered today from within the ship's hold. one found floating a distance away by helicopter. just 155 migrants, most if not all from africa survived the shep -- shipwreck last thursday. >>> this noon a fourth motorcyclist is under arrest in connection can the motorcycle road rage attack in new york. police s

millions of californians took part in a drill known as the great and chick out.hey covered their heads, grabbed something sturdy and it was all part of being ready in case of another ea>> at here is a video of people cheering and their memories. >> this is a video of people sharing a their memories of the sharks quake in 1999. >> this was some unbelievable images and people around here were old enough to share their memories appear >> jennifer says it was a long time before i was able to cross the bridge. >> i remember every detail like it was yesterday. >> i remember this day like it was yesterday's i remember the cards on the streets dropping as if they were low riders. >> cars were just jumping on the ground. >> you could join the conversation got to kron4 facebook fan page. >> again at the port strike is on the walk off the drop starting at midnight tonight. >> people hope they will come to an agreement but they did not. stay with us. our breaking story a bart strike at midnight tonight. >> new workers say they will walk off the job tonight at midnight. >> te

. >> do you get nervous talking to chicks? because of all these allegations? >> it has to be difficult for him to know somebody. because if the glass is across the table -- >> he has to play like quarters where you bounce it. you have to be creative.

it's a great place to meet chicks. or-or dudes. or both. oh, we love you no matter what! narrator: and kids, as i watched your aunt lily hold her baby boy, another thought popped into my head. even though you didn't buy anything, i want to thank you for coming in. here's a free teddy bear. what are you gonna name the little guy? six pack. gun it, bitches! (engine revs) narrator: that girl's a mom! (engine revving) (phone chimes) okay, so i met this girl on the train, and i texted her, "what's up?" she texted, "hey," exclamation point. does that mean, "ask me out" or "just..." ted, we are responsible for a whole other human life now, so new rule: you can't come to us with any issue unless it's an "8" or higher. got it. so i'm thinking of texting back a winky smiley face. eight or higher, bro. well, no, what should i-- eight or higher, bro. no, yeah, i'm just wondering if-- eight or higher, bro. well, where do you rate this? this is the same as what's in little marvin's pants right now: a soft two. sorry, bro. stop texting the bimbo and call victoria. that chapter's over. w

. >> a chick-fil-a location, it's going to be opening up for business in a few minutes and the first 100 people in line getting a special treat. going to tell you all about with it on this halloween morning, thursday, october 31, this is somebody. >>> it's straight up 6:00. good morning and happy halloween. thanks as always for joining us. i'm jon kelley. >> i'm laura garcia-cannon, we're following breaking news out of taiwan where just in the past hour a 6.6 magnitude earthquake struck the island nation. the usga said it was centered along the east coast city of hualian south of taipei. the damage is minimal. a tsunami warning also has not been issued. >> right now i want to get you updated on a story in the east bay. four people are recovering after being attacked by dogs in antioch. this morning neighbors on larkspur drive near hillcrest park are still on edge hours after this attack. that's where "today in the bay" christie smith joins us live. some of the neighbors are saying they are thankful the attack happened before trick-or-treaters going house to house for halloween. >> th

chick-fil-a was the slowest, with an average time of three minutes 24 seconds. wendy's had the fastest average, clocking in at two-fourteen. common sense seems to have left a man at a california convenience store, who brutally attacks a clerk during a dispute over 41 cents. take a look...the clerk at this store says the customer asked for a swisher- sweet cigar, but only put down a dollar, for the dollar-forty- one cent item. when the clerk told him he still owed 41 cents, the customer, cursed at her, tried to snatch it off the shelf, and then punched the 23- year-old girl in face, before running off. almost as shocking as that is the fact that no one tried to stop him as he left. 119-130 police are reviewing the footage, in the hopes of identifying the suspect. thanks to some common sense crime solving tools, police in london caught a would-be car thief red- handed-- or, green

know how to pick up chicks? they show you how to do it here. just have to be in good shape and be a good cheerleader. >> literally pick up women. >> tumbling and circles from cheerleaders to just flipping in a circle. >> this dude is submitting this video, trying to set a world record for the lowest standing back tuck ever. >> that's why he has a little measuring stick on the mat there. >> he starts out in a crouching position and is able to flip himself in a back tuck. >> he didn't even get that many inches off the ground. >> that's the point. he's trying to do the lowest standing back flip ever. >> how many times do you land on your head in the attempt? >> if i tell you i'm about to show you some russian dash cam, you probably think i'm crazy, something bad and terrifying, something totally weird. here we go. guy driving along. who is that in the intersection in a little old lady with a cane. you think where's the bad stuff? about to happen. this is russia. this is a dash cam. >> oh, and she's in a crosswalk. >> yay! guy pulls over and starts

and sometime i would take these little chicks and give them to another hen, either take the little chicks and put them in a box with a lamp and raise them on their own. i was never quite able to save $18.98 to order the most inexpensive incubator for the sears roebuck store, this big catalog, some people called it an order book, other people called it the wish book -- i wish i had this, i wish i had that. so as a child, it was my duty, my responsibility to care for those chickens. and i tell children today some of those chickens would bow their heads, but i'm convinced that some of those chickens tended to listen to me much better than some of my colleagues listen to me today in the congress. they were more productive. >> host: what would happen when one of the chickens became sunday dinner? >> guest: oh, i would protest. [laughter] i didn't like the idea of my mother, father, some relative coming, getting one of the chickens we're having for dinner. it was probably my first nonviolent protest. >> host: john lewis, why is your most recent book on your life in this form, in graphic novel f

if they glimpse a chick's ankle they are supposed to take their eye out. to ogle a gang glory? >> i don't know what that means but i'm getting the message. i don't need the illustration but what i'm getting from you is that you feel because the -- some in the muslim world cannot express themselves openly about a variety of subjects it against the poor gay people. >> i think putin does it too. >> bill: you think so? that's why he never has any clothes on? i saw him this week. he had the worst clothes, look at that he looks like the riddler on human growth hormones. what the hell happened? what is he doing there. >> bill: better than topless. >> you can hear his gaydar going off. >> bill: john kerry was also. >> have a picture of him? get the picture kerry wears this when he is home alone though. do you know what i mean he? looks like celine dion's marriage to that weird hector guy. what is the deal there? looks like mr. drizdale's secretary. >> slippers to match? matching slippers if you wear that? >> what do you get to the man whose wife gives him everythi

. >> yeah, let's hear it from tony dans danza and we're watching a movie where a hot chick is eating a hamburger and people ask me, is that a real complecial? it is a real commercial. >> stephen: hasn't your career done the same thing. >> exploited -- >> stephen: what do i know about the real joseph gordon-levitt? i mean, to i have unrealistic expectations of who are you? >> probably. >> stephen: because i imagine you as a young, attractive guy, who looks good shooting a gun and dating zoe deschnel. with which roles have you played is closest to the real you? and please don't say the guy in "don jon." >> yes, probably not that one. i would-- i don't know. there was a movie called "brick" that reminded me of me a little bit. that's a highly stylized detective movie so i don't be what that says about me. but, no, it's true. look, when i'm playing a character i am looking to try to tell a story and make a connection with the audience who is watching the movie. in a pornography clip or other movie or commercials they're not really trying to connect with an audience so much as take their

these are people that are going to steal the ship so they can get money, become rich, get chicks, buy cars and not be killed by the war lords that are essentially forcing them to do this for a living. >> stephen: now does this movie have a social conscience, a lot of movies you've done-- especially big oscar winners-- have been trying to change people's hearts and minds. any chances this going to change the hearts and minds of people in shol ya about pirating? >> i think for the musical numbers. through some of the songs and dances it might. (laughter). >> stephen: really? ♪ hi didlley dee >> paul green grass, "united 93" the bourne films "bloody sunday" he goes off and captured an aspect of somalia that might not be the standard version of what we would like to assume would be very easy bad guys to hate. it's a war-torn place of corruption and hopelessness and what is more dangerous than a young man with a gun and with nothing to lose? that's more or less the stature of the four guys that hijacked this ship. >> stephen: you actually shot this on -- >> on film. (laughter) >> stephen:

chick-fil-a, 3 minutes 23 seconds. ♪ ♪ turn around ♪ every now and then i get a little bit hungry ♪ ♪ nothing good for me around ♪ ♪ turn around ♪ every now and then i get a little bit tired ♪ ♪ of craving something that i can't have ♪ ♪ turn around barbara ♪ i finally found the right snack ♪ ♪ try new fiber one cinnamon coffee cake. temperatures, it's a temperature forecast. we are talking about owings mills 54 degrees now. arnold 58. we have the winds on the light side this morning. picking up a little bit more on the west, 5-10 miles per hour. another story, we have areas of patchy fog again. the humidity owings mills, tiny town 100%. saturated aacross the area. the planner for today, will bring sunshine, mixing with cloud cover, starting off this morning where the temperature 57 degrees. as we head towards mid-morning, still dry, 68 degrees, close to 70 already. by the time we hit lunchtime, a great day to eat the lunch outdoors. 75 degrees with a mix of sun and clouds. get out and enjoy it. if you missed today you will have tomorrow or the day after that. carroll county, winds so